Editing Adoption Aniki/Thread 1


'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 20:51:49 No.34692404 View Reply Original Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34692876 >>34693325 >>34694029 >>34694331 >>34694952 >>34695349</small> <br>
Need some /a/dvice guys...

I get a call today, it's social services and they want me to come to their office ASAP. I ask why, they say they'll explain when I get there.

Now I figure they have the wrong person. I have no family besides an Aunt and I haven't so much as talked to her in over 10 years. What the hell would social services want with me? But I'm bored and slightly intrigued, so I go.


'''Anonymous''' Tue  11 May 2010 20:53:49 No.34692452 Report<br>
1) take delicious loli<br>
2) groom her<br>
3)????<br>
4) large amounts of excess monetary goods<br>

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 20:53:49 No.34692454 Report<br>
Why go for /a/dvice when you can get /adv/ice?

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 20:53:49 No.34692456 Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34692533</small> <br>
All I can say is that when she becomes a teenager every day will be hell.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 20:53:49 No.34692482 Report<br>
welp that sucks ass for the kid and well for you hmmmmmmmmm....congrats daddy

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 20:53:49 No.34692503 Report<br>
Take her in and teach her the path to the dark side.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 20:54:49 No.34692533 Report<br>
Well that sounds gre--YOU FUCKING LIAR.

Also if truth then see {{Greentext|>>34692456}}

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 20:54:49 No.34692549 Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34692610 >>34692612 >>34692649 >>34692713 >>34692723 >>34692758 >>34692920 >>34693322</small> <br>
She points out the window at this little girl, looking lost as someone could possibly look and so sad it was almost like she was trying to die. The social worker told me that, being an unmarried 22-year-old with a full-time job I wasn't exactly the ideal parenting candidate but seeing as it was me or she'd become a ward of the state they were giving me the option.

Now I've never even met this kid before. I don't know her name, I didn't know her mother well at all... And now they're asking me if I want to take care of this kid. I have no fucking clue how to take care of a kid. I'm a goddamn basement dweller with a full-time job...

But she looked so goddamn sad... and I do have the funds to support one more... ... But...

Fuck /a/...

Anyway, they told me I could walk out of the office, she'd never know who I was and I'd never have to see her again - or I could fill out some paperwork and she'd go home with me.

I told them I needed to think about it and they said I had until tomorrow...

What do?

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 20:55:49 No.34692566 Report<br>

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 20:55:49 No.34692582 Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34692855</small> <br>
Be a kind and loving father. Now is your chance to be a real-life Mr. Koiwai.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 20:56:49 No.34692600 Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34692855</small> <br>
Take the loli and become the father she never had.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 20:56:49 No.34692610 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34692549 }}
Take her in.<br>
Treat it as the ultimate raising sim.

'''Warder, Kotomi is mai waifu'''!!FK0fY5msl5A Tue 11 May 2010 20:56:49 No.34692612 Report
<small> Quoted By: >>34692855</small> <br>
{{Greentext|>>34692549 }}
{{Greentext|Take her.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 20:56:49 No.34692616 Report<br>
Oh wow this sounds original and plausible.

'''J''' !!VfRninXKCz+ Tue 11 May 2010 20:56:49 No.34692625 Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34692855</small> <br>
{{Greentext|>>>/r9k/}}

{{Greentext|>>>/adv/}}

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 20:56:49 No.34692648 Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34692855</small> <br>
On the offhand chance you're telling the truth, I'll need some more information to give you any real good advice.

Where do you live (apartment, house, roommates or no)? Do you have a regular job (starbucks doesn't count)? Do you make enough to support two individuals? How old are you?

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 20:56:49 No.34692649 Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34693009</small> <br>
{{Greentext|>>34692549 }}


do it. it'll suck but it will also be the only meaningful thing you ever do.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 20:57:49 No.34692671 Report<br>
adopt her and raise her but be careful cuz shes going to be a real head case when she grows up

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 20:57:49 No.34692686 Report<br>
She will never be Yotsuba. Find someone more responsible to take care of her.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 20:57:49 No.34692687 Report<br>
Well she probably won't be moe like your picture - but more of a pain in the ass . And she will be all dramatic about the death- sucks for op

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 20:58:49 No.34692694 Report<br>
change your life today, be a father

if you dont like it return her

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 20:58:49 No.34692704 Report<br>
Just do it son.

You might never have been in an orphanage, but shit sucks hard.

At least give her one line of connection to her old life, even if you've never met her before, just do your best. It's better than damning the poor girl to the system.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 20:58:49 No.34692712 Report<br>
Just take her in.

It's her only chance to live a happy life.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 20:58:49 No.34692713 Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34692855</small> <br>
{{Greentext|>>34692549 }}

Are you still in school?

If you do decide to do this for the love of god get help from people who've done it before. Granparents, friends' grandparents, classes, books, anything.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 20:58:49 No.34692721 Report<br>
DO IT, LIVING THE DREAM

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 20:58:49 No.34692723 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34692549 }}

Do it and be as nice as you can possibly be.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 20:59:49 No.34692731 Report<br>
DO ITTTTT

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 20:59:49 No.34692758 Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34693281</small> <br>
{{Greentext|>>34692549 }}
Talk to her.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:00:49 No.34692791 Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34692832 >>34693281</small> <br>
she's still your family, you just gonna leave a family member behind? who knows what kind of emotional pain that she's going through now, try to comfort her by being a good father-like adult

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:00:49 No.34692804 Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34692915</small> <br>
Man, just take her in.
No children deserves that damned system.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:01:49 No.34692817 Report<br>
Pin a 20 dollar bill to the little bitches collar and wish her the best of luck.
Annoymous of Ohio !!lm/X1DMYxy4 Tue 11 May 2010 21:01:49 No.34692822 Report
take it her in bro. better she have a warm home and some love than grow up in orphanage

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:01:49 No.34692826 Report<br>
When she got older, kill her.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:01:49 No.34692828 Report<br>
DO IT
it's the right thing to do.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:01:49 No.34692832 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34692791 }}
I'd recommend more of a brother-esque relationship, but with some authority as a father figure.

It might get weird otherwise.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:01:49 No.34692841 Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34692897 >>34693022</small> <br>
What kind of person are you, OP? How would you raise her? What kinds of people do you associate yourself with? Have you ever had any experience with children before?

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:02:49 No.34692853 Report<br>
Don't be a father. Be an aniki.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:02:49 No.34692855 Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34692904 >>34692955 >>34692980 >>34693002 >>34693007 >>34693646</small> <br>
{{Greentext|>>34692625 }}
Like I'd go anywhere but /a/ for loli advice. Best source, clearly.

{{Greentext|>>34692582 }}
{{Greentext|>>34692600 }}
{{Greentext|>>34692612 }}

Yeah... but... I mean, don't you need some kind of skills to take care of a kid? I'm a bit on the... socially inept side... But I do hate the thought of her sitting in that state facility... goddamn dump. But seriously, what the hell. "Hey, person died. You has kid. Have fun." ...

Is there no other protocol for this shit?

{{Greentext|>>34692648 }}
I live in an apartment by myself, 22 years old with about as solid a job as they come. And yeah, I make enough that I could support one more.

{{Greentext|>>34692713 }}
Not still in school, though I'd been thinking of going back to college.


'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:02:49 No.34692876 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34692404 }}

Do it. Because its the right thing to do.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:02:49 No.34692879 Report<br>
Next time you post this say she's 8 instead. One more year and she's way too old. No time to enjoy her.


'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:02:49 No.34692882 Report<br>
He's only 10 years older than the girl, if anything he'd be more of a new onii-chan than a replacement father. Not that that's a bad thing.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:03:49 No.34692884 Report<br>
Do it. Be awesome and take her in.
'''Taiga'''!!dMbDe6oa7US Tue 11 May 2010 21:03:49 No.34692887 Report
<small> Quoted By: >>34693281</small> <br>
{{Greentext|OP, the truth is that you'll probably never have your own child, you know this to be truth. At least take the kid. She alone, she just lost her mom. >: Don't you feel pity for her? Take her in and try to have a nice time together, befriend her :3 }}

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:03:49 No.34692892 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>And yeah, I make enough that I could support one more. }}

Do it.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:03:49 No.34692895 Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34692977</small> <br>
Don't do it.

Unless of course you're horribly lonely and are willing to give up all your free time near indefinitely.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:03:49 No.34692897 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34692841 }}
Also, do you have any friends or friendly neighbors that would be willing to help you out?

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:03:49 No.34692898 Report<br>
What I'd give to be an aniki ;_;
♥ !!dUL+IeD970x Tue 11 May 2010 21:03:49 No.34692904 Report
<small> Quoted By: >>34693281</small> <br>
{{Greentext|>>34692855 }}
Take her in and marry her in the future.

regardless u know how to treat a kid or not. you can learn that. it's not too difficult along as there is a will.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:04:49 No.34692915 Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34693281</small> <br>
{{Greentext|>>34692804 }}
seconded.
chances are if you don't take her she'll drift in the system for the next 6 years of her life untill shes old enough to get booted out on her ass to die in a gutter somewhere

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:04:49 No.34692918 Report<br>
It would be like having an imouto. DO IT, OP!


'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:04:49 No.34692920 Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34693213</small> <br>
{{Greentext|>>34692549 }}

Take her in, if not she'll just be passed around.

Life is full of things waiting to be experienced. You might actually turn out to be a good dad. If you're looking for a mother for your child, it'll also look good on you too.

If she's ready to go to school, you should have her join some extra curricular activities until you get home from work. Or hire a baby sitter.

Also be sure to start saving.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:04:49 No.34692927 Report<br>
Do it man, how would you feel if you were orphaned as a kid and 10 years later find out your only relative at the time decided not to take you in because he was too busy masturbating to 2D girls and hugging pillows of 2D girls.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:04:49 No.34692935 Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34693011</small> <br>
You are given the change to raise a loli your way. DO THE RIGHT THING. RAISE HER TO BE MOE.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:04:49 No.34692938 Report<br>
You haven't been doing anything with your life so far. Make it worth something.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:05:49 No.34692955 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34692855 }}

She's still growing, but 12 years old is old enough where the majority of the skills needed to take care of a kid don't apply anymore. If I was in your shoes, I'd do it, but none of us can tell you your own personality or viewpoint.


'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:05:49 No.34692963 Report<br>
DO IT AND RAPE THE KID ! F**K THAT SHIT UP!


'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:05:49 No.34692970 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>I have no family besides an Aunt }}
{{Greentext|>my Aunt died 2 days ago in a car accident along with her boyfriend }}

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:05:49 No.34692973 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>I told them I needed to think about it and they said I had until tomorrow... }}

yeah, as if. bull-fucking-shit.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:05:49 No.34692975 Report<br>
Read this

http://www.mangatoshokan.com/series/Otaku-no-Musume-san

Then make a decision.
'''I ♥ Akiha & ''' !dicksRcPAQ Tue 11 May 2010 21:05:49 No.34692976 Report
Take the kid. She's a poor little girl who lost her parents, and you've been given the chance to make her life happy.

