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Story

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Let me tell you a story about a horrible monster.
Like most horrible monsters, she was a small, pretty girl.
I met her in elementary school, before she became a terrifying beast.
I didn't actually become "friends" with her until high school, before that she was a fairly normal child , I believe.
But around the start of high school, she started to change.
Or rather, everyone else did.
Boys started working out and idolizing rock stars, girls started wearing tight clothes and fucking everything that moved,
but she stayed the same.
She called herself Baby.
While the other students started finding interest in the opposite sex, Baby still found interest in stuffed animals and fluffy skirts.
Being a true robot, I had no friends when I started high school.
Like a lot of you, the first lunch period of freshman year, I had no where to sit.
There was one completely empty table behind the disabled kids, which I assume was empty because no one wanted to sit by the disabled kids.
But I had no where else.
I sat down at the table on the far side of the kid who was listening to head phones and rocking enthusiastically.
I have nothing against disabled kids, he was just rocking into the chair behind him; Elmo Goes Over the Hill is a party song.
Shortly after I sat down and accepted that I would die alone as all robots do, something fluffy and pink appeared in the corner of my eye.
I looked up; it was a pretty girl.
I said, "H-Hel-Helsdfbgbfdfd."
She smiled at me vacantly and said, "May I sit with you?"
Not realizing that she was just being polite, not that she hadn't heard me, I breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Sure."

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She sat, carefully straightening her skirts.
She said nothing as she ate a tiny lunch.
Again, being a true robot, I didn't know when to keep my mouth shut.
I asked her, "What's you're name?"
She smiled lightly and said, "Baby."
I laughed and said, "Seriously?"
She turned toward me, she had big dark eyes and chubby pink cheeks. She really did look like a baby.
She said, "Yes," and went back to eating.
I realized I had been rude.
I said, "Sorry, I thought you were joking."
She said nothing.
"My name is Jake."
She said, "That's fine."
I didn't know what to say to that, she didn't sound sarcastic at all.
So I said nothing.
We sat together at lunch every day for the rest of the year.
Saying nothing every single day.

There's nothing wrong with any of that though, not really.


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We weren't really friends, clearly, we just sat together for forty minutes per day.
But I saw her through out the day too and sometimes action came to her.
Early on in the year, some girls came up to her at lunch.
They were your average whores, 14-year-olds wearing Ugg boots tucked into skinny jeans who had already taken three dicks in the ass a piece.
Apparently, these whores had beef with Baby.
A girl with a ridiculous poof of hair at the front of her head walked up next to baby and tipped her little Hello Kitty lunch box over.
She said, "You look like the Barbie isle at Wal-Mart puked on you."
Baby looked up at her with her empty smile and round eyes and said, "That's a terribly rude thing to do, you know."
The poof-headed whore laughed, "Who fucking cares what you think? Fucking dyke. No one cares what happens to you. Why don't you go home? Why don't you kill yourself too?"
I was quite shocked, never having seen girl-bullying before. The bullying I was used to was somebody bigger than you punches you in the arm, calls you a fag, and then walks away.
Baby wasn't having none of that shit.
She stood up, still smiling, pushed her chair in, and whispered into the girl's ear.
The look on her face melted into fear.
She backed up.
She said, "You're a freak! Cunt! Fucking faggot! Kill yourself!" as she kept backing up and eventually ran away.
The other girls stared.
I, too, stared.
Baby sat back down and cleaned up her lunch.
The other girls left, presumably to find their friend.
I asked Baby, "What did you say to her?"
Baby said, "Nothing that wasn't true."

That was a little unusual...


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>>12829334

>I asked Baby, "What did you say to her?"



It's a man Baby.jpg



so we can stop wasting time on this shit


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[image](http://data2.whicdn.com/images/42642164/superthumb.jpg)

>>12829365


Nope, they're both girls. Sorry to disappoint.

