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<poem>'''OP'''   
<poem>'''OP''' <br/> <nowiki>  
I was going out with my girlfriend Denko, but she suddenly told me we’re not dating… (´・ω・`)   
I was going out with my girlfriend Denko, but she suddenly told me we’re not dating… (´・ω・`)   
Does this mean we’ve broken up?   
Does this mean we’ve broken up?   
    
    
'''2ch'''   
</nowiki> <br/> '''2ch''' <br/> <nowiki>  
They…   
They…   
They haven’t arrested you yet?   
They haven’t arrested you yet?   
    
    
'''2ch'''   
</nowiki> <br/> '''2ch''' <br/> <nowiki>  
You’re STILL here?   
You’re STILL here?   
    
    
Forget about Denko. I feel so bad for her.   
Forget about Denko. I feel so bad for her.   
    
    
'''OP'''   
</nowiki> <br/> '''OP''' <br/> <nowiki>  
Hey, this is no laughing matter!   
Hey, this is no laughing matter!   
I made this thread so I could sort things out inside before I went to meet Denko today.   
I made this thread so I could sort things out inside before I went to meet Denko today.   
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I guess? I don’t understand it at all… (´・ω・`)   
I guess? I don’t understand it at all… (´・ω・`)   
    
    
'''2ch'''   
</nowiki> <br/> '''2ch''' <br/> <nowiki>  
Show us that supposed “okay” email. In full, no editing.   
Show us that supposed “okay” email. In full, no editing.   
    
    
'''OP'''   
</nowiki> <br/> '''OP''' <br/> <nowiki>  
Me: “I love you, please go out with me!” (Abbreviated)   
Me: “I love you, please go out with me!” (Abbreviated)   
Denko: “Sure” (Non-abbreviated)   
Denko: “Sure” (Non-abbreviated)   
    
    
'''OP'''   
</nowiki> <br/> '''OP''' <br/> <nowiki>  
She suddenly changed her phone number and email address, so now I can’t contact her, as much as I want to…   
She suddenly changed her phone number and email address, so now I can’t contact her, as much as I want to…   
Plus there are strange rumors spreading about me at school, and everyone’s ignoring me… (´・ω・`)   
Plus there are strange rumors spreading about me at school, and everyone’s ignoring me… (´・ω・`)   
It hurts so much…   
It hurts so much…   
    
    
'''2ch'''   
</nowiki> <br/> '''2ch''' <br/> <nowiki>  
gg, man.   
gg, man.   
    
    
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On top of changing her phone number and email to get away from you, she could have you checked into a mental institution.   
On top of changing her phone number and email to get away from you, she could have you checked into a mental institution.   
    
    
'''OP'''   
</nowiki> <br/> '''OP''' <br/> <nowiki>  
Please! This is a huge shock to me!   
Please! This is a huge shock to me!   
I can’t believe Denko would do something like this…   
I can’t believe Denko would do something like this…   
Because just yesterday, one of Denko’s school friends sold me her new email and phone number for 60,000 yen… (´・ω・`)   
Because just yesterday, one of Denko’s school friends sold me her new email and phone number for 60,000 yen… (´・ω・`)   
    
    
'''2ch'''   
</nowiki> <br/> '''2ch''' <br/> <nowiki>  
Same guy, huh… Frankly, I’m amazed he’s still around.   
Same guy, huh… Frankly, I’m amazed he’s still around.   
    
    
'''2ch'''   
</nowiki> <br/> '''2ch''' <br/> <nowiki>  
Wait a sec.   
Wait a sec.   
I saw the old threads, but OP, did you really send over 600 emails without getting a reply?   
I saw the old threads, but OP, did you really send over 600 emails without getting a reply?   
    
    
'''OP'''   
</nowiki> <br/> '''OP''' <br/> <nowiki>  
I didn’t have any experience with romance, so yes, I sent that many.   
I didn’t have any experience with romance, so yes, I sent that many.   
But I’m better now that everyone’s warned against me doing that… (´・ω・`)   
But I’m better now that everyone’s warned against me doing that… (´・ω・`)   
    
    
'''2ch'''   
</nowiki> <br/> '''2ch''' <br/> <nowiki>  
That’s dedication, man.   
That’s dedication, man.   
    
    
But what would you do if Denko liked someone else?   
But what would you do if Denko liked someone else?   
    