Unless you are one of the more batshit anons and just rape her every night. In that case, don't take the girl, you'll just fuck two lives over in one go.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:05:49 No.34692977 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34692895 }}
she's already 12, should be getting rather independent soon

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:05:49 No.34692978 Report<br>
Do it. It will be good for you both.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:05:49 No.34692979 Report<br>
If I were you, I would do my best to give it a try. She's still your family, despite the distance. Shit, being the basement dweller you are, you might end up really enjoying the company. Being raised by a single parent, she probably already has some idea of how to take care of herself. Or she's atleast used to having a parent that's at work full time.

Just go for it dude. It'll be hard, but not nearly as impossible as trying to raise a baby by yourself. Give her the benefit of the doubt.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:05:49 No.34692980 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34692855 }}
If you can truly live with yourself after abandoning her, then don't do it.

If you can live with yourself perfectly fine, go kill yourself.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:06:49 No.34692985 Report<br>
You know all these people are saying take her in, treat her right then have lots of loli sex.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:06:49 No.34692990 Report<br>
DO IT FAGGOT
Chicks love nice guys and nothing screams more nice than taking in an orphan girl. You'll be swimming in the vagina.


'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:06:49 No.34692998 Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34693283</small> <br>
YOU'RE ALL IDIOTS. REMEMBER SHE'S 3D SLUT DISGUSTING.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:06:49 No.34693002 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34692855 }}
so it sounds like the social skills thing is what you're worried about. I wouldn't worry about that. this might be good for you as well as for her then.
It won't be all ponies and rainbows, though. like someone said above she'll be a teenager someday. you'll get in arguments and shit. but it could be one of the most rewarding things you ever do in your life.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:06:49 No.34693005 Report<br>
Put yourself in her shoes, OP.

Any kid would rather live with a distant relative than in an orphanage.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:06:49 No.34693007 Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34693493</small> <br>
{{Greentext|>>34692855 }}
She's 12. Aside from feeding her and giving her a place to sleep, what else do you really need to do? just stop being a basement dweller and sit upstairs with her more often.

Really, it wouldn't be hard for the both of you to get by. Since I assume money isn't an issue, it can't be that hard to raise someone who's already halfway to adulthood.

A 12 year old is young sure, but by no means is she stupid. She should have some semblance of being able to support herself. it's not like you're taking in a baby off the street.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:06:49 No.34693009 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34692649 }}
This


'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:06:49 No.34693010 Report<br>
RAISE HER WE SHALL HELP YOU.
'''Carbon''' !!05FJ9ZTgDK8 Tue 11 May 2010 21:06:49 No.34693011 Report
{{Greentext|>>34692935 }}
This.

Also, I'd suppose you would get her estate. Use that money to support her.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:06:49 No.34693022 Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34693127 >>34693185 >>34693213 >>34693646</small> <br>
{{Greentext|>>34692841 }}
Well, I'm your standard /a/non I guess. Not very social at all - though I do have the ability to hold my own in a conversation and such. Not much for relationships or anything of that sort though... back to that whole socially-inept bit.

I have no idea how the hell I'd raise her. Best thing I could think of would be to ask my neighbors for parenting advice, awkward as that would be. I have a feeling she'd have to teach me how to be a parent for the most part.

Don't really associate myself with that many people, just a few friends I hold regular LANs with and such. No drugs or anything like that, decent people in my opinion.

Experience with children... Helped a lost kid find his Mom in a Walmart one time... That's about it.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:07:49 No.34693043 Report<br>
taking care of another is absolutely NOT hard, i've been doing it for the past 10 years with my sisters and cousins. all you gotta do is make sure that she is nourished and have a comfortable place to sleep and shower. If you can do that much then you're pretty much set, you just gotta remind her to do her homework and not be out too late. Being 12 years old, she has enough common sense to know how to live. It won't be that hard OP

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:07:49 No.34693051 Report<br>
It would really help you with your social skills OP. Also, the age difference isn't that bad so you might end up with a really good friend someday.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:07:49 No.34693064 Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34693306</small> <br>
Make sure it gets sunlight, water it everyday and you'll be fine

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:08:49 No.34693069 Report<br>
when i was 12 i was already online full time playing games and shit

all i needed from my family was some food and shelter

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:08:49 No.34693073 Report<br>
If she's 12, that's only 6 years you need watch her.

'''Unsung''' !!NO7ubUArw4F Tue 11 May 2010 21:08:49 No.34693074 Report
Go for it bro. You have a chance to help someone who, by the sound of it, desperately needs help.
Purity Stu Tue 11 May 2010 21:09:49 No.34693101 Report
<small> Quoted By: >>34693124 >>34693139 >>34693230 >>34693282 >>34693447</small> <br>
hahaha, say goodbye to any love life op

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:09:49 No.34693116 Report<br>
You could try and take her in. I'm sure a social worker will check on her, so if you're not good enough, she'll get taken away anyway. Nothing to lose really, and even if you're inept aT care-taking, it would make her feel better knowing that there's someone WHO AT LEAST CARES IF SHE LIVES OR DIES.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:09:49 No.34693124 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34693101 }}
stoic love

'''Unsung''' !!NO7ubUArw4F Tue 11 May 2010 21:09:49 No.34693127 Report
{{Greentext|>>34693022 }}
Sounds like you'd be a pretty good parent, bro.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:10:49 No.34693129 Report<br>
Take her in, raise her as a daughter to the best of your abilities, I guess.

She's 12, doesn't she have a say in this? I mean, does she want to be raised by you? Is she terribly afraid of the system of foster parents?
Carbon !!05FJ9ZTgDK8 Tue 11 May 2010 21:10:49 No.34693139 Report
<small> Quoted By: >>34693173</small> <br>
{{Greentext|>>34693101 }}
\a\ and love life? Yeah, I don't think that'd be happening anytime soon.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:10:49 No.34693140 Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34693210 >>34693227</small> <br>
Take her in
Be a nice father
And stop watching anime

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:10:49 No.34693159 Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34693221 >>34693496</small> <br>
what about money? about all the shit her aunt owned? like the house and stuff?

or was she poor too?

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:11:49 No.34693173 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34693139 }}
{{Greentext|>\a\ }}
What are you smoking?
!Rinseh59Lc Tue 11 May 2010 21:11:49 No.34693182 Report
you best take this Kid and love her more than anyone else can right now, dont even think of listening to the pedo fucks.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:11:49 No.34693184 Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34693224 >>34693303</small> <br>
OHANA MEANS FAMILY OP
FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND OR FORGOTTEN

Take the kid in, OP.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:11:49 No.34693185 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34693022 }}
dude, relax. i'm no expert, but you sound like you could handle this. kids are getting more and more independent, shes 12 years old, you wont need much in the way of "parenting skills" you said you have a steady job and can support one more, which is alot more than most people can say these days. you sound like you could really be a parent here.


'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:11:49 No.34693204 Report<br>
Adopt her.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:12:49 No.34693210 Report<br>
I know this is bullshit but I can't stop bumping.

{{Greentext|>>34693140 }}

{{Greentext|>And stop watching anime }}

not sure if troll


'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:12:49 No.34693213 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34693022 }}
{{Greentext|>>34692920 }}

If you think she's mature enough, she'll probably be able to take care of herself. Teach her to cook, do chores, support her both financially and emotionally.

You sound like you would do fine. If can take care of yourself, you can take care of a child too.


'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:12:49 No.34693220 Report<br>
Take in the kid! She needs you!

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:12:49 No.34693221 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34693159 }}
This.
Do you get anything out of it?

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:12:49 No.34693224 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34693184 }}

I was wondering if this came from an anime, and then I realized where it came from and I teared up ;_;

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:12:49 No.34693227 Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34693290</small> <br>
{{Greentext|>>34693140 }}
He doesn't have to stop watching anime.
OP could watch some moe shit and maybe connect with the girl. 12 year olds love anime. :/

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:12:49 No.34693230 Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34693263</small> <br>
{{Greentext|>>34693101 }}
or hello to sensitive guy pity sex.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:12:49 No.34693235 Report<br>
THEY SEE ME TROLLAN THEY HATAN
D/a/non !LbZtQ2LvA6 Tue 11 May 2010 21:12:49 No.34693249 Report
<small> Quoted By: >>34693327 >>34693329 >>34693480</small> <br>
OP, become the aniki to her Simon.

The rest practically writes itself.

Could you believe in the her that believes in you?

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:13:49 No.34693259 Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34693276</small> <br>
Take her with you on a long drive.
Along the way, swerve dangerously close to a passing car, then mention to her how that was the way her mother got killed, the dumb whore.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:13:49 No.34693260 Report<br>
Take her in, treat her well. Use this opportunity to improve both of your lives and learn something important like how to take care of someone else besides yourself all the time.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:13:49 No.34693263 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34693230 }}
this.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:13:49 No.34693265 Report<br>
Are you sure this isn't the plot of a sugary-sweet sentimental tear-jerking manga?

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:13:49 No.34693272 Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34693348</small> <br>
OP: i don't know the geography of the situation, but it may be that you are the one moving if you take her in, at least so she can stay at the same school with the same friends. it does not sound like you have very deep roots, and if you do take her in, you want to try and minimize the additional disruption to her life. i think you should do it, but this is something to be aware of.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:13:49 No.34693276 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34693259 }}


This.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:13:49 No.34693281 Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34693384</small> <br>
{{Greentext|>>34692758 }}
I really wanted to actually... I just didn't have any idea what to say, and I had a feeling that if I did I'd be taking her home with me... Wanted to think on that a bit more.

{{Greentext|>>34692887 }}
No denying that, I'd written off relationships a long time ago and children with it by default. And yeah, of course I feel sorry for her - I'm not dead inside...

{{Greentext|>>34692791 }}
She doesn't even know I exist. She was two the last time I saw her - and honestly I can't say I ever felt any "family ties", just the way my family was... Well, not until I saw her anyway - I do feel kind of responsible for her somehow, maybe because I'm the only one who has any say - I dunno...

{{Greentext|>>34692904 }}
Yeah, No. Not going that route. Just no. If anything it would have to be the brother-with-some-authority setup someone mentioned. I'm not a Dad.

{{Greentext|>>34692915 }}
Fuck...

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:13:49 No.34693282 Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34693760</small> <br>
{{Greentext|>>34693101 }}
{{Greentext|>goodbye to love life }}

Actually, it could be the exact opposite.

This is going to drastically improve your social skills.
You won't be so nervous around women.
It's going to awesome for conversation.
Any girl would cream her pants after hearing that you took in a poor defenseless little girl and raised her as your own. Chicks dig guys that are mature, compassionate, and responsible.
So don't listen to fag OP. This is going to improve your game 10 fold.



'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:13:49 No.34693283 Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34693353</small> <br>
{{Greentext|>>34692998 }}
Don't be daft. 3DPD isn't a term for lolis most of the time.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:14:49 No.34693290 Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34693496</small> <br>
{{Greentext|>>34693227 }}
yeah, now when you order your moeblob anime, you can say its for her.
'''Bitches & ''' !Whores/8sg Tue 11 May 2010 21:14:49 No.34693296 Report
well shes 12, so not that far from basically being independent, i would assume youll be getting monetary support, so i suppose your role would basically only to be that of a legal guardian

what could possibly go wrong?

