Don't Starve
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| Don't Starve | |
|---|---|
 SURVIVE. SCAVENGE. SLEEP ON PARK BENCH. | |
| Story | |
| Language | English |
| Source URL | https://archived.moe/b/thread/888605789/#q888608094 |
| Provenance | 4chan |
| Creation Date | 2022-11-06 |
| Discovery Date | 2022-11-07 |
Anonymous Sun 06 Nov 2022 23:03:29 No.888608094 No.888608094
>be me
>23
>lost my job for dating a girl at work (manager)
>rents due like today so money on that or money on food
>its rainy winter, I choose rent
>days go buy no food
>sleep a lot because no energy
>day 4 comes around im plottin to just snatch and grab now
>closest store is no shit 2hr walk (kinda country)
>2am time to get walking
>get to store and just swoop as much fruits and produce i can in front of the grocery store
>fill up on apples and cauliflower
>start walking home with a bag of apples
>see homeless dude sleeping has a bag of thrown out groceries next to him
>swoop the bag and feast back at the pad
>survive
