Adoption Aniki/Thread 1

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 20:51:49 No.34692404 View Reply Original Report
Quoted By: >>34692876 >>34693325 >>34694029 >>34694331 >>34694952 >>34695349
Need some /a/dvice guys...

I get a call today, it's social services and they want me to come to their office ASAP. I ask why, they say they'll explain when I get there.

Now I figure they have the wrong person. I have no family besides an Aunt and I haven't so much as talked to her in over 10 years. What the hell would social services want with me? But I'm bored and slightly intrigued, so I go.


Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 20:53:49 No.34692452 Report
1) take delicious loli
2) groom her
3)????
4) large amounts of excess monetary goods

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 20:53:49 No.34692454 Report
Why go for /a/dvice when you can get /adv/ice?

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 20:53:49 No.34692456 Report
Quoted By: >>34692533
All I can say is that when she becomes a teenager every day will be hell.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 20:53:49 No.34692482 Report
welp that sucks ass for the kid and well for you hmmmmmmmmm....congrats daddy

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 20:53:49 No.34692503 Report
Take her in and teach her the path to the dark side.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 20:54:49 No.34692533 Report
Well that sounds gre--YOU FUCKING LIAR.

Also if truth then see

>>34692456

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 20:54:49 No.34692549 Report
Quoted By: >>34692610 >>34692612 >>34692649 >>34692713 >>34692723 >>34692758 >>34692920 >>34693322
She points out the window at this little girl, looking lost as someone could possibly look and so sad it was almost like she was trying to die. The social worker told me that, being an unmarried 22-year-old with a full-time job I wasn't exactly the ideal parenting candidate but seeing as it was me or she'd become a ward of the state they were giving me the option.

Now I've never even met this kid before. I don't know her name, I didn't know her mother well at all... And now they're asking me if I want to take care of this kid. I have no fucking clue how to take care of a kid. I'm a goddamn basement dweller with a full-time job...

But she looked so goddamn sad... and I do have the funds to support one more... ... But...

Fuck /a/...

Anyway, they told me I could walk out of the office, she'd never know who I was and I'd never have to see her again - or I could fill out some paperwork and she'd go home with me.

I told them I needed to think about it and they said I had until tomorrow...

What do?

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 20:55:49 No.34692566 Report

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 20:55:49 No.34692582 Report
Quoted By: >>34692855
Be a kind and loving father. Now is your chance to be a real-life Mr. Koiwai.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 20:56:49 No.34692600 Report
Quoted By: >>34692855
Take the loli and become the father she never had.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 20:56:49 No.34692610 Report

>>34692549

Take her in.
Treat it as the ultimate raising sim.

Warder, Kotomi is mai waifu!!FK0fY5msl5A Tue 11 May 2010 20:56:49 No.34692612 Report Quoted By: >>34692855

>>34692549

{{Greentext|Take her.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 20:56:49 No.34692616 Report
Oh wow this sounds original and plausible.

J !!VfRninXKCz+ Tue 11 May 2010 20:56:49 No.34692625 Report
Quoted By: >>34692855

>>>/r9k/

>>>/adv/

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 20:56:49 No.34692648 Report
Quoted By: >>34692855
On the offhand chance you're telling the truth, I'll need some more information to give you any real good advice.

Where do you live (apartment, house, roommates or no)? Do you have a regular job (starbucks doesn't count)? Do you make enough to support two individuals? How old are you?

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 20:56:49 No.34692649 Report
Quoted By: >>34693009

>>34692549


do it. it'll suck but it will also be the only meaningful thing you ever do.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 20:57:49 No.34692671 Report
adopt her and raise her but be careful cuz shes going to be a real head case when she grows up

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 20:57:49 No.34692686 Report
She will never be Yotsuba. Find someone more responsible to take care of her.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 20:57:49 No.34692687 Report
Well she probably won't be moe like your picture - but more of a pain in the ass . And she will be all dramatic about the death- sucks for op

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 20:58:49 No.34692694 Report
change your life today, be a father

if you dont like it return her

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 20:58:49 No.34692704 Report
Just do it son.

You might never have been in an orphanage, but shit sucks hard.

At least give her one line of connection to her old life, even if you've never met her before, just do your best. It's better than damning the poor girl to the system.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 20:58:49 No.34692712 Report
Just take her in.

It's her only chance to live a happy life.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 20:58:49 No.34692713 Report
Quoted By: >>34692855

>>34692549

Are you still in school?

If you do decide to do this for the love of god get help from people who've done it before. Granparents, friends' grandparents, classes, books, anything.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 20:58:49 No.34692721 Report
DO IT, LIVING THE DREAM

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 20:58:49 No.34692723 Report

>>34692549

Do it and be as nice as you can possibly be.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 20:59:49 No.34692731 Report
DO ITTTTT

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 20:59:49 No.34692758 Report
Quoted By: >>34693281

>>34692549

Talk to her.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:00:49 No.34692791 Report
Quoted By: >>34692832 >>34693281
she's still your family, you just gonna leave a family member behind? who knows what kind of emotional pain that she's going through now, try to comfort her by being a good father-like adult

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:00:49 No.34692804 Report
Quoted By: >>34692915
Man, just take her in. No children deserves that damned system.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:01:49 No.34692817 Report
Pin a 20 dollar bill to the little bitches collar and wish her the best of luck.

Annoymous of Ohio !!lm/X1DMYxy4 Tue 11 May 2010 21:01:49 No.34692822 Report take it her in bro. better she have a warm home and some love than grow up in orphanage

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:01:49 No.34692826 Report
When she got older, kill her.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:01:49 No.34692828 Report
DO IT it's the right thing to do.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:01:49 No.34692832 Report

>>34692791

I'd recommend more of a brother-esque relationship, but with some authority as a father figure.

It might get weird otherwise.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:01:49 No.34692841 Report
Quoted By: >>34692897 >>34693022
What kind of person are you, OP? How would you raise her? What kinds of people do you associate yourself with? Have you ever had any experience with children before?

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:02:49 No.34692853 Report
Don't be a father. Be an aniki.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:02:49 No.34692855 Report
Quoted By: >>34692904 >>34692955 >>34692980 >>34693002 >>34693007 >>34693646

>>34692625

Like I'd go anywhere but /a/ for loli advice. Best source, clearly.

>>34692582

>>34692600

>>34692612

Yeah... but... I mean, don't you need some kind of skills to take care of a kid? I'm a bit on the... socially inept side... But I do hate the thought of her sitting in that state facility... goddamn dump. But seriously, what the hell. "Hey, person died. You has kid. Have fun." ...

Is there no other protocol for this shit?

>>34692648

I live in an apartment by myself, 22 years old with about as solid a job as they come. And yeah, I make enough that I could support one more.

>>34692713

Not still in school, though I'd been thinking of going back to college.


Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:02:49 No.34692876 Report

>>34692404

Do it. Because its the right thing to do.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:02:49 No.34692879 Report
Next time you post this say she's 8 instead. One more year and she's way too old. No time to enjoy her.


Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:02:49 No.34692882 Report
He's only 10 years older than the girl, if anything he'd be more of a new onii-chan than a replacement father. Not that that's a bad thing.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:03:49 No.34692884 Report
Do it. Be awesome and take her in.

Taiga!!dMbDe6oa7US Tue 11 May 2010 21:03:49 No.34692887 Report Quoted By: >>34693281

OP, the truth is that you'll probably never have your own child, you know this to be truth. At least take the kid. She alone, she just lost her mom. >: Don't you feel pity for her? Take her in and try to have a nice time together, befriend her :3

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:03:49 No.34692892 Report

>And yeah, I make enough that I could support one more.

Do it.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:03:49 No.34692895 Report
Quoted By: >>34692977
Don't do it.

Unless of course you're horribly lonely and are willing to give up all your free time near indefinitely.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:03:49 No.34692897 Report

>>34692841

Also, do you have any friends or friendly neighbors that would be willing to help you out?

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:03:49 No.34692898 Report
What I'd give to be an aniki ;_;

 !!dUL+IeD970x Tue 11 May 2010 21:03:49 No.34692904 Report Quoted By: >>34693281

>>34692855

Take her in and marry her in the future.

regardless u know how to treat a kid or not. you can learn that. it's not too difficult along as there is a will.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:04:49 No.34692915 Report
Quoted By: >>34693281

>>34692804

seconded. chances are if you don't take her she'll drift in the system for the next 6 years of her life untill shes old enough to get booted out on her ass to die in a gutter somewhere

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:04:49 No.34692918 Report
It would be like having an imouto. DO IT, OP!


Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:04:49 No.34692920 Report
Quoted By: >>34693213

>>34692549

Take her in, if not she'll just be passed around.

Life is full of things waiting to be experienced. You might actually turn out to be a good dad. If you're looking for a mother for your child, it'll also look good on you too.

If she's ready to go to school, you should have her join some extra curricular activities until you get home from work. Or hire a baby sitter.

Also be sure to start saving.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:04:49 No.34692927 Report
Do it man, how would you feel if you were orphaned as a kid and 10 years later find out your only relative at the time decided not to take you in because he was too busy masturbating to 2D girls and hugging pillows of 2D girls.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:04:49 No.34692935 Report
Quoted By: >>34693011
You are given the change to raise a loli your way. DO THE RIGHT THING. RAISE HER TO BE MOE.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:04:49 No.34692938 Report
You haven't been doing anything with your life so far. Make it worth something.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:05:49 No.34692955 Report

>>34692855

She's still growing, but 12 years old is old enough where the majority of the skills needed to take care of a kid don't apply anymore. If I was in your shoes, I'd do it, but none of us can tell you your own personality or viewpoint.


Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:05:49 No.34692963 Report
DO IT AND RAPE THE KID ! F**K THAT SHIT UP!


Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:05:49 No.34692970 Report

>I have no family besides an Aunt

>my Aunt died 2 days ago in a car accident along with her boyfriend

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:05:49 No.34692973 Report

>I told them I needed to think about it and they said I had until tomorrow...

yeah, as if. bull-fucking-shit.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:05:49 No.34692975 Report
Read this

http://www.mangatoshokan.com/series/Otaku-no-Musume-san

Then make a decision.

