>anon tries suicide by helium when his mom walks in
Anonymous (ID: 7XU81Xeo) 01/17/13(Thu)16:49 No.4517712741
>about to commit suicide
>helium tank/gas mask assembly complete
turn on tank
>lay down face up on bed
>mom opens door"
>"ANON WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING"
>take off gas mask
>prepare the most dramatic speech that will make her cry for sure
>attempt to begin speech
>forget the fact that there's helium in my lungs
>the words "you'll never understand my pain" come out in the squeekiest, queerest fucking chipmunk voice
>mfw she died laughing and left