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At one time, 4chan's /a/ board developed a trend of threads challenging users to do cute things with their sisters and post reports.
At one time, 4chan's /a/ board developed a trend of threads challenging users to do cute things with their sisters and post reports.  


While hugging was the most common, there were also "tooth-brushing" threads, where the idea was for an /a/non to offer to ''brush their younger sister's teeth.''
While hugging was the most common, there were also "tooth-brushing" threads, where the idea was for an /a/non to offer to *brush their younger sister's teeth.*


So one day, an /a/non decided to try it out for himself. And soon, he became dubbed '''The Oral Hygiene Bro''': ''He who brushes his imouto's teeth''.
So one day, an /a/non decided to try it out for himself. And soon, he became dubbed **The Oral Hygiene Bro**: *He who brushes his imouto's teeth*.  


The anon's tripcode was [http://desuarchive.org/a/search/tripcode/%21%215jOMMVk3LQU/ OHB !!5jOMMVk3LQU], and later, [https://desuarchive.org/a/search/tripcode/!!dQ%2BKUKcTx4n/ OHB !!dQ+KUKcTx4n.]
The anon's tripcode was [http://archive.moe/a/search/tripcode/%21%215jOMMVk3LQU/ OHB !!5jOMMVk3LQU], and later, [https://archive.moe/a/search/tripcode/!!dQ%2BKUKcTx4n/ OHB !!dQ+KUKcTx4n.]
 
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<blockquote>'''Note:''' The tripcodes above linked to Desuarchive contain additional Q&amp;A discussions, which are now included below. We are including the original archived threads for context.
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'''Note:''' It is a BASC tradition to archive the comments and Q&A discussions of a story, so try and grab those from the tripcodes above.
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== Background ==


'''[http://hestia.dance PSA: Maintain good Oral Hygiene. Brush your teeth for at least two minutes each day. Don't forget to floss.]'''
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One of the most infamous and scandalous moments in SHAFT's Nisemonogatari series is the [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlBvZ-GJqjc &quot;toothbrush scene&quot;.] It really proves the adage that ''&quot;metaphors can be dirtier than 'the act' itself.&quot;''
One of the most infamous and scandalous moments in SHAFT's Nisemonogatari series is the [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlBvZ-GJqjc "toothbrush scene"]. It really proves the adage that "''metaphors can be dirtier than 'the act' itself.''"


<blockquote>Araragi, in a last ditch attempt to dissuade his little sister Karen from visiting his friend (the deviant Kanbaru); challenges her to ''survive 15 minutes while he brushes her teeth.''<br />
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Karen agrees to brave the seemingly easy challenge. But it only takes a few seconds for her to realize:<br />
Araragi, in a last ditch attempt to dissuade his little sister Karen from visiting his friend (the deviant Kanbaru); challenges her to ''survive 15 minutes while he brushes her teeth''.
That getting your chompers cleaned at the hands of another can be ''an unbearably sensual experience.''
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Karen agrees to brave the seemingly easy challenge. But it only takes a few seconds for her to realize:
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That getting your chompers cleaned at the hands of another can be ''an unbearably sensual experience''.
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Unsurprisingly, this outlandish theory enticed /a/nons to [https://commandoanime.wordpress.com/2012/05/14/my-high-school-psychology-teacher-on-nisemonogataris-toothbrush-scene/ peer review it's credibility.]
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== October 3, 2010 ==
Unsurprisingly, this outlandish theory enticed /a/nons to [https://commandoanime.wordpress.com/2012/05/14/my-high-school-psychology-teacher-on-nisemonogataris-toothbrush-scene/ peer review its credibility.]
 
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==October 3==


I have a tale for you, /a/.
I have a tale for you, /a/.
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A few days ago, a thread was posted suggesting /a/ brush his sister's teeth. After some consideration, I offered and eventually did brush my younger sister's teeth for her. I thought it was fun, and she didn't seem to dislike it - though she also didn't think much of my technique. That's the backstory; here's the main event.
A few days ago, a thread was posted suggesting /a/ brush his sister's teeth. After some consideration, I offered and eventually did brush my younger sister's teeth for her. I thought it was fun, and she didn't seem to dislike it - though she also didn't think much of my technique. That's the backstory; here's the main event.


Tonight my sister interrupted my browsing 4chan to ask about my day. Very thoughtful on her part, but not unusual. As we talked, she mentioned that she was going to get ready for bed soon. I thought nothing of it. It wasn't until she repeated that she was &quot;going to go brush her teeth&quot; and started slowly slinking out of the room that I picked up on what she wanted. At that point, I asked if she wanted a hand with that - and she quickly accepted. I went with her to brush her teeth again.
Tonight my sister interrupted my browsing 4chan to ask about my day. Very thoughtful on her part, but not unusual. As we talked, she mentioned that she was going to get ready for bed soon. I thought nothing of it. It wasn't until she repeated that she was "going to go brush her teeth" and started slowly slinking out of the room that I picked up on what she wanted. At that point, I asked if she wanted a hand with that - and she quickly accepted. I went with her to brush her teeth again.


Tonight's session was less messy than the previous attempt since we both knew what we were doing; as before, I stood behind her and brushed from the view in the mirror. I found navigating her mouth with the brush significantly less difficult this time. While brushing, I noticed that she seemed unsure of what to do with her hands tonight. She moved them from the sink to almost touching my hands to her hips on more than one occasion.
Tonight's session was less messy than the previous attempt since we both knew what we were doing; as before, I stood behind her and brushed from the view in the mirror. I found navigating her mouth with the brush significantly less difficult this time. While brushing, I noticed that she seemed unsure of what to do with her hands tonight. She moved them from the sink to almost touching my hands to her hips on more than one occasion.
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Since this chain of events was initated here, I thought I might post this in hopes that the OP of that thread see that his request did not fall on deaf ears.
Since this chain of events was initated here, I thought I might post this in hopes that the OP of that thread see that his request did not fall on deaf ears.


== October 5, 2010 ==
==October 5==


I have a new story for you, /a/.
I have a new story for you, /a/.
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Thank you, /a/. This was a most worthwhile endeavour you recommended.
Thank you, /a/. This was a most worthwhile endeavour you recommended.


== October 9, 2010 ==
==October 9==


I have posted in the past on this topic. My sister and I have developed an occasionally problematic and somewhat needy nightly ritual because of these threads. After brushing her teeth at the behest of /a/, she decided that in addition to my brushing her teeth, she should brush mine. As of this week, we're brushing our own teeth only once a day; the nightly brushing is done by the other. The odd thing about this, though, is that I don't really want to stop it. It's both endearing and affirming that my sister and I are close - something of which I am most glad.
I have posted in the past on this topic. My sister and I have developed an occasionally problematic and somewhat needy nightly ritual because of these threads. After brushing her teeth at the behest of /a/, she decided that in addition to my brushing her teeth, she should brush mine. As of this week, we're brushing our own teeth only once a day; the nightly brushing is done by the other. The odd thing about this, though, is that I don't really want to stop it. It's both endearing and affirming that my sister and I are close - something of which I am most glad.
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I'm in graduate school. She's in high school. I approached the subject with curiousity and interest - offering to brush her teeth only as a passing fancy - and while she initially declined the offer, after we talked about other subjects for a while she decided she did, in fact, want to give it a try. This has been... hmm, three weeks ago? It was only awkward after the second brushing. Before that was fun, and everything afterwards has been great. It was the second time that really made me think we wouldn't be doing it again.
I'm in graduate school. She's in high school. I approached the subject with curiousity and interest - offering to brush her teeth only as a passing fancy - and while she initially declined the offer, after we talked about other subjects for a while she decided she did, in fact, want to give it a try. This has been... hmm, three weeks ago? It was only awkward after the second brushing. Before that was fun, and everything afterwards has been great. It was the second time that really made me think we wouldn't be doing it again.


== October 22, 2010 ==
==October 22==


Hello again, /a/, from he who brushes his sister's teeth. I have an update to my curious tale for you.
Hello again, /a/, from he who brushes his sister's teeth. I have an update to my curious tale for you.
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I find myself hoping she does.
I find myself hoping she does.


== October 26, 2010 ==
==October 26==


Oral Hygiene Brother here, with an update.
Oral Hygiene Brother here, with an update.
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Ah, yes. In short, after I had brushed her teeth, she demanded to brush mine. She spent a great deal of time on that. Afterward, she wanted to look at my teeth, and eventually put a finger in my mouth - on which I gently sucked, causing her some degree of consternation. After that, she leaned in close, and I suspected what she wanted to do. I closed my eyes and waited for soft lips to brush over my upper lip only. She must have significantly embarrassed herself, though, because she stopped. I hugged and thanked her and I wasn't sure what to make of that at the time.
Ah, yes. In short, after I had brushed her teeth, she demanded to brush mine. She spent a great deal of time on that. Afterward, she wanted to look at my teeth, and eventually put a finger in my mouth - on which I gently sucked, causing her some degree of consternation. After that, she leaned in close, and I suspected what she wanted to do. I closed my eyes and waited for soft lips to brush over my upper lip only. She must have significantly embarrassed herself, though, because she stopped. I hugged and thanked her and I wasn't sure what to make of that at the time.