I ♥ Akiha &  !dicksRcPAQ Tue 11 May 2010 21:05:49 No.34692976 Report Take the kid. She's a poor little girl who lost her parents, and you've been given the chance to make her life happy.

Unless you are one of the more batshit anons and just rape her every night. In that case, don't take the girl, you'll just fuck two lives over in one go.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:05:49 No.34692977 Report

>>34692895

she's already 12, should be getting rather independent soon

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:05:49 No.34692978 Report
Do it. It will be good for you both.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:05:49 No.34692979 Report
If I were you, I would do my best to give it a try. She's still your family, despite the distance. Shit, being the basement dweller you are, you might end up really enjoying the company. Being raised by a single parent, she probably already has some idea of how to take care of herself. Or she's atleast used to having a parent that's at work full time.

Just go for it dude. It'll be hard, but not nearly as impossible as trying to raise a baby by yourself. Give her the benefit of the doubt.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:05:49 No.34692980 Report

>>34692855

If you can truly live with yourself after abandoning her, then don't do it.

If you can live with yourself perfectly fine, go kill yourself.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:06:49 No.34692985 Report
You know all these people are saying take her in, treat her right then have lots of loli sex.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:06:49 No.34692990 Report
DO IT FAGGOT Chicks love nice guys and nothing screams more nice than taking in an orphan girl. You'll be swimming in the vagina.


Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:06:49 No.34692998 Report
Quoted By: >>34693283
YOU'RE ALL IDIOTS. REMEMBER SHE'S 3D SLUT DISGUSTING.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:06:49 No.34693002 Report

>>34692855

so it sounds like the social skills thing is what you're worried about. I wouldn't worry about that. this might be good for you as well as for her then. It won't be all ponies and rainbows, though. like someone said above she'll be a teenager someday. you'll get in arguments and shit. but it could be one of the most rewarding things you ever do in your life.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:06:49 No.34693005 Report
Put yourself in her shoes, OP.

Any kid would rather live with a distant relative than in an orphanage.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:06:49 No.34693007 Report
Quoted By: >>34693493

>>34692855

She's 12. Aside from feeding her and giving her a place to sleep, what else do you really need to do? just stop being a basement dweller and sit upstairs with her more often.

Really, it wouldn't be hard for the both of you to get by. Since I assume money isn't an issue, it can't be that hard to raise someone who's already halfway to adulthood.

A 12 year old is young sure, but by no means is she stupid. She should have some semblance of being able to support herself. it's not like you're taking in a baby off the street.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:06:49 No.34693009 Report

>>34692649

This


Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:06:49 No.34693010 Report
RAISE HER WE SHALL HELP YOU.

Carbon !!05FJ9ZTgDK8 Tue 11 May 2010 21:06:49 No.34693011 Report

>>34692935

This.

Also, I'd suppose you would get her estate. Use that money to support her.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:06:49 No.34693022 Report
Quoted By: >>34693127 >>34693185 >>34693213 >>34693646

>>34692841

Well, I'm your standard /a/non I guess. Not very social at all - though I do have the ability to hold my own in a conversation and such. Not much for relationships or anything of that sort though... back to that whole socially-inept bit.

I have no idea how the hell I'd raise her. Best thing I could think of would be to ask my neighbors for parenting advice, awkward as that would be. I have a feeling she'd have to teach me how to be a parent for the most part.

Don't really associate myself with that many people, just a few friends I hold regular LANs with and such. No drugs or anything like that, decent people in my opinion.

Experience with children... Helped a lost kid find his Mom in a Walmart one time... That's about it.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:07:49 No.34693043 Report
taking care of another is absolutely NOT hard, i've been doing it for the past 10 years with my sisters and cousins. all you gotta do is make sure that she is nourished and have a comfortable place to sleep and shower. If you can do that much then you're pretty much set, you just gotta remind her to do her homework and not be out too late. Being 12 years old, she has enough common sense to know how to live. It won't be that hard OP

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:07:49 No.34693051 Report
It would really help you with your social skills OP. Also, the age difference isn't that bad so you might end up with a really good friend someday.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:07:49 No.34693064 Report
Quoted By: >>34693306
Make sure it gets sunlight, water it everyday and you'll be fine

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:08:49 No.34693069 Report
when i was 12 i was already online full time playing games and shit

all i needed from my family was some food and shelter

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:08:49 No.34693073 Report
If she's 12, that's only 6 years you need watch her.

Unsung !!NO7ubUArw4F Tue 11 May 2010 21:08:49 No.34693074 Report Go for it bro. You have a chance to help someone who, by the sound of it, desperately needs help.

Purity Stu Tue 11 May 2010 21:09:49 No.34693101 Report Quoted By: >>34693124 >>34693139 >>34693230 >>34693282 >>34693447
hahaha, say goodbye to any love life op

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:09:49 No.34693116 Report
You could try and take her in. I'm sure a social worker will check on her, so if you're not good enough, she'll get taken away anyway. Nothing to lose really, and even if you're inept aT care-taking, it would make her feel better knowing that there's someone WHO AT LEAST CARES IF SHE LIVES OR DIES.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:09:49 No.34693124 Report

>>34693101

stoic love

Unsung !!NO7ubUArw4F Tue 11 May 2010 21:09:49 No.34693127 Report

>>34693022

Sounds like you'd be a pretty good parent, bro.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:10:49 No.34693129 Report
Take her in, raise her as a daughter to the best of your abilities, I guess.

She's 12, doesn't she have a say in this? I mean, does she want to be raised by you? Is she terribly afraid of the system of foster parents?

Carbon !!05FJ9ZTgDK8 Tue 11 May 2010 21:10:49 No.34693139 Report Quoted By: >>34693173

>>34693101

\a\ and love life? Yeah, I don't think that'd be happening anytime soon.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:10:49 No.34693140 Report
Quoted By: >>34693210 >>34693227
Take her in Be a nice father And stop watching anime

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:10:49 No.34693159 Report
Quoted By: >>34693221 >>34693496
what about money? about all the shit her aunt owned? like the house and stuff?

or was she poor too?

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:11:49 No.34693173 Report

>>34693139

>\a\

What are you smoking?

!Rinseh59Lc Tue 11 May 2010 21:11:49 No.34693182 Report you best take this Kid and love her more than anyone else can right now, dont even think of listening to the pedo fucks.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:11:49 No.34693184 Report
Quoted By: >>34693224 >>34693303
OHANA MEANS FAMILY OP FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND OR FORGOTTEN

Take the kid in, OP.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:11:49 No.34693185 Report

>>34693022

dude, relax. i'm no expert, but you sound like you could handle this. kids are getting more and more independent, shes 12 years old, you wont need much in the way of "parenting skills" you said you have a steady job and can support one more, which is alot more than most people can say these days. you sound like you could really be a parent here.


Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:11:49 No.34693204 Report
Adopt her.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:12:49 No.34693210 Report
I know this is bullshit but I can't stop bumping.

>>34693140

>And stop watching anime

not sure if troll


Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:12:49 No.34693213 Report

>>34693022

>>34692920

If you think she's mature enough, she'll probably be able to take care of herself. Teach her to cook, do chores, support her both financially and emotionally.

You sound like you would do fine. If can take care of yourself, you can take care of a child too.


Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:12:49 No.34693220 Report
Take in the kid! She needs you!

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:12:49 No.34693221 Report

>>34693159

This. Do you get anything out of it?

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:12:49 No.34693224 Report

>>34693184

I was wondering if this came from an anime, and then I realized where it came from and I teared up ;_;

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:12:49 No.34693227 Report
Quoted By: >>34693290

>>34693140

He doesn't have to stop watching anime. OP could watch some moe shit and maybe connect with the girl. 12 year olds love anime. :/

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:12:49 No.34693230 Report
Quoted By: >>34693263

>>34693101

or hello to sensitive guy pity sex.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:12:49 No.34693235 Report
THEY SEE ME TROLLAN THEY HATAN

D/a/non !LbZtQ2LvA6 Tue 11 May 2010 21:12:49 No.34693249 Report Quoted By: >>34693327 >>34693329 >>34693480
OP, become the aniki to her Simon.

The rest practically writes itself.

Could you believe in the her that believes in you?

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:13:49 No.34693259 Report
Quoted By: >>34693276
Take her with you on a long drive. Along the way, swerve dangerously close to a passing car, then mention to her how that was the way her mother got killed, the dumb whore.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:13:49 No.34693260 Report
Take her in, treat her well. Use this opportunity to improve both of your lives and learn something important like how to take care of someone else besides yourself all the time.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:13:49 No.34693263 Report

>>34693230

this.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:13:49 No.34693265 Report
Are you sure this isn't the plot of a sugary-sweet sentimental tear-jerking manga?

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:13:49 No.34693272 Report
Quoted By: >>34693348
OP: i don't know the geography of the situation, but it may be that you are the one moving if you take her in, at least so she can stay at the same school with the same friends. it does not sound like you have very deep roots, and if you do take her in, you want to try and minimize the additional disruption to her life. i think you should do it, but this is something to be aware of.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:13:49 No.34693276 Report

>>34693259


This.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:13:49 No.34693281 Report
Quoted By: >>34693384

>>34692758

I really wanted to actually... I just didn't have any idea what to say, and I had a feeling that if I did I'd be taking her home with me... Wanted to think on that a bit more.

>>34692887

No denying that, I'd written off relationships a long time ago and children with it by default. And yeah, of course I feel sorry for her - I'm not dead inside...

>>34692791

She doesn't even know I exist. She was two the last time I saw her - and honestly I can't say I ever felt any "family ties", just the way my family was... Well, not until I saw her anyway - I do feel kind of responsible for her somehow, maybe because I'm the only one who has any say - I dunno...

>>34692904

Yeah, No. Not going that route. Just no. If anything it would have to be the brother-with-some-authority setup someone mentioned. I'm not a Dad.

>>34692915

Fuck...

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:13:49 No.34693282 Report
Quoted By: >>34693760

>>34693101

>goodbye to love life

Actually, it could be the exact opposite.

This is going to drastically improve your social skills. You won't be so nervous around women. It's going to awesome for conversation. Any girl would cream her pants after hearing that you took in a poor defenseless little girl and raised her as your own. Chicks dig guys that are mature, compassionate, and responsible. So don't listen to fag OP. This is going to improve your game 10 fold.


Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:13:49 No.34693283 Report
Quoted By: >>34693353

>>34692998

Don't be daft. 3DPD isn't a term for lolis most of the time.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:14:49 No.34693290 Report
Quoted By: >>34693496

>>34693227

yeah, now when you order your moeblob anime, you can say its for her.

Bitches &  !Whores/8sg Tue 11 May 2010 21:14:49 No.34693296 Report well shes 12, so not that far from basically being independent, i would assume youll be getting monetary support, so i suppose your role would basically only to be that of a legal guardian

what could possibly go wrong?

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:14:49 No.34693303 Report

>>34693184

>>34693184

>>34693184

>>34693184

>>34693184

excellent reference.


Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:14:49 No.34693304 Report
I'm not sure if this has been suggested yet, as i am to lazy to look through the whole thread. And with the influx of summer faggotry, comes teh lolmorals.

You should rape her. Take her in, earn her trust, then rape her. Are you listening, sir? RAPE Her!


Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:14:49 No.34693306 Report

>>34693064

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:15:49 No.34693322 Report

>>34692549

Dude, do it Get some ACTUAL HELP, but do it. seriously the Foster system is fucking hell. Nobody deserves it

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:15:49 No.34693325 Report

>>34692404

I SMELL A SITCOM


Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:15:49 No.34693327 Report
Quoted By: >>34693390 >>34693480

>>34693249

OP: YOURS IS THE DRILL THAT WILL PIERCE THE HEAVENS loli: what what i dont even....

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:15:49 No.34693328 Report
Quoted By: >>34693405
Orphan here. Help her out. Having someone around who truly cares for you after thinking that no one does for so long is like coming out of the rain.

Unsung !!NO7ubUArw4F Tue 11 May 2010 21:15:49 No.34693329 Report Quoted By: >>34693390 >>34693480 >>34693496

>>34693249

Seriously. If anyone needs someone to be supportive and believe in them, it's a goddamn 12 year old who's parents just died.

Fuck, I can't even imagine having my parents die, and then having to spend the night in some shit facility while they find someone to take care of me.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:15:49 No.34693334 Report
Quoted By: >>34693616
No child deserves the state welfare services...

However taking care of another human being is a monumental task. Consider the following:

-Preparation of 3 meals a DAY for both you and your ward -Purchasing new sets of spices/foods/drinks/sauces that she may like that you don't -A room to herself -Since she's 12 you'll be spending more time cleaning -An allowance of some kind -Holiday/Birthday gifts for her -She'll need clothes (lots of them), a computer/laptop, makeup, toiletries, cell phone, books and various trinkets -You'll have to learn how to help her through puberty and those predator like high school kids

Good luck mate

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:15:49 No.34693335 Report
Anime should have already trained you well for every potential little sister scenario OP.

If you need single parent reference, watch Clannad AS again.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:15:49 No.34693348 Report

>>34693272

This fellow makes a good point. She may wind up being pretty hostile if taken away from her friends.


Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:15:49 No.34693353 Report

>>34693283

IT APPLIES TO 3D PIG DISGUSTING LOLIS AS WELL. THEY ARE EVIL INCARNATE SINCE AGE 0.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:16:49 No.34693374 Report
Listen OP, Don't believe in yourself. /a/non believes in you! Believe that we believe!

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:16:49 No.34693384 Report

>>34693281

Be honest the chances she doesn't know you exist at this point is slim. Social workers are bastards with big mouths. Also, if they had to decide what to do with her, that means there had to be another choice aside from sending her to the orphanage or whatever your state does.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:16:49 No.34693387 Report
Take her in and raise her to be the son you always wanted.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:16:49 No.34693388 Report
TAKE HER IN OP

The system for orphans is horrible and fucking terrifying.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:16:49 No.34693389 Report
Quoted By: >>34693462 >>34693504 >>34693579 >>34693784
Do it. You're the only person she's got left in the world that might actually give a flying fuck about how she feels without it being part of their job description. It will be hard, long and painful. But in 60, 70, 80 years, when you die and look out into that Dark Oblivion beyond and face down whatever lives there, you will b3e able to say "I didn't abandon her in her time of need. I never left a person out to dry when I could have saved them. I didn't do much to make the world better, but I did what I could."

Her life has just come crashing down around her, she won't want new parents, she won't want some dude she's never met giving her a home, she'll want to go home and see her mum. But that can't happen, it wont ever happen again, so its your job to make sure that the 'some guy' looking after her remains as one, consistent guy, not a foster home, not an orphanage, not shunted from home to home, some good, some bad, some probably abusive, you need to make a place that will become her new home. Or how can you call yourself a man?


Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:16:49 No.34693390 Report

>>34693329

>>34693327

OP to loli: GATTAI!!!!


Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:17:49 No.34693405 Report

>>34693328

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:17:49 No.34693406 Report
BE A MAN AND RAISE HER....

4CHAN IS BEHIND YOU AND WILL HELP YOU IF YOU SAVE HER FROM DA SYSTEM!!!

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:17:49 No.34693407 Report
Quoted By: >>34693566
Still waiting for "lol i troll u".

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:17:49 No.34693424 Report
Make a difference, OP, do it.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:18:49 No.34693441 Report
Be a man, Op.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:18:49 No.34693447 Report

>>34693101

Actually, scientific studies show that kids of any age are fucking babe magnets. Just thought I would throw that in there.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:18:49 No.34693458 Report
adopt her then go to family consoling or some shit to learn how to raise her

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:18:49 No.34693462 Report

>>34693389

i teared up

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:18:49 No.34693463 Report
Dude, as shitty as being a single parent can be, it can be good at times too. And it's completely doable (no, not in "that way").

On the other hand, if you abandon her now you will never forgive yourself, ever. That's not the kind of thing you just forget about and move on with. The guilt will destroy your self esteem and pride and it will sabotage every relationship you ever try to have. Just do it OP. It really is the lesser of two evils.


Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:19:49 No.34693476 Report
By the way I have to admit there is a massive shitstorm upon this imouto matter. OP you're a genious.


Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:19:49 No.34693477 Report
Do it OP.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:19:49 No.34693480 Report

>>34693249

>>34693327

>>34693329

/a/non! Don't believe in us! Believe in the you, that believes in yourself!

And then!!

Give HER the speech

"Believe in the me, that believes in you!"

It's like a goddamn poem

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:19:49 No.34693484 Report
12 seems a bit too late to start her "education".

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:19:49 No.34693491 Report
Bring her in and tell her that she will be expecting more than one parent in your householdt. Tell her to visit /a/, we will guide her throughout life. We ALL will become her parents, making her the adopted daughter of /a/.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:19:49 No.34693493 Report

>>34693007

Parenting isn't over at 12. Many girls have, but it is possible she hasn't finished puberty yet. OP will be required to buy her female hygiene products and maybe even explain some of the finer parts of female anatomy to her, but that really isn't that big of a deal. OP may even be able to find someone who can take care of that for him. Also, ideally OP would be able to hold some authority over her, and keep her out of drugs and sex. Even if he can't manage much control over her I'm sure she's still better off then at an orphanage or jumping around foster homes. Also, some girls may do things like steal money or ruin their guardian's personal belongings, so OP needs to make sure she respects him enough to prevent that. However, she won't start out that way unless her mom was already doing something very wrong. That will only come after years of neglect from OP.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:19:49 No.34693496 Report
Quoted By: >>34693568 >>34693593 >>34693599 >>34693617 >>34693673 >>34693676 >>34693679 >>34693684 >>34693693 >>34693709 >>34693724 >>34693725 >>34693761 >>34693772 >>34693777 >>34693791 >>34693838 >>34693934 >>34693941 >>34694167 >>34694639 >>34694998

>>34693159

The aunt lived with her boyfriend, I'm not sure if any sort of inheritance is on the way but if it were I wouldn't expect much.

>>34693290

Hrmm... Point.

>>34693329

Goddamnit... When you're right...

... Alright, well... I can't let her spend the night there. I'm gonna go pick her up. Guess I got a kid/little sister/... I just hope I don't fuck this up. (And I hope we get along - what the hell am I supposed to say to a 12 year old whose mother just died and she has no idea who I am.)


Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:19:49 No.34693504 Report

>>34693389

respect.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:19:49 No.34693506 Report
Well, if this is true, take up on the opportunity, post some nice, innocent pics every now and then become a tripfag, keep in touch with us, and we'll love you forever.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:20:49 No.34693566 Report

>>34693407

Even if it is total bullshit (which I'm inclined to believe; this is 4chan after all), it'd still a rather heartwarming story.

If he takes her in and everything goes right; the girl might be a mentally unstable wreck and might turn into a total whore the moment she goes back to school. Although I'd like to believe that this turn of events pushes the OP to become less socially inept, get married, and have the daughter go off to college and live a happy, fufilling life.

Bitches &  !Whores/8sg Tue 11 May 2010 21:20:49 No.34693568 Report

>>34693496

just be there when she needs a shoulder to cry on, you dont have to say anything


Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:21:49 No.34693577 Report
Oh fuck OP,

I don't know if you've watched Gankutsuou, but you should be like Count.

Wear an expensive black suit, white gloves, cape, and a top hat. Also be sure to bring a golden cane. When you meet her, be as suave as possible. Take off your hat and kneel down so you can see her eye to eye.

