Simple life
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 It's really that easy(?) | |
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| Language | English |
| Source URL | https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/77339395/#77339395 |
| Provenance | 4chan |
| Creation Date | 2024-05-02 |
| Discovery Date | 2024-06-15 |
Anonymous Thu 02 May 2024 02:55:52 No.77339395
>inherit lawn mower and yard tools from grandpa
>learn how to use them properly they are in great condition
>put small ad in the local town newspaper
>start getting calls from townies
>borrow dad's truck and trailer to go out to little old ladies houses in town
>make a show of estimating how much to do their yard (its always a hundred bucks)
>sit on mower pretending to drive over gladiators heads
>make sure not to hit any of their flowers
>trim the edges and collect up sticks for my burn pile
>tell old lady her flowers are beautiful and thank her for the opportunity
>usually get a tip
>repeat two or three more times that day
>go home and burn sticks and drink beers
Is it really this easy? What's the catch?