Baby was the calmest person I had ever met.
A few other instances of girl-bullying happened, but every time, baby gave them no fun reaction, so it stopped fairly quickly.
But one day, something awful happened.
As Baby and I were leaving the cafeteria, and Baby was going to the library to skip gym as usual, someone spilled soup on her.
Now, even as a normal person, it sucks when someone spills food on you.
But for Baby, someone spilling food on you is comparable to being burned with fireplace poker.
She shrieked as though she'd just seen a baby carriage hit by a car.
The boy who did it was grinning like a little faggot and his friend elbowed him and said, "Whoops."
Baby.
Wasn't having.
None of that shit.
She grabbed his face with her long, decorated fingernails and dug at his eyes.
His friend left him and ran.
Everyone around us ran too.
The boy flailed and punched her as he tried to get away.
I stood and watched because I'm fucking useless.
The principal and school monitor came running in eventually, a lunch lady had run to the office and told them what was happening.
They pulled her off of him, her little pink Mary Janes kicking.
She screamed, "MYYYYY BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!!" as they carried her away.

It was fucking crazy.
The boy was mostly okay.


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>>12829521


if this doesn't end in yandere sex between you and her, i'll be disappointed


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My brandHM.jpg




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>>12829668


Meant to add

>looks like that guy now has



>special eyes



YEEEEEAAAAHHH


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Baby didn't show up at school for a month.
I figured that she had been expelled or sent to the alternative school.
But then, a month later, Baby came back, in a fluffy mint green dress and little mint green matching shoes, smiling her vacant smile like nothing had happened.
At first i was hit with a rush of joy, she was back! MY lunch friend was back!
But then I remembered, this girl violently assaulted a boy for pouring soup on her.
I was still excited though.
I asked, "Baby, how are you? Where have you been?"
Baby's smile seemed to become less doll-like and more genuine. Maybe she thought it was nice that someone had missed her.
She said, "I go to the hospital sometimes. They just need to make sure I'm alright."
"Oh, did you get burned by it or something?"
"No."
"Oh, so like a mental hospital?"
"...Yes, like that."
"So you didn't get in trouble or anything?"
"No. That boy was in the wrong. He did a horrible thing and he was punished for it. I did nothing wrong, why would I get into trouble?"
Maybe because you clawed a guy's eye out?
But I said, "Oh, I was just wondering."
And that was the last we spoke of it.

Maybe girls really do get special treatment.

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blah blah blah


12832618 Well OP is kill here's the end of the story:

>Baby asks me to get in her car again
>we drive out to the woods
>"I'm very fond of you, and I would like to have your penis."
>fuckyesnigga.jpg
>"O-okay let me put the c-condom on..."
>Baby wasn't having none of that shit
>bust in her, make a fucking meta-baby inside her womb
>she castrates me so I can't have any more sex
>the one vice she allows me is talking to a bunch of virgins once a day who also know what it is to know they will never have a girl touch their penis.

I have to go now, she's coming upstairs to smack my nads around again.


OP !!JxolZxw8/sx 12832692

Well, I'd give you my word that I'm OP, but I know that doesn't mean shit here.

>>12832363

Hahahahahaha, no. No no no. No I did not.

Anyway.

>>12832313
>lunch the following Monday
>Baby asks if I'll come over to her house that afternoon, although now we both know I don't really have a choice
>I agree
>I quickly say that I'll have my dad drive me, so she doesn't have the opportunity to take me back to whatever the fuck that shit was
>she says that's fine
>that afternoon
>mom says she doesn't want me to stay out as late as I did last time
>yeah me neither, mom
>dad drives me over and congratulates me on having a girlfriend
>he says he was worried I might be a fancy lad since I went so long without interest in girls
>dad can you not
>he pulls somethign out of his wallet and gives it to me
>he says, "Don't say anything, it's just in case. I don't want you to ruin your life getting a girl pregnant so young."
>dad maybe you should be worried about serial killers or cat stranglers, turns out there's way worse shit teenage girls can do than get pregnant
>"Th-Thanks"
>get out
>go to her door
>door pops open before I knock
>"Hello, please come in."
>why bother being so polite all the time, a polite kidnapper is still a kidnapper
>upstairs
>she closes the door behind us
>"Don't your parents make you keep the door open?"
>"It's fine, they won't say anything."
>why, did you cut their tongues out
>"Okay."
>we sit at the little table
>the bear from before now has matching giant friend
>nothing much has changed in here except the addition of many stuffed animals and a new computer
>"Are you feeling alright?"
>"Y-Yeah..."
>she stares
>"You're upset about it, aren't you?"
>"Yeah..."
>"Tell me why."
>"Because... you're apparently killing people out in a shed somewhere, I thou-"
>"No. No. I have never killed anyone in my entire life. Don't say that. Don't think that. I do not kill people."
>"Okay..."
>"Believe me."

cont


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>>12832692

She seems like a nice girl I don't why you were so scared


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>>12832692

Just stop imposter, your posts equate to nails screeching on chalk board


12832751

>>12832692

god dammit just fuck already


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>>12832692

Aw, you hurt her feelings. You asshole.