== October 30, 2010 ==
==October 30==


I didn't brush my sister's teeth tonight. She is feeling ill.
I didn't brush my sister's teeth tonight. She is feeling ill.
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Despite the possibility that she has the dreaded swine flu, I have been taking care of her. If I get sick as well, then so be it; it will have been for a good cause. For most of the day I have sat with her and kept her hydrated; I also served as a nurse for any requests she might have had. She has taken medicine for her fever, and I have been monitoring her health: Tiredness, chills, fever, dizziness, and cough. For my part, I find myself distracted by her pain; at the risk of sounding cliche, I would take it upon myself if I could. I don't tell her that, of course. She has enough to cope with as it stands.
Despite the possibility that she has the dreaded swine flu, I have been taking care of her. If I get sick as well, then so be it; it will have been for a good cause. For most of the day I have sat with her and kept her hydrated; I also served as a nurse for any requests she might have had. She has taken medicine for her fever, and I have been monitoring her health: Tiredness, chills, fever, dizziness, and cough. For my part, I find myself distracted by her pain; at the risk of sounding cliche, I would take it upon myself if I could. I don't tell her that, of course. She has enough to cope with as it stands.


In lieu of describing a nightly brushing, I'll instead mention that serving as a nurse for my sister was not at all distasteful. Chauvinistic or not, seeing her in a weakened state reminded me how adorably cute my sister is. Of course, helping her to relax and recover was always paramount in my mind. When she felt cold, I brought her additional blankets and sat with her while she sipped hot tea. We talked of idle things when she had the strength to do so, and I let her rest when she felt tired. She expressed to me how calm she felt when I sat with her, and thanked me for &quot;wasting&quot; time taking care of her. Running my hand along her shoulder and arm as she lay on her side, I confided that I never considered time spent with her a waste.
In lieu of describing a nightly brushing, I'll instead mention that serving as a nurse for my sister was not at all distasteful. Chauvinistic or not, seeing her in a weakened state reminded me how adorably cute my sister is. Of course, helping her to relax and recover was always paramount in my mind. When she felt cold, I brought her additional blankets and sat with her while she sipped hot tea. We talked of idle things when she had the strength to do so, and I let her rest when she felt tired. She expressed to me how calm she felt when I sat with her, and thanked me for "wasting" time taking care of her. Running my hand along her shoulder and arm as she lay on her side, I confided that I never considered time spent with her a waste.


She's resting now; I would not be on /a/ were it otherwise. I write these updates for /a/ because you inspired me to become closer with my sister; times such as these remind me that we were always close, however.
She's resting now; I would not be on /a/ were it otherwise. I write these updates for /a/ because you inspired me to become closer with my sister; times such as these remind me that we were always close, however.


== November 2, 2010 ==
==November 2==


I have an update for you, /a/.
I have an update for you, /a/.
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It seems I was taken off-guard, tonight.
It seems I was taken off-guard, tonight.


== November 7, 2010 ==
==November 7==
 
While I am my sister's oral hygienist, my story won't focus on that topic tonight.


We continue brushing the other's teeth, though our grooming habits have spilled over into other areas as well; these days I brush her hair as well as her teeth, for example. That said, I thought I'd provide an update which is not restricted to the bathroom, so to speak.
We continue brushing the other's teeth, though our grooming habits have spilled over into other areas as well; these days I brush her hair as well as her teeth, for example. That said, I thought I'd provide an update which is not restricted to the bathroom, so to speak.
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We spent most of today together, and we spent the evening in proximity to each other. I am quite happy with this arrangement, /a/, and I suspect my sister feels the same.
We spent most of today together, and we spent the evening in proximity to each other. I am quite happy with this arrangement, /a/, and I suspect my sister feels the same.


== November 28, 2010 ==
==November 28==


My sister and I traveled to our parent's house for Thanksgiving. We see them frequently, so this wasn't a momentous homecoming occasion. However, this holiday proved rather telling about where my relationship with my sister is heading.
My sister and I traveled to our parent's house for Thanksgiving. We see them frequently, so this wasn't a momentous homecoming occasion. However, this holiday proved rather telling about where my relationship with my sister is heading.
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I'll be taking a short break before writing the following day's segment; I prefer to write more concisely than this, and I do have someone who occasionally interrupts me...
I'll be taking a short break before writing the following day's segment; I prefer to write more concisely than this, and I do have someone who occasionally interrupts me...


== November 29, 2010 ==
==November 29==


Hello again, /a/. Here is the continuation that I had hoped to give you yesterday.
Hello again, /a/. Here is the continuation that I had hoped to give you yesterday.
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I awoke to my sister squirming beside me. She apologized for waking me up, but her smile shined as she told me that was the best nap she'd had in ages. She then headed off to the bathroom. We spent the rest of the day oblivious to the passing of time: we watched some Bakemonogatari, we played on the Wii, and we prepared dinner as chef and sous-chef. I half expected - or perhaps hoped - after brushing her teeth again that night, that she would ask for us to sleep together on the sofa. She did not, however. For my part, I am unsure of how far our relationship can safely progress; I am unwilling - or unable - to draw any sort of line.
I awoke to my sister squirming beside me. She apologized for waking me up, but her smile shined as she told me that was the best nap she'd had in ages. She then headed off to the bathroom. We spent the rest of the day oblivious to the passing of time: we watched some Bakemonogatari, we played on the Wii, and we prepared dinner as chef and sous-chef. I half expected - or perhaps hoped - after brushing her teeth again that night, that she would ask for us to sleep together on the sofa. She did not, however. For my part, I am unsure of how far our relationship can safely progress; I am unwilling - or unable - to draw any sort of line.


== November 30, 2010 ==
==November 30==


Thank you for your suggestions. Well, on with the update, then, as apparently unsolicited as it may be.
Thank you for your suggestions. Well, on with the update, then, as apparently unsolicited as it may be.


Some of my classmates invited me out for drinks on Saturday. When my sister asked where I was going, I told her that I had a hot date. I hadn't expected the rush of emotions that her face showed; she seemed quite shocked, and upset as well, though her only response was, &quot;oh.&quot; I quickly revealed that it wasn't really a date and it was just drinks with friends, but she didn't seem to think my joke was particularly amusing. She wasn't sure she believed me, either, so my advice to her was that since this event wasn't a date, she should come along and make it one. She accepted.
Some of my classmates invited me out for drinks on Saturday. When my sister asked where I was going, I told her that I had a hot date. I hadn't expected the rush of emotions that her face showed; she seemed quite shocked, and upset as well, though her only response was, "oh." I quickly revealed that it wasn't really a date and it was just drinks with friends, but she didn't seem to think my joke was particularly amusing. She wasn't sure she believed me, either, so my advice to her was that since this event wasn't a date, she should come along and make it one. She accepted.


We arrived at the Mexican cantina, and my classmates were quick to inquire about my little lady. Most of them were greatly amused that I would bring my sister drinking with me, especially when she's not of age. I suggested she was present to soak up the culture of academia from us graduate students. A few of my classmates proceeded to quiz my sister on her grade level, her college aspirations, and her future career choices while the rest of us ordered drinks and appetizers. When the drinks came, I offered my sister a taste of the Mojito I had ordered, which she enjoyed. The rest of the evening was spent discussing work-related minutiae, hearing tales of Thanksgiving adventures, and politely discouraging one of my classmates whom I don't care for from continuing his flirtatious behavior toward, and general oogling of, my sister.
We arrived at the Mexican cantina, and my classmates were quick to inquire about my little lady. Most of them were greatly amused that I would bring my sister drinking with me, especially when she's not of age. I suggested she was present to soak up the culture of academia from us graduate students. A few of my classmates proceeded to quiz my sister on her grade level, her college aspirations, and her future career choices while the rest of us ordered drinks and appetizers. When the drinks came, I offered my sister a taste of the Mojito I had ordered, which she enjoyed. The rest of the evening was spent discussing work-related minutiae, hearing tales of Thanksgiving adventures, and politely discouraging one of my classmates whom I don't care for from continuing his flirtatious behavior toward, and general oogling of, my sister.
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How am I to know if she's a virgin? I don't recall her having any boyfriends, but her life is her own. I spent several years during my undergraduate studies separated from her. Only recently - in the last year - have we been living together again.
How am I to know if she's a virgin? I don't recall her having any boyfriends, but her life is her own. I spent several years during my undergraduate studies separated from her. Only recently - in the last year - have we been living together again.


== December 4, 2010 ==
==December 4==


My apologies, I'm having some formatting issues. This is a rather long post.
My apologies, I'm having some formatting issues. This is a rather long post.
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After dinner this evening we watched more episodes of Chobits together. She's enjoying that series much more than Bakemonogatari; she says all the characters are adorable. At the risk of sounding banal, I find the series has a whole new life when you watch it with someone you love.
After dinner this evening we watched more episodes of Chobits together. She's enjoying that series much more than Bakemonogatari; she says all the characters are adorable. At the risk of sounding banal, I find the series has a whole new life when you watch it with someone you love.


== December 9, 2010 ==
==December 9==


On with the update, then.
On with the update, then.
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We continue to watch anime together, of course. We recently finished the episode of Chobits where Chii cooked a meal and wore only an apron for Hideki; while I know this is a common theme, it was the first time my sister had seen the apron-only motif. After the episode, I asked why she didn't wear an apron like that when we prepared a meal. She jokingly said she would, but it was a shame we didn't own any long aprons. I informed her that I now knew what she was getting for Christmas.
We continue to watch anime together, of course. We recently finished the episode of Chobits where Chii cooked a meal and wore only an apron for Hideki; while I know this is a common theme, it was the first time my sister had seen the apron-only motif. After the episode, I asked why she didn't wear an apron like that when we prepared a meal. She jokingly said she would, but it was a shame we didn't own any long aprons. I informed her that I now knew what she was getting for Christmas.


