Повернення культурного Безосібного

This page is a translated version of the page The Return of the Well Cultured Anonymous and the translation is 7% complete.

The Well Cultured Anonymous Header.jpg «Повернення культурного Безосібного» — це оновлена книга, що базується на оригінальній «Культурний Безосібний», яка була ретельно скомпонована другом Безосібним на Вікічані. Вона намагається показати (в основному іншим безосібним) як бути розумним, культурним та ввічливим у сучасному світі.

Книга є „солянкою“, збірником порад.

Щоб не пророблювати роботу двічі, першим етапом є переклад [«Повернення культурного Безосібного»] 1 з англійської, після (і впродовж) — доповнення власними прикладами і підлаштовування описані під існуючі реалії нашої країни.

(Content in process of copying from this Ukrainian source: https://github.com/tthydrogend/book-of-anonymous )


Some parts need to be updated, important topics need to be added, and a few pages need to be customized for a girl's point of view. If you can help with this, just go ahead when you feel like it.


We added "The Return" to this book's title, since it was entirely lost in it's original form after Wikichan fell apart. Some parts still live on in Well-Cultured), a website based on the book, made by the last Wikichan admin in a attempt to make a serious men's help magazine. Because of the unfortunate fate of such an informative guide, we have restored the original and reopened it to editing.

Intro

You have seen them everywhere – self help topics of Anonymous begging for help with his life. Some people have no idea how they should dress other than wearing a Pantera t-shirt with jeans that their mother bought for them five years ago. Some have no idea how to approach women and spend their time masturbating to Loli. And some just want to know if they should shave their pubes.

Here, my friends, is your answer. Written by anon, edited by anon, and perfected by anon. Every single tip, trick, and Barrel Roll you will ever need to know without having to ask for help. The first chapters of this Wikibook will intend to enlighten and refresh your memory on the basics- how to look decent, how to keep in shape, and that kind of thing. Then, it will segue into other people- how to pick up women, how to handle other people, and how to have a dinner party where you don't throw food. Then, the miscellaneous things- College, protips and tricks, and basically anything else you could ever want to know.

Read away. Edit away. Learn, Anonymous.

Disclaimer

The information in these chapters is not to be taken literally or be used in any way to commit any illegal acts. This information is for learning purposes only, and does not (directly or indirectly) support the topics discussed thereof. You take all responsibility for how you use any of these chapters, no matter what.

Contents

About/Around the Book

Because it is a community work to begin with.

Cleaning Yourself Up

Because it's what you need to do to even step foot in society.

Getting Cultured

The reason this book exists.

Work and Play

Because that's most of your time.

Sex and Relationships

Because in the end, that's what you want

Special Thanks

The authors of the Return of the Well Cultured Anonymous thank all the authors of the first edition for making such an awesome guide, the Internet Archive for keeping Wikichan backed up when their actual owners didn't bother, and Shii for saving a copy of the PDF on his site.

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