12832872 how the fuck do you even take 6 hours to write up a story


cunt destroyer 12832887

>>12832872

Newfag


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>>12832867
>namefag virgin going by cunt destroyer
>not a newfag

Fuck off retard


12832914 why in the ever loving fuck are you guys still here?


dick smasher No.12832917

>>12832889

Fucking newfag


Ass Rammer 12832924

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>>12832936

>>12832917

Fuck off newfag


OP !!JxolZxw8/sx 12832925

>>12832692
>"How am I supposed to believe you when you took me out there and showed me all of that?"
>she looked angry.
>her little pink lips pouted
>"You always believe me. You trust me. You don't argue."
>I want to respond, but...
>she gets up and comes over to me, pushing white bear out of the way
>brown bear gasps
>she stands above me with her petticoats brushing my chin as I look up at her
>"You have to trust me. Okay? You're mine now. You don't need to be afraid."
>she holds my face with one hand
>"Trust me. Put your faith in me."
>fuck it, we all die someday anyway
>"Okay."
>she kept holding my face for a long time
>then she tipped me back on the floor
>she sat down on me
>"Those things are... unpleasant. To look at."
>wuh
>she slid her hand up my shirt
>no, not my moobs
>you don't want to touch the moob
>"I feel so silly. They call it "making love," you know. What do you think that means?"
>I am silent
>I think my boner says everything I need to
>"Could it be that that's what makes you feel love? Do you think?"
>"y-ye..."
>she quietly rubs my chest for awhile
>"I think if I could feel love, I would feel it for you. I want to try."
>wow what the fuck
>I mean
>okay, but like
>wow
>"R-Really?"
>"Don't worry, my parents aren't home, I lied."
>well you sure put up a good argument
>"Okay"
>bear turned away in disgust
>Baby stood
>she took off her socks
>she unlaced her dress
>she took off her blouse
>and petticoats
>and undershirt
>and bloomers
>she was so much smaller without all those layers of clothes
>delicate, even
>I ripped my shirt and pants off in a about two seconds
>she backed over to the bed and sat down
>I'd never seen her act awkward before
>I tried not to seem extremely nervous and gross
>that's not easy to do as a dumpy little fat virgin
>how do I get the bra off
>I am gonna touch that boob, god damn it, I've earned it
>it has snaps in the front
>oh good, she was prepared I guess
>pop it open
>release the breasts

cont


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>>12832914

I just found the thread, it was most definitely bait

Still, good /x/-esque story


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>>12832925

>>"Those things are... unpleasant. To look at."

>>wuh

>>she slid her hand up my shirt

>>no, not my moobs

Fuckin' losing it OP. You waited like 20 minutes fuck off and finish it up.


12832953 [image](http://2ch-b.ru/i/0c474e57e3a2a3d4f4aa4e83fd84cb2d.gif)

