Be God
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| image = Be_God.jpg | description = >be god, create the world | story = | creation_date = 2014/05/12 | discovery_date = 2018/09/03 | language = English | source_url = https://imgur.com/t/greentext/J5hdJF5 | provenance = 4chan,Imgur
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| Be God | |
|---|---|
 >be god, create the world | |
| Story | |
| Language | English |
| Source URL | https://imgur.com/t/greentext/J5hdJF5 |
| Provenance | 4chan,Imgur |
| Creation Date | 2014/05/12 |
| Discovery Date | 2018/09/03 |
Anonymous (ID: MVhHJ2HB) 05/12/14(Mon)14:31:45 No.546150057 File: Creation_of_the_Sun_and_M(...).jpg (958KB, 2184x3064)
>Be me >God >Alpha as fuck >Omega as fuck >Flash back to 4.5 billion years ago >I'm high as balls and come up with this crazy idea >It's a way for species to change into other species over time, without me having to do shit >Call it "evolution" because it's a cool sounding word >Create planet, put a few microbes on it, and upload evolution algorithm >Fast forward to present day >I'm partying it up with some T-Rexes on this dinosaur planet I just created >Decide to check in on evolution planet to see if anything interesting has happened >Discover that it's populated by billions of creatures that look like me >niggawhut.jpg >But they dont have my powers, they're just a bunch of mortalfags Still pretty freaked out that they look like me, though >Check back in on evolution planet after a few hundred years >All the mortalfags have uploaded their consciousnesses into a giant quantum supercomputer >It can talk >It tells me it is capable of perfectly simulating an infinite number of universes >And one of those universes is the one I'm in >MFW I created myself
