I can show you the world
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| I can show you the world | |
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 And you show me an NTR shit then give me clam instead | |
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| Language | English |
| Source URL | https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/74595807/#q74595807 |
| Provenance | 4chan |
| Creation Date | 2020-09-02 |
| Discovery Date | 2023-10-16 |
Anonymous Sat 02 Sep 2023 14:16:15 No.74595807
>be me
>have one friend who tries his best to be a normie
>he gymmaxx's and attempts to learn social skills
>he fails miserably, but enough to land him a landwhale gf
>he stops hanging out with me and our small friend group
>'I'm too busy to play vidya and card games. I'm so mature, I'm a man now.'
>regularly talks down to me and our friends because of how 'cool' he is.
>she is severely obese, redneck, not that smart, trashy family, etc.
>only pussy he has ever had so he treats her like a goddess
>he is an engineer who makes $150k a year, she is a part-time waitress who makes like $20k a year
>he promises the world to her
>buys her a new computer and cell phone, co-signs for her to get a new car and makes her car payments, takes her on lavish vacations
>buddy eventually gets chlamydia
>turns out his gf was fucking a Saudi Chadrabian on the side
>Saudi Chadrabian gave her the STD, got passed to my buddy
>she confesses to having been cheating on him with various men the whole time
>she used his money to buy a second phone so that she could swipe Tinder suspicion free.
Let this be a lesson to you in the way it has been to me.