>>12832925

yes finially he gets to touch the boob


12833058 Come the fuck on OP it's 5:40am and you're all that's keeping me awake


OP !!JxolZxw8/sx 12833119

>>12832925
>they're beautiful
>little milky white hand-fulls with little pink nipples
>my dick is on fire
>how to grab boob without being an idiot about it...
>grab them like I'm picking out oranges at a grocery store
>I can hear bear laugh at my inexperience
>she's actually a good sport about it and just grins a little
>she takes her bra the rest of the way off and lays down
>I sort of sit on my feet in between her legs
>touch the boob again
>that is a nice boob
>totally worth it
>she's eye-balling the d through my boxers
>wait, what did she say about "those things"?
>keep touchin that boob, we'll deal with that when we get there
>she says, "I don't really want to see it. If you could just... get it in there, that would be good."
>"...Like now?"
>"Not right now."
>"Okay. Just let me know."
>boob, ass, hips, waist, soft skin, legs
>so much good in the world
>what was I worried about again?
>she says, "Okay."
>huh?
>"I'm ready now."
>oh right, that
>"O-Okay..."
>...
>"So, do you want me to just...?"
>"Yeah, just get it in there. I don't wanna look at it."
>"Okay..."
>I take off her panties
>oh god, please last long enough to get it in there
>it's just a little pink mound with a little pink crease in the middle
>so modest
>spread it
>it's all hot and wet inside
>no worries, no fear, this is a happy place
>I position myself as un-awkwardly as I can above her
>trying to get my dick in
>every time I think I'm about to get it, she flinches and it slides out
>"A-Are you nervous? We can stop..."
>no we can't, you can't stop this dick, not now
>"No, it's fine. I'm sorry, I'll try harder."
>thank god
>line it up one more time
>start to push it
>she flinches, but it stays in
>slides in a little further
>she makes a pained sound
>suddenly it slides all the way in
>she yelps and digs her nails into my shoulders
>my dick
>I want to give her a minute, but if I don't start now, I'm just gonna cum all over the place
>start thrusting awkwardly

cont


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>>12833119

FUCK YOU OP CAN'T YOU SEE WE'RE HAVING A FIGHT

>>12833102
>living in canada
>living in the caribbean
>living in south america

lel


12833132

>>12833119
>inb4 cotton eye joe :^)


12833135

>>12833119
>muh nofap gains


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8ac.jpg


>>12833119

OP DID IT HE FINIALLY DID IT!


12833153 [image](http://i.imgur.com/LCGeUdT.jpg)

>>12833144


OP !!JxolZxw8/sx 12833220

>>12833119
>she keeps making little whiny noises
>trying as hard as I can not to cum
>my dick burns
>she wraps her arms and legs around me
>"I'm ready."
>"bwuh"
>"You can finish now."
>oh thank god
>cum with the force of an atomic bomb
>I am properly subdued
>you can kill me now
>I touched the boob
>she rolls me off of her
>she lays there for a second
>then she snuggles up to me with her head on my chest
>fall asleep
>when I wake up
>probably an hour or so later
>she's dressed again
>"Hey. I need to take you home. My parents are coming back soon."
>"Okay."
>get dressed
>bear shakes his head in disgust
>she takes me home
>when we roll into the driveway, the door are still locked
>she sits there for a bit
>then she says, "I love you."
>she looks over at me like she's curious
>"I love you too."
>she sighs and nods
>"Alright. Well I will see you tomorrow."
>she unlocks the door
>I get out
>watch her drive away
>go back in my house
>go to my room without saying anything to my parents
>get in bed
>stare at the ceiling
>suddenly realize I didn't use a condom
>bwuh


The end. She didn't get pregnant, luckily, but it was a horrible realization at the time. Oh, and also,

[spoiler]We're moving in together in two weeks.[/spoiler]

Good night, /r9k/.


12833230

>>12833220
>bwuh

DAMN IT BOBBY


12833249

>>12833220

All that foreshadowing for nothing. I guess she kept tools in an abandoned house for fun


12833250 [image](http://www.rusechan.org/jp/src/139447299685.png) good shit OP


12833255

>>12833249

yeah what's up with the plot hole


OP !!JxolZxw8/sx 12833296

>>12833249

>>12833255

I actually still wonder if what she does with that shit. I don't have proof of anything, though. But there's no way she keeps that shit out there for no reason. Also she accidentally killed two girls on two separate occasions, both of which were during fights, and both of which she served time for in juvy. Those stories just weren't really interesting enough to include. Also I know she's doing something horrible out there in the woods. I'm kind of hoping that if I turn up missing after we move in, the police will search my internet history, fin this, and know what's up.

For real though, good night.


12833350

>tfw waiting 4 hours for this shit
>got excited for final part
>laugh like fuckingfaggot retard reading old greentext while waiting op to comeback
>dat cute ending
>cant stop smile
>tfw realize I got no gf
>tfw no gf

Should I commit suicide?

Fanfiction

It wouldn't be a 4chan story without a hijack or two.