You'll be the coolest dad ever.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:21:49 No.34693579 Report
Quoted By: >>34693651

>>34693389

This. She's also old enough that she can fully appreciate exactly what you're sacrificing for her. Because of this you're going to have a little buddy who is FANATICALLY loyal to you for the rest of your life OP. It could be worse.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:21:49 No.34693593 Report

>>34693496

Good luck.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:21:49 No.34693599 Report

>>34693496

YOU ARE A TRUE MAN

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:22:49 No.34693616 Report

>>34693334

>She'll need clothes (lots of them), a computer/laptop, makeup, toiletries, cell phone, books and various trinkets

>computer/laptop

Why the fuck would a 12 year old need her own laptop? Kids are spoiled these days, I swear. I had to buy my own computer.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:22:49 No.34693617 Report

>>34693496

Say hi, ask her name, and try to explain who you are.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:22:49 No.34693625 Report
It's possible that she already has a friend with a big house and some sympathetic parents who she'd be able to stay with, but isn't allowed to because of the system. If that's the case, you could take her in to get her away from any unknown foster parents and let her figure out what she wants to do from there. Aren't you pretty lonely yourself though, not having any family or friends? It sounds like taking her in wouldn't only be good for her, but for you as well.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:22:49 No.34693633 Report
read usagi drop and take her. The manga shows you won't regret it

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:22:49 No.34693639 Report
Do it faggot. This is your chance at becoming part of the world, take it or you'll die alone. It'll be easy, don't worry about it.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:22:49 No.34693640 Report
{{Greentext|LOOK A GURRRLLL >>34693379 >>34693379 >>34693379>>34693379

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:22:49 No.34693642 Report
This will never be made into a show. ;_;

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:22:49 No.34693646 Report

>>34693022

>>34692855

In all seriousness you're asking for help from a group comprised primarily of socially backwards nerds. I'd head towards /adv/ for more experienced advice.

Anywho, OP you shouldn't go into this trying to be a "father". At most you should hope to be a mentor, a caregiver, and a friend. Realize that beyond just giving her money for clothing, food, hobbies, education, and health expenses you're going to need to be there for her emotionally. You're going to have to take a sincere interest in her life, moreso than your own. If she messes up you're going to have to chastise her. If you take this opportunity, her needs become your needs, her struggles, your struggles.

It's a giant responsibility and you're going from little to no social contact to having to take care of a preteen. I'd move thoughts of school from your mind and instead focus on learning as much as you can about how to meet the (enormous) emotional needs of a girl her age.

It's a difficult choice to make and you shouldn't feel like you have to do this if you feel you aren't up to it at this point in your life. You're still young, you didn't ask for this. But she is family.

Take a deep breath, turn off the computer, and decide this for yourself. We've told you all we can right now, the rest is up to you.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:22:49 No.34693651 Report

>>34693579

>appreciate

maybe, maybe not


Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:23:49 No.34693673 Report

>>34693496

Today is the day that you truly become a Man OP.

Good Luck.

Unsung !!NO7ubUArw4F Tue 11 May 2010 21:23:49 No.34693676 Report

>>34693496

Great fucking job, OP. You're a good fucking person.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:23:49 No.34693679 Report

>>34693496

You tell her that you can never replace what she lost but that you'll be there to care for her from now on.

Then take her out for ice cream sundaes to get to know each other

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:23:49 No.34693681 Report
This road you take will be without a doubt long and arduous, Op. But possibly the most important one you ever take. God speed.


Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:23:49 No.34693684 Report

>>34693496

Well done, sir.


Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:23:49 No.34693693 Report

>>34693496

That's the spirit.


Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:23:49 No.34693696 Report

>Gets called in, asked to take care of 12 year old girl

>Says he needs some time to think, goes home and asks /a/

>Decides to take her in


Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:24:49 No.34693709 Report

>>34693496

And now is when OP posts a sadako pic with trollface on it.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:24:49 No.34693724 Report

>>34693496

Congratulations, you're now a man!


Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:24:49 No.34693725 Report

>>34693496

THIS BROFIST IS FROM ALL OF /a/!

GOOD MAN OP!


Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:24:49 No.34693732 Report
you've got nothing to loose OP. this is the start of your new adventure!

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:24:49 No.34693733 Report
Quoted By: >>34693769
Don't you have any parents? They could provide support. Suigin !mercury/qA Tue 11 May 2010 21:24:49 No.34693747 Report take her in

Unsung !!NO7ubUArw4F Tue 11 May 2010 21:24:49 No.34693751 Report Dumping various brofists

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:25:49 No.34693759 Report
Quoted By: >>34693813 >>34693908
FUCK HER HARD

MAKE HER SCREAM OUT HER DEAD PARENTS NAMES Purity Stu Tue 11 May 2010 21:25:49 No.34693760 Report

>>34693282

no, youre stupid

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:25:49 No.34693761 Report

>>34693496

You did well OP.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:25:49 No.34693769 Report

>>34693733

>I have no family besides an Aunt

>Aunt died 2 days ago


Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:25:49 No.34693772 Report

>>34693496

Good man. Do it and report back.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:25:49 No.34693777 Report

>>34693496

Say, "I have a good feeling about this decision. 4chan helped me make it."

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:26:49 No.34693784 Report

>>34693389

_;


CptSpudMcTater !VAMFHFZ5As Tue 11 May 2010 21:26:49 No.34693791 Report

>>34693496

If you're not trolling, congratulations. You are now a man among men.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:26:49 No.34693794 Report
I hope you take her in, DO IT FAGGOT. MAN UP.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:26:49 No.34693798 Report
Quoted By: >>34693926 >>34693961
I have a feeling this is going to happen

>OP picks up imuoto

>Imuoto already has a friend's family willing to take them in

>Imuoto stays at OPs place for a day and then leaves the next after she decides to live with her best friend's family

I think /a/'s been watching too much anime; little girls don't live in vacuums, they tend to have friends you know.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:26:49 No.34693809 Report
True Man Achievement Unlocked

Taiga !!dMbDe6oa7US Tue 11 May 2010 21:26:49 No.34693813 Report Quoted By: >>34693860 >>34693921

>>34693759

fuck you moron

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:27:49 No.34693820 Report
Adopt her.

Then take and sell all of her possessions and situate yourself geographically so that she'll be unlikely to ever see anyone she recognizes. This will make her completely dependent on you. Then you need to be a complete and utter slob, you must never pick up your clothes, organize your files or clean the dishes, you need to be outrageously dirty which will force her to clean up after you. If you think you're being a bit too hard on her, bond over a cooking session, teach her about sanitary preparation and the proper applications of seasonings, teach her how to cook some nice foods, go on daily grocery trips with her until she feels she can prepare meals on her own. Then, buy her an overwhelming amount of maid outfits and similar attire and nothing else. Eventually, she will be cowed into wearing the clothes and you'll have your own personal maid.


Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:27:49 No.34693822 Report
Quoted By: >>34693970 >>34694232 >>34694305
This is so beautiful. Don't cry.... don't fucking cr- to late ;_;

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:27:49 No.34693828 Report
And thus, another pedophile was caught several days later, after police found the violated, bleeding corpse of a young girl in his apartment.


Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:27:49 No.34693832 Report
Revolutionary Girl Utena can probably teach her (and you) everything that she needs to know about puberty... I think

or maybe she will turn into a car

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:27:49 No.34693833 Report
archive it NAO!

Anonymous of Philadelphia !!CF3BKIiUIDY Tue 11 May 2010 21:27:49 No.34693834 Report Raising a kid is not as hard as it looks, people make it hard on themselves.

If you do it right, and you're like a stone wall of justice, then you should do it.


Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:27:49 No.34693838 Report

>>34693496

You've taken the first step to becoming a true hero, OP.

The fight may be tough, but don't you dare give up.

If you ever need it, we'll be here to support you.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:28:49 No.34693858 Report
Watch the news closely for the next few days /a/, you'll hear of a murder-suicide where a girl was raped before and after she was killed.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:28:49 No.34693860 Report
Quoted By: >>34693923

>>34693813

Taiga you are really starting to piss me off. You better shut up.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:28:49 No.34693870 Report
Quoted By: >>34693902
/adv/ is that way -------------------------> But still, take custody of her.


Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:29:49 No.34693874 Report
Quoted By: >>34693886 >>34693909
UNEXPECTED TWIST

The imouto has a boyfriend.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:29:49 No.34693886 Report
Quoted By: >>34694008 >>34694036

>>34693874

>UNEXPECTED TWIST

>UNEXPECTED

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:30:49 No.34693895 Report
Quoted By: >>34693959 >>34694027
I fear for her, especially seeing you've come to /a/ for advice.

seriously, if you've been here any amount of time, you should know better

also, it's telling that /a/ is the only place you can go to for advice

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:30:49 No.34693901 Report
DO YOU HAVE A SCHOOL GIRL

DO YOU HAVE CONCRETE

YOU KNOW WHAT YOU MUST DO

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:30:49 No.34693902 Report

>>34693870

/adv/ loads a 1x1 pic for me for some reason...

I ♥ Akiha &  !dicksRcPAQ Tue 11 May 2010 21:30:49 No.34693909 Report

>>34693874

Forbid her to see him obviously.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:30:49 No.34693921 Report

>>34693813

the fuck you just say to me?

Taiga !!dMbDe6oa7US Tue 11 May 2010 21:30:49 No.34693923 Report Quoted By: >>34693967

>>34693860

lol your right, what the fuck was ai thinking? op should totally take in the girl and chain her in his basement to be his rape toy xDDDD

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:30:49 No.34693926 Report

>>34693798

The chances of the system allowing this is slim. For some reason they don't like when children go to anybody other than direct relatives. Often cousins/distant relatives aren't even considered and some children are just stuck in the system.

I think if the girl lived with another full family it'd be great, but there are also complications with that. If the two girls are no longer friends, then shit goes to hell. If the parents don't treat the two equally, then more shit hits the fan.

To be honest, it's a precarious situation. OP is one of the few stable solutions in this manner because it's less likely he'll "get rid of her" due to some trifling argument or whatnot. Blood is always thicker than water, as they say.


Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:30:49 No.34693932 Report
Quoted By: >>34693982 >>34694034
TEACH HER HOW TO PLAY FOOTBALL.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:30:49 No.34693934 Report

>>34693496

Do it anon, you wont screw up, believe in yourself. Also, please report how the thing goes on, start your threads with the same pic or get a trip, from now on thou shall become Adopting Aniki for us, good luck and congrats in becoming a MAN. Brofist

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:31:49 No.34693939 Report
pics or didn't happen

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:31:49 No.34693941 Report

>>34693496

True Bro


Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:31:49 No.34693943 Report
this needs to be archived. good work, /a/

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:31:49 No.34693951 Report
lol

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:31:49 No.34693959 Report

>>34693895

Don't worry. Social Services doesn't work that way, especially when allowing a single male to adopt a young female. OPs story is somewhat entertaining, but it's only a story.