<blockquote>How we came to sleep in the same bed
>How we came to sleep in the same bed
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We had just finished an episode of anime, and she declared that it was now bedtime (we had both already showered and brushed each others teeth by this point.) She was having trouble leaving the couch, though, since my arms loitered around her waist. Giving her a gentle squeeze, I explained that I didn't want to give up my nice, cozy handwarmer yet. She reminded me that she had class in the morning. What followed was several minutes of two-way teasing, mostly regarding how I didn't have class now but she did, and how she needed to practice driving so her current chauffeur can sleep in on days like tomorrow. Eventually I relented, and wistfully helped her up.
We had just finished an episode of anime, and she declared that it was now bedtime (we had both already showered and brushed each others teeth by this point.) She was having trouble leaving the couch, though, since my arms loitered around her waist. Giving her a gentle squeeze, I explained that I didn't want to give up my nice, cozy handwarmer yet. She reminded me that she had class in the morning. What followed was several minutes of two-way teasing, mostly regarding how I didn't have class now but she did, and how she needed to practice driving so her current chauffeur can sleep in on days like tomorrow. Eventually I relented, and wistfully helped her up.


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It also is worth mentioning that tonight is the first night that we haven't got to bed together since then. My sister was a little disappointed when I said I wanted to stay up and take care of a few things on the internet. She said that was okay, but that I should hurry up and come keep her warm.
It also is worth mentioning that tonight is the first night that we haven't got to bed together since then. My sister was a little disappointed when I said I wanted to stay up and take care of a few things on the internet. She said that was okay, but that I should hurry up and come keep her warm.


== December 14, 2010 ==
==December 14==


Oral Hygiene Brother here.
Oral Hygiene Brother here.


I have another update. Before that, however, I should mention that my sister and I have finished Chobits. She told me that she liked Chii and Sumomo, enjoyed watching Hideki and Chii fall in love, and thought the end was really sweet. She also said she wants Sumomo for a cellphone. When I asked if she wanted to watch another anime, she responded that she did. I asked her what kind of show she wanted to see next, and after offering her a few genre and style options, she settled on an &quot;adventure&quot; featuring a &quot;love story&quot;, and plot advancement may involve &quot;a little violence, but not too much&quot; and, if possible, &quot;no big robots.&quot; I told her I'd try to find something she'd like.
I have another update. Before that, however, I should mention that my sister and I have finished Chobits. She told me that she liked Chii and Sumomo, enjoyed watching Hideki and Chii fall in love, and thought the end was really sweet. She also said she wants Sumomo for a cellphone. When I asked if she wanted to watch another anime, she responded that she did. I asked her what kind of show she wanted to see next, and after offering her a few genre and style options, she settled on an "adventure" featuring a "love story", and plot advancement may involve "a little violence, but not too much" and, if possible, "no big robots." I told her I'd try to find something she'd like.


Now, since I am a denizen of /a/, I have an idea of a series that more-or-less fits these criteria. However, since /a/ was helpful in the past in choosing an anime my sister would enjoy, I will again put the question to the forum. What series should I show my sister to follow Chobits?
Now, since I am a denizen of /a/, I have an idea of a series that more-or-less fits these criteria. However, since /a/ was helpful in the past in choosing an anime my sister would enjoy, I will again put the question to the forum. What series should I show my sister to follow Chobits?
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I love my sister very much, and I find her extremely attractive. That said, as she experimentally began to move her hand along my shaft, my agitation concerning the end result of her actions - and the messy aftermath, both figuratively and literally - grew. When the tempo of her ministrations increased, I mumbled slightly and began moving as though I was just waking up. Immediately those delightful digits withdrew from my boxers, and rested for a moment on my stomach before slowly sliding away. I opened my eyes to see my sister lying quietly beside me, her eyes shut and her breathing measured. The scene was simply too cute for me to bear, and I kissed her lightly on her lips, nose, and forehead before heading off to the bathroom.
I love my sister very much, and I find her extremely attractive. That said, as she experimentally began to move her hand along my shaft, my agitation concerning the end result of her actions - and the messy aftermath, both figuratively and literally - grew. When the tempo of her ministrations increased, I mumbled slightly and began moving as though I was just waking up. Immediately those delightful digits withdrew from my boxers, and rested for a moment on my stomach before slowly sliding away. I opened my eyes to see my sister lying quietly beside me, her eyes shut and her breathing measured. The scene was simply too cute for me to bear, and I kissed her lightly on her lips, nose, and forehead before heading off to the bathroom.


As I prepared for the day, I questioned why I chose to &quot;wake up&quot; at that moment. Was my love for my sister completely non-sexual? Certainly not; she had featured prominently in countless of my fantasies - fantasies from years past as well as those crafted in the last few moments. I washed my face as I imagined the scene of what might have happened if she had completed her task, and tried to shake any scurrilous images from my mind. Did I want her to continue despite her knowing I was conscious? Perhaps that was the reason, I thought. Our transition from mostly-innocent familial love to romantic partners had been somewhat abrupt; I wondered if the turning point from a romantic to a sexual relationship would be similarly hasty. Upon reflection, though, I believe it was simply my attempt to protect my little sister - even if it meant protecting her from myself. I have been in enough relationships to understand that purity, innocence, and chastity are not considered virtues, or even worthy of mention, in dating or romance. Nevertheless, the thought of sullying my sister - my dearly beloved younger sister, the beautiful child my mother allowed me to hold in the hospital room all those years ago, the one girl in all the world whom I would always love and for whom I would live, kill, or die - of staining her body and soul, is what most likely gave me pause.
As I prepared for the day, I questioned why I chose to "wake up" at that moment. Was my love for my sister completely non-sexual? Certainly not; she had featured prominently in countless of my fantasies - fantasies from years past as well as those crafted in the last few moments. I washed my face as I imagined the scene of what might have happened if she had completed her task, and tried to shake any scurrilous images from my mind. Did I want her to continue despite her knowing I was conscious? Perhaps that was the reason, I thought. Our transition from mostly-innocent familial love to romantic partners had been somewhat abrupt; I wondered if the turning point from a romantic to a sexual relationship would be similarly hasty. Upon reflection, though, I believe it was simply my attempt to protect my little sister - even if it meant protecting her from myself. I have been in enough relationships to understand that purity, innocence, and chastity are not considered virtues, or even worthy of mention, in dating or romance. Nevertheless, the thought of sullying my sister - my dearly beloved younger sister, the beautiful child my mother allowed me to hold in the hospital room all those years ago, the one girl in all the world whom I would always love and for whom I would live, kill, or die - of staining her body and soul, is what most likely gave me pause.


Since then I have rethought this position. Later events that day would suggest that she was, indeed, curious about sex, and was interested in engaging in a sexual relationship with me. It wasn't fair that I should place my sister on a pedestal so tall that no one - not even myself - could reach her. I reminded myself that no matter what I felt for her, all that I would do would be for her happiness. I didn't mention my turmoil over her actions to my sister; she has enough to worry about without also carrying my concern for her future. Instead, after my sister made breakfast for us, we spent the day shopping for Christmas presents.
Since then I have rethought this position. Later events that day would suggest that she was, indeed, curious about sex, and was interested in engaging in a sexual relationship with me. It wasn't fair that I should place my sister on a pedestal so tall that no one - not even myself - could reach her. I reminded myself that no matter what I felt for her, all that I would do would be for her happiness. I didn't mention my turmoil over her actions to my sister; she has enough to worry about without also carrying my concern for her future. Instead, after my sister made breakfast for us, we spent the day shopping for Christmas presents.
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In the end, she chose three sets: two for Christmas presents, and one that she promised not to wear until Christmas. She also perused jewelry and accessories while we were there, but she did not make any purchases. On the drive home I asked her if she was serious about what she'd mentioned in the store. She told me that she had given that a lot of thought, and she knew how much I loved her. She held my arm as she expressed that she loved me with all her heart, and though she knew it was corny, but she wanted our first time to be special. Momentarily speechless, when I found my voice I told her I didn't think it was corny at all, and I reaffirmed that I did love her. I also added that she should never feel that she needed to do anything she didn't want to do. She said she knew I'd say that. She told me she wanted to do it. We had to wait for Christmas, though.
In the end, she chose three sets: two for Christmas presents, and one that she promised not to wear until Christmas. She also perused jewelry and accessories while we were there, but she did not make any purchases. On the drive home I asked her if she was serious about what she'd mentioned in the store. She told me that she had given that a lot of thought, and she knew how much I loved her. She held my arm as she expressed that she loved me with all her heart, and though she knew it was corny, but she wanted our first time to be special. Momentarily speechless, when I found my voice I told her I didn't think it was corny at all, and I reaffirmed that I did love her. I also added that she should never feel that she needed to do anything she didn't want to do. She said she knew I'd say that. She told me she wanted to do it. We had to wait for Christmas, though.


== December 21, 2010 ==
==December 21==


Oral Hygiene Brother here.
Oral Hygiene Brother here.


Thank you for all the anime suggestions in my previous thread; the suggestions that came after I left the thread were not discounted. I also found the &quot;impostor&quot; accusations interesting; I wonder what it was that so set that update apart from previous ones.
Thank you for all the anime suggestions in my previous thread; the suggestions that came after I left the thread were not discounted. I also found the "impostor" accusations interesting; I wonder what it was that so set that update apart from previous ones.


