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'''«Повернення культурного Безосібного»''' — це оновлена книга, що базується на оригінальній «Культурний Безосібний», яка була ретельно скомпонована другом Безосібним на Вікічані. Вона намагається показати (в основному іншим безосібним) як бути розумним, культурним та ввічливим у сучасному світі.

Книга є „солянкою“, збірником порад.

Щоб не пророблювати роботу двічі, першим етапом є переклад [«Повернення культурного Безосібного»] 1 з англійської, після (і впродовж) — доповнення власними прикладами і підлаштовування описані під існуючі реалії нашої країни.


Some parts need to be updated, important topics need to be added, and a few pages need to be customized for a girl's point of view. If you can help with this, just go ahead when you feel like it.


We added "The Return" to this book's title, since it was entirely lost in it's original form after Wikichan fell apart. Some parts still live on in [http://www.wellcultured.com Well-Cultured]), a website based on the book, made by the last Wikichan admin in a attempt to make a serious men's help magazine. Because of the unfortunate fate of such an informative guide, we have restored the original and reopened it to editing.

== Intro ==

You have seen them everywhere – self help topics of Anonymous begging for help with his life. Some people have no idea how they should dress other than wearing a Pantera t-shirt with jeans that their mother bought for them five years ago. Some have no idea how to approach women and spend their time [[Masturbation|masturbating]] to [[Loli]]. And some just want to know if they should shave their [[Grooming|pubes]].

Here, my friends, is your answer. Written by anon, edited by anon, and perfected by anon. Every single tip, trick, and [[Barrel Roll]] you will ever need to know without having to ask for help. The first chapters of this Wikibook will intend to enlighten and refresh your memory on the basics- how to look decent, how to keep in shape, and that kind of thing. Then, it will segue into other people- how to pick up women, how to handle other people, and how to have a dinner party where you don't throw food. Then, the miscellaneous things- College, protips and tricks, and basically anything else you could ever want to know.

Read away. Edit away. Learn, Anonymous.

== Disclaimer ==

The information in these chapters is not to be taken literally or be used in any way to commit any illegal acts. This information is for learning purposes only, and does not (directly or indirectly) support the topics discussed thereof. You take all responsibility for how you use any of these chapters, no matter what.

== Contents ==

=== About/Around the Book ===

''Because it is a community work to begin with.''

* [[The Return of the Well Cultured Anonymous/Authors of the Well-Cultured Anonymous|Authors of the Well-Cultured Anonymous]] - The people who made the original guide on Wikichan.
* [[The Return of the Well Cultured Anonymous/Authors of the Return of the Well-Cultured Anonymous|Authors of the Return of the Well-Cultured Anonymous]] - The people who resurrected it from deletion and updated it for inclusion in the Bibliotheca Anonoma.
* [[The Return of the Well Cultured Anonymous/Similar Books and References|Similar Books and References]]

=== Cleaning Yourself Up ===

''Because it's what you need to do to even step foot in society.''

* [[The Return of the Well Cultured Anonymous/Grooming|Grooming]]
* [[The Return of the Well Cultured Anonymous/Dressing|Dressing]]
** [[The Return of the Well Cultured Anonymous/Formal Wear|Formal Wear]]
* [[The Return of the Well Cultured Anonymous/Clothiers|Clothiers]]
* [[The Return of the Well Cultured Anonymous/Exercise|Exercise]]
* [[The Return of the Well Cultured Anonymous/Manners|Manners]]
* [[The Return of the Well Cultured Anonymous/Eating|Eating]]

=== Getting Cultured===

''The reason this book exists.''

* [[The Return of the Well Cultured Anonymous/General *ure|General *ure]]
* [[The Return of the Well Cultured Anonymous/Literature|Literature]]
* [[The Return of the Well Cultured Anonymous/Drawing|Drawing]]
* [[The Return of the Well Cultured Anonymous/Cooking|Cooking]]
* [[The Return of the Well Cultured Anonymous/The Big Book Of Anonymous Recipes|The Big Book Of Anonymous Recipes]]
* [[The Return of the Well Cultured Anonymous/Drinking|Drinking]]
** [[The Return of the Well Cultured Anonymous/Alcoholic Anonymous|Alcoholic Anonymous]]
** [[The Return of the Well Cultured Anonymous/Drinks|Drinks]]
* [[The Return of the Well Cultured Anonymous/Writing|Writing]]
* [[The Return of the Well Cultured Anonymous/Music|Music]]
** [[The Return of the Well Cultured Anonymous/Music Recommendations|Music Recommendations]]
* [[The Return of the Well Cultured Anonymous/Dancing|Dancing]]
* [[The Return of the Well Cultured Anonymous/Cinema|Cinema]]
** [[The Return of the Well Cultured Anonymous/Movie Recommendations|Movie Recommendations]]
* [[The Return of the Well Cultured Anonymous/Pets|Pets]]
* [[The Return of the Well Cultured Anonymous/Avoid Like the Fucking Plague|Avoid Like the Fucking Plague]]

=== Work and Play===
''Because that's most of your time.''

* [[The Return of the Well Cultured Anonymous/Friends and Coworkers|Friends and Coworkers]]
* [[The Return of the Well Cultured Anonymous/Academia|Academia]]
* [[The Return of the Well Cultured Anonymous/Work|Work]]
* [[The Return of the Well Cultured Anonymous/Finance|Finance]]
* [[The Return of the Well Cultured Anonymous/Getting Your Own Place|Getting Your Own Place]]
* [[The Return of the Well Cultured Anonymous/Owning a Car|Owning a Car]]
* [[The Return of the Well Cultured Anonymous/DIY|DIY]]
* [[The Return of the Well Cultured Anonymous/Craft|Craft]]

=== Sex and Relationships ===
''Because in the end, that's what you want''

* [[The Return of the Well Cultured Anonymous/Girls|Girls]]
* [[The Return of the Well Cultured Anonymous/Guys|Guys]]
* [[The Return of the Well Cultured Anonymous/Relationship Advice|Relationship Advice]]
* [[The Return of the Well Cultured Anonymous/Dating|Dating]]
* [[The Return of the Well Cultured Anonymous/Conversation|Conversation]]
* [[The Return of the Well Cultured Anonymous/Seduction|Seduction]]
* [[The Return of the Well Cultured Anonymous/Sex|Sex]]

== Special Thanks ==

The authors of the Return of the Well Cultured Anonymous thank all the [[The Return of the Well Cultured Anonymous/Authors of the Well-Cultured Anonymous|authors of the first edition]] for making such an awesome guide, the [[Internet Archive]] for keeping Wikichan backed up when their actual owners didn't bother, and [[Shii]] for saving a copy of the PDF on his site.

== Sources ==

* [https://github.com/bibanon/bibanon/raw/master/Files/the_well-cultured_anonymous.pdf The (original) Well-Cultured Anonymous PDF]
* [http://web.archive.org/web/20080125233344/http://www.wikichan.org/index.php/The_Well_Cultured_Anonymous Internet Archive of The Well-Cultured Anonymous on Wikichan]
* [http://www.wellcultured.com/ Well-Cultured, a men's help website made by the last Wikichan admin, and based on this book]