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:14:49 No.34693303 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34693184 }}
{{Greentext|>>34693184 }}
{{Greentext|>>34693184 }}
{{Greentext|>>34693184 }}
{{Greentext|>>34693184 }}

excellent reference.


'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:14:49 No.34693304 Report<br>
I'm not sure if this has been suggested yet, as i am to lazy to look through the whole thread. And with the influx of summer faggotry, comes teh lolmorals.

You should rape her. Take her in, earn her trust, then rape her. Are you listening, sir? RAPE Her!


'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:14:49 No.34693306 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34693064 }}

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:15:49 No.34693322 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34692549 }}

Dude, do it
Get some ACTUAL HELP, but do it. seriously the Foster system is fucking hell. Nobody deserves it

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:15:49 No.34693325 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34692404 }}

I SMELL A SITCOM


'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:15:49 No.34693327 Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34693390 >>34693480</small> <br>
{{Greentext|>>34693249 }}
OP: YOURS IS THE DRILL THAT WILL PIERCE THE HEAVENS
loli: what what i dont even....

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:15:49 No.34693328 Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34693405</small> <br>
Orphan here. Help her out. Having someone around who truly cares for you after thinking that no one does for so long is like coming out of the rain.

'''Unsung''' !!NO7ubUArw4F Tue 11 May 2010 21:15:49 No.34693329 Report
<small> Quoted By: >>34693390 >>34693480 >>34693496</small> <br>
{{Greentext|>>34693249 }}
Seriously. If anyone needs someone to be supportive and believe in them, it's a goddamn 12 year old who's parents just died.

Fuck, I can't even imagine having my parents die, and then having to spend the night in some shit facility while they find someone to take care of me.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:15:49 No.34693334 Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34693616</small> <br>
No child deserves the state welfare services...

However taking care of another human being is a monumental task. Consider the following:

-Preparation of 3 meals a DAY for both you and your ward
-Purchasing new sets of spices/foods/drinks/sauces that she may like that you don't
-A room to herself
-Since she's 12 you'll be spending more time cleaning
-An allowance of some kind
-Holiday/Birthday gifts for her
-She'll need clothes (lots of them), a computer/laptop, makeup, toiletries, cell phone, books and various trinkets
-You'll have to learn how to help her through puberty and those predator like high school kids

Good luck mate

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:15:49 No.34693335 Report<br>
Anime should have already trained you well for every potential little sister scenario OP.

If you need single parent reference, watch Clannad AS again.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:15:49 No.34693348 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34693272 }}

This fellow makes a good point. She may wind up being pretty hostile if taken away from her friends.


'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:15:49 No.34693353 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34693283 }}
IT APPLIES TO 3D PIG DISGUSTING LOLIS AS WELL. THEY ARE EVIL INCARNATE SINCE AGE 0.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:16:49 No.34693374 Report<br>
Listen OP, Don't believe in yourself. /a/non believes in you! Believe that we believe!

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:16:49 No.34693384 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34693281 }}
Be honest the chances she doesn't know you exist at this point is slim. Social workers are bastards with big mouths. Also, if they had to decide what to do with her, that means there had to be another choice aside from sending her to the orphanage or whatever your state does.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:16:49 No.34693387 Report<br>
Take her in and raise her to be the son you always wanted.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:16:49 No.34693388 Report<br>
TAKE HER IN OP

The system for orphans is horrible and fucking terrifying.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:16:49 No.34693389 Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34693462 >>34693504 >>34693579 >>34693784</small> <br>
Do it.
You're the only person she's got left in the world that might actually give a flying fuck about how she feels without it being part of their job description.
It will be hard, long and painful. But in 60, 70, 80 years, when you die and look out into that Dark Oblivion beyond and face down whatever lives there, you will b3e able to say "I didn't abandon her in her time of need. I never left a person out to dry when I could have saved them. I didn't do much to make the world better, but I did what I could."

Her life has just come crashing down around her, she won't want new parents, she won't want some dude she's never met giving her a home, she'll want to go home and see her mum.
But that can't happen, it wont ever happen again, so its your job to make sure that the 'some guy' looking after her remains as one, consistent guy, not a foster home, not an orphanage, not shunted from home to home, some good, some bad, some probably abusive, you need to make a place that will become her new home.
Or how can you call yourself a man?


'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:16:49 No.34693390 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34693329 }}
{{Greentext|>>34693327 }}
OP to loli: GATTAI!!!!


'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:17:49 No.34693405 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34693328 }}

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:17:49 No.34693406 Report<br>
BE A MAN AND RAISE HER....

4CHAN IS BEHIND YOU AND WILL HELP YOU IF YOU SAVE HER FROM DA SYSTEM!!!

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:17:49 No.34693407 Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34693566</small> <br>
Still waiting for "lol i troll u".

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:17:49 No.34693424 Report<br>
Make a difference, OP, do it.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:18:49 No.34693441 Report<br>
Be a man, Op.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:18:49 No.34693447 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34693101 }}
Actually, scientific studies show that kids of any age are fucking babe magnets.
Just thought I would throw that in there.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:18:49 No.34693458 Report<br>
adopt her
then go to family consoling or some shit to learn how to raise her

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:18:49 No.34693462 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34693389 }}
i teared up

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:18:49 No.34693463 Report<br>
Dude, as shitty as being a single parent can be, it can be good at times too. And it's completely doable (no, not in "that way").

On the other hand, if you abandon her now you will never forgive yourself, ever. That's not the kind of thing you just forget about and move on with. The guilt will destroy your self esteem and pride and it will sabotage every relationship you ever try to have. Just do it OP. It really is the lesser of two evils.


'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:19:49 No.34693476 Report<br>
By the way I have to admit there is a massive shitstorm upon this imouto matter. OP you're a genious.


'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:19:49 No.34693477 Report<br>
Do it OP.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:19:49 No.34693480 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34693249 }}
{{Greentext|>>34693327 }}
{{Greentext|>>34693329 }}

/a/non! Don't believe in us! Believe in the you, that believes in yourself!

And then!!

Give HER the speech

"Believe in the me, that believes in you!"

It's like a goddamn poem

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:19:49 No.34693484 Report<br>
12 seems a bit too late to start her "education".

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:19:49 No.34693491 Report<br>
Bring her in and tell her that she will be expecting more than one parent in your householdt. Tell her to visit /a/, we will guide her throughout life. We ALL will become her parents, making her the adopted daughter of /a/.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:19:49 No.34693493 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34693007 }}
Parenting isn't over at 12. Many girls have, but it is possible she hasn't finished puberty yet. OP will be required to buy her female hygiene products and maybe even explain some of the finer parts of female anatomy to her, but that really isn't that big of a deal. OP may even be able to find someone who can take care of that for him. Also, ideally OP would be able to hold some authority over her, and keep her out of drugs and sex. Even if he can't manage much control over her I'm sure she's still better off then at an orphanage or jumping around foster homes. Also, some girls may do things like steal money or ruin their guardian's personal belongings, so OP needs to make sure she respects him enough to prevent that. However, she won't start out that way unless her mom was already doing something very wrong. That will only come after years of neglect from OP.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:19:49 No.34693496 Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34693568 >>34693593 >>34693599 >>34693617 >>34693673 >>34693676 >>34693679 >>34693684 >>34693693 >>34693709 >>34693724 >>34693725 >>34693761 >>34693772 >>34693777 >>34693791 >>34693838 >>34693934 >>34693941 >>34694167 >>34694639 >>34694998</small> <br>
{{Greentext|>>34693159 }}
The aunt lived with her boyfriend, I'm not sure if any sort of inheritance is on the way but if it were I wouldn't expect much.

{{Greentext|>>34693290 }}
Hrmm... Point.

{{Greentext|>>34693329 }}
Goddamnit... When you're right...

... Alright, well... I can't let her spend the night there. I'm gonna go pick her up. Guess I got a kid/little sister/... I just hope I don't fuck this up. (And I hope we get along - what the hell am I supposed to say to a 12 year old whose mother just died and she has no idea who I am.)


'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:19:49 No.34693504 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34693389 }}
respect.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:19:49 No.34693506 Report<br>
Well, if this is true, take up on the opportunity, post some nice, innocent pics every now and then become a tripfag, keep in touch with us, and we'll love you forever.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:20:49 No.34693566 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34693407 }}
Even if it is total bullshit (which I'm inclined to believe; this is 4chan after all), it'd still a rather heartwarming story.

If he takes her in and everything goes right; the girl might be a mentally unstable wreck and might turn into a total whore the moment she goes back to school. Although I'd like to believe that this turn of events pushes the OP to become less socially inept, get married, and have the daughter go off to college and live a happy, fufilling life.
'''Bitches & ''' !Whores/8sg Tue 11 May 2010 21:20:49 No.34693568 Report
{{Greentext|>>34693496 }}
just be there when she needs a shoulder to cry on, you dont have to say anything


'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:21:49 No.34693577 Report<br>
Oh fuck OP,

I don't know if you've watched Gankutsuou, but you should be like Count.

Wear an expensive black suit, white gloves, cape, and a top hat. Also be sure to bring a golden cane. When you meet her, be as suave as possible. Take off your hat and kneel down so you can see her eye to eye.

You'll be the coolest dad ever.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:21:49 No.34693579 Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34693651</small> <br>
{{Greentext|>>34693389 }}

This. She's also old enough that she can fully appreciate exactly what you're sacrificing for her. Because of this you're going to have a little buddy who is FANATICALLY loyal to you for the rest of your life OP. It could be worse.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:21:49 No.34693593 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34693496 }}
Good luck.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:21:49 No.34693599 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34693496 }}

YOU ARE A TRUE MAN

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:22:49 No.34693616 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34693334 }}
{{Greentext|>She'll need clothes (lots of them), a computer/laptop, makeup, toiletries, cell phone, books and various trinkets }}
{{Greentext|>computer/laptop }}
Why the fuck would a 12 year old need her own laptop? Kids are spoiled these days, I swear. I had to buy my own computer.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:22:49 No.34693617 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34693496 }}
Say hi, ask her name, and try to explain who you are.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:22:49 No.34693625 Report<br>
It's possible that she already has a friend with a big house and some sympathetic parents who she'd be able to stay with, but isn't allowed to because of the system. If that's the case, you could take her in to get her away from any unknown foster parents and let her figure out what she wants to do from there. Aren't you pretty lonely yourself though, not having any family or friends? It sounds like taking her in wouldn't only be good for her, but for you as well.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:22:49 No.34693633 Report<br>
read usagi drop and take her. The manga shows you won't regret it

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:22:49 No.34693639 Report<br>
Do it faggot. This is your chance at becoming part of the world, take it or you'll die alone. It'll be easy, don't worry about it.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:22:49 No.34693640 Report<br>
{{Greentext|LOOK A GURRRLLL >>34693379 >>34693379 >>34693379>>34693379

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:22:49 No.34693642 Report<br>
This will never be made into a show. ;_;

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:22:49 No.34693646 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34693022 }}
{{Greentext|>>34692855 }}

In all seriousness you're asking for help from a group comprised primarily of socially backwards nerds. I'd head towards /adv/ for more experienced advice.