My sister did not like Jin-Roh. Her response to the ending was nonplussed apathy and surprise that the story was over so quickly. We followed that film with Spirited Away, which she delcared average. We have started another long-running series, however, and she seems interested thus far; it is also her first un-dubbed anime.
My sister did not like Jin-Roh. Her response to the ending was nonplussed apathy and surprise that the story was over so quickly. We followed that film with Spirited Away, which she delcared average. We have started another long-running series, however, and she seems interested thus far; it is also her first un-dubbed anime.
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Not to be insensitive to those who would like to hear more about our personal time together, I will also mention that I have seriously considered opening my Christmas present early these past few nights. My sister insists on nestling her body as closely against mine as possible when we sleep, and my hands seem to invariably find their way to her breasts during this time. A few nights ago our petting became so heavy that she abruptly ended the session and scooted to the bathroom, saying that she had to pee. I found it particularly difficult to sleep for some time after she returned.
Not to be insensitive to those who would like to hear more about our personal time together, I will also mention that I have seriously considered opening my Christmas present early these past few nights. My sister insists on nestling her body as closely against mine as possible when we sleep, and my hands seem to invariably find their way to her breasts during this time. A few nights ago our petting became so heavy that she abruptly ended the session and scooted to the bathroom, saying that she had to pee. I found it particularly difficult to sleep for some time after she returned.


== January 1, 2011 ==
==January 1==


Do you know my name, /a/?
Do you know my name, /a/?
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On that note, I'll add that we are careful to use protection, although we're experiencing some cognitive dissonance in that regard. My sister was, at first, quite terrified of pregnancy in general and semen in particular. However, she has since expressed dissatisfaction with our consistent use of condoms, though she understands why we don't make love without them; I refuse to risk her future on anything less effective. While I don't deny that fluid exchange with her piques more than my interest, the prospect of harming my sister through unexpected pregnancy is an effective deterrent.
On that note, I'll add that we are careful to use protection, although we're experiencing some cognitive dissonance in that regard. My sister was, at first, quite terrified of pregnancy in general and semen in particular. However, she has since expressed dissatisfaction with our consistent use of condoms, though she understands why we don't make love without them; I refuse to risk her future on anything less effective. While I don't deny that fluid exchange with her piques more than my interest, the prospect of harming my sister through unexpected pregnancy is an effective deterrent.


Since our first sexual encounter, we've become very open with each other about our bodies. While we've only showered together once so far, this is due to convenience rather than modesty. For instance, New Year's Eve was the first night since Christmas that we did not have &quot;ess-e-eks&quot;, as my sister demurely refers to it. The reason for this was that our parents were sleeping one room away from us; for that matter, we weren't even supposed to be sleeping in the same room.
Since our first sexual encounter, we've become very open with each other about our bodies. While we've only showered together once so far, this is due to convenience rather than modesty. For instance, New Year's Eve was the first night since Christmas that we did not have "ess-e-eks", as my sister demurely refers to it. The reason for this was that our parents were sleeping one room away from us; for that matter, we weren't even supposed to be sleeping in the same room.


Allow me to elucidate. In past years for our New Year's celebration, we returned home and watched the ball in Times Square drop with our parents. This year, however, my sister did not want to spend New Year's with our parents; instead, she wanted the two of us to be alone. As I've mentioned, her recent exclusion of anyone but me from her daily life is worrisome. I insisted that we visit our parents, about which she was not at all acquiescent. Eventually we compromised by asking our parents to come visit us - rather than us visiting them - which they agreed to do. Of course, that meant that they would be spending the night at our house; much of our day prior to their arrival involved cleaning our home and setting the scene, so to speak. It would not do for our parents to find my sister's bed neatly unused, for instance.
Allow me to elucidate. In past years for our New Year's celebration, we returned home and watched the ball in Times Square drop with our parents. This year, however, my sister did not want to spend New Year's with our parents; instead, she wanted the two of us to be alone. As I've mentioned, her recent exclusion of anyone but me from her daily life is worrisome. I insisted that we visit our parents, about which she was not at all acquiescent. Eventually we compromised by asking our parents to come visit us - rather than us visiting them - which they agreed to do. Of course, that meant that they would be spending the night at our house; much of our day prior to their arrival involved cleaning our home and setting the scene, so to speak. It would not do for our parents to find my sister's bed neatly unused, for instance.
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We finished our sleeping arrangements and retired to separate rooms, which is now quite unusual for both of us. In the morning, our parents thanked us for our hospitality and we said our goodbyes. No sooner than our parents had left, my sister was naked in my arms. Afterward, she told me our New Year's kiss had made her so hot she could barely sleep. She agreed that it was probably because we could so easily have been caught, and this concerned me. I realize now that telling my story to you, /a/, is more cathartic than I had thought. To be able to share a potentially devastating secret and be given encouragement for one's choices are both benefits which I can enjoy and my sister cannot. While I feel my sister needs a confidant with whom she could discuss aspects of our relationship, I don't know how to approach this subject with her, nor what sort of solution I might propose.
We finished our sleeping arrangements and retired to separate rooms, which is now quite unusual for both of us. In the morning, our parents thanked us for our hospitality and we said our goodbyes. No sooner than our parents had left, my sister was naked in my arms. Afterward, she told me our New Year's kiss had made her so hot she could barely sleep. She agreed that it was probably because we could so easily have been caught, and this concerned me. I realize now that telling my story to you, /a/, is more cathartic than I had thought. To be able to share a potentially devastating secret and be given encouragement for one's choices are both benefits which I can enjoy and my sister cannot. While I feel my sister needs a confidant with whom she could discuss aspects of our relationship, I don't know how to approach this subject with her, nor what sort of solution I might propose.


There is one last point I will mention in this overly long-winded update. Tonight, I gave her a present I had intended to give her on the first hour of the new year, though I should have given it to her at Christmas. We had been talking about living together after she finishes high school, and I had asked her if she really wanted to stay with me, long-term. She had responded that she did, without question. Now, I cannot honestly say that I feel no remorse whatsoever over what we've done; to be accurate, I feel I'm depriving my sister. If she stays with me, she'll never be able to show our parents how she looks in a wedding gown. She won't be able to give our parents a grandchild. She'll never have the luxury of what society deems a normal relationship. So when she told me she wanted to stay with me forever, I told her I felt the same way, and that I had something I wanted to give her. I knew I was rushing into this commitment, and that it could never technically &quot;count&quot;, but I knelt in front of her and offered her a platinum engagement band. As she stretched out her hand and asked me to put the ring on her finger, I thought about how that might be the first time I was happy to have made her cry; mainly, though, I thought about how that was a moment my little sister deserved to have.
There is one last point I will mention in this overly long-winded update. Tonight, I gave her a present I had intended to give her on the first hour of the new year, though I should have given it to her at Christmas. We had been talking about living together after she finishes high school, and I had asked her if she really wanted to stay with me, long-term. She had responded that she did, without question. Now, I cannot honestly say that I feel no remorse whatsoever over what we've done; to be accurate, I feel I'm depriving my sister. If she stays with me, she'll never be able to show our parents how she looks in a wedding gown. She won't be able to give our parents a grandchild. She'll never have the luxury of what society deems a normal relationship. So when she told me she wanted to stay with me forever, I told her I felt the same way, and that I had something I wanted to give her. I knew I was rushing into this commitment, and that it could never technically "count", but I knelt in front of her and offered her a platinum engagement band. As she stretched out her hand and asked me to put the ring on her finger, I thought about how that might be the first time I was happy to have made her cry; mainly, though, I thought about how that was a moment my little sister deserved to have.


== January 13, 2011 ==
==January 13==


Oral Hygiene Brother here. I have an update for /a/, though I'm not sure it contains anything of merit.
Oral Hygiene Brother here. I have an update for /a/, though I'm not sure it contains anything of merit.
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I can't help mentioning that our nights together have been, and continue to be, exceedingly intense; our connection far exceeds any of my previous relationships. While I know that my sister is still young, I am certain that falling asleep in her arms and waking up beside her for the rest of my days is a gift of which I am not worthy, though I desire it nonetheless. I treasure every morning kiss as we start our daily routines, just as I cherish every embrace as I drop her off and pick her up at school. I understand that time will not stand still for us, but no matter what the future holds, I'll stay with her, in whatever manner she wishes.
I can't help mentioning that our nights together have been, and continue to be, exceedingly intense; our connection far exceeds any of my previous relationships. While I know that my sister is still young, I am certain that falling asleep in her arms and waking up beside her for the rest of my days is a gift of which I am not worthy, though I desire it nonetheless. I treasure every morning kiss as we start our daily routines, just as I cherish every embrace as I drop her off and pick her up at school. I understand that time will not stand still for us, but no matter what the future holds, I'll stay with her, in whatever manner she wishes.


== March 22, 2011 ==
==March 22==


Greetings from Oral Hygiene Brother, [a/.
Greetings from Oral Hygiene Brother, [a/.
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While I am aware that incest is legal in several European nations - France and Netherlands, off the top of my head - I doubt it is legal where I live.
While I am aware that incest is legal in several European nations - France and Netherlands, off the top of my head - I doubt it is legal where I live.