    
'''OP'''   
</nowiki> <br/> '''OP''' <br/> <nowiki>  
I don’t think that would happen, but if she got another boyfriend, I’d cry… (´・ω・`)   
I don’t think that would happen, but if she got another boyfriend, I’d cry… (´・ω・`)   
    
    
'''2ch'''   
</nowiki> <br/> '''2ch''' <br/> <nowiki>  
She doesn’t want your love, so pretending to date Denko is just troubling her.   
She doesn’t want your love, so pretending to date Denko is just troubling her.   
It’s a waste of time getting so attached.   
It’s a waste of time getting so attached.   
    
    
'''OP'''   
</nowiki> <br/> '''OP''' <br/> <nowiki>  
If I got another girlfriend, what would I tell Denko?   
If I got another girlfriend, what would I tell Denko?   
What would be the point of that?   
What would be the point of that?   
    
    
'''2ch'''   
</nowiki> <br/> '''2ch''' <br/> <nowiki>  
Haha, this is funny…   
Haha, this is funny…   
I just woke up my girlfriend who was sleeping beside me, had her read the previous threads… and now she can’t sleep anymore.   
I just woke up my girlfriend who was sleeping beside me, had her read the previous threads… and now she can’t sleep anymore.   
    
    
'''2ch'''   
</nowiki> <br/> '''2ch''' <br/> <nowiki>  
Given the title of the thread, don’t you already know it’s time to give up?   
Given the title of the thread, don’t you already know it’s time to give up?   
    
    
'''2ch'''   
</nowiki> <br/> '''2ch''' <br/> <nowiki>  
^ Let’s be realistic here, he didn’t have a girlfriend at any point.   
^ Let’s be realistic here, he didn’t have a girlfriend at any point.   
    
    
'''2ch'''   
</nowiki> <br/> '''2ch''' <br/> <nowiki>  
So, did you end up getting a reply from Denko?   
So, did you end up getting a reply from Denko?   
    
    
'''OP'''   
</nowiki> <br/> '''OP''' <br/> <nowiki>  
After I sent that message, Denko changed her number and address, and the next day her friend sold them to me.   
After I sent that message, Denko changed her number and address, and the next day her friend sold them to me.   
Then I tried sending another email, but she’d changed her number yet again.   
Then I tried sending another email, but she’d changed her number yet again.   
I was really upset and bought the info from her friend again, but when I finally emailed Denko, she said we’re not dating… (´・ω・`)   
I was really upset and bought the info from her friend again, but when I finally emailed Denko, she said we’re not dating… (´・ω・`)   
    
    
'''2ch'''   
</nowiki> <br/> '''2ch''' <br/> <nowiki>  
So the current situation is she said you’re not dating, so you want to talk about what you should do?   
So the current situation is she said you’re not dating, so you want to talk about what you should do?   
    
    
'''OP'''   
</nowiki> <br/> '''OP''' <br/> <nowiki>  
Well, Denko seems to be denying me her email, so I changed my address and I’m pretending to be one of her friends…   
Well, Denko seems to be denying me her email, so I changed my address and I’m pretending to be one of her friends…   
I need a way to casually ask what she thinks about me in a conversation… (´・ω・`)   
I need a way to casually ask what she thinks about me in a conversation… (´・ω・`)   
    
    
'''2ch'''   
</nowiki> <br/> '''2ch''' <br/> <nowiki>  
Can you just throw in a casual “Is the thing with (OP) going okay?” with a regular email?   
Can you just throw in a casual “Is the thing with (OP) going okay?” with a regular email?   
    
    
'''OP'''   
</nowiki> <br/> '''OP''' <br/> <nowiki>  
Hmm… (´・ω・`) I might send that, sure…   
Hmm… (´・ω・`) I might send that, sure…   
But I’m not sure if she’d talk to her friends about it, and she might already be asleep…   
But I’m not sure if she’d talk to her friends about it, and she might already be asleep…   
    
    
'''2ch'''   
</nowiki> <br/> '''2ch''' <br/> <nowiki>  
You’d better not email her right now.   
You’d better not email her right now.   
Don’t blow your relationship at this point, man.   
Don’t blow your relationship at this point, man.   
    
    
'''2ch'''   
</nowiki> <br/> '''2ch''' <br/> <nowiki>  
Maybe around 500 emails would wake her up?   
Maybe around 500 emails would wake her up?   
    
    
'''OP'''   
</nowiki> <br/> '''OP''' <br/> <nowiki>  
Then she’d definitely know it was me! (´・ω・`) Pleeeeease…   
Then she’d definitely know it was me! (´・ω・`) Pleeeeease…   
    
    
'''2ch'''   
</nowiki> <br/> '''2ch''' <br/> <nowiki>  
Be frank with her, man!   
Be frank with her, man!   
Then the conversation can flow naturally.   
Then the conversation can flow naturally.   
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Lead the conversation toward what you want to hear.   
Lead the conversation toward what you want to hear.   
    