12831335

>>12830217
>get home
>parents know I'm hammered
>tell me I'm never seeing that girl again
>get grounded
>baby texts me the next day asking if I want to come over
>think hard long, finally reply yes
>wait till about 1230 and sneak out
>show up at babies house
>she seems strangely excited and happier than usual
>her patents are asleep so we quietly go up to her room
>she tells me she had a secret that she wants to reveal
>I nervously ask yes..,
>she says turn around
>I do
>I turn back and she has her pants down
>she's a raging hard cock
>she says what do you think?
>I contemplate everything from suinning her dick to punching her in the face...

I'm getting back to it right now, thank you for being patient with me.


12831350

>>12831335
>suinning

oh baby yeah I love a good cock suinning


12831377

>>12831335

Wow I got rused pretty hard m8 :^)


12831398

>>12831335
>I tell her "um im not gay"
>try slowly moving towards the door
>she freaks out and tackles me
>her dick is rubbing against my chin
>she yells suck my cock!
>I don't know what to do, she has me pinned down
>I start sucking her cock
>I start coughing and choking
>her parents wake up and find us
>her dad starts smacking both our shit
>kicks me out

To be continued


12831451

>>12831429

This is an imposter

I am the real op

>>12831335

>>12831398


12831458

>>12831451

Fuck off faggot, you have already been exposed, kindly return to the dark corner from whence you came, you are just embarrassing yourself at this point.


12831490

>>12831458

Dude I'm really op, baby has a cock and she made me suck it, I'm op!


12831632

>>12831398
>I contemplate telling the whole school that baby has a dick
>don't know how I couldn't see it before
>remember that baby is my only friend even tho she made me suck her dick
>the next week I'm sitting alone at my table
>baby walks up blushing and asks if she can sit down
>she asks if I'm mad or angry and pleads not to tell anyone
>I agree
>the next couple weeks go by and we continue eating lunch
>one day she shyly asks if I liked sucking her dick
>I quietly say...yes
€she says meet me in the bathroom in 10 minutes
>looking back I had no idea what I was getting into


12831647

>>12831632
>euro symbol typo

You can't explain that one away, you're definitely not OP, OP is an amerifat.


12831685

>>12831647

It was a typo, sorry

>think about going to the bathroom, at the worst I could possibly lose my virginity
>finish my pizza slice and apple
>immediately head to the bathroom
>enter the bathroom and it's empty
>have to take a shit do I enter a stall
>see babies pink flats tapping underneathe my stall
>baby..,is that you? I ask
>she says yes silly
>she tells me to come into her stall
>I go into her stall and her dick is our and she is grinning
>drop to your knees and suck, she says
>I immediately comply and start sucking her dick

To be continued.,.

12831692

>>12831685

Amerifat keyboards don't have the euro symbol, you stupid limey. Go fuck around in another thread, you blew your cover in this one already.


12831724

>>12831685
>Sucking girly dick is pretty cash, son
>Oh fuck yeah make me gag on your gonads girl guy
>Suddenly notice Baby isn't forcing my head forward into her erection anymore.
>Pop my mouth off her dick and look up to see what's up
>She's bleeding from her eyes
>At that moment a person starts frantically knocking on the door of the stall
>Tell him to fuck off
>Look back at Baby too see what she's doing
>She's turning blue
>Start freaking out
>Suddenly the person outside the stall grabs my legs from under the divider and in one swift motion drags me out
>It's fucking Adrien Brody

To be continued...


12831755

>>12831692

I'm using a god tier iPhone, do yes there is this symbol €€€€€€

Anyways going to continue

>I'm sucking babies dick
>never sucked a dick before but by the look of babies face I'm not doing to bad
>suddenly I hear the door to the bathroom open and someone walk over to the urinal
>I start going crazy on babies dock trying to make her moan
>she starts moaning I heard the guy pissing say wtf?
>I start deep throating babies dock whole fondling her balls
>she says, I can't take it anymore!
>I stop sucking her dick and she blows her load on my face

Continue...


12831792

>>12831755
>The jism burns my skin like holy water
>I curse her in the language of hell for her stunt
>She begins to glow angelically
>No! I have to get away
>Wings rip my shirt open and I blast a hole in the ceiling with my hell fire breath
>Dude in the bathroom filming on his iphone
>Baby begins to float serenely, cock out, softly dripping semen on the tile

Continue...