== March 24, 2011 ==
==March 24==
 
https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/32522913/


Oral Hygiene Brother here. That is, the genuine Oral Hygiene Brother.
Oral Hygiene Brother here. That is, the genuine Oral Hygiene Brother.
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Oh, and I'd rather not make a blogspot. The archives here are quite a large enough Internet footprint for me.
Oh, and I'd rather not make a blogspot. The archives here are quite a large enough Internet footprint for me.


== May 28, 2011 ==
==May 28==


Greetings from He-who-fails-to-attend-most-of-the-end-of-the-year-social-events-and-those-that-he-does-attend-he-br ings-his-sister-with-him, as I'm most likely known by my classmates at this point.
Greetings from He-who-fails-to-attend-most-of-the-end-of-the-year-social-events-and-those-that-he-does-attend-he-br
ings-his-sister-with-him, as I'm most likely known by my classmates at this point.


Being blissfully satisfied with life in general has certain disadvantages: for example, I've developed the habit of neglecting social outlets that aren't my sister, or at least don't directly involve her in some way. This is my rather feeble excuse as to why I failed to update last weekend as promised. To be fair, I have been rather busy, thus:
Being blissfully satisfied with life in general has certain disadvantages: for example, I've developed the habit of neglecting social outlets that aren't my sister, or at least don't directly involve her in some way. This is my rather feeble excuse as to why I failed to update last weekend as promised. To be fair, I have been rather busy, thus:
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Last Friday, as per one of my responsibilities as a TA, I organized and hosted a class outing. With a limited budget, I was to provide transportation, entertainment, and food for roughly one hundred people. While the logistics of this endeavor proved quite manageable, the setting up, tearing down, and general preparation for the event required substantial delegation. Unsurprisingly, my sister was willing to assist me. Between the two of us (and a few classmates who effectively served as underlings) we threw a memorable party. After we returned home from the event, both of us were tired but content; to get to the point, as my sister and I celebrated in private, my promise to provide an update for /a/ was long forgotten, and we spent the remainder of the weekend singly working on projects or shopping, cleaning, and playing together.
Last Friday, as per one of my responsibilities as a TA, I organized and hosted a class outing. With a limited budget, I was to provide transportation, entertainment, and food for roughly one hundred people. While the logistics of this endeavor proved quite manageable, the setting up, tearing down, and general preparation for the event required substantial delegation. Unsurprisingly, my sister was willing to assist me. Between the two of us (and a few classmates who effectively served as underlings) we threw a memorable party. After we returned home from the event, both of us were tired but content; to get to the point, as my sister and I celebrated in private, my promise to provide an update for /a/ was long forgotten, and we spent the remainder of the weekend singly working on projects or shopping, cleaning, and playing together.


I suppose I should specify that when I say &quot;playing&quot; together, this includes both traditional and sexual implications; if /a/nonymous was concerned that we'd ended the more intimate elements of our relationship then you needn't worry, as that couldn't be further from the truth. In fact, roughly two months ago (has it been so long?) my sister and I visited our family physician for the purpose of obtaining birth control pills, which she has been taking regularly ever since. The excuse that she gave our parents was that she needed a more regular period and that she'd heard birth control can reduce cramps. While the former wasn't particularly an issue, the latter was certainly true: more than once I've sat with my sister and brought her water and heated pads as she cried in pain due to cramping. At the time, we weren't quite as suspect as we are now, so the only questioning I'd received about her choice to go on birth control was from my mother, who wanted to know if my sister had been bringing boyfriends over to our apartment. I truthfully answered that she hadn't brought anyone over, and that I was reasonably sure she wasn't seeing anyone from school.
I suppose I should specify that when I say "playing" together, this includes both traditional and sexual implications; if /a/nonymous was concerned that we'd ended the more intimate elements of our relationship then you needn't worry, as that couldn't be further from the truth. In fact, roughly two months ago (has it been so long?) my sister and I visited our family physician for the purpose of obtaining birth control pills, which she has been taking regularly ever since. The excuse that she gave our parents was that she needed a more regular period and that she'd heard birth control can reduce cramps. While the former wasn't particularly an issue, the latter was certainly true: more than once I've sat with my sister and brought her water and heated pads as she cried in pain due to cramping. At the time, we weren't quite as suspect as we are now, so the only questioning I'd received about her choice to go on birth control was from my mother, who wanted to know if my sister had been bringing boyfriends over to our apartment. I truthfully answered that she hadn't brought anyone over, and that I was reasonably sure she wasn't seeing anyone from school.


The real reason for her use of birth control should be obvious to /a/, but allow me to expand on the topic: You may remember that initially, my sister and I were extremely conscientious with condom use, as she found semen to be, in her words, scary. However, she has since discarded this aversion, which lead to pregnancy worries shortly after Valentine's Day. We spoke at length about the possible consequences of our lack of caution, and she made it very clear to me that she would not consider abortion if she became pregnant. While our family is not religious, she was nonetheless firm in her convictions, and I supported her choice; I reminded her again that I love her very much, and that Canada would probably be nice this time of year if our secret was revealed. Thankfully, we didn't have a problem, but she decided that she wanted to go on birth control to prevent any future worries.
The real reason for her use of birth control should be obvious to /a/, but allow me to expand on the topic: You may remember that initially, my sister and I were extremely conscientious with condom use, as she found semen to be, in her words, scary. However, she has since discarded this aversion, which lead to pregnancy worries shortly after Valentine's Day. We spoke at length about the possible consequences of our lack of caution, and she made it very clear to me that she would not consider abortion if she became pregnant. While our family is not religious, she was nonetheless firm in her convictions, and I supported her choice; I reminded her again that I love her very much, and that Canada would probably be nice this time of year if our secret was revealed. Thankfully, we didn't have a problem, but she decided that she wanted to go on birth control to prevent any future worries.
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While it's true that pills can have harmful side effects, we need them for a purpose other than her cramps. Ahem.
While it's true that pills can have harmful side effects, we need them for a purpose other than her cramps. Ahem.


== June 3, 2011 ==
==June 3==


Hello, /a/.
Hello, /a/.
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Thank you. I'll make an effort to provide short updates in a slightly more timely manner than once every two months or so.
Thank you. I'll make an effort to provide short updates in a slightly more timely manner than once every two months or so.


== June 13, 2011 ==
==June 13==


Oral Hygiene Brother here.
Oral Hygiene Brother here.
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My apologies for that tangent; this was an momentous occasion for me, and I wanted to discuss a positive event before tackling the negative. Our parents want my sister to move back home with them. Since I will soon be working full-time, they're concerned that I can't take care of a high school girl and keep my job, as the two would prove to be too much responsibility, and they ignore the fact that, for all appearances, I've been a devoted and effective guardian thus far. They haven't asked me about how I feel yet, of course. Instead, they've spoken only with my sister, and have been badgering her for several days now to return home. For me, the thought of being separated from my sister is neigh unthinkable at this point, and my sister is equally unhappy at the prospect of living apart. She has tried several ploys to convince our parents that living with me remains the best choice, but they're apparently insistent that she move back before the end of the summer, which has my sister distraught and myself worried. With my sister still a year away from graduation, our parents are in a position to make our lives very difficult. As I've mentioned in the past, we are not a religious family, but our parents have rather strict and conservative values, and it is doubtful that they would accept our deeper-than-sibling connection now.
My apologies for that tangent; this was an momentous occasion for me, and I wanted to discuss a positive event before tackling the negative. Our parents want my sister to move back home with them. Since I will soon be working full-time, they're concerned that I can't take care of a high school girl and keep my job, as the two would prove to be too much responsibility, and they ignore the fact that, for all appearances, I've been a devoted and effective guardian thus far. They haven't asked me about how I feel yet, of course. Instead, they've spoken only with my sister, and have been badgering her for several days now to return home. For me, the thought of being separated from my sister is neigh unthinkable at this point, and my sister is equally unhappy at the prospect of living apart. She has tried several ploys to convince our parents that living with me remains the best choice, but they're apparently insistent that she move back before the end of the summer, which has my sister distraught and myself worried. With my sister still a year away from graduation, our parents are in a position to make our lives very difficult. As I've mentioned in the past, we are not a religious family, but our parents have rather strict and conservative values, and it is doubtful that they would accept our deeper-than-sibling connection now.


Our current plan is to speak to them individually (as, if we present our argument together, they will almost certainly suspect our ulterior motive in living together) and inform them that my sister is a great help at the apartment and without her my housework wouldn't get done and my living conditions would deteriorate rapidly. We'll also mention the trouble of moving all of my sister's things back home, the difficulty of her needing to drive herself to school (and the expense of purchasing a car for her, as she does not yet have one), and any other excuses we can produce. If these fail, will simply need to explain in no uncertain terms that she does not wish to return to our parents house, I do not wish her to leave, and we have no intention of submitting to their demands. My sister and I considered living apart for a year while she finishes high school, and we both agreed that such an arrangement was impossible. We are not so concerned with the loss of opportunity for physical intimacy as we are with the emotional deprivation that would result from living apart. That said, our last option, and one that we both agree is less than ideal, is to acquiesce to our parents demands and then simply have most of my sister's belongings stay at our parents while she &quot;visits&quot; me often enough that she's effectively still living here.
Our current plan is to speak to them individually (as, if we present our argument together, they will almost certainly suspect our ulterior motive in living together) and inform them that my sister is a great help at the apartment and without her my housework wouldn't get done and my living conditions would deteriorate rapidly. We'll also mention the trouble of moving all of my sister's things back home, the difficulty of her needing to drive herself to school (and the expense of purchasing a car for her, as she does not yet have one), and any other excuses we can produce. If these fail, will simply need to explain in no uncertain terms that she does not wish to return to our parents house, I do not wish her to leave, and we have no intention of submitting to their demands. My sister and I considered living apart for a year while she finishes high school, and we both agreed that such an arrangement was impossible. We are not so concerned with the loss of opportunity for physical intimacy as we are with the emotional deprivation that would result from living apart. That said, our last option, and one that we both agree is less than ideal, is to acquiesce to our parents demands and then simply have most of my sister's belongings stay at our parents while she "visits" me often enough that she's effectively still living here.