    
'''OP'''   
</nowiki> <br/> '''OP''' <br/> <nowiki>  
Whoa! Thanks! That’s really useful!!!   
Whoa! Thanks! That’s really useful!!!   
Lead the conversation, huh? I think I’ll send her an email now.   
Lead the conversation, huh? I think I’ll send her an email now.   
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Invite me if you go out drinking again!”   
Invite me if you go out drinking again!”   
    
    
'''2ch'''   
</nowiki> <br/> '''2ch''' <br/> <nowiki>  
Good morning! Sorry to message you now.   
Good morning! Sorry to message you now.   
I just woke up at this weird time…   
I just woke up at this weird time…   
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Maybe start with something like that?   
Maybe start with something like that?   
    
    
'''OP'''   
</nowiki> <br/> '''OP''' <br/> <nowiki>  
Thanks, I sent that. (´・ω・`)   
Thanks, I sent that. (´・ω・`)   
    
    
'''2ch'''   
</nowiki> <br/> '''2ch''' <br/> <nowiki>  
If she actually replies at a time like this, I think I’ll fall for Denko’s sweetness.   
If she actually replies at a time like this, I think I’ll fall for Denko’s sweetness.   
    
    
'''OP'''   
</nowiki> <br/> '''OP''' <br/> <nowiki>  
I’ve been wanting to know when Denko sleeps, so I’ve watched her window to see when the lights go out.   
I’ve been wanting to know when Denko sleeps, so I’ve watched her window to see when the lights go out.   
Usually the lights are out around 1 or 2, so she might be sleeping… (´・ω・`)   
Usually the lights are out around 1 or 2, so she might be sleeping… (´・ω・`)   
    
    
'''2ch'''   
</nowiki> <br/> '''2ch''' <br/> <nowiki>  
OP, what about Denko charms you?   
OP, what about Denko charms you?   
    
    
'''OP'''   
</nowiki> <br/> '''OP''' <br/> <nowiki>  
She’s cute, and tidy, and kind, and though she’s a little timid, she tries hard when she wants to.   
She’s cute, and tidy, and kind, and though she’s a little timid, she tries hard when she wants to.   
She’s always putting in lots of effort in the shadows… (´・ω・`)   
She’s always putting in lots of effort in the shadows… (´・ω・`)   
She’s just so delicate and pure. And she has a strong sense of justice, so she hates twisted things.   
She’s just so delicate and pure. And she has a strong sense of justice, so she hates twisted things.   
    
    
'''2ch'''   
</nowiki> <br/> '''2ch''' <br/> <nowiki>  
So basically, Denko would be murdered if this were a TV drama.   
So basically, Denko would be murdered if this were a TV drama.   
    
    
'''2ch'''   
</nowiki> <br/> '''2ch''' <br/> <nowiki>  
^ Isn’t that backwards?   
^ Isn’t that backwards?   
As a result of OP being constantly rejected, he kills Denko out of spite…   
As a result of OP being constantly rejected, he kills Denko out of spite…   
Please, recognize you were never dating to begin with.   
Please, recognize you were never dating to begin with.   
    
    
'''OP'''   
</nowiki> <br/> '''OP''' <br/> <nowiki>  
I HAVE HAD NO INTENTION OF KILLING OR RAPING HER.   
I HAVE HAD NO INTENTION OF KILLING OR RAPING HER.   
I just wish things would go back to normal… (´・ω・`)   
I just wish things would go back to normal… (´・ω・`)   
    
    
'''2ch'''   
</nowiki> <br/> '''2ch''' <br/> <nowiki>  
And what was “normal,” again?   
And what was “normal,” again?   
    
    
'''OP'''   
</nowiki> <br/> '''OP''' <br/> <nowiki>  
Just mutually caring for one another? (´・ω・`)   
Just mutually caring for one another? (´・ω・`)   
It sounds embarrassing when I write it…   
It sounds embarrassing when I write it…   
    
    
'''2ch'''   
</nowiki> <br/> '''2ch''' <br/> <nowiki>  
And how exactly did that mutual caring go?   
And how exactly did that mutual caring go?   
    