Anywho, OP you shouldn't go into this trying to be a "father". At most you should hope to be a mentor, a caregiver, and a friend. Realize that beyond just giving her money for clothing, food, hobbies, education, and health expenses you're going to need to be there for her emotionally. You're going to have to take a sincere interest in her life, moreso than your own. If she messes up you're going to have to chastise her. If you take this opportunity, her needs become your needs, her struggles, your struggles.

It's a giant responsibility and you're going from little to no social contact to having to take care of a preteen. I'd move thoughts of school from your mind and instead focus on learning as much as you can about how to meet the (enormous) emotional needs of a girl her age.

It's a difficult choice to make and you shouldn't feel like you have to do this if you feel you aren't up to it at this point in your life. You're still young, you didn't ask for this. But she is family.

Take a deep breath, turn off the computer, and decide this for yourself. We've told you all we can right now, the rest is up to you.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:22:49 No.34693651 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34693579 }}
{{Greentext|>appreciate }}
maybe, maybe not


'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:23:49 No.34693673 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34693496 }}
Today is the day that you truly become a Man OP.

Good Luck.

'''Unsung''' !!NO7ubUArw4F Tue 11 May 2010 21:23:49 No.34693676 Report
{{Greentext|>>34693496 }}
Great fucking job, OP. You're a good fucking person.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:23:49 No.34693679 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34693496 }}

You tell her that you can never replace what she lost but that you'll be there to care for her from now on.

Then take her out for ice cream sundaes to get to know each other

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:23:49 No.34693681 Report<br>
This road you take will be without a doubt long and arduous, Op. But possibly the most important one you ever take. God speed.


'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:23:49 No.34693684 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34693496 }}
Well done, sir.


'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:23:49 No.34693693 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34693496 }}
That's the spirit.


'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:23:49 No.34693696 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>Gets called in, asked to take care of 12 year old girl }}

{{Greentext|>Says he needs some time to think, goes home and asks /a/ }}

{{Greentext|>Decides to take her in }}


'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:24:49 No.34693709 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34693496 }}
And now is when OP posts a sadako pic with trollface on it.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:24:49 No.34693724 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34693496 }}
Congratulations, you're now a man!


'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:24:49 No.34693725 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34693496 }}

THIS BROFIST IS FROM ALL OF /a/!

GOOD MAN OP!


'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:24:49 No.34693732 Report<br>
you've got nothing to loose OP. this is the start of your new adventure!

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:24:49 No.34693733 Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34693769</small> <br>
Don't you have any parents? They could provide support.
Suigin !mercury/qA Tue 11 May 2010 21:24:49 No.34693747 Report
take her in

'''Unsung''' !!NO7ubUArw4F Tue 11 May 2010 21:24:49 No.34693751 Report
Dumping various brofists

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:25:49 No.34693759 Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34693813 >>34693908</small> <br>
FUCK HER HARD

MAKE HER SCREAM OUT HER DEAD PARENTS NAMES
Purity Stu Tue 11 May 2010 21:25:49 No.34693760 Report
{{Greentext|>>34693282 }}
no, youre stupid


'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:25:49 No.34693761 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34693496 }}
You did well OP.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:25:49 No.34693769 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34693733 }}
{{Greentext|>I have no family besides an Aunt }}
{{Greentext|>Aunt died 2 days ago }}


'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:25:49 No.34693772 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34693496 }}
Good man. Do it and report back.


'''Unsung''' !!NO7ubUArw4F Tue 11 May 2010 21:25:49 No.34693775 Report

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:25:49 No.34693777 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34693496 }}
Say, "I have a good feeling about this decision. 4chan helped me make it."

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:26:49 No.34693784 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34693389 }}

;_;


'''CptSpudMcTater''' !VAMFHFZ5As Tue 11 May 2010 21:26:49 No.34693791 Report
{{Greentext|>>34693496 }}

If you're not trolling, congratulations. You are now a man among men.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:26:49 No.34693794 Report<br>
I hope you take her in, DO IT FAGGOT. MAN UP.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:26:49 No.34693798 Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34693926 >>34693961</small> <br>
I have a feeling this is going to happen

{{Greentext|>OP picks up imuoto }}
{{Greentext|>Imuoto already has a friend's family willing to take them in }}
{{Greentext|>Imuoto stays at OPs place for a day and then leaves the next after she decides to live with her best friend's family }}

I think /a/'s been watching too much anime; little girls don't live in vacuums, they tend to have friends you know.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:26:49 No.34693809 Report<br>
True Man Achievement Unlocked

'''Unsung''' !!NO7ubUArw4F Tue 11 May 2010 21:26:49 No.34693810 Report
'''Taiga''' !!dMbDe6oa7US Tue 11 May 2010 21:26:49 No.34693813 Report
<small> Quoted By: >>34693860 >>34693921</small> <br>
{{Greentext|>>34693759 }}
fuck you moron

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:27:49 No.34693820 Report<br>
Adopt her.

Then take and sell all of her possessions and situate yourself geographically so that she'll be unlikely to ever see anyone she recognizes. This will make her completely dependent on you. Then you need to be a complete and utter slob, you must never pick up your clothes, organize your files or clean the dishes, you need to be outrageously dirty which will force her to clean up after you. If you think you're being a bit too hard on her, bond over a cooking session, teach her about sanitary preparation and the proper applications of seasonings, teach her how to cook some nice foods, go on daily grocery trips with her until she feels she can prepare meals on her own. Then, buy her an overwhelming amount of maid outfits and similar attire and nothing else. Eventually, she will be cowed into wearing the clothes and you'll have your own personal maid.


'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:27:49 No.34693822 Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34693970 >>34694232 >>34694305</small> <br>
This is so beautiful. Don't cry.... don't fucking cr- to late ;_;


'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:27:49 No.34693823 Report<br>


'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:27:49 No.34693828 Report<br>
And thus, another pedophile was caught several days later, after police found the violated, bleeding corpse of a young girl in his apartment.


'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:27:49 No.34693832 Report<br>
Revolutionary Girl Utena can probably teach her (and you) everything that she needs to know about puberty... I think

or maybe she will turn into a car

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:27:49 No.34693833 Report<br>
archive it NAO!
Anonymous of Philadelphia !!CF3BKIiUIDY Tue 11 May 2010 21:27:49 No.34693834 Report
Raising a kid is not as hard as it looks, people make it hard on themselves.

If you do it right, and you're like a stone wall of justice, then you should do it.


'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:27:49 No.34693838 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34693496 }}

You've taken the first step to becoming a true hero, OP.

The fight may be tough, but don't you dare give up.

If you ever need it, we'll be here to support you.

'''Unsung''' !!NO7ubUArw4F Tue 11 May 2010 21:28:49 No.34693841 Report

'''Unsung''' !!NO7ubUArw4F Tue 11 May 2010 21:28:49 No.34693857 Report

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:28:49 No.34693858 Report<br>
Watch the news closely for the next few days /a/, you'll hear of a murder-suicide where a girl was raped before and after she was killed.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:28:49 No.34693860 Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34693923</small> <br>
{{Greentext|>>34693813 }}
Taiga you are really starting to piss me off. You better shut up.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:28:49 No.34693870 Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34693902</small> <br>
/adv/ is that way
------------------------->
But still, take custody of her.


'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:29:49 No.34693874 Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34693886 >>34693909</small> <br>
UNEXPECTED TWIST

The imouto has a boyfriend.

'''Unsung''' !!NO7ubUArw4F Tue 11 May 2010 21:29:49 No.34693885 Report

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:29:49 No.34693886 Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34694008 >>34694036</small> <br>
{{Greentext|>>34693874 }}
{{Greentext|>UNEXPECTED TWIST }}
{{Greentext|>UNEXPECTED }}
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:30:49 No.34693895 Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34693959 >>34694027</small> <br>
I fear for her, especially seeing you've come to /a/ for advice.

seriously, if you've been here any amount of time, you should know better

also, it's telling that /a/ is the only place you can go to for advice

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:30:49 No.34693901 Report<br>
DO YOU HAVE A SCHOOL GIRL

DO YOU HAVE CONCRETE

YOU KNOW WHAT YOU MUST DO

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:30:49 No.34693902 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34693870 }}
/adv/ loads a 1x1 pic for me for some reason...


'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:30:49 No.34693908 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34693759 }}
'''I ♥ Akiha & ''' !dicksRcPAQ Tue 11 May 2010 21:30:49 No.34693909 Report
{{Greentext|>>34693874 }}
Forbid her to see him obviously.


'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:30:49 No.34693921 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34693813 }}

the fuck you just say to me?

'''Taiga''' !!dMbDe6oa7US Tue 11 May 2010 21:30:49 No.34693923 Report
<small> Quoted By: >>34693967</small> <br>
{{Greentext|>>34693860 }}
lol your right, what the fuck was ai thinking? op should totally take in the girl and chain her in his basement to be his rape toy xDDDD

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:30:49 No.34693926 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34693798 }}
The chances of the system allowing this is slim. For some reason they don't like when children go to anybody other than direct relatives. Often cousins/distant relatives aren't even considered and some children are just stuck in the system.

I think if the girl lived with another full family it'd be great, but there are also complications with that. If the two girls are no longer friends, then shit goes to hell. If the parents don't treat the two equally, then more shit hits the fan.

To be honest, it's a precarious situation. OP is one of the few stable solutions in this manner because it's less likely he'll "get rid of her" due to some trifling argument or whatnot. Blood is always thicker than water, as they say.


'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:30:49 No.34693932 Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34693982 >>34694034</small> <br>
TEACH HER HOW TO PLAY FOOTBALL.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:30:49 No.34693934 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34693496 }}
Do it anon, you wont screw up, believe in yourself.
Also, please report how the thing goes on, start your threads with the same pic or get a trip, from now on thou shall become Adopting Aniki for us, good luck and congrats in becoming a MAN.
Brofist

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:31:49 No.34693939 Report<br>
pics or didn't happen

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:31:49 No.34693941 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34693496 }}
True Bro


'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:31:49 No.34693943 Report<br>
this needs to be archived.
good work, /a/

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:31:49 No.34693951 Report<br>
lol

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:31:49 No.34693959 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34693895 }}

Don't worry. Social Services doesn't work that way, especially when allowing a single male to adopt a young female. OPs story is somewhat entertaining, but it's only a story.
'''Bitches & ''' !Whores/8sg Tue 11 May 2010 21:31:49 No.34693961 Report
{{Greentext|>>34693798 }}
probably, but she still needs a legal guardian, which means hes going to be responsible for her until shes an adult anyway

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:31:49 No.34693964 Report<br>
wow this thread sure is moving fast

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:31:49 No.34693967 Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34694013</small> <br>
{{Greentext|>>34693923 }}
Shut up and post pics of your feet.