While I am apprehensive about this situation, I am reasonably confident that we will overcome this obstacle together. Despite how I have perhaps portrayed them, our parents love us both, and truly are only trying to do what's best for us, as misguided as they may be. Because of this, my sister and I aren't going to stress about what may or may not happen. We'll work it out.
While I am apprehensive about this situation, I am reasonably confident that we will overcome this obstacle together. Despite how I have perhaps portrayed them, our parents love us both, and truly are only trying to do what's best for us, as misguided as they may be. Because of this, my sister and I aren't going to stress about what may or may not happen. We'll work it out.
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Ah, we don't brush each others' teeth regularly, but if we've showered together, we occasionally brush together as well.
Ah, we don't brush each others' teeth regularly, but if we've showered together, we occasionally brush together as well.


== June 21, 2011 ==
==June 21==


Greetings, /a/.
Greetings, /a/.
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After listening to, and utterly disregarding, my argument, my mother told me that having my sister there was hindering my (future) job performance and preventing me from finding a steady girlfriend. She claimed that my sister shouldn't be helping me with cleaning up because that was the job for a girlfriend. She also said that my sister can do those things for her boyfriend, once she gets one, and that my taking her to the prom stunted her social life. She insisted that my sister living with me was a mistake because it's clearly bad for both of us - neverminding the fact that, falling in love aside, we've both become happier and more productive since my sister moved in. My mother's claim that our living together was a mistake strengthened my belief that she either knows or suspects that my sister and I are lovers as well as siblings, and that she is using my new job as an excuse to separate us. Eventually I superficially agreed to my mother's demand, under the stipulation that my sister be allowed to stay with me during the summer, as she prefers living in our apartment to her old room.
After listening to, and utterly disregarding, my argument, my mother told me that having my sister there was hindering my (future) job performance and preventing me from finding a steady girlfriend. She claimed that my sister shouldn't be helping me with cleaning up because that was the job for a girlfriend. She also said that my sister can do those things for her boyfriend, once she gets one, and that my taking her to the prom stunted her social life. She insisted that my sister living with me was a mistake because it's clearly bad for both of us - neverminding the fact that, falling in love aside, we've both become happier and more productive since my sister moved in. My mother's claim that our living together was a mistake strengthened my belief that she either knows or suspects that my sister and I are lovers as well as siblings, and that she is using my new job as an excuse to separate us. Eventually I superficially agreed to my mother's demand, under the stipulation that my sister be allowed to stay with me during the summer, as she prefers living in our apartment to her old room.


That said, our plan, such that it is, is to tell our parents that my sister will be moving back &quot;any day now&quot; and that she'll be packed and ready &quot;next week&quot; whenever they ask about her return. Of course, the following week will yield the same answer to any inquiries: she'll be ready &quot;next week. Through civil disobedience and conflict avoidance, we can, based on past experience, keep our parents placated without actually doing what they wish. While my sister was hesitant at first to even consider a plan that might involve her going back, I explained that if, through some fanatic devotion to fulfilling her scheme, my mother moves my sister's belongings back home, I promised that I would buy her a car and that she could simply visit me and stay overnight often enough that she effectively was still living with me. This seems to be a solution that keeps everyone happy and doesn't require my sister and I to be separated from each other, which at this point would be incredibly painful for both of us.
That said, our plan, such that it is, is to tell our parents that my sister will be moving back "any day now" and that she'll be packed and ready "next week" whenever they ask about her return. Of course, the following week will yield the same answer to any inquiries: she'll be ready "next week. Through civil disobedience and conflict avoidance, we can, based on past experience, keep our parents placated without actually doing what they wish. While my sister was hesitant at first to even consider a plan that might involve her going back, I explained that if, through some fanatic devotion to fulfilling her scheme, my mother moves my sister's belongings back home, I promised that I would buy her a car and that she could simply visit me and stay overnight often enough that she effectively was still living with me. This seems to be a solution that keeps everyone happy and doesn't require my sister and I to be separated from each other, which at this point would be incredibly painful for both of us.


I don't want this update to dwell only on negative issues, so on a lighter note, I have recently beheld, for the first time since we became intimate, my sister in a two-piece bathing suit. Lately, we've been swimming together often, and in retrospect I have no idea why I didn't appreciate how lovely my sister is in swimwear until now. That said, swimming with her can be rather dangerous, as we have a difficult time keeping our hands off one another in the pool. While we've restrained ourselves thus far to mostly innocuous touches and light petting, I have no doubt that if the opportunity arises, i.e., we get some alone time in the pool, that we'll do quite a bit more; my sister has expressed keen interest in skinny-dipping together. I would venture a guess that our indiscretions - whether it be our antics in the pool, our holding hands in public, our kissing hello and goodbye, or just the silly smiles we wear around each other - are partly responsible for the problems I mentioned earlier in this update. However, knowing these actions are a problem and actually not doing them are two quite separate concepts for me.
I don't want this update to dwell only on negative issues, so on a lighter note, I have recently beheld, for the first time since we became intimate, my sister in a two-piece bathing suit. Lately, we've been swimming together often, and in retrospect I have no idea why I didn't appreciate how lovely my sister is in swimwear until now. That said, swimming with her can be rather dangerous, as we have a difficult time keeping our hands off one another in the pool. While we've restrained ourselves thus far to mostly innocuous touches and light petting, I have no doubt that if the opportunity arises, i.e., we get some alone time in the pool, that we'll do quite a bit more; my sister has expressed keen interest in skinny-dipping together. I would venture a guess that our indiscretions - whether it be our antics in the pool, our holding hands in public, our kissing hello and goodbye, or just the silly smiles we wear around each other - are partly responsible for the problems I mentioned earlier in this update. However, knowing these actions are a problem and actually not doing them are two quite separate concepts for me.


Occasionally. Perhaps rarely would be more accurate, but we do still indulge in two-player toothbrushing; weekends or evenings when we have time to spare are most likely to see the old habits in action.
Occasionally. Perhaps rarely would be more accurate, but we do still indulge in two-player toothbrushing; weekends or evenings when we have time to spare are most likely to see the old habits in action.


If you had asked me last year at this time whether I thought of my sister with sexual attraction, I might have said something similar. Odd, isn't it, how one's perceptions can change relatively quickly.
If you had asked me last year at this time whether I thought of my sister with sexual attraction, I might have said something similar. Odd, isn't it, how one's perceptions can change relatively quickly.
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You are, sadly, quite right. However, we've become so accustomed to blithely showing a higher degree of affection that siblings strictly should in public that it's second nature now. We really should curb that, but it's more difficult said than done.
You are, sadly, quite right. However, we've become so accustomed to blithely showing a higher degree of affection that siblings strictly should in public that it's second nature now. We really should curb that, but it's more difficult said than done.


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== 2 Years Later (new tripcode) ==
 
=== June 07, 2013 ===
 
https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/87181017/#q87183169
 
&gt;&gt;87119736<br />
Well now; that was certainly one possibility that I'm glad didn't come to pass.
 
Thanks for still thinking of us, though. We're doing well... all - ahem - three of us.
 
 
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&gt;&gt;87120213<br />
Er, in fact, it's not my trip, which is odd. But, if it's any consolation, it's me. Let me check to make sure this is the right trip, though, just to be safe.
 
 
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&gt;&gt;87120307<br />
Life had a way of interfering with my /a/-browsing, but things are rather more settled at this point.
 
 
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&gt;&gt;87120400<br />
I thought the trip looked odd. Let me go back to what I have saved from earlier posts and see if I'm misremembering the tripcode. To be fair: I never expected to use it again.
 
 
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&gt;&gt;87120599<br />
Ah - well, unfortunately, it would seem that while my trip hasn't changed, the resulting tripcode has. I suppose at this point I have no method of proving who I am.
 
&gt;&gt;87120581<br />
If you mean you wonder if I'm the OHB who, quite some time ago, found the love of my life through good brushing practices, then yes.
 
 
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&gt;&gt;87121008<br />
While he certainly wasn't expected, and managed to, as an embryo, implant despite some fairly powerful birth control, our son is the inevitable result of two loving partners spending a great deal of time together.
 
&gt;&gt;87121013<br />
Well - actually, I didn't prepare anything. I had decided that my days of providing updates were over, and, with as much time has passed and how different our lives now are, I'm not even sure where to begin.
 
&gt;&gt;87121057<br />
No, I'm quite sure I used to have two ##.
 
 
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&gt;&gt;87121503<br />
It was quite by coincidence that I decided to check /a/ last night. I hadn't really been following Oreimo that closely - at least, not since volume 7, or whichever one it was that ended with the cliffhanger in which Kirino asks Kyousuke to be her boyfriend. Seeing the furor over this ending brought a certain satisfaction and nostalgia, and I considered posting at that time, but didn't. For whatever reason, though, here I am, posting with a trip that isn't even my old one.
 