12831796

>>12831755
>the guy pissing walks over to our stall and kicks open the door
>he sees babies dick and um all over my face
>he looks completely shocked
>I recognize this guy as he's in a class with me and baby
>thinking fast I push him into the wall
>his head slams into the cement and gets knocked out
>I start smashing his head into the concrete floor
>blood starts point from his head
>pretty sure he's dead so I lead baby by the hand out of the bathroom


12831800

>>12831796

>>12831792

The fake-plot thickens.


12831831

>>12831796
>Baby suddenly howls in pain, her head caving in before my eyes
>One of her eyes is hanging out limply
>Much in the same manner her penis is
>What the fuck!
>I-I'm an empath, she whispers
>Her legs collapse from under her

Continue....


12831836

>>12831796
>I did this for you baby I said while kissing her long and deep
>she says thanks
>the next period I get called out of class to the office
>I'm Obviously nervous but I start walking towards the front office
>I see several cops there do I start to run
>they see me and start chasing
>they corner me in the dead end outside my classroom
>I see baby looking at me from my classroom door
>tell them baby, tell them I'm innocent, I yelled!
>she shook her head
>the police then tazed me

Continue...


12831878

>>12831836
>Suddenly the state senator walks up
>Stop hasslin' the boy, he works for me
>I had been a junior aide in the state legislator as part of an program in the school
>I had provided him hours of oral delight
>Here he was to save me!
>Baby looks shocked
>And cold, it was a windy day and her dick was shriveling up rapidly.

Continue...


12831894

>>12831836
>get tazed until I'm unconscious, which took at least 3 charges
>wake up in a room with bars
>start freaking out
>I shouldn't be here up yelled!
>no one listened
>come court day baby testified that I killed the guy in the bathroom
>spend next 15 years in jail
>got out two years ago
>finally have enough confidence to post my story

Still don't know how to get back at baby


12831913

>>12831836
>Then I woke up in a prison
>Fucking niggers everywhere
>One of them shoves his gorilla dick in front of my face
> "It ain't gonna suck it self white boi"
>I push him off and his nigger instincts flare up, he starts going wild and trying to punch me
>All of the sudden my dad shows up, who also happens to be the police chief
>He's yelling it at me asking me why would I push a nigger with fully knowing the pain that would come
>I tell him about how I got in one little fight ,and my momma got scared
>And she sent me to live with my auntie and uncle in Bel-air

Fanfiction 2: Electric Boogaloo

12832014

>>12831953
>she leads me inside
>the inside of the house is old and the interior is rotted
>see shadows moving but don't see any figures
>ok
>I wander away from baby and walk into the kitchen
>a shadow shoots across the room and all of a sudden I see a little girl crouching on too of the fridge
>she's wearing glasses but they're broken
>mama...she mutter

Continue


12832037

>>12832014
>Suddenly everything goes dark
>I feel an uneasy fear in the pit of my stomach
>Suddenly I feel the sensation like I've been yanked back with a fishing rod
>I'm in front of my computer
>Wha..?
>Realize I had another hallucinatory episode and this whole time I was shitposting on 4chan
>Reach for my shotgun

Continue....


12832049

>>12832014

>Im not mama little girl
>little girl tears her clothes off in a rage yelling "WHERES MAMA WHERES MAMA"
>babe comes in and comforts the insane naked kid
>gives the kid whiskey
>she quietens down
>Babe leads me into the family room
>lets watch something jake
>theres a tree inside the tv but ok Baby
>i sit next to her, she smells like booze and cigarettes
>ima get me some boob oga booga where da white women at?
>she takes her panties off
>i take my pants off
> just as penetration occurs, the naked kid runs in and donkey punches my nutsack
>oh the pain

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12832074

>>12832014
>d-do you need help I say?
>she screeches and jumps on my head
>she starts scratching at my eyes and I throw her against a wall
>where the fuck are you baby?
>what the fuck is this place?
>all of a sudden the girl gets up and starts laughing manically
>insects and spiders start surrounding me

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12832139

>>12832037
>Grab my lube
>Lube up the barrel of the shotgun
>Pull down my pants
>Pull down my long underwear
>Unlock my chastity belt

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12832174

>>12832139
>At this moment I am reminded of the immortal words of Rock Hudson
>I'm notorious for giving a bad interview. I'm an actor and I can't help but feel I'm boring when I'm on as myself.
>Crying, I snap a selfie, and post in on r9k along with the rest of my shitposts
>Pull the trigger

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