Bitches &  !Whores/8sg Tue 11 May 2010 21:31:49 No.34693961 Report

>>34693798

probably, but she still needs a legal guardian, which means hes going to be responsible for her until shes an adult anyway

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:31:49 No.34693964 Report
wow this thread sure is moving fast

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:31:49 No.34693967 Report
Quoted By: >>34694013

>>34693923

Shut up and post pics of your feet.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:31:49 No.34693972 Report
I agree Adopt her (or accept custody of her). Don't be an immature selfish ass, take responsibility and give a good life to this girl.


Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:32:49 No.34693978 Report
OP, if this is true, I don't really know what to say

And even the trolls here are scaring the fuck out of me because of it.

But seriously man, good luck. I can't really say I'd do the same, so just by that I give you props

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:32:49 No.34693982 Report
Quoted By: >>34694030

>>34693932

YES TEACH HER HOW TO PLAY FOOTBALL!


Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:32:49 No.34693989 Report
Very nice OP, raise her right.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:32:49 No.34693994 Report
Take her, your life won't get any better than this! :D

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:32:49 No.34694008 Report

>>34693886

Worst surprise of all: she's ugly (and not in a cute way)

I ♥ Akiha &  !dicksRcPAQ Tue 11 May 2010 21:33:49 No.34694013 Report

>>34693967

You sir, are a bigger fag than I am.

Not even I would chain up a little girl who lost her parents and rape her.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:33:49 No.34694019 Report
Quoted By: >>34694048 >>34694091

>oh hi we want you to make a life-changing decision on taking in a little kid, you have 24 hours to make up your mind kbye

as if.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:33:49 No.34694027 Report

>>34693895

normally I'd agree with you but this is one type of thing I think /a/ might actually be good for

/a/ seems to be fairly pure (save for FUCK HER replies) where matters of the heart are concerned, and that's more or less what OPs decision is. this type of decision is probably better made from feeling than logic.

hopefully /a/ isn't really the only place OP has to turn to, otherwise that could be concerning. did say he had friends, but no family.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:33:49 No.34694028 Report
Unfortunately, the 12 year old 'loli' is actually a nigger.

A nigger who steals OP's wallet.

Fail.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:33:49 No.34694029 Report
Quoted By: >>34694052

>>34692404

If i was around, i swear id help you raise that child, show them much of the world keep her pure you anon YOU have a chance at ensuring the next generation some kind of hope and/or happiness. teach her the way. do not falter, it shall be hard and your life will be filled with many more trials. but have faith anon, have faith. if you ever need help or more advice feel free to ask. even if others arent, I'm here for you.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:34:49 No.34694034 Report

>>34693932

SOCCER! SOCCER!

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:34:49 No.34694036 Report

>>34693886

maybe she's already an /a/ lurker

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:34:49 No.34694042 Report
This is probably going to be the most contact OP has had with another human in years.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:34:49 No.34694048 Report

>>34694019

For these types of things thats how it works. They can't care for the child so it's either it goes to the next of kin or straight to foster care.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:34:49 No.34694052 Report

>>34694029

Shut up and go outside.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:34:49 No.34694057 Report
Quoted By: >>34694083 >>34694104 >>34694111 >>34694144 >>34694191 >>34694410 >>34694730
I must find an anime that follows a storyline like this thread.... then I will stream it every May 11 in honor of OP's epic broness

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:35:49 No.34694083 Report

>>34694057

It is now /a/s mission to find this anime. It must be out there somewhere.

Yamada !AD/TRAP/M6 Tue 11 May 2010 21:35:49 No.34694091 Report

>>34694019

Never dealt with Social Services before, huh? A bunch of underpaid, overworked fucks who went in caring, but by the time they've worked there a few years are utterly beaten down. My guess would be (if all the details here are true) that perhaps they didn't get around to resolving the details on their end in time, and instead cut his time short so it wasn't on their asses. I wouldn't doubt any wacky shit from those people.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:36:49 No.34694099 Report
Quoted By: >>34694180
This thread has left me with such a stupid grin on my face, dammit all /a/ you're such bros.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:36:49 No.34694100 Report
Quoted By: >>34694150
OP arrives at station agrees to take in daughter daughter walks out, turns out to be a completely nigger OP RAGES

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:36:49 No.34694103 Report
put it in her pooper good sir

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:36:49 No.34694104 Report

>>34694057

manga called usagi drop. Excellent recommend it

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:36:49 No.34694108 Report
OP you're going to forget most of the things you read here today. You need to save this thread (or bookmark the easymodo) and reread it when times become tough!

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:36:49 No.34694111 Report

>>34694057

Only one that I could think of that is close to that is aishiteruze baby.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:36:49 No.34694118 Report
Quoted By: >>34694133
I am 12 and what is this?

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:37:49 No.34694133 Report
Quoted By: >>34694148 >>34694203

>>34694118

Your whore mother died in a car accident.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:37:49 No.34694141 Report
be her male yomi ;_;


Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:37:49 No.34694144 Report

>>34694057

yuzuyu chan is probably the closest you'll get


I ♥ Akiha &  !dicksRcPAQ Tue 11 May 2010 21:37:49 No.34694150 Report

>>34694100

He already saw what the kid looks like.

So unless he's actually a nigger, I don't think he has to worry about that.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:38:49 No.34694167 Report

>>34693496

good man. keep us posted. start a blog.


Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:38:49 No.34694180 Report
Quoted By: >>34694225 >>34694281

>>34694099

We may by social rejects, but I'd say that we're bros to each other After all, we've only got ourselves most of the times

It's foolhardy of me, but I'd trust /a/ with shit like this, you guys aren't so bad


Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:38:49 No.34694189 Report
Best thread of all month. I salute you, bro.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:39:49 No.34694191 Report

>>34694057

Chocotto Sister

A young boy wishes for a sister from Santa, years later, Santa finally brings him a little sister that he has to take care of.


Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:39:49 No.34694203 Report

>>34694133

STFU...You WILL NOT ruin the level of broness ITT.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:39:49 No.34694210 Report
Quoted By: >>34694221 >>34694316
This would make a great animu.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:40:49 No.34694221 Report
Quoted By: >>34694316

>>34694210

FUND IT


Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:40:49 No.34694225 Report

>>34694180

As long as you ignore the "Raep" and "Boku no Pico" type posts, sure.


Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:40:49 No.34694232 Report
Quoted By: >>34694305

>>34693822

>>34693970

MaesHughes !!7WV6LErVm2B Tue 11 May 2010 21:40:49 No.34694252 Report Quoted By: >>34694270
did I hear something about Bro-ness?

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:40:49 No.34694255 Report
Enjoy being taken for everything you've got by a manipulative little 12 year old. Not that she'll have anything against you personally, it's just how 12 year old girls are.

Helst  !edREaasjpk Tue 11 May 2010 21:40:49 No.34694256 Report OP, you have the chance to do better than all the crappy parents out there. If you have the means, then take care of her.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:40:49 No.34694263 Report
I would be terribly sad if this thread was to be a big troll, but anyway, go for it OP, I think you'll do just fine and I'd probably do the same thing considering the guilt I would feel for the rest of my life I wouldn't have took her home.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:41:49 No.34694270 Report
Quoted By: >>34694412

>>34694252

but you're already dead.


Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:41:49 No.34694279 Report
Fuck this shit OP. Drop her. She's 3D pig disgusting, a fat and a whore that will steal all you're money.

Save this thread. If you do the biggest mistake of your life then you will remember my words.

Unsung !!NO7ubUArw4F Tue 11 May 2010 21:41:49 No.34694281 Report Quoted By: >>34694376 >>34694404

>>34694180

Honestly, most of 4chan is composed of decent people, once you filter out the LOL RAPE HER xD SO RANDUM faggots from /b/


Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:41:49 No.34694294 Report
You guys are faggots. As in both 'faggots' as well as 'actual homosexuals'.

hth

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:41:49 No.34694298 Report
do it nigga


Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:41:49 No.34694303 Report
OP, if you are not trolling I am extremely proud

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:41:49 No.34694305 Report

>>34694232

>>34693970

>>34693822

let it out anon...even 2d cries...so no shame.


Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:42:49 No.34694316 Report

>>34694221

>>34694213

>>34694210

YES

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:42:49 No.34694319 Report
Still waitin on that "lol i trol u"

any day now...

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:42:49 No.34694320 Report
Quoted By: >>34694381 >>34694385
honestly freaking update us, I need to see how this goes

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:42:49 No.34694331 Report
Quoted By: >>34694397 >>34694537

>>34692404

Wow, tough luck. My situation is similar but different. I am currently raising my 9 yr old(I'm 26) with my fiance because my mother(who had her when she was 40) had a heart attack(Shes gotten better, but she needs to lay off of stress and my little sis is a huge handful). I've been raising her since she's been 7 and it was a huge change but we adjusted fine. This is probably because i've known and been around her the whole time, so I have no idea what it would be like taking a kid in that you don't know, but I suggest you do it. You at least owe it to your deceased aunt.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:43:49 No.34694358 Report
Obligatory "What kind of H-game is this" response.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:43:49 No.34694359 Report
Quoted By: >>34694419 >>34694422
This thread need to be archived for OP's sake, so he can remember, remember the way he felt when he decided to bring her home.

ARCHIVE THIS SHIT!

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:43:49 No.34694376 Report
Quoted By: >>34694424 >>34694430

>>34694281

While I tend to agree..../b/ can be the biggest /b/ros when they take a particular interest in a case, they even take it too far some times At least, it used to be like this not to long ago, but seeing as things tend to change, it may no longer be like that.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:43:49 No.34694381 Report

>>34694320

shit ton of paperwork for this bro....need to wait

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:43:49 No.34694385 Report

>>34694320

Dude, he's in his car driving.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:44:49 No.34694397 Report

>>34694331

Awwwwwww

Well, this is an encouraging post.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:44:49 No.34694404 Report
Quoted By: >>34694508 >>34694615

>>34694281

but OP's problem has nothing to do with decency.