&gt;&gt;87121680<br />
My sister asked me to get her a &quot;birth detector&quot; one night. After a quick trip, I returned with a pregnancy test, and when it returned positive, we both had a few choice expletives to shout. While a great deal of adjustment was required by all since that night, to answer your question, 'grandma' takes care of our son nearly every day while we work and go to school, respectively.
 
&gt;&gt;87121698<br />
Thank you.
 
 
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&gt;&gt;87122025<br />
Really? I seem to remember a final line of a novel that featured Kirino asking her brother to be her boyfriend, and the next novel picking up that it was a 'pretend boyfriend only' situation.
 
&gt;&gt;87122039<br />
He's my sister's son. I'm his uncle, and I'm taking care of both of them.
 
&gt;&gt;87122106<br />
Our mother, yes. While she knows the truth and was initially upset enough that I very nearly did spend time incarcerated, she has since decided that grandchildren make everything better.
 
&gt;&gt;87122117<br />
Better than leaving our son in the hands of any other daycare worker - not that he is impaired in any way, if that's what you're thinking. He's incredibly intelligent for such a young lad, but then, as his father, I'm quite biased.
 
&gt;&gt;87122045<br />
Thank you.
 
 
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&gt;&gt;87122396<br />
Coming back for good? I'm not sure. I will say that when you have a loving wife and a child, especially when said family violates a rather serious social taboo, one's motivation to tell a life story to the internet diminishes. I just thought that, since someone bothered to mention me in a thread some three and a half years after I had stopped posting, I might just resurface for a short while.
 
 
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&gt;&gt;87122628<br />
We considered abortion, and in the end, neither of us was willing to throw away the product of our love, especially when he had gone against all odds by implanting despite my sister's birth control (for your reference; mirena do NOT work!) When we heard that he was healthy, we to make our family work. That aside, my sister had already told me that she wanted kids.
 
&gt;&gt;87122672<br />
I suppose I am.
 
 
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&gt;&gt;87123089<br />
You're free to believe whatever you like. A few anons wanted to know if I was in jail, and I'm not. That's all I really needed to say, really.
 
 
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&gt;&gt;87123192<br />
Omit one of those, 'really's.
 
I really ought to have prepared something in advance.
 
 
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&gt;&gt;87123230<br />
It depends on whether or not you're laughing. For my part, I do occasionally laugh at my situation; it's a funny world we live in.
 
 
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&gt;&gt;87123357<br />
Indeed I am. I never really wrote for fame, but to work through my own feelings. I suppose that's also why I don't write anymore: I know what I want, and I'm happy to say that I have it.
 
 
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&gt;&gt;87123458<br />
An on-topic post, eh!
 
I enjoyed it. While I had definitely seen the writing on the wall back in chapter 7, I had decided to sit the rest of the adventure out and see what happened in the end. I'm glad to see a happy ending for siblings in such a well-known work of fiction.
 
 
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&gt;&gt;87123461<br />
Not to be the pessimist, but I think that, were I to simply post an update about our situation in the current /a/ climate, I'd probably find my thread deleted and myself banned in fairly short order.
 
 
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&gt;&gt;87123746<br />
She never liked that anime, actually. I think the last anime we watched together was Spice and Wolf - which indicates just how behind the times we are, I suppose.
 
=== June 8, 2013 ===
 
https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/87181017/#q87183169
 
&gt;&gt;87182549<br />
Fair enough; our child's future may very well be a stressful one. We knew that might be the case when we decided that we would pursue the pregnancy through to delivery. However, many situations allow us to refer to ourselves as husband/wife or, when documents require verification, fiances. No one has ever questioned our stated relationship; for example, I was able to be present at my son's birth because I had stated that I was his father, and when a woman in labor confirms that relationship, the nurses don't ask for ID.
 
Our son has inherited his mother's sharp intelligence and, while probably not necessarily appropriate to say, her beautiful features. He's a very good-looking child, and has received countless compliments from other parents when we take him to public play areas. Based on his ability to quickly grasp new concepts at a young age, we think that he'll be able to adapt to any future difficulties, just as we've adapted to our own challenges.
 
I suppose what I'm asking is for you not to pity someone who has no cause for such.
 
=== June 9, 2013 ===
 
&gt;&gt;87257981<br />
Based on some early translations of the second kiss, it's reasonably obvious the wish encompassed more than a kiss; it was a declaration that Kyousuke wasn't giving up. Kirino's response, while in character, suggests she hoped he would feel that way.
 
But yes, let's wait for the timeskip and see who's right.
 
 
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&gt;&gt;87258675<br />
From what I understand, the author's hands are tied by Japanese law preventing him from giving a positive spin to a full-incest end, so I'm expecting some ambiguity. However, from what I've already read, I have no doubt he's asking his audience to read between the lines and recognize that the siblings continue their relationship. At least, that's my somewhat subjective interpretation.
 
 
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&gt;&gt;87259280<br />
I'm reasonably certain a secret wedding, complete with a passionate kiss, combined with Kyousuke using his valuable wish to kiss Kirino is a clear enough indicator that you've got your incest end. I'm guessing you'd prefer lascivious details of body fluid exchange to be completely satisfied, though.
 
=== June 10, 2013 ===
 
https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/87284719/#87288185
 
&gt;&gt;87288011<br />
It would certainly be more convenient to demonstrate my authenticity if my tripcode still worked. But then, the tripcode in the picture in &gt;&gt;87287725, which was posted after my hiatus and is from an archive, shows my original trip. Either someone doctored the photo or that archive maintains the original tripcode algorithms.
 
In any case, I'm the same OHB that posted his and his sister's story several years ago.
 
 
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&gt;&gt;87288214<br />
No, I'm quite sure this is the original tripcode, with the correct number of ##'s. I suspect that the algorithm changed since I last posted, but that doesn't explain why my original tripcode would be found in that picture.
 
 
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&gt;&gt;87288328<br />
Well, we had an exchange of rings already, and while we never participated in any formal celebration, it's perhaps just as well; we consider ourselves bound to each other for life, and that's close enough. Besides, we don't really want too much extra attention to the fact that we aren't, in fact, married, as we've already explained ourselves as such in a few occasions.
 
&gt;&gt;87288355<br />
&gt;&gt;87288380<br />
Thank you!
 
&gt;&gt;87288413<br />
Well, seeing as my sister had started college before our son was conceived, we briefly toyed with the notion of passing it off as a one-night-stand; I couldn't let my sister bear that shame by herself, though, and during the pregnancy we told them the truth - and things nearly went very badly. However, it's worked out, and our mother is very happy to help take care of her grandson while we're working or going to college.
 
 
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&gt;&gt;87288498<br />
I thought the ending was rather thoughtful, with both the beginning and ending involving siblings keeping a secret to protect each other. The secret just changed from otaku lifestyle to sibling romance.
 
&gt;&gt;87288641<br />
Ah, no, thank you.
 
&gt;&gt;87288690<br />
We're both really glad that our secret need not exclude our closest supporters, especially when said support is willing and free childcare!
 
 
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&gt;&gt;87289004<br />
Love isn't dead, anon. While it's true that I found my love in an unconventional place and regard myself as incredibly lucky to have found it with such a beautiful and amazing girl, I honestly believe that my story plays out more often than people realize: not the fact that we're siblings, but that we've found a soulmate with whom we can spend the rest of our lives. Don't despair; if you keep love as a goal in your heart, you may yet find someone in this unpredictable life who keeps their own hope locked away, ready to give it to you.
 
 
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&gt;&gt;87289319<br />
Ah, yes. Well, looking into the /pol/antir long enough might do that to even the bravest soul. Well - try to hold on to a string of hope, then. Even the most unexpected change in your life can bring happiness, but I also know that any change can be difficult.
 
 
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&gt;&gt;87289682<br />
I'll probably tell him the other way round, but yes. We currently aren't consistent when we introduce ourselves; if we think we can get away with it, we're husband and wife along with our son, or occasionally fiances with their child. Otherwise, we're an unconventional family comprising a single mother and son with an uncle 'to help them through the rough patch in their lives.' As you can imagine, I hate using the latter explanation.
 
But to answer your question, I will tell him when it's appropriate. He deserves to know the truth. Then again, with the difficulty of the subject, I'm glad he can't talk yet.
 
 
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&gt;&gt;87289952<br />
Both our parents were upset and disappointed at first, though our dad came around first, I think. This is speculation, since we had been living apart from them for over a year at that point, but I suspect that our dad had a hand in preventing my incarceration. Again, purely speculative.
 
And yes, we are in touch with our folks every day. Our mom watches our son during the day, except on weekends. It's a real boon.
 
 
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&gt;&gt;87290128<br />
Must I recount my sins? Suffice to say &gt;&gt;87290169 is right on both counts.
 
 
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&gt;&gt;87290238<br />
Without being too specific, I can tell you she wasn't a child in the eyes of the state when she gave birth to our son. I'd rather not say more than that, though.
 
 
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&gt;&gt;87290381<br />
Please. I'm not the monster you wish I was, I'm afraid, and with even a modicum of research you wouldn't be so off on your ages. My sister is taking college classes now, and since she's a brilliant and hardworking young woman, she's demonstrating nothing but excellence in them. Our son is weaned and has a loving grandmother who lets him get away with anything. For my part, I'm supporting my young family and giving the love of my life as secure a future as I know how. She sometimes worries that we didn't have enough time before the baby to enjoy with each other; I always tell her that I love her every bit as much now as I ever have, and I'm telling her the truth.
 
