Neal/Battle of the Tards

Anonymous 04/08/12 (Sun) 22:11:45 No.392040658

You see Neal mainly kept to him self, he did not like his tard kind. But he extremely dislike one tard named james, this is the first of their battles that I saw.

>Be in 6th grade now
>New AI teacher is a very avid tard supporter
>We are now going to help the tards out once a week for the entire year
>I enter the tardHQ and see Neal in the corner
>Hasn't grown an inch sense last year (turns out he will remain 5'0 for his entire life)
>He looks as if he is in total concentration reading a book
>I walk up to Neal "Hey bud whatcha reading"
>Gives me one of those toothy tard grins "haypil"
>Sit next to him and look at the book
>Dr. Seuss a cat in the hat
>A skinny, tall tard walks over toward us
>I could tell he was a dick from the first second I saw him
>"wut ar yu reding nile"
>snatches book out of neals hand
>"Tis buk is fur babbys"
>Neal gets up "giv ut bac yames"
>James holds it up above his head "tak it"
>Neals rage is apparent, it is that of a thousand suns
>Neal sounds his raptard screech
>This is slightly different from his roar, it's soul effect is to piss off other tards
>"Stup it nile tak yur dum buk"
>too late for that bud
>Neal continues to approach with his fist above his head as far as he can reach
>Screech continues, at this point TardHQ is compromised, tards are going crazy
>Crayons and shit is being thrown, one tard is crawled into a ball in a puddle of piss
>AI class is told to evacuate, I stay to watch imminent luls
>James is now clenching his ears for dear life
>Neal is finally within striking reach of james
>He throws his mighty fist down into james nuts with the accumulative force of 1000 banhammers
>James drops and begins to throw up on the "magic" carpet

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