It's a matter of taking on responsibility and maturity.

i'm sure /a/ can, like a 5 year old tell the difference between doing something bad and doing something good, but I wouldn't believe for a second /a/ has any idea what becoming a parent, it's responsibilities and it's trials would be like.

we can tell him to take her in, we can't tell him what the hell he's getting into and if having him take care of her would do any of them any good in the end. cause frankly, we have no idea who OP is. Could be the worst of /a/ just aint showing it.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:44:49 No.34694406 Report
Is this thread Nurse-kun 2010?

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:44:49 No.34694410 Report
Quoted By: >>34694495

>>34694057

Kodomo no Jikan. [/search]

MaesHughes !!7WV6LErVm2B Tue 11 May 2010 21:44:49 No.34694412 Report

>>34694270

me? dead? what gave you that idea?

Unsung !!NO7ubUArw4F Tue 11 May 2010 21:44:49 No.34694419 Report

>>34694359

Second

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:44:49 No.34694422 Report

>>34694359

>ARCHIVE THIS SHIT!

FUCK YEAH!

ARCHIVE THIS SHIT!

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:44:49 No.34694424 Report
Quoted By: >>34694508

>>34694376

less than a month ago someone gave someone enough money to pay their rent. /b/ isn't completely souless yet, no matter how it looks.

Yamada !AD/TRAP/M6 Tue 11 May 2010 21:45:49 No.34694430 Report

>>34694376

This thread gives me big Nurse-kun vibes... I was shocked to remember that that whole story was posted on /b/ back in the day.


Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:45:49 No.34694437 Report
Quoted By: >>34694490

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:45:49 No.34694457 Report
It seems like you're gonna take care of a niece when it's really your cousin.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:45:49 No.34694474 Report

>Thread 34692404 has already been archived.

>It is probably still waiting to be reviewed by the mods, which means it can take a few days until it is available in the archive.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:46:49 No.34694478 Report
Quoted By: >>34694525 >>34694577
Fake.

>Basement Dweller

>Full-Time Job

>Basement Dwellers live with parents


Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:46:49 No.34694481 Report
FUCK YEAH, this is for you OP

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:46:49 No.34694490 Report

>>34694437

_;

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:46:49 No.34694495 Report
Quoted By: >>34694599 >>34694698

>>34694410

>He is placed in charge of Class 3-1, where one of his students, a mischievously precocious nine-year-old girl by the name of Rin Kokonoe, develops a crush on him and goes so far as to proclaim herself Aoki's girlfriend. She aggressively pursues her efforts to be with her teacher despite the fact that he will lose his job

go to hell

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:47:49 No.34694508 Report

>>34694404

I'm sure we all are bleak and logical enough to know what we are saying. I for only know full well he's getting into deep shit. Doesn't mean she shouldn't do it

>>34694424

/b/...I am proud. Just when I loose faith, those little cases show me why I'd go through a pile of shit to find diamonds that glitter


Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:47:49 No.34694513 Report
OP took the idea from a MANGA CALLED OTAKU NO MOSUME.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:47:49 No.34694521 Report
ages 1 to 5 - FUCKING SHIT PISS EVERYWHERE..but still, d'awwwwww 6-9 - STOP ASKING ME TO BUY THAT SHIT EVERY TIME 9-13 - WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU PREGNANT ALREADY WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING 14 above - get out of my house, never come back, dont show me your face ever again, now.

No, leave them whores alone.

Taiga !!dMbDe6oa7US Tue 11 May 2010 21:47:49 No.34694525 Report Quoted By: >>34694591 >>34694596

>>34694478

I want to believe.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:47:49 No.34694537 Report

>>34694331

Should be "9 yr old sister" in the first post, in case someone couldn't infer that : P

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:48:49 No.34694560 Report
Quoted By: >>34694612 >>34694623 >>34694641
Op, please keep us updated this can be /a/'s child, we can raise her, watch live streams of her birthday, and even send gifts! well maybe send gifts...thats kind of stalker...ish but yea op if this is true, best of luck man. Raise her right...


Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:49:49 No.34694577 Report

>>34694478

HABEEB IT


Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:49:49 No.34694591 Report

>>34694525

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:49:49 No.34694596 Report

>>34694525

Everybody wants to believe, everybody do (except for assholes)

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:50:49 No.34694599 Report

>>34694495

actually, rin is being taken care of by her... I forget how he is related to her. He was sleeping with her mom at least, and I think he is a cousin or something.

Point is, it isn't as unrelated as that description makes it sound. Loli fanservice show or no, it is still fairly comparable to this.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:50:49 No.34694612 Report
Quoted By: >>34694747

>>34694560

We send OP the money to buy her the gifts or send the gifts to OP to give to her

Seriously though I'm really starting to believe this If this is true...oh man, do you guys have any idea what we just did? For better or worse we just changed someone's life completely

Unsung !!NO7ubUArw4F Tue 11 May 2010 21:50:49 No.34694615 Report

>>34694404

I would argue that pretty much anything where you are in a financially stable situation with someone who gives 2 shits about you is better than state appointed care.

All the kids I know who grew up in state appointed care still have some serious goddamn issues they need to work out, to say the absolute least.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:50:49 No.34694623 Report

>>34694560

That's just creepy man

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:50:49 No.34694629 Report
I'd send a gift and stuff. Yeah, keep us updated OP.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:51:49 No.34694639 Report

>>34693496

Make weekly threads for a month.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:51:49 No.34694641 Report

>>34694560

> watch live streams of her birthday

  • BROFIST OVER THE INTERNET*

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:51:49 No.34694662 Report
http://shii.org/knows/Nurse-kun Seriously.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:51:49 No.34694668 Report
Obviously reading this on /a/ makes me think first thing OP is a troll but fuck, I'd actually WANT to be in your position OP.

The chance to raise a cute loli and have something actually worth living for? To get up in the morning for, to want to get out of bed instead of wishing I could sleep forever. Fuck. And there's way you could leave some moe moe loli to the foster care system.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:52:49 No.34694675 Report

>>34694616

And Reiji fucks his Cousin

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:52:49 No.34694698 Report
Quoted By: >>34694781 >>34695940

>>34694495

In all seriousness, there are some similarities.

One of the characters known as Reiji suffered a tragedy. Both of his parents were killed in an automobile accident and was in custody of his older female cousin named Aki. Reiji is the one who is currently taking care of this 'precocious third grader.'

I troll you not.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:53:49 No.34694717 Report
Quoted By: >>34694770
/a/ - THE MOTHERFUCKING BEST BOARD ON ALL OF 4ch... NO OF THE ENTIRE INTERNET

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:53:49 No.34694730 Report

>>34694057

>>34694057

Clannad After Story


Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:53:49 No.34694734 Report
Quoted By: >>34694758 >>34694790 >>34694832 >>34694951
oh man how can actually someone belive this bullshit? this is all made up, have fun being trolled idiots!

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:54:49 No.34694747 Report

>>34694612

>we just changed someone's life completely

Two people's lives, actually.

OP even if this is fake, keep us "informed", I'd like to know what happens either way.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:54:49 No.34694757 Report
Quoted By: >>34694920
I think that OP was trolling from the beginning, but he is so moved by /a/'s heart warming response that he just can't say "lol i troll u" anymore...

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:54:49 No.34694758 Report

>>34694734

We want to believe

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:54:49 No.34694770 Report

>>34694717

agreed...

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:55:49 No.34694781 Report

>>34694698


so now OP just needs to have a son and die of lung cancer

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:55:49 No.34694790 Report

>>34694734

I want to believe...

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:55:49 No.34694792 Report
Quoted By: >>34694830
ITT: IDIOTS THINKING THIS IS REAL.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:56:49 No.34694830 Report

>>34694792

I WANT TO BELIEVE

NOW FUCK OFF...BRO HERE ONLY!!!

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:56:49 No.34694832 Report
Quoted By: >>34694858 >>34694897 >>34694990

>>34694734

Sadly this.

Yes, yes I want to believe too but come on, this is /a/ for fucks sake. There's like a 10% chance this isn't a troll.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:56:49 No.34694841 Report
Because of the fact the OP lurks in /a/ and posts a rather seductive piece from his archive... well no, that actually doesn't mean a thing.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:57:49 No.34694858 Report
Quoted By: >>34694883 >>34694921 >>34694969 >>34695070

>>34694832

10& isn't 0%!

If we have only 10%...THEN WE BET IT ALL ON THAT SMALL WINDOW AND GO FOR IT!

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:58:49 No.34694883 Report
Quoted By: >>34694969

>>34694858

DO THE IMPOSSIBLE, SEE THE INVISIBLE ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:58:49 No.34694897 Report

>>34694832

10% means there is a chance which means it's the same as 100%.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:58:49 No.34694920 Report

>>34694757

This.

OP should get a trip as well.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:58:49 No.34694921 Report

>>34694858

YOUR DRILL WILL PUNCTURE THE HEAVENS.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:59:49 No.34694951 Report

>>34694734

yeah? well shut up, faggot.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 21:59:49 No.34694952 Report

>>34692404

Fuck you for getting my hopes up.

why couldn't this be real?


Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 22:00:49 No.34694969 Report

>>34694883

>>34694858

>Maybe, but it isn't zero. As far as I'm concerned, that makes it the same as a 100% chance.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 22:00:49 No.34694982 Report
Quoted By: >>34695163
Ok i believe that he is not trolling, really, its hard to say why. i know he made a post where he said hed pick up the girl, and i havent seen him or anyone acting like him in a while. so im praying that op is really at the shelter now picking her up for the first time...


Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 22:00:49 No.34694990 Report

>>34694832

if there really were a 10% chance to begin with i would kill myself and post pictures of it after i killed myself. i swear!


Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 22:00:49 No.34694998 Report
Quoted By: >>34695032 >>34695036

>>34693496

We will all remember the eleventh of may

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 22:01:49 No.34695001 Report
Quoted By: >>34695214
Whatever happened to Oral Hygiene bro?

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 22:01:49 No.34695016 Report
Quoted By: >>34695041 >>34695061 >>34695062 >>34695066 >>34695067 >>34695069 >>34695076 >>34695091 >>34695099 >>34695114 >>34695119 >>34695141 >>34695147 >>34695163
Hey guys, just came to say that it was all a sham. I apologize for all of the story I've told you. I just wanted to see how many people in /a/ really would fall for such a sappy dilemma. Well, once again sorry and goodnight folks...