'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:31:49 No.34693970 Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34694232 >>34694305</small> <br>
{{Greentext|>>34693822 }}

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:31:49 No.34693972 Report<br>
I agree
Adopt her (or accept custody of her).
Don't be an immature selfish ass, take responsibility and give a good life to this girl.


'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:32:49 No.34693978 Report<br>
OP, if this is true, I don't really know what to say

And even the trolls here are scaring the fuck out of me because of it.

But seriously man, good luck. I can't really say I'd do the same, so just by that I give you props

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:32:49 No.34693982 Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34694030</small> <br>
{{Greentext|>>34693932 }}
YES TEACH HER HOW TO PLAY FOOTBALL!


'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:32:49 No.34693989 Report<br>
Very nice OP, raise her right.

'''Unsung''' !!NO7ubUArw4F Tue 11 May 2010 21:32:49 No.34693993 Report

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:32:49 No.34693994 Report<br>
Take her, your life won't get any better than this! :D

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:32:49 No.34694008 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34693886 }}

Worst surprise of all: she's ugly (and not in a cute way)
'''I ♥ Akiha & ''' !dicksRcPAQ Tue 11 May 2010 21:33:49 No.34694013 Report
{{Greentext|>>34693967 }}
You sir, are a bigger fag than I am.

Not even I would chain up a little girl who lost her parents and rape her.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:33:49 No.34694019 Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34694048 >>34694091</small> <br>
{{Greentext|>oh hi we want you to make a life-changing decision on taking in a little kid, you have 24 hours to make up your mind kbye }}

as if.

'''Unsung''' !!NO7ubUArw4F Tue 11 May 2010 21:33:49 No.34694023 Report

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:33:49 No.34694027 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34693895 }}
normally I'd agree with you but this is one type of thing I think /a/ might actually be good for

/a/ seems to be fairly pure (save for FUCK HER replies) where matters of the heart are concerned, and that's more or less what OPs decision is. this type of decision is probably better made from feeling than logic.

hopefully /a/ isn't really the only place OP has to turn to, otherwise that could be concerning. did say he had friends, but no family.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:33:49 No.34694028 Report<br>
Unfortunately, the 12 year old 'loli' is actually a nigger.

A nigger who steals OP's wallet.

Fail.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:33:49 No.34694029 Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34694052</small> <br>
{{Greentext|>>34692404 }}
If i was around, i swear id help you raise that child,
show them much of the world
keep her pure
you anon
YOU
have a chance at ensuring the next generation some kind of hope and/or happiness. teach her the way. do not falter, it shall be hard and your life will be filled with many more trials. but have faith anon, have faith. if you ever need help or more advice feel free to ask. even if others arent, I'm here for you.


'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:33:49 No.34694030 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34693982 }}

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:34:49 No.34694034 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34693932 }}
SOCCER! SOCCER!

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:34:49 No.34694036 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34693886 }}
maybe she's already an /a/ lurker

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:34:49 No.34694042 Report<br>
This is probably going to be the most contact OP has had with another human in years.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:34:49 No.34694048 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34694019 }}
For these types of things thats how it works. They can't care for the child so it's either it goes to the next of kin or straight to foster care.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:34:49 No.34694052 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34694029 }}
Shut up and go outside.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:34:49 No.34694057 Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34694083 >>34694104 >>34694111 >>34694144 >>34694191 >>34694410 >>34694730</small> <br>
I must find an anime that follows a storyline like this thread.... then I will stream it every May 11 in honor of OP's epic broness

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:35:49 No.34694083 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34694057 }}
It is now /a/s mission to find this anime. It must be out there somewhere.
Yamada !AD/TRAP/M6 Tue 11 May 2010 21:35:49 No.34694091 Report
{{Greentext|>>34694019 }}
Never dealt with Social Services before, huh? A bunch of underpaid, overworked fucks who went in caring, but by the time they've worked there a few years are utterly beaten down. My guess would be (if all the details here are true) that perhaps they didn't get around to resolving the details on their end in time, and instead cut his time short so it wasn't on their asses. I wouldn't doubt any wacky shit from those people.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:36:49 No.34694099 Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34694180</small> <br>
This thread has left me with such a stupid grin on my face, dammit all /a/ you're such bros.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:36:49 No.34694100 Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34694150</small> <br>
OP arrives at station
agrees to take in daughter
daughter walks out, turns out to be a completely nigger
OP RAGES

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:36:49 No.34694103 Report<br>
put it in her pooper good sir

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:36:49 No.34694104 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34694057 }}
manga called usagi drop. Excellent recommend it

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:36:49 No.34694108 Report<br>
OP you're going to forget most of the things you read here today. You need to save this thread (or bookmark the easymodo) and reread it when times become tough!

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:36:49 No.34694111 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34694057 }}
Only one that I could think of that is close to that is aishiteruze baby.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:36:49 No.34694118 Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34694133</small> <br>
I am 12 and what is this?

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:37:49 No.34694133 Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34694148 >>34694203</small> <br>
{{Greentext|>>34694118 }}
Your whore mother died in a car accident.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:37:49 No.34694141 Report<br>
be her male yomi ;_;


'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:37:49 No.34694144 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34694057 }}
yuzuyu chan is probably the closest you'll get

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:37:49 No.34694148 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34694133 }}
{{Greentext|>your }}
'''I ♥ Akiha & ''' !dicksRcPAQ Tue 11 May 2010 21:37:49 No.34694150 Report
{{Greentext|>>34694100 }}
He already saw what the kid looks like.

So unless he's actually a nigger, I don't think he has to worry about that.

'''Unsung''' !!NO7ubUArw4F Tue 11 May 2010 21:37:49 No.34694164 Report

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:38:49 No.34694167 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34693496 }}
good man. keep us posted. start a blog.


'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:38:49 No.34694180 Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34694225 >>34694281</small> <br>
{{Greentext|>>34694099 }}

We may by social rejects, but I'd say that we're bros to each other
After all, we've only got ourselves most of the times

It's foolhardy of me, but I'd trust /a/ with shit like this, you guys aren't so bad


'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:38:49 No.34694189 Report<br>
Best thread of all month. I salute you, bro.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:39:49 No.34694191 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34694057 }}

Chocotto Sister

A young boy wishes for a sister from Santa, years later, Santa finally brings him a little sister that he has to take care of.


'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:39:49 No.34694203 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34694133 }}

STFU...You WILL NOT ruin the level of broness ITT.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:39:49 No.34694210 Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34694221 >>34694316</small> <br>
This would make a great animu.

'''Unsung''' !!NO7ubUArw4F Tue 11 May 2010 21:39:49 No.34694213 Report
<small> Quoted By: >>34694316</small> <br>

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:40:49 No.34694221 Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34694316</small> <br>
{{Greentext|>>34694210 }}
FUND IT


'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:40:49 No.34694225 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34694180 }}
As long as you ignore the "Raep" and "Boku no Pico" type posts, sure.


'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:40:49 No.34694232 Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34694305</small> <br>
{{Greentext|>>34693822 }}
{{Greentext|>>34693970 }}

'''MaesHughes '''!!7WV6LErVm2B Tue 11 May 2010 21:40:49 No.34694252 Report
<small> Quoted By: >>34694270</small> <br>
did I hear something about Bro-ness?

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:40:49 No.34694255 Report<br>
Enjoy being taken for everything you've got by a manipulative little 12 year old. Not that she'll have anything against you personally, it's just how 12 year old girls are.
'''Helst ''' !edREaasjpk Tue 11 May 2010 21:40:49 No.34694256 Report
OP, you have the chance to do better than all the crappy parents out there. If you have the means, then take care of her.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:40:49 No.34694263 Report<br>
I would be terribly sad if this thread was to be a big troll, but anyway, go for it OP, I think you'll do just fine and I'd probably do the same thing considering the guilt I would feel for the rest of my life I wouldn't have took her home.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:41:49 No.34694270 Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34694412</small> <br>
{{Greentext|>>34694252 }}
but you're already dead.


'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:41:49 No.34694279 Report<br>
Fuck this shit OP. Drop her. She's 3D pig disgusting, a fat and a whore that will steal all you're money.

Save this thread. If you do the biggest mistake of your life then you will remember my words.

'''Unsung''' !!NO7ubUArw4F Tue 11 May 2010 21:41:49 No.34694281 Report
<small> Quoted By: >>34694376 >>34694404</small> <br>
{{Greentext|>>34694180 }}
Honestly, most of 4chan is composed of decent people, once you filter out the LOL RAPE HER xD SO RANDUM faggots from /b/


'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:41:49 No.34694294 Report<br>
You guys are faggots. As in both 'faggots' as well as 'actual homosexuals'.

hth

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:41:49 No.34694298 Report<br>
do it nigga


'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:41:49 No.34694303 Report<br>
OP, if you are not trolling I am extremely proud

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:41:49 No.34694305 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34694232 }}
{{Greentext|>>34693970 }}
{{Greentext|>>34693822 }}

let it out anon...even 2d cries...so no shame.


'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:42:49 No.34694316 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34694221 }}
{{Greentext|>>34694213 }}
{{Greentext|>>34694210 }}
YES

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:42:49 No.34694319 Report<br>
Still waitin on that "lol i trol u"

any day now...

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:42:49 No.34694320 Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34694381 >>34694385</small> <br>
honestly freaking update us, I need to see how this goes

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:42:49 No.34694331 Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34694397 >>34694537</small> <br>
{{Greentext|>>34692404 }}

Wow, tough luck. My situation is similar but different. I am currently raising my 9 yr old(I'm 26) with my fiance because my mother(who had her when she was 40) had a heart attack(Shes gotten better, but she needs to lay off of stress and my little sis is a huge handful). I've been raising her since she's been 7 and it was a huge change but we adjusted fine. This is probably because i've known and been around her the whole time, so I have no idea what it would be like taking a kid in that you don't know, but I suggest you do it. You at least owe it to your deceased aunt.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:43:49 No.34694358 Report<br>
Obligatory "What kind of H-game is this" response.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:43:49 No.34694359 Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34694419 >>34694422</small> <br>
This thread need to be archived for OP's sake, so he can remember, remember the way he felt when he decided to bring her home.

ARCHIVE THIS SHIT!

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:43:49 No.34694376 Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34694424 >>34694430</small> <br>
{{Greentext|>>34694281 }}

While I tend to agree..../b/ can be the biggest /b/ros when they take a particular interest in a case, they even take it too far some times
At least, it used to be like this not to long ago, but seeing as things tend to change, it may no longer be like that.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:43:49 No.34694381 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34694320 }}

shit ton of paperwork for this bro....need to wait

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:43:49 No.34694385 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34694320 }}
Dude, he's in his car driving.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:44:49 No.34694397 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34694331 }}
Awwwwwww

Well, this is an encouraging post.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:44:49 No.34694404 Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34694508 >>34694615</small> <br>
{{Greentext|>>34694281 }}
but OP's problem has nothing to do with decency.

