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| Anonymous (ID: MVhHJ2HB) 05/12/14(Mon)14:31:45 No.546150057 File: Creation_of_the_Sun_and_M(...).jpg (958KB, 2184x3064)
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| {{Greentext|
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| >Be me
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| >God
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| >Alpha as fuck
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| >Omega as fuck
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| >Flash back to 4.5 billion years ago
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| >I'm high as balls and come up with this crazy idea
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| >It's a way for species to change into other species over time, without me having to do shit
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| >Call it "evolution" because it's a cool sounding word
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| >Create planet, put a few microbes on it, and upload evolution algorithm
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| >Fast forward to present day
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| >I'm partying it up with some T-Rexes on this dinosaur planet I just created
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| >Decide to check in on evolution planet to see if anything interesting has happened
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| >Discover that it's populated by billions of creatures that look like me
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| >niggawhut.jpg
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| >But they dont have my powers, they're just a bunch of mortalfags
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| Still pretty freaked out that they look like me, though
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| >Check back in on evolution planet after a few hundred years
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| >All the mortalfags have uploaded their consciousnesses into a giant quantum supercomputer
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| >It can talk
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| >It tells me it is capable of perfectly simulating an infinite number of universes
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| >And one of those universes is the one I'm in
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| >MFW I created myself
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