Nothing you say can take away from what I have.
 
=== Tue June 11, 2013 ===
 
https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/87311107/#87314057
 
&gt;&gt;87313849<br />
It's a clever way to avoid saying that she's still involved romantically with Kyousuke. The 'secret that she can't tell anyone' is sufficiently ambiguous in that, if you're against incest, she's talking about her otaku life, but if you've followed the story, you'll understand that she's talking about her love for Kyousuke. It really warms my heart to see 'it's not something I can do without', since that means she can't live without her brother.
 
But then again, maybe those spoilers aren't real. We'll have to wait and see.
 
 
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&gt;&gt;87314240<br />
Heh. You're certainly talking to the right guy if you want to posit that wedding vows 'stick' even if they aren't legally recognized. I agree with everything you said, of course.
 
 
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&gt;&gt;87314457<br />
Well, now that you mention it... there was this one rather plain girl that took a shining to me a while back. She mentioned something about trying to be more normal and~~
 
Er, no. Apart from a co-worker (no glasses) who was rather forward with me (and who became rather displeased when I didn't reciprocate her advances), there's no Manami in our lives.
 
 
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&gt;&gt;87314686<br />
We've discussed the possibility of moving, but that would mean a lot less support for us and our child, since our extended family loves to buy presents and clothes for our son, and our mother helps out by providing childcare. We know we're walking a dangerous path - and more than once I've assuaged my sister's concerns while knowing that if the law does become involved, it'll be me, and not her, who suffers the worst of it. That said, she's told me many times I'm &quot;not allowed to go to jail,&quot; because she can't bear to lose me. What can I say? I've never been able to tell her 'no'.
 
I'll try to stay under the radar, though.
 
 
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&gt;&gt;87314762<br />
Hrm. I suppose your sentiment is echoed by others. I'll consider writing one last update, I suppose.
 
It might take a while, though. I don't have the time and creative energy I used to have for putting our situation into words; it's mostly spent on our son these days.
 
 
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&gt;&gt;87314789<br />
No worries. She's out of the picture. Never the diplomat, she managed to upset quite a few people in the department prior to her interactions with me. When I rejected her, she was a bit of a pain to deal with for the month afterward, but she ended up transferring out, much to everyone's relief.
 
To illustrate the kind of person she was, before coming on strong, she told me she wanted a husband who would pay for her to go scuba diving in Europe - with no mention of whether the husband could come along, too.
 
&gt;&gt;87314941<br />
I have literally no fear of being turned in by our mother. She's very happy with her grandchild.
 
&gt;&gt;87314954<br />
All life has risk. One reason I won't post too much about us is precisely because of your worry for us.
 
 
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&gt;&gt;87315329<br />
While I appreciate your sentiment, packing up a family and moving to a new state isn't likely to be an immediate endeavor. Try not to worry for us: it's surprisingly easy to avoid scrutiny when no one has cause for suspicion.
 
 
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&gt;&gt;87315737<br />
No, I doubt I could. Still, I'm not going to uproot my family for a risk that we both knew was real from the beginning.
 
I'd rather not speak more on this.
 
&gt;&gt;87315747<br />
I believe you can google my moniker, &quot;Oral Hygiene Brother&quot; to find a pastebin that a kind anon set up.
 
 
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&gt;&gt;87315955<br />
Er, no, I don't believe I can. Again, I have no idea how long it will take me to summarize 3 years.
 
=== Fri June 14, 2013 ===
 
https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/87505436/#87513333
 
&gt;&gt;87512865<br />
Couples that aren't technically married cannot check the 'married' box on their medical, tax, insurance, social security, and other official forms that would otherwise afford them benefits, financial or otherwise. This can, for example, be problematic for medical visitation rights. It requires an extra layer of care by the couple to avoid problems with the authorities.
 
The biggest problem we've run across is the estate, or death, taxes on unmarried couples. I won't bore you with unnecessary details, but it's a long-term concern.
 
 
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&gt;&gt;87513572<br />
Apologies, but due to the nature of the information I've already discussed about my family, I'm afraid my paranoia over the uncannily effective tracking methods of Anon to give any personally identifiable information, even if it's as benign as our son's name. But as for the tax situation: you couldn't be more right.
 
&gt;&gt;87513629<br />
As cliched as it may seem, my sister and I sometimes joke that it can be our turn after gay marriage catches on.
 
 
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&gt;&gt;87513938<br />
Oh dear - forgive those grammar issues. I'm being attacked at the moment by tiny paws that want attention.
 
 
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&gt;&gt;87514097<br />
Thank you! We appreciate your kind words.
 
 
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&gt;&gt;87514547<br />
You can make all the estate contracts you like; you still end up losing an obscene amount of money to taxes if you aren't married.
 
&gt;&gt;87514635<br />
Well - it happened much sooner than we had expected, but in retrospect, we wouldn't change a thing. Our chief concern about our future child turned out to be completely unfounded, and he's as healthy and intelligent (or moreso, in my opinion) than any of the other children we see when we visit parks and play areas as a family.
 
&gt;&gt;87514975<br />
I had a request for a full update, but due to time constraints (and frequent bonzai attacks on daddy while he's at his boring monitor that sometimes shows Winnie the Pooh or Spirited Away) I'm not sure when I'll be able to post. Three years is a long time to summarize.
 
 
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&gt;&gt;87515517<br />
Such is the plan. There's no timetable yet, but I'll make an effort to move forward when possible.
 
=== Sun Aug 04, 2013 ===
 
https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/90812101/#90830795
 
&gt;&gt;90814346<br />
If it's any consolation, I'm in the process of writing an unnecessarily detailed account of what transpired prior to, during, and after our son's birth. At this point, I'd guess the finished text will be about ten posts long, but I won't know for sure until it's done.
 
&gt;&gt;90821130<br />
Of course he is. We've already procured a laser-proof visor for when he hits puberty.
 
=== Sat Aug 10, 2013 ===
 
https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/91201109/#91217799
 
&gt;&gt;91201109<br />
Forgive me; I'm not quite finished recounting the last few years. I'm still fleshing out a general outline that I've prepared, but I find myself adding details that I expect /a/ would like to know to what I've already decided to write as I go. I am also putting moderate effort into avoiding potentially identifying information about my family while staying accurate to events as they unfolded. As I've been doing this while teaching the last few days of summer classes and then spending my evenings out in the sandbox with my son and whatnot, the actual time that I have to devote creative energy to this lengthy endeavor is limited. Now, with that said, you might justifiably ask why I still have time to browse /a/, to which I could only reply that reading tends to be less intensive than writing. Again, apologies to those still waiting.
 
&gt;&gt;91213377<br />
As I've mentioned in previous threads, my sister and I joke that seeing as we have legislation that legalizes gay marriage, perhaps our love will be next on the docket for legalization. That said, I'm not sure that we'd want to broadcast our relationship, if for no other reason than our son deserves a degree of privacy in that regard.
 
&gt;&gt;91214051<br />
Thank you. That's a kind thing for you to say.
 
 
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&gt;&gt;91216188<br />
Ah, yes. I'm afraid whoever recorded our story in the OP's pastebin didn't notice (or didn't care to act on) my recent activity here on /a/ - with recent being the last few months. Suffice to say, yes, we have a son, and by popular request I'm writing quite a lengthy set of posts about his birth.
 
&gt;&gt;91216323<br />
Thank you; I appreciate your good wishes.
 
 
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&gt;&gt;91216372<br />
&gt;&gt;91216374<br />
Gracious; I'm not used to so many well-wishers! Thank you both, and anyone else I've missed in this thread. While I worry that I'm including a surplus of detail about trivialities, for example, relating to my sister's and my time at the hospital, I'll make an effort not to disappoint.
 
&gt;&gt;91216588<br />
Honestly, our son doesn't give us a lot of time to watch lengthy seasons of anime these days. We've managed to get through a few episodes of, off the top of my head, Darker than Black, Toaru no Index, and (naturally) Oreimo, though.
 
&gt;&gt;91216714<br />
Thank you! I'm glad our tale is still well-received by some /a/nons.
 
 
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&gt;&gt;91216918<br />
Thank you; I'll try to keep things interesting.
 
&gt;&gt;91216996<br />
While I'm probably being overly paranoid, I'd rather not give any specifics about my work; that said, I'm not currently working toward a doctorate, no. I've got a solid teaching position currently, however; one which mercifully spares me from being required to perform actual research for my department. For now, I'm content to wait on further education.
 
&gt;&gt;91217130<br />
Thank you!
 
&gt;&gt;91217254<br />
We're doing quite well now, in fact. Your interest in our well-being is greatly appreciated, and I'll try to have the update done within a few weeks, if possible. Seeing as we're near the end of the summer, things get a little hectic in my department.
 
&gt;&gt;91217295<br />
You're too kind! Thank you for your warm encouragement.
 
 
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&gt;&gt;91217438<br />
I can't deny it; that favorable reference makes me smile.
 
&gt;&gt;91217480<br />
&gt;&gt;91217447<br />
I certainly hope that my family's precautions, combined with a modicum of optimism, will be enough to avoid such a fate.
 
I'll actually be signing off here in a moment, /a/, as my wife tells me I'm needed elsewhere. It was pleasant to hear well-wishes from so many; thank you all.
 
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