It's a matter of taking on responsibility and maturity.

i'm sure /a/ can, like a 5 year old tell the difference between doing something bad and doing something good, but I wouldn't believe for a second /a/ has any idea what becoming a parent, it's responsibilities and it's trials would be like.

we can tell him to take her in, we can't tell him what the hell he's getting into and if having him take care of her would do any of them any good in the end. cause frankly, we have no idea who OP is. Could be the worst of /a/ just aint showing it.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:44:49 No.34694406 Report<br>
Is this thread Nurse-kun 2010?

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:44:49 No.34694410 Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34694495</small> <br>
{{Greentext|>>34694057 }}
Kodomo no Jikan. [/search]

'''MaesHughes '''!!7WV6LErVm2B Tue 11 May 2010 21:44:49 No.34694412 Report
{{Greentext|>>34694270 }}
me? dead? what gave you that idea?


'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:44:49 No.34694415 Report<br>

'''Unsung''' !!NO7ubUArw4F Tue 11 May 2010 21:44:49 No.34694419 Report
{{Greentext|>>34694359 }}
Second

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:44:49 No.34694422 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34694359 }}

{{Greentext|>ARCHIVE THIS SHIT! }}

FUCK YEAH!

ARCHIVE THIS SHIT!

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:44:49 No.34694424 Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34694508</small> <br>
{{Greentext|>>34694376 }}

less than a month ago someone gave someone enough money to pay their rent. /b/ isn't completely souless yet, no matter how it looks.
Yamada !AD/TRAP/M6 Tue 11 May 2010 21:45:49 No.34694430 Report
{{Greentext|>>34694376 }}
This thread gives me big Nurse-kun vibes... I was shocked to remember that that whole story was posted on /b/ back in the day.


'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:45:49 No.34694437 Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34694490</small> <br>

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:45:49 No.34694457 Report<br>
It seems like you're gonna take care of a niece when it's really your cousin.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:45:49 No.34694474 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>Thread 34692404 has already been archived. }}

{{Greentext|>It is probably still waiting to be reviewed by the mods, which means it can take a few days until it is available in the archive. }}

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:46:49 No.34694478 Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34694525 >>34694577</small> <br>
Fake.

{{Greentext|>Basement Dweller }}
{{Greentext|>Full-Time Job }}
{{Greentext|>Basement Dwellers live with parents }}


'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:46:49 No.34694481 Report<br>
FUCK YEAH, this is for you OP

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:46:49 No.34694490 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34694437 }}
;_;

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:46:49 No.34694495 Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34694599 >>34694698</small> <br>
{{Greentext|>>34694410 }}

{{Greentext|>He is placed in charge of Class 3-1, where one of his students, a mischievously precocious nine-year-old girl by the name of Rin Kokonoe, develops a crush on him and goes so far as to proclaim herself Aoki's girlfriend. She aggressively pursues her efforts to be with her teacher despite the fact that he will lose his job }}

go to hell

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:47:49 No.34694508 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34694404 }}
I'm sure we all are bleak and logical enough to know what we are saying. I for only know full well he's getting into deep shit. Doesn't mean she shouldn't do it

{{Greentext|>>34694424 }}
/b/...I am proud. Just when I loose faith, those little cases show me why I'd go through a pile of shit to find diamonds that glitter


'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:47:49 No.34694513 Report<br>
OP took the idea from a MANGA CALLED OTAKU NO MOSUME.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:47:49 No.34694521 Report<br>
ages 1 to 5 - FUCKING SHIT PISS EVERYWHERE..but still, d'awwwwww
6-9 - STOP ASKING ME TO BUY THAT SHIT EVERY TIME
9-13 - WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU PREGNANT ALREADY WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
14 above - get out of my house, never come back, dont show me your face ever again, now.

No, leave them whores alone.

'''Taiga''' !!dMbDe6oa7US Tue 11 May 2010 21:47:49 No.34694525 Report
<small> Quoted By: >>34694591 >>34694596</small> <br>
{{Greentext|>>34694478 }}
I want to believe.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:47:49 No.34694537 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34694331 }}

Should be "9 yr old sister" in the first post, in case someone couldn't infer that : P

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:48:49 No.34694560 Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34694612 >>34694623 >>34694641</small> <br>
Op, please keep us updated
this can be /a/'s child, we can raise her, watch live streams of her birthday, and even send gifts! well maybe send gifts...thats kind of stalker...ish
but yea op if this is true, best of luck man. Raise her right...


'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:49:49 No.34694577 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34694478 }}
HABEEB IT


'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:49:49 No.34694591 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34694525 }}

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:49:49 No.34694596 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34694525 }}

Everybody wants to believe, everybody do (except for assholes)

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:50:49 No.34694599 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34694495 }}

actually, rin is being taken care of by her... I forget how he is related to her. He was sleeping with her mom at least, and I think he is a cousin or something.

Point is, it isn't as unrelated as that description makes it sound. Loli fanservice show or no, it is still fairly comparable to this.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:50:49 No.34694612 Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34694747</small> <br>
{{Greentext|>>34694560 }}

We send OP the money to buy her the gifts or send the gifts to OP to give to her

Seriously though I'm really starting to believe this
If this is true...oh man, do you guys have any idea what we just did? For better or worse we just changed someone's life completely

'''Unsung''' !!NO7ubUArw4F Tue 11 May 2010 21:50:49 No.34694615 Report
{{Greentext|>>34694404 }}
I would argue that pretty much anything where you are in a financially stable situation with someone who gives 2 shits about you is better than state appointed care.

All the kids I know who grew up in state appointed care still have some serious goddamn issues they need to work out, to say the absolute least.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:50:49 No.34694623 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34694560 }}
That's just creepy man

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:50:49 No.34694629 Report<br>
I'd send a gift and stuff. Yeah, keep us updated OP.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:51:49 No.34694639 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34693496 }}
Make weekly threads for a month.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:51:49 No.34694641 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34694560 }}

{{Greentext|> watch live streams of her birthday }}

*BROFIST OVER THE INTERNET*

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:51:49 No.34694662 Report<br>
http://shii.org/knows/Nurse-kun
Seriously.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:51:49 No.34694668 Report<br>
Obviously reading this on /a/ makes me think first thing OP is a troll but fuck, I'd actually WANT to be in your position OP.

The chance to raise a cute loli and have something actually worth living for? To get up in the morning for, to want to get out of bed instead of wishing I could sleep forever. Fuck. And there's way you could leave some moe moe loli to the foster care system.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:52:49 No.34694675 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34694616 }}
And Reiji fucks his Cousin

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:52:49 No.34694698 Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34694781 >>34695940</small> <br>
{{Greentext|>>34694495 }}
In all seriousness, there are some similarities.

One of the characters known as Reiji suffered a tragedy. Both of his parents were killed in an automobile accident and was in custody of his older female cousin named Aki. Reiji is the one who is currently taking care of this 'precocious third grader.'

I troll you not.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:53:49 No.34694717 Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34694770</small> <br>
/a/ - THE MOTHERFUCKING BEST BOARD ON ALL OF 4ch... NO OF THE ENTIRE INTERNET

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:53:49 No.34694730 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34694057 }}
{{Greentext|>>34694057 }}
Clannad After Story


'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:53:49 No.34694734 Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34694758 >>34694790 >>34694832 >>34694951</small> <br>
oh man how can actually someone belive this bullshit? this is all made up, have fun being trolled idiots!

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:54:49 No.34694747 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34694612 }}
{{Greentext|>we just changed someone's life completely }}
Two people's lives, actually.

OP even if this is fake, keep us "informed", I'd like to know what happens either way.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:54:49 No.34694757 Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34694920</small> <br>
I think that OP was trolling from the beginning, but he is so moved by /a/'s heart warming response that he just can't say "lol i troll u" anymore...

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:54:49 No.34694758 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34694734 }}
We want to believe

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:54:49 No.34694770 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34694717 }}
agreed...

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:55:49 No.34694781 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34694698 }}


so now OP just needs to have a son and die of lung cancer

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:55:49 No.34694790 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34694734 }}
I want to believe...

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:55:49 No.34694792 Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34694830</small> <br>
ITT: IDIOTS THINKING THIS IS REAL.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:56:49 No.34694830 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34694792 }}

I
WANT
TO
BELIEVE

NOW FUCK OFF...BRO HERE ONLY!!!

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:56:49 No.34694832 Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34694858 >>34694897 >>34694990</small> <br>
{{Greentext|>>34694734 }}
Sadly this.

Yes, yes I want to believe too but come on, this is /a/ for fucks sake. There's like a 10% chance this isn't a troll.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:56:49 No.34694841 Report<br>
Because of the fact the OP lurks in /a/ and posts a rather seductive piece from his archive... well no, that actually doesn't mean a thing.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:57:49 No.34694858 Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34694883 >>34694921 >>34694969 >>34695070</small> <br>
{{Greentext|>>34694832 }}

10& isn't 0%!

If we have only 10%...THEN WE BET IT ALL ON THAT SMALL WINDOW AND GO FOR IT!

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:58:49 No.34694883 Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34694969</small> <br>
{{Greentext|>>34694858 }}
DO THE IMPOSSIBLE, SEE THE INVISIBLE
ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:58:49 No.34694897 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34694832 }}
10% means there is a chance which means it's the same as 100%.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:58:49 No.34694920 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34694757 }}

This.

OP should get a trip as well.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:58:49 No.34694921 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34694858 }}

YOUR DRILL WILL PUNCTURE THE HEAVENS.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:59:49 No.34694951 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34694734 }}
yeah? well shut up, faggot.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 21:59:49 No.34694952 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34692404 }}

Fuck you for getting my hopes up.

why couldn't this be real?


'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:00:49 No.34694969 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34694883 }}
{{Greentext|>>34694858 }}
{{Greentext|>Maybe, but it isn't zero. As far as I'm concerned, that makes it the same as a 100% chance. }}

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:00:49 No.34694982 Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34695163</small> <br>
Ok i believe that he is not trolling, really, its hard to say why. i know he made a post where he said hed pick up the girl, and i havent seen him or anyone acting like him in a while. so im praying that op is really at the shelter now picking her up for the first time...


'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:00:49 No.34694990 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34694832 }}

if there really were a 10% chance to begin with i would kill myself and post pictures of it after i killed myself. i swear!


'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:00:49 No.34694998 Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34695032 >>34695036</small> <br>
{{Greentext|>>34693496 }}
We will all remember the eleventh of may

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:01:49 No.34695001 Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34695214</small> <br>
Whatever happened to Oral Hygiene bro?

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:01:49 No.34695016 Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34695041 >>34695061 >>34695062 >>34695066 >>34695067 >>34695069 >>34695076 >>34695091 >>34695099 >>34695114 >>34695119 >>34695141 >>34695147 >>34695163</small> <br>
Hey guys, just came to say that it was all a sham. I apologize for all of the story I've told you. I just wanted to see how many people in /a/ really would fall for such a sappy dilemma. Well, once again sorry and goodnight folks...