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 22:01:49 No.34695032 Report

>>34694998

5/11

the day that /a/'s heart grew three sizes.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 22:01:49 No.34695036 Report

>>34694998

We'll all forget tomorrow bro.


Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 22:02:49 No.34695041 Report

>>34695016

Oh okay

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 22:02:49 No.34695055 Report
Quoted By: >>34695110
Dsmmit, I'm going to be lurking /a/ looking for update threads on this for the next month... ...And probably never see one.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 22:02:49 No.34695061 Report

>>34695016

NOTSAMEFAG

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 22:02:49 No.34695062 Report

>>34695016

Disregard that I suck cocks.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 22:02:49 No.34695066 Report

>>34695016

Well then....

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 22:02:49 No.34695067 Report

>>34695016

I refuse to believe that you are the OP.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 22:02:49 No.34695069 Report

>>34695016

someone do the samefag test to find out now.

Gitami Tue 11 May 2010 22:02:49 No.34695070 Report

>>34694858

Hot blood and guts. Take her in, raise her to be the girl of your dream.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 22:03:49 No.34695076 Report
Quoted By: >>34695124

>>34695016

Nice try, you are not OP


Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 22:03:49 No.34695091 Report

>>34695016

what a shame.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 22:03:49 No.34695099 Report
Quoted By: >>34695189

>>34695016

Just...way to obvious

if OP IS a troll, he's not a bad one, and as such, I'd say he wouldn't make an amateur mistake like that.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 22:03:49 No.34695110 Report

>>34695055

_;

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 22:03:49 No.34695114 Report

>>34695016

>Implying that just because you speak decent English, we must automatically assume that you are the same anon.


Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 22:04:49 No.34695124 Report
Quoted By: >>34695173

>>34695076

but I am OP. I am the Beginning and the End.


Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 22:04:49 No.34695128 Report
Quoted By: >>34695199
HOW'S THAT FOOTBALL TRAINING COMING ALONG?

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 22:04:49 No.34695141 Report

>>34695016

superior troll would never admit the troll, thus, you are not op

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 22:04:49 No.34695147 Report

>>34695016

different posting styles. for one, the OP writes like he talks. this is too er..typed to be OP

MaesHughes !!7WV6LErVm2B Tue 11 May 2010 22:05:49 No.34695155 Report Quoted By: >>34695217
Being a father is the most one of the most amazing things in this shit filled world. As your daughter she will make you feel the strongest emotions a human can feel. When she's happy your heart will flutter, and when she's sad you'll feel it ten times worse. You'll experience fear that would drive most men crazy when she's sick or out too late. when she graduates the pride you feel is unimaginable. and when you see her off at her wedding you will feel a all of those emotions at once. Be proud of your choice my brother.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 22:05:49 No.34695163 Report

>>34695016

to be completely honest i felt like putting

>inb4 someone trys to post as op

{{Greentext|after >>34694982 but I kinda look down on overuse of greentxt my bad, but yea not op, thats painfully obvious


Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 22:05:49 No.34695168 Report
OP here


Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 22:05:49 No.34695173 Report

>>34695124

sure thing

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 22:05:49 No.34695189 Report

>>34695099

agreed. if OP is a troll then 100/10. I would be honored to have been trolled so enjoyably.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 22:06:49 No.34695199 Report
Quoted By: >>34695244 >>34695265

>>34695128

If the story is confirmed true I will ship OP a pink football.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 22:06:49 No.34695214 Report

>>34695001

I forgot about him.


Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 22:06:49 No.34695217 Report
Quoted By: >>34695296

>>34695155

daughters exist to be raped by their fathers, nothing more

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 22:07:49 No.34695244 Report
Quoted By: >>34695265

>>34695199

Heck I'll send him something as well if this is true

I feel like I helped somehow...it's fucking weird man I tell you

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 22:07:49 No.34695252 Report
What is this football thing

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 22:08:49 No.34695265 Report
Quoted By: >>34695352

>>34695199

>>34695244

>implying OP, if not trolling would give out his info on /a/

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 22:08:49 No.34695283 Report
Quoted By: >>34695375
If this is true we wont be hearing anything from op for a few hours.


Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 22:08:49 No.34695296 Report

>>34695217

Shut it. I only tolerated you for those few laughs with the twitter thing

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 22:10:49 No.34695339 Report
Quoted By: >>34695438
final conclusion and general consensus: /a/ now has a daughter.... almighty fuck I can only hope this goes good and not in the loli kind of way.... in the we actualy help raise someone the way they were meant to be raised with constant badgering and anonymous help from the internet....


Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 22:10:49 No.34695349 Report

>>34692404

>404

loli not found

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 22:10:49 No.34695352 Report

>>34695265

>implying OP wouldn't want a shitload of free money from his bros on /a/

>implying he wouldn't have someone else intercept the mail for him to stop /b/tards like you from sending him AIDS.


Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 22:10:49 No.34695375 Report

>>34695283

OP is too busy pissing himself.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 22:11:49 No.34695394 Report
Not gonna lie feels good man.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 22:11:49 No.34695395 Report
Quoted By: >>34695433 >>34695477 >>34695518 >>34695622
so why havent we opened a paypal account to send op and his/our new daughter to disneyland or another place like that?

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 22:12:49 No.34695432 Report
Quoted By: >>34695462
OP, need some help? I'm sure many of us including me are willing to help you.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 22:12:49 No.34695433 Report

>>34695395

FUND IT RIGHT NOW....

it will help her with dealing with the loss of her mother.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 22:12:49 No.34695436 Report
Quoted By: >>34695454
So, we're like, collectively, her mother?

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 22:12:49 No.34695438 Report

>>34695339

Reading this made me think of loli-chan and she would constantly post on /a/, being /a/'s daughters and we would chat and give her advice on things...

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 22:12:49 No.34695454 Report

>>34695436

CAN WE BE THE MOTHER OP?

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 22:13:49 No.34695460 Report
Quoted By: >>34695503 >>34695531 >>34695559
Plot twist: the OP gets into a car accident on his way to go pick the girl up.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 22:13:49 No.34695462 Report
Quoted By: >>34695512

>>34695432

Bro 2 standing by to assist in this adventure.


Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 22:13:49 No.34695477 Report

>>34695395

Best suggestion in this thread

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 22:14:49 No.34695512 Report
Quoted By: >>34695566

>>34695462

red bro,standing by

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 22:14:49 No.34695518 Report
Quoted By: >>34695561 >>34695594

>>34695395

The kid just lost her mother and you want to send them to Disneyland...?


Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 22:14:49 No.34695531 Report

>>34695460

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU!

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!


Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 22:15:49 No.34695555 Report
Quoted By: >>34695573 >>34695611 >>34695617 >>34695734 >>34695880
Why is /a/ so easily trolled? I don't get it.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 22:15:49 No.34695559 Report

>>34695460

The world isn't as cruel as Clannad. That little girl is not Tomoya. ;_;

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 22:15:49 No.34695561 Report

>>34695518

Not immediately dumbass.... but sometime later to help her build good and positive memories with OP.


Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 22:15:49 No.34695566 Report

>>34695512

Yellow bro on the ready

man, I'm such a bro


Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 22:16:49 No.34695573 Report

>>34695555

entertainment is entertainment

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 22:16:49 No.34695594 Report

>>34695518

>Green bro checking in.


Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 22:16:49 No.34695608 Report

>Isn't this problem so easy that you could answer right away? Isn't this a question that should cause you to waver less than whether to put butter or jam on your morning toast?!!


Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 22:16:49 No.34695611 Report
Quoted By: >>34695638 >>34695660 >>34695662 >>34695676 >>34695677 >>34695691 >>34695728 >>34695734

>>34695555

>5555

Nice qaudruples man, but check out my doubles.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 22:17:49 No.34695622 Report

>>34695395

Because we don't even know if this is an epic troll or not.


Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 22:17:49 No.34695660 Report

>>34695611

lets not turn this into one of those threads.


Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 22:18:49 No.34695662 Report

>>34695611

>11

WHAT HAVE YOU STARTED

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 22:18:49 No.34695676 Report

>>34695611

haha

MaesHughes !!7WV6LErVm2B Tue 11 May 2010 22:18:49 No.34695677 Report Quoted By: >>34695699 >>34695734

>>34695611

this needs to stop before we ruin this any more than i already have

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 22:18:49 No.34695691 Report
Quoted By: >>34695738

>>34695611

Nice not spelling quadruples right brah, however nice doubles. Now check out my triples.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 22:18:49 No.34695699 Report
Quoted By: >>34695724 >>34695730 >>34695731 >>34695734 >>34695750 >>34695786 >>34695893

>>34695677

nice doubles but check out my doubles


Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 22:19:49 No.34695724 Report

>>34695699

okay man, this needs to stop


Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 22:19:49 No.34695728 Report
Quoted By: >>34695783 >>34695839 >>34695847

>>34695611

wow fuck, i bet youre pretty proud of yourself. btw darkness bro standing by and yes i believe that /a/ is now lolichans mother if this is all real, were all about to go for a wild fucking ride

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 22:19:49 No.34695730 Report

>>34695699

Yameru!

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 22:19:49 No.34695731 Report

>>34695699

And with that, /thread

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 22:19:49 No.34695734 Report

>>34695699

>>34695677

>>34695611

>>34695555

this needs to stop

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 22:19:49 No.34695738 Report

>>34695691

This thread would be finished if you actually got them.


Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 22:20:49 No.34695750 Report

>>34695699

Excellent doubles there, but now witness my doubles.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 22:20:49 No.34695783 Report
Quoted By: >>34695916

>>34695728

So we're naming her loli-chan?

How moe~

MaesHughes !!7WV6LErVm2B Tue 11 May 2010 22:21:49 No.34695786 Report

>>34695699

oh come on!

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 22:21:49 No.34695808 Report
My aunt died in a car accident and she has a 12 yo daughter and now social services called me and asked me if i want to adopt her /a/. OH DESIRE!

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 22:21:49 No.34695814 Report
Quoted By: >>34695854 >>34695860
OP won't have a thread to return to if you guys don't stop fagging this shit up.


Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 22:22:49 No.34695831 Report
Quoted By: >>34695868
In the end the epic troll post descended in to "check out my doubles bro" and was 404'd


Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 22:22:49 No.34695839 Report

>>34695728

True feels good man.


Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 22:22:49 No.34695847 Report

>>34695728

We aren't the mother, but the crazy uncles that live far away and send crazy gifts for the birthday

Oh and also the guys that beat anybody that dares hurt her.

Seriously though, we are the Isaac and Miria to her Czeslaw


Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 22:23:49 No.34695854 Report

>>34695814

>He still believes in this farce.

However, these doubles may cheer you up.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 22:23:49 No.34695860 Report
Quoted By: >>34696024

>>34695814

don't think this thread is going to last much longer anyway

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 22:23:49 No.34695865 Report
OK seriously no more doubles. We should help out OP provided he proves to us he isn't trolling.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 22:23:49 No.34695868 Report
Quoted By: >>34695912 >>34695928 >>34696024

>>34695831

if this 404's before being archived...

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 22:23:49 No.34695876 Report
bump

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 22:23:49 No.34695880 Report
Quoted By: >>34695953

>>34695555

hey, if this is a troll, it's the best troll I've seen in a fucking long time, so I'm glad to take part whether or not it's real. things this is a hell of a lot better than: {{Greentext|> peterhausen >> red > blue > green > yellow > purple

> KUBO KUBO KUBO KUBO

> k-on is moeshit vs. fun things are fun/haters gonna hate

> post your top 10 animu

> recommendations? looking for something like boku no pico


Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 22:24:49 No.34695912 Report

>>34695868

>implying the mods would archive a troll post.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 22:24:49 No.34695916 Report

>>34695783

No, the name Loli-chan is already taken.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 22:24:49 No.34695928 Report
Quoted By: >>34695973

>>34695868

Already archived

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 22:25:49 No.34695940 Report
Quoted By: >>34696019 >>34696069

>>34694698

{{Greentext|> peterhausen >> red > blue > green > yellow > purple OH NO YOU DIDN'T

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 22:25:49 No.34695953 Report

>>34695880

Except, you know.

THIS IS FUCKING /a/ NOT /adv/

And all that.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 22:26:49 No.34695973 Report
Quoted By: >>34696025

>>34695928

Not approved yet bro.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 22:27:49 No.34696024 Report

>>34695860

>>34695868

http://img683.imageshack.us/img683/743/aanimehelvetica20100511.png here is a cap from awhile back that was bigger than max resolution. (pixels, it was <3mb as a jpg) too lazy to crop.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 22:27:49 No.34696025 Report

>>34695973

there's always easymodo


Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 22:27:49 No.34696046 Report
Quoted By: >>34696134 >>34696148
no seriously, i think were a better fit for loli-chans guardian's advice giver/consultant i wanna help out so much with this i dont know why, i dont feel compelled in any way to turn this into a sexual exploit of any sort, oddly enough. but goddamn I WANT TO BELIEVE dibs on sending her a pokemon game...

iTentacle !!ByrIVTaAwMC Tue 11 May 2010 22:28:49 No.34696069 Report

>>34695940

Hey, you know it's true. Color Wars threads are a daily occurrence.


Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 22:28:49 No.34696081 Report
Quoted By: >>34696140 >>34696146 >>34696171 >>34696188 >>34696256
Hey /a/, /v/ here. You guys are pathetic for not seeing through this troll's manipulation of your emotions. Extremely pathetic. That is all.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 22:29:49 No.34696134 Report

>>34696046

You send her Heartgold or so help me god

I'll send her a full Sailor Moon series...somehow, someway.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 22:29:49 No.34696140 Report
Quoted By: >>34696202

>>34696081

Hey /v/, here's /a/, WE WANT TO BELIEVE. now please leave us alone.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 22:29:49 No.34696146 Report

>>34696081

I blame the summerfags.


Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 22:29:49 No.34696148 Report
Quoted By: >>34696163 >>34696243 >>34696414

>>34696046

STOP CALLING HER LOLI-CHAN

<-- THERE IS ONLY ONE LOLI-CHAN AND IT'S PIC RELATED NOT OP'S LITTLE SLUT

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 22:30:49 No.34696163 Report

>>34696148

/r/ loli-chan dump.


Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 22:30:49 No.34696171 Report

>>34696081

Well I...I just want to believe, is that so wrong!!!

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 22:31:49 No.34696188 Report

>>34696081

hey /v/

you listen to gay 80s pop while riding unicorns on rainbows, so shut up


Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 22:31:49 No.34696202 Report
Quoted By: >>34696265 >>34696291 >>34696372

>>34696140

THATS FUCKING IT YOU GUYS REAL OR NOT /a/ NOW HAS A DAUGHTER NAMED LOLI-CHAN SHES 12, HER PARENTS ARE DEAAAAAAD AND WERE HERE TO HELP HER i wonder if she prefers dresses or pants. not thinking in a pedo way but more or less what to send her for the holidays


Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 22:32:49 No.34696243 Report
Quoted By: >>34696270 >>34696340

>>34696148

...thats more tomboyish than loli there guy.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 22:32:49 No.34696256 Report

>>34696081

This is /a/, we like having out emotions manipulated.


Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 22:33:49 No.34696265 Report
Quoted By: >>34696327 >>34696414

>>34696202

HER NAME IS NOT LOLI-CHAN


Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 22:33:49 No.34696270 Report

>>34696243

Newfag spotted.


Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 22:34:49 No.34696327 Report
Quoted By: >>34696469

>>34696265

who the fuck named this tomboy loli-chan? was it stevie wonder?


Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 22:34:49 No.34696340 Report
Quoted By: >>34696414 >>34696509

>>34696243

IT'S NOT A DESCRIPTION YOU FUCKING FAGGOT IT'S HER NAME


Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 22:35:49 No.34696374 Report
Make her dress like Kobato. Build for a better future. You have the power OP.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 22:35:49 No.34696382 Report
Quoted By: >>34696422
400 post yet?

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 22:36:49 No.34696413 Report
Okay, there was Nurse-kun, Blindmuteloli, Oral Hygiene, and now this?

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 22:36:49 No.34696414 Report
Quoted By: >>34696450

>>34696148

>>34696265

>>34696340

i confused.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 22:36:49 No.34696422 Report
Quoted By: >>34696482

>>34696382

>138 images 481 posts

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 22:37:49 No.34696450 Report

>>34696414

Her names loli-chan. She had her own *chan or board back in the day.


Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 22:38:49 No.34696469 Report
Quoted By: >>34696535

>>34696327

4chan named her that, bro

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 22:38:49 No.34696482 Report

>>34696422

about to be on page 14 ;_;

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 22:39:49 No.34696509 Report
Quoted By: >>34696602

>>34696340

well were taking the name... deal with it...


Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 22:39:49 No.34696527 Report
oh well... last toast in epic bread

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 22:39:49 No.34696535 Report

>>34696469

looks like longhaired justin beiber

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 22:40:49 No.34696550 Report

>491 posts

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 22:40:49 No.34696554 Report
Quoted By: >>34696582
This thread is glorious.Disregard those trolls.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 22:41:49 No.34696582 Report
Quoted By: >>34696607

>>34696554

Troll or not, this is the best thread I've seen on /a/ in quite a while.


Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 22:41:49 No.34696602 Report

>>34696509

Very smart for someone who may not ever show up, let alone exist.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 22:41:49 No.34696607 Report

>>34696582

Meh, I came into it late and so tl;dr

I think the FUNI/BBT troll was better.


Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 22:42:49 No.34696611 Report
Maybe it's true and OP will deliver us a replacement for Loli-chan... ;_;

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 22:42:49 No.34696627 Report
Quoted By: >>34696669 >>34696685 >>34696713
Ok guys im counting on you Im probably going to make a thread regarding this tomm... or the day after that... im not sure but we p/a/rents need to keep in touch so we know whats up with lolichan. regardless if she is real or not.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 22:42:49 No.34696640 Report
post #500~


Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 22:43:49 No.34696652 Report
Quoted By: >>34696735 >>34696745
Well, since we're going out in a blaze of glory, I will say that... I love you guys.

_;

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 22:43:49 No.34696669 Report
Quoted By: >>34696712

>>34696627

...Dude.

I know it sucks being alone with only your /a/non bros to talk to but come on.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 22:44:49 No.34696685 Report
Quoted By: >>34696713

>>34696627

i expect to see something related to this tomorrow, in the same hour, same minute from this post


Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 22:45:49 No.34696712 Report

>>34696669

Hey man, just because my life sucks doesnt mean a little girls has to as well...

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 22:45:49 No.34696713 Report

>>34696685

>>34696627

How about no, let it die

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 22:45:49 No.34696717 Report
Quoted By: >>34696774
Good luck OP. /a/non you have suprised me today.

mabye there's hope for us.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 22:45:49 No.34696735 Report

>>34696652

>I love you guys.

Stuff like this makes me feel the same way.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 22:45:49 No.34696740 Report
Quoted By: >>34696804 >>34696839
Let's end this thread with some education for newfags!

http://encyclopedia dramatica.com/Loli-chan


Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 22:46:49 No.34696745 Report

>>34696652

Same here bro

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 22:46:49 No.34696750 Report
interesting thread.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 22:46:49 No.34696772 Report
take the kid and train him or her in the ways of the internet

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 22:46:49 No.34696774 Report

>>34696717

Nah, there's no hope.

In a society with only bros maybe but not in this world.


Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 22:47:49 No.34696785 Report
i will cut the lines of this thread!


Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 22:47:49 No.34696806 Report
Quoted By: >>34696854
I like how you guys just decided that you were going to help parent OP's child, without any input from him. Seriously, I would probably stop visiting /a/ if I were in a similar situation and you guys acted this creepily, or at least never post anything about it again.

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 22:47:49 No.34696824 Report

>>34696794

Good night Anonymous~


Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 22:48:49 No.34696833 Report
And on that bombshell, it's time to close the thread!


Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 22:48:49 No.34696839 Report

>>34696740

dude, we ALL know about lolichan weve taken the name its our d/a/ughters now deal with it


Anonymous Tue 11 May 2010 22:48:49 No.34696854 Report

>>34696806

We just want to help


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