The infamous umbrella

>be me >be 14 >recently started highschool >make enemies as easily as I make friends >some midget child takes a particular disliking to me >turns out he's a Jew >muh germanic heritage >anyways.txt >never owned an umbrella before >have always used father's or brother's >rains torrentially after school, drenching me >take personal offence to this and proceed to find the cheapest umbrella out there >still own the umbrella to this day >half a dollar and isn't too shabby >has some fake wood handle which looks nice despite its fakeness and it's very compact - one of those flimsy retractable ones >it deploys by powerful internal spring operation >sidetracked_again.autism >buy it >turn up to school next day >short Juden is acting like he owns the place >I happen to be within range >pulls out his slingshot and by chance hits me in the head with a small steel bb >he is amused >be not amused >later that day in gym class or whatever you want to call it > > > > > > > > > > > > >