    
'''OP'''   
</nowiki> <br/> '''OP''' <br/> <nowiki>  
Specifically? Uh, we emailed each other, I put smiley faces on things…   
Specifically? Uh, we emailed each other, I put smiley faces on things…   
We made lots of eye contact, I greeted her with a smile… I’m getting embarrassed, but yeah, it was a lot of things.   
We made lots of eye contact, I greeted her with a smile… I’m getting embarrassed, but yeah, it was a lot of things.   
    
    
'''OP'''   
</nowiki> <br/> '''OP''' <br/> <nowiki>  
Since everyone’s warned me that I send too many emails, I’ll only send ten every three days… (´・ω・`)   
Since everyone’s warned me that I send too many emails, I’ll only send ten every three days… (´・ω・`)   
    
    
'''2ch'''   
</nowiki> <br/> '''2ch''' <br/> <nowiki>  
Strong sense of justice? Hates twisted things? Wow, she must hate your guts.   
Strong sense of justice? Hates twisted things? Wow, she must hate your guts.   
    
    
'''2ch'''   
</nowiki> <br/> '''2ch''' <br/> <nowiki>  
Take heart, everyone. There’s no mistaking that OP and Denko never “mutually cared for” each other.   
Take heart, everyone. There’s no mistaking that OP and Denko never “mutually cared for” each other.   
    
    
'''OP'''   
</nowiki> <br/> '''OP''' <br/> <nowiki>  
I guess it’s just hard to explain our relationship to a third party… (´・ω・`)   
I guess it’s just hard to explain our relationship to a third party… (´・ω・`)   
It’s something only we could understand, okay?   
It’s something only we could understand, okay?   
    
    
'''2ch'''   
</nowiki> <br/> '''2ch''' <br/> <nowiki>  
You’re still at this…   
You’re still at this…   
There’s other fish in the sea, and dating sites and all that.   
There’s other fish in the sea, and dating sites and all that.   
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But if not, then get along with your new girl.   
But if not, then get along with your new girl.   
    
    
'''OP'''   
</nowiki> <br/> '''OP''' <br/> <nowiki>  
I COULDN’T HAVE ANYONE BESIDES DENKO. DENKO’S THE ONLY ONE IN THE WORLD I COULD LOVE.   
I COULDN’T HAVE ANYONE BESIDES DENKO. DENKO’S THE ONLY ONE IN THE WORLD I COULD LOVE.   
    
    
'''2ch'''   
</nowiki> <br/> '''2ch''' <br/> <nowiki>  
»Changed her number and email address   
»Changed her number and email address   
»Changed her number and email address   
»Changed her number and email address   
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What boyfriend wouldn’t be told about a new phone number and email…?   
What boyfriend wouldn’t be told about a new phone number and email…?   
    
    
'''2ch'''   
</nowiki> <br/> '''2ch''' <br/> <nowiki>  
He has no friends, and no experience with women, so this is how he thinks…   
He has no friends, and no experience with women, so this is how he thinks…   
Make some friends first. Then we’ll talk.   
Make some friends first. Then we’ll talk.   
    
    
'''OP'''   
</nowiki> <br/> '''OP''' <br/> <nowiki>  
I would say I don’t need friends as long as I have Denko.   
I would say I don’t need friends as long as I have Denko.   
But then again, I think of you guys as friends… (´・ω・`)   
But then again, I think of you guys as friends… (´・ω・`)   
Since you’re all so experienced and giving me good advice…   
Since you’re all so experienced and giving me good advice…   
    
    
'''2ch'''   
</nowiki> <br/> '''2ch''' <br/> <nowiki>  
This guy is a serious pain in the ass.   
This guy is a serious pain in the ass.   
    
    
'''2ch'''   
</nowiki> <br/> '''2ch''' <br/> <nowiki>  
Why don’t you meet her face to face?   
Why don’t you meet her face to face?   
Then she’ll definitely know how barf-worthy you are.   
Then she’ll definitely know how barf-worthy you are.   
    
    
'''OP'''   
</nowiki> <br/> '''OP''' <br/> <nowiki>  
I WANT TO BUT THEY MIGHT CALL THE POLICE.   
I WANT TO BUT THEY MIGHT CALL THE POLICE.   
I’ve keeping watch in front of the train station, but I’m suspecting she changed her route… (´・ω・`)   
I’ve keeping watch in front of the train station, but I’m suspecting she changed her route… (´・ω・`)   
    
    
'''2ch'''   
</nowiki> <br/> '''2ch''' <br/> <nowiki>  
Confessing over email is so middle school…   
Confessing over email is so middle school…   
Why can’t you tell her directly?   
Why can’t you tell her directly?   
    