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:01:49 No.34695032 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34694998 }}

5/11

the day that /a/'s heart grew three sizes.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:01:49 No.34695036 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34694998 }}
We'll all forget tomorrow bro.


'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:02:49 No.34695041 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34695016 }}
Oh okay

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:02:49 No.34695055 Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34695110</small> <br>
Dsmmit, I'm going to be lurking /a/ looking for update threads on this for the next month...
...And probably never see one.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:02:49 No.34695061 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34695016 }}
NOTSAMEFAG

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:02:49 No.34695062 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34695016 }}
Disregard that I suck cocks.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:02:49 No.34695066 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34695016 }}
Well then....

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:02:49 No.34695067 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34695016 }}
I refuse to believe that you are the OP.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:02:49 No.34695069 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34695016 }}

someone do the samefag test to find out now.

'''Gitami '''Tue 11 May 2010 22:02:49 No.34695070 Report
{{Greentext|>>34694858 }}
Hot blood and guts.
Take her in, raise her to be the girl of your dream.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:03:49 No.34695076 Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34695124</small> <br>
{{Greentext|>>34695016 }}
Nice try, you are not OP


'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:03:49 No.34695091 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34695016 }}
what a shame.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:03:49 No.34695099 Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34695189</small> <br>
{{Greentext|>>34695016 }}

Just...way to obvious

if OP IS a troll, he's not a bad one, and as such, I'd say he wouldn't make an amateur mistake like that.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:03:49 No.34695110 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34695055 }}

;_;


'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:03:49 No.34695114 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34695016 }}
{{Greentext|>Implying that just because you speak decent English, we must automatically assume that you are the same anon. }}


'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:04:49 No.34695119 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34695016 }}


'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:04:49 No.34695124 Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34695173</small> <br>
{{Greentext|>>34695076 }}
but I am OP. I am the Beginning and the End.


'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:04:49 No.34695128 Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34695199</small> <br>
HOW'S THAT FOOTBALL TRAINING COMING ALONG?

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:04:49 No.34695141 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34695016 }}

superior troll would never admit the troll, thus, you are not op

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:04:49 No.34695147 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34695016 }}
different posting styles. for one, the OP writes like he talks. this is too er..typed to be OP

'''MaesHughes '''!!7WV6LErVm2B Tue 11 May 2010 22:05:49 No.34695155 Report
<small> Quoted By: >>34695217</small> <br>
Being a father is the most one of the most amazing things in this shit filled world. As your daughter she will make you feel the strongest emotions a human can feel. When she's happy your heart will flutter, and when she's sad you'll feel it ten times worse. You'll experience fear that would drive most men crazy when she's sick or out too late. when she graduates the pride you feel is unimaginable. and when you see her off at her wedding you will feel a all of those emotions at once. Be proud of your choice my brother.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:05:49 No.34695163 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34695016 }}
to be completely honest i felt like putting
{{Greentext|>inb4 someone trys to post as op }}
{{Greentext|after >>34694982
but I kinda look down on overuse of greentxt
my bad, but yea not op, thats painfully obvious


'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:05:49 No.34695168 Report<br>
OP here


'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:05:49 No.34695173 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34695124 }}
sure thing

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:05:49 No.34695189 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34695099 }}
agreed. if OP is a troll then 100/10.
I would be honored to have been trolled so enjoyably.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:06:49 No.34695199 Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34695244 >>34695265</small> <br>
{{Greentext|>>34695128 }}

If the story is confirmed true I will ship OP a pink football.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:06:49 No.34695214 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34695001 }}
I forgot about him.


'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:06:49 No.34695217 Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34695296</small> <br>
{{Greentext|>>34695155 }}
daughters exist to be raped by their fathers, nothing more

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:07:49 No.34695244 Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34695265</small> <br>
{{Greentext|>>34695199 }}

Heck I'll send him something as well if this is true

I feel like I helped somehow...it's fucking weird man I tell you

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:07:49 No.34695252 Report<br>
What is this football thing

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:08:49 No.34695265 Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34695352</small> <br>
{{Greentext|>>34695199 }}
{{Greentext|>>34695244 }}
{{Greentext|>implying OP, if not trolling would give out his info on /a/ }}

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:08:49 No.34695283 Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34695375</small> <br>
If this is true we wont be hearing anything from op for a few hours.


'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:08:49 No.34695296 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34695217 }}

Shut it. I only tolerated you for those few laughs with the twitter thing

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:10:49 No.34695339 Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34695438</small> <br>
final conclusion and general consensus:
/a/ now has a daughter....
almighty fuck I can only hope this goes good
and not in the loli kind of way....
in the we actualy help raise someone the way they were meant to be raised
with constant badgering and anonymous help from the internet....


'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:10:49 No.34695349 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34692404 }}
{{Greentext|>404 }}
loli not found

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:10:49 No.34695352 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34695265 }}

{{Greentext|>implying OP wouldn't want a shitload of free money from his bros on /a/ }}

{{Greentext|>implying he wouldn't have someone else intercept the mail for him to stop /b/tards like you from sending him AIDS. }}


'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:10:49 No.34695375 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34695283 }}
OP is too busy pissing himself.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:11:49 No.34695394 Report<br>
Not gonna lie feels good man.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:11:49 No.34695395 Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34695433 >>34695477 >>34695518 >>34695622</small> <br>
so why havent we opened a paypal account to send op and his/our new daughter to disneyland or another place like that?

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:12:49 No.34695432 Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34695462</small> <br>
OP, need some help? I'm sure many of us including me are willing to help you.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:12:49 No.34695433 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34695395 }}

FUND IT RIGHT NOW....

it will help her with dealing with the loss of her mother.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:12:49 No.34695436 Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34695454</small> <br>
So, we're like, collectively, her mother?

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:12:49 No.34695438 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34695339 }}
Reading this made me think of loli-chan and she would constantly post on /a/, being /a/'s daughters and we would chat and give her advice on things...

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:12:49 No.34695454 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34695436 }}
CAN WE BE THE MOTHER OP?

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:13:49 No.34695460 Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34695503 >>34695531 >>34695559</small> <br>
Plot twist: the OP gets into a car accident on his way to go pick the girl up.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:13:49 No.34695462 Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34695512</small> <br>
{{Greentext|>>34695432 }}

Bro 2 standing by to assist in this adventure.


'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:13:49 No.34695477 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34695395 }}

Best suggestion in this thread


'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:14:49 No.34695503 Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34695572</small> <br>
{{Greentext|>>34695460 }}

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:14:49 No.34695512 Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34695566</small> <br>
{{Greentext|>>34695462 }}
red bro,standing by

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:14:49 No.34695518 Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34695561 >>34695594</small> <br>
{{Greentext|>>34695395 }}
The kid just lost her mother and you want to send them to Disneyland...?


'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:14:49 No.34695531 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34695460 }}

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU!

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!


'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:15:49 No.34695555 Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34695573 >>34695611 >>34695617 >>34695734 >>34695880</small> <br>
Why is /a/ so easily trolled? I don't get it.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:15:49 No.34695559 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34695460 }}
The world isn't as cruel as Clannad.
That little girl is not Tomoya. ;_;

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:15:49 No.34695561 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34695518 }}

Not immediately dumbass.... but sometime later to help her build good and positive memories with OP.


'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:15:49 No.34695566 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34695512 }}

Yellow bro on the ready

man, I'm such a bro


'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:16:49 No.34695572 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34695503 }}

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:16:49 No.34695573 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34695555 }}
entertainment is entertainment

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:16:49 No.34695594 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34695518 }}
{{Greentext|>Green bro checking in. }}


'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:16:49 No.34695608 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>Isn't this problem so easy that you could answer right away? Isn't this a question that should cause you to waver less than whether to put butter or jam on your morning toast?!! }}


'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:16:49 No.34695611 Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34695638 >>34695660 >>34695662 >>34695676 >>34695677 >>34695691 >>34695728 >>34695734</small> <br>
{{Greentext|>>34695555 }}

{{Greentext|>5555 }}

Nice qaudruples man, but check out my doubles.


'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:16:49 No.34695617 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34695555 }}

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:17:49 No.34695622 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34695395 }}

Because we don't even know if this is an epic troll or not.


'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:17:49 No.34695638 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34695611 }}

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:17:49 No.34695660 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34695611 }}
lets not turn this into one of those threads.


'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:18:49 No.34695662 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34695611 }}
{{Greentext|>11 }}

WHAT HAVE YOU STARTED

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:18:49 No.34695676 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34695611 }}
haha

'''MaesHughes '''!!7WV6LErVm2B Tue 11 May 2010 22:18:49 No.34695677 Report
<small> Quoted By: >>34695699 >>34695734</small> <br>
{{Greentext|>>34695611 }}
this needs to stop before we ruin this any more than i already have

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:18:49 No.34695691 Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34695738</small> <br>
{{Greentext|>>34695611 }}
Nice not spelling quadruples right brah, however nice doubles. Now check out my triples.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:18:49 No.34695699 Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34695724 >>34695730 >>34695731 >>34695734 >>34695750 >>34695786 >>34695893</small> <br>
{{Greentext|>>34695677 }}
nice doubles but check out my doubles


'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:19:49 No.34695724 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34695699 }}
okay man, this needs to stop


'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:19:49 No.34695728 Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34695783 >>34695839 >>34695847</small> <br>
{{Greentext|>>34695611 }}
wow fuck, i bet youre pretty proud of yourself.
btw darkness bro standing by
and yes i believe that /a/ is now lolichans mother
if this is all real, were all about to go for a wild fucking ride

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:19:49 No.34695730 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34695699 }}
Yameru!

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:19:49 No.34695731 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34695699 }}

And with that, /thread

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:19:49 No.34695734 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34695699 }}
{{Greentext|>>34695677 }}
{{Greentext|>>34695611 }}
{{Greentext|>>34695555 }}
this needs to stop

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:19:49 No.34695738 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34695691 }}
This thread would be finished if you actually got them.


'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:20:49 No.34695750 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34695699 }}
Excellent doubles there, but now witness my doubles.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:20:49 No.34695783 Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34695916</small> <br>
{{Greentext|>>34695728 }}
So we're naming her loli-chan?

How moe~

'''MaesHughes '''!!7WV6LErVm2B Tue 11 May 2010 22:21:49 No.34695786 Report
{{Greentext|>>34695699 }}
oh come on!


'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:21:49 No.34695807 Report<br>


'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:21:49 No.34695808 Report<br>
My aunt died in a car accident and she has a 12 yo daughter and now social services called me and asked me if i want to adopt her /a/. OH DESIRE!

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:21:49 No.34695814 Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34695854 >>34695860</small> <br>
OP won't have a thread to return to if you guys don't stop fagging this shit up.


'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:22:49 No.34695831 Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34695868</small> <br>
In the end the epic troll post descended in to "check out my doubles bro" and was 404'd


'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:22:49 No.34695839 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34695728 }}
True feels good man.


'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:22:49 No.34695847 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34695728 }}

We aren't the mother, but the crazy uncles that live far away and send crazy gifts for the birthday

Oh and also the guys that beat anybody that dares hurt her.

