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====Penis size==== | ====Penis size==== | ||
Please keep in mind that your SAT score != Penis size ( | Please keep in mind that your SAT score != Penis size (OP score for Australians). You will no doubt find people enthralled by their 1600 "Perfect" on the SAT. That's wonderful for them, but for the "rest" of us, it means absolutely nothing. Scholarships tend to frown on such things sometimes, because people who obsess over such tests tend to be very one-track-minded. Even with a score of 400 out of 1600 on the SAT, you could get into a very prestigious University if you have achievements and extra credit activities. Nonetheless, some little dickwad in your school will probably try to obsess over the SAT- trust me, everyone else is laughing at him too. | ||
High school counselors can tell you more about registering or you can go to the following sites: | High school counselors can tell you more about registering or you can go to the following sites: | ||
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* SAT Information [http://www.collegeboard.com College Board] | * SAT Information [http://www.collegeboard.com College Board] | ||
* ACT Information [http://www.actstudent.org/index.html ACT Student] | * ACT Information [http://www.actstudent.org/index.html ACT Student] | ||
===Essays=== | ===Essays=== | ||
Remember the part above where it says "It's incredibly stupid- but for the average /b/tard, it is ripe for abuse"? Well, most (American) universities have wised up to that. Most good ones (see below) required application essays along with standardized test scores even before the coronavirus happened, and now virtually all of them are ''test-optional''. What this means is that the value of a good SAT score is rapidly decreasing, and a prediction that the SAT will be gone in 10 years doesn't sound nearly as outlandish as it would have 5 years ago. | Remember the part above where it says "It's incredibly stupid- but for the average /b/tard, it is ripe for abuse"? Well, most (American) universities have wised up to that. Most good ones (see below) required application essays along with standardized test scores even before the coronavirus happened, and now virtually all of them are ''test-optional''. What this means is that the value of a good SAT score is rapidly decreasing, and a prediction that the SAT will be gone in 10 years doesn't sound nearly as outlandish as it would have 5 years ago. | ||
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College/Junior College is a Septic name for an adult day care centre. SRSLY. | College/Junior College is a Septic name for an adult day care centre. SRSLY. | ||
Footnote | Footnote: | ||
This, for us Amerikkans, refers to Community College and (some) Colleges. No matter how you twist it, a normal college is much under a University nowadays. The majority of reputable schools are now Universities. That means that unless you're going into a smaller major (such as Education or something), going to a bland state college is four years of waste. This ESPECIALLY applies to "party schools", such as (debating) Florida State. Universities, however, as you can see below, are your ticket to money. | This, for us Amerikkans, refers to Community College and (some) Colleges. No matter how you twist it, a normal college is much under a University nowadays. The majority of reputable schools are now Universities. That means that unless you're going into a smaller major (such as Education or something), going to a bland state college is four years of waste. This ESPECIALLY applies to "party schools", such as (debating) Florida State. Universities, however, as you can see below, are your ticket to money. | ||
===University=== | ===University=== | ||
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* '''Never hide in your dorm room.''' You will never meet people that way. Ever. | * '''Never hide in your dorm room.''' You will never meet people that way. Ever. | ||
Oh yeah, and one note on a personal side: | |||
''No-one is ever impressed by a guy who can get laid with a really drunk girl, even really dumb guys can do that (and they often do). The real skill and awesomeness is getting a sober girl.'' | |||