Seriously though, we are the Isaac and Miria to her Czeslaw


'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:23:49 No.34695854 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34695814 }}
{{Greentext|>He still believes in this farce. }}
However, these doubles may cheer you up.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:23:49 No.34695860 Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34696024</small> <br>
{{Greentext|>>34695814 }}
don't think this thread is going to last much longer anyway

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:23:49 No.34695865 Report<br>
OK seriously no more doubles. We should help out OP provided he proves to us he isn't trolling.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:23:49 No.34695868 Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34695912 >>34695928 >>34696024</small> <br>
{{Greentext|>>34695831 }}
if this 404's before being archived...

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:23:49 No.34695876 Report<br>
bump

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:23:49 No.34695880 Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34695953</small> <br>
{{Greentext|>>34695555 }}
hey, if this is a troll, it's the best troll I've seen in a fucking long time, so I'm glad to take part whether or not it's real.
things this is a hell of a lot better than:
{{Greentext|> peterhausen >> red > blue > green > yellow > purple
{{Greentext|> KUBO KUBO KUBO KUBO }}
{{Greentext|> k-on is moeshit vs. fun things are fun/haters gonna hate }}
{{Greentext|> post your top 10 animu }}
{{Greentext|> recommendations? looking for something like boku no pico }}


'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:23:49 No.34695893 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34695699 }}

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:24:49 No.34695912 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34695868 }}
{{Greentext|>implying the mods would archive a troll post. }}

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:24:49 No.34695916 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34695783 }}
No, the name Loli-chan is already taken.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:24:49 No.34695928 Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34695973</small> <br>
{{Greentext|>>34695868 }}

Already archived

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:25:49 No.34695940 Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34696019 >>34696069</small> <br>
{{Greentext|>>34694698 }}
{{Greentext|> peterhausen >> red > blue > green > yellow > purple
OH NO YOU DIDN'T

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:25:49 No.34695953 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34695880 }}
Except, you know.

THIS IS FUCKING /a/ NOT /adv/

And all that.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:26:49 No.34695973 Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34696025</small> <br>
{{Greentext|>>34695928 }}
Not approved yet bro.


'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:27:49 No.34696019 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34695940 }}

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:27:49 No.34696024 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34695860 }}
{{Greentext|>>34695868 }}
http://img683.imageshack.us/img683/743/aanimehelvetica20100511.png
here is a cap from awhile back that was bigger than max resolution. (pixels, it was <3mb as a jpg) too lazy to crop.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:27:49 No.34696025 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34695973 }}
there's always easymodo


'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:27:49 No.34696046 Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34696134 >>34696148</small> <br>
no seriously, i think were a better fit for loli-chans guardian's advice giver/consultant
i wanna help out so much with this
i dont know why, i dont feel compelled in any way to turn this into a sexual exploit of any sort, oddly enough. but goddamn I WANT TO BELIEVE
dibs on sending her a pokemon game...
'''iTentacle''' !!ByrIVTaAwMC Tue 11 May 2010 22:28:49 No.34696069 Report
{{Greentext|>>34695940 }}
Hey, you know it's true. Color Wars threads are a daily occurrence.


'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:28:49 No.34696081 Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34696140 >>34696146 >>34696171 >>34696188 >>34696256</small> <br>
Hey /a/, /v/ here. You guys are pathetic for not seeing through this troll's manipulation of your emotions. Extremely pathetic. That is all.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:29:49 No.34696134 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34696046 }}

You send her Heartgold or so help me god

I'll send her a full Sailor Moon series...somehow, someway.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:29:49 No.34696140 Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34696202</small> <br>
{{Greentext|>>34696081 }}

Hey /v/, here's /a/, WE WANT TO BELIEVE.
now please leave us alone.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:29:49 No.34696146 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34696081 }}
I blame the summerfags.


'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:29:49 No.34696148 Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34696163 >>34696243 >>34696414</small> <br>
{{Greentext|>>34696046 }}
STOP CALLING HER LOLI-CHAN

<-- THERE IS ONLY ONE LOLI-CHAN AND IT'S PIC RELATED NOT OP'S LITTLE SLUT

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:30:49 No.34696163 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34696148 }}
/r/ loli-chan dump.


'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:30:49 No.34696167 Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34696195</small> <br>


'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:30:49 No.34696171 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34696081 }}

Well I...I just want to believe, is that so wrong!!!

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:31:49 No.34696188 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34696081 }}
hey /v/

you listen to gay 80s pop while riding unicorns on rainbows, so shut up


'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:31:49 No.34696195 Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34696237</small> <br>
{{Greentext|>>34696167 }}

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:31:49 No.34696202 Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34696265 >>34696291 >>34696372</small> <br>
{{Greentext|>>34696140 }}
THATS FUCKING IT YOU GUYS
REAL OR NOT
/a/ NOW HAS A DAUGHTER NAMED LOLI-CHAN
SHES 12, HER PARENTS ARE DEAAAAAAD
AND WERE HERE TO HELP HER
i wonder if she prefers dresses or pants.
not thinking in a pedo way
but more or less what to send her for the holidays


'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:32:49 No.34696237 Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34696266</small> <br>
{{Greentext|>>34696195 }}

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:32:49 No.34696243 Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34696270 >>34696340</small> <br>
{{Greentext|>>34696148 }}
...thats more tomboyish than loli there guy.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:32:49 No.34696256 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34696081 }}

This is /a/, we like having out emotions manipulated.


'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:33:49 No.34696265 Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34696327 >>34696414</small> <br>
{{Greentext|>>34696202 }}
HER NAME IS NOT LOLI-CHAN


'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:33:49 No.34696266 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34696237 }}


'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:33:49 No.34696270 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34696243 }}
Newfag spotted.


'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:33:49 No.34696291 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34696202 }}

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:34:49 No.34696327 Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34696469</small> <br>
{{Greentext|>>34696265 }}
who the fuck named this tomboy loli-chan?
was it stevie wonder?


'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:34:49 No.34696340 Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34696414 >>34696509</small> <br>
{{Greentext|>>34696243 }}
IT'S NOT A DESCRIPTION YOU FUCKING FAGGOT IT'S HER NAME


'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:35:49 No.34696372 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34696202 }}

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:35:49 No.34696374 Report<br>
Make her dress like Kobato. Build for a better future. You have the power OP.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:35:49 No.34696382 Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34696422</small> <br>
400 post yet?


'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:36:49 No.34696409 Report<br>

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:36:49 No.34696413 Report<br>
Okay, there was Nurse-kun, Blindmuteloli, Oral Hygiene, and now this?

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:36:49 No.34696414 Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34696450</small> <br>
{{Greentext|>>34696148 }}
{{Greentext|>>34696265 }}
{{Greentext|>>34696340 }}
i confused.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:36:49 No.34696422 Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34696482</small> <br>
{{Greentext|>>34696382 }}
{{Greentext|>138 images 481 posts }}

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:37:49 No.34696450 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34696414 }}
Her names loli-chan. She had her own *chan or board back in the day.


'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:38:49 No.34696469 Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34696535</small> <br>
{{Greentext|>>34696327 }}
4chan named her that, bro

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:38:49 No.34696482 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34696422 }}
about to be on page 14 ;_;

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:39:49 No.34696509 Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34696602</small> <br>
{{Greentext|>>34696340 }}
well
were taking the name...
deal with it...


'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:39:49 No.34696526 Report<br>

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:39:49 No.34696527 Report<br>
oh well... last toast in epic bread

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:39:49 No.34696535 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34696469 }}
looks like longhaired justin beiber

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:40:49 No.34696550 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>491 posts }}

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:40:49 No.34696554 Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34696582</small> <br>
This thread is glorious.Disregard those trolls.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:41:49 No.34696582 Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34696607</small> <br>
{{Greentext|>>34696554 }}
Troll or not, this is the best thread I've seen on /a/ in quite a while.


'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:41:49 No.34696601 Report<br>

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:41:49 No.34696602 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34696509 }}
Very smart for someone who may not ever show up, let alone exist.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:41:49 No.34696607 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34696582 }}
Meh, I came into it late and so tl;dr

I think the FUNI/BBT troll was better.


'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:42:49 No.34696611 Report<br>
Maybe it's true and OP will deliver us a replacement for Loli-chan... ;_;

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:42:49 No.34696627 Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34696669 >>34696685 >>34696713</small> <br>
Ok guys im counting on you
Im probably going to make a thread regarding this tomm... or the day after that... im not sure but we p/a/rents need to keep in touch so we know whats up with lolichan. regardless if she is real or not.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:42:49 No.34696640 Report<br>
post #500~


'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:43:49 No.34696650 Report<br>

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:43:49 No.34696652 Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34696735 >>34696745</small> <br>
Well, since we're going out in a blaze of glory, I will say that... I love you guys.
;_;

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:43:49 No.34696669 Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34696712</small> <br>
{{Greentext|>>34696627 }}
...Dude.

I know it sucks being alone with only your /a/non bros to talk to but come on.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:44:49 No.34696685 Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34696713</small> <br>
{{Greentext|>>34696627 }}
i expect to see something related to this tomorrow, in the same hour, same minute from this post


'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:44:49 No.34696692 Report<br>

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:45:49 No.34696712 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34696669 }}
Hey man, just because my life sucks doesnt mean a little girls has to as well...

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:45:49 No.34696713 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34696685 }}
{{Greentext|>>34696627 }}
How about no, let it die

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:45:49 No.34696717 Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34696774</small> <br>
Good luck OP. /a/non you have suprised me today.

mabye there's hope for us.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:45:49 No.34696735 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34696652 }}
{{Greentext|>I love you guys. }}
Stuff like this makes me feel the same way.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:45:49 No.34696740 Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34696804 >>34696839</small> <br>
Let's end this thread with some education for newfags!

http://encyclopedia dramatica.com/Loli-chan


'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:46:49 No.34696745 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34696652 }}

Same here bro

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:46:49 No.34696750 Report<br>
interesting thread.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:46:49 No.34696772 Report<br>
take the kid and train him or her in the ways of the internet

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:46:49 No.34696774 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34696717 }}
Nah, there's no hope.

In a society with only bros maybe but not in this world.


'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:47:49 No.34696785 Report<br>
i will cut the lines of this thread!


'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:47:49 No.34696804 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34696740 }}

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:47:49 No.34696806 Report<br>
<small> Quoted By: >>34696854</small> <br>
I like how you guys just decided that you were going to help parent OP's child, without any input from him. Seriously, I would probably stop visiting /a/ if I were in a similar situation and you guys acted this creepily, or at least never post anything about it again.

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:47:49 No.34696824 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34696794 }}
Good night Anonymous~


'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:48:49 No.34696833 Report<br>
And on that bombshell, it's time to close the thread!


'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:48:49 No.34696837 Report<br>

'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:48:49 No.34696839 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34696740 }}
dude, we ALL know about lolichan
weve taken the name
its our d/a/ughters now
deal with it


'''Anonymous''' Tue 11 May 2010 22:48:49 No.34696854 Report<br>
{{Greentext|>>34696806 }}

We just want to help


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