    
'''2ch'''   
</nowiki> <br/> '''2ch''' <br/> <nowiki>  
Can’t you ask Denko’s friends who sold you her email?   
Can’t you ask Denko’s friends who sold you her email?   
    
    
'''OP'''   
</nowiki> <br/> '''OP''' <br/> <nowiki>  
Yeah, I’ve heard from her friend…   
Yeah, I’ve heard from her friend…   
Supposedly Denko is “seriously afraid I’ll murder her someday.”   
Supposedly Denko is “seriously afraid I’ll murder her someday.”   
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It’s important I see the truth with my own ears and eyes… (´・ω・`)   
It’s important I see the truth with my own ears and eyes… (´・ω・`)   
    
    
'''2ch'''   
</nowiki> <br/> '''2ch''' <br/> <nowiki>  
Okay, just for the sake of argument.   
Okay, just for the sake of argument.   
    
    
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Totally hypothetical.   
Totally hypothetical.   
    
    
'''OP'''   
</nowiki> <br/> '''OP''' <br/> <nowiki>  
I guess first I’d ask what she doesn’t like about me? And then I’d try my best to be a guy that satisfies Denko.   
I guess first I’d ask what she doesn’t like about me? And then I’d try my best to be a guy that satisfies Denko.   
    
    
'''2ch'''   
</nowiki> <br/> '''2ch''' <br/> <nowiki>  
You’re always… keeping watch…?!   
You’re always… keeping watch…?!   
    
    
'''2ch'''   
</nowiki> <br/> '''2ch''' <br/> <nowiki>  
She’ll call the police if you go to her house.   
She’ll call the police if you go to her house.   
You’re keeping watch for her in front of the train station.   
You’re keeping watch for her in front of the train station.   
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And you still think she likes you?   
And you still think she likes you?   
    
    
'''OP'''   
</nowiki> <br/> '''OP''' <br/> <nowiki>  
Do you think there’s a misunderstanding?   
Do you think there’s a misunderstanding?   
I just want things cleared up… (´・ω・`)   
I just want things cleared up… (´・ω・`)   
    
    
'''2ch'''   
</nowiki> <br/> '''2ch''' <br/> <nowiki>  
Okay, serious time!   
Okay, serious time!   
OP, you’re pretending to be one of her friends over email, yeah?   
OP, you’re pretending to be one of her friends over email, yeah?   
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Since it’s karaoke, you’ll be good even if she screams! Good luck!   
Since it’s karaoke, you’ll be good even if she screams! Good luck!   
    
    
'''2ch'''   
</nowiki> <br/> '''2ch''' <br/> <nowiki>  
I don’t suppose this “Denko” might be little more than a figment of your imagination?   
I don’t suppose this “Denko” might be little more than a figment of your imagination?   
If that’s the case, I don’t think there’s any doubt you have schizophrenia.   
If that’s the case, I don’t think there’s any doubt you have schizophrenia.   
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You don’t get anything but what they write on 2channel, but it’s worth thinking about.   
You don’t get anything but what they write on 2channel, but it’s worth thinking about.   
    
    
'''2ch'''   
</nowiki> <br/> '''2ch''' <br/> <nowiki>  
If Denko figures out it’s the OP emailing her, she’s going to go insane.   
If Denko figures out it’s the OP emailing her, she’s going to go insane.   
    
    
'''OP'''   
</nowiki> <br/> '''OP''' <br/> <nowiki>  
I’m planning to get the info and make a quick getaway.   
I’m planning to get the info and make a quick getaway.   
I don’t think I’ll get caught… (´・ω・`)   
I don’t think I’ll get caught… (´・ω・`)   
    
    
'''2ch'''   
</nowiki> <br/> '''2ch''' <br/> <nowiki>  
It’s inevitable, dude.   
It’s inevitable, dude.   
Do you want her to hate you even more?   
Do you want her to hate you even more?   
    
    
'''2ch'''   
</nowiki> <br/> '''2ch''' <br/> <nowiki>  
Denko’s sleeping right beside me.   
Denko’s sleeping right beside me.   
Her slot was too loose, so she took it up the ass.   
Her slot was too loose, so she took it up the ass.   
    
    
'''OP'''   
</nowiki> <br/> '''OP''' <br/> <nowiki>  
DENKO’S NO WHORE YOU WON’T FOOL ME   
DENKO’S NO WHORE YOU WON’T FOOL ME   
    
    
'''OP'''   
</nowiki> <br/> '''OP''' <br/> <nowiki>  
Apparently Denko and some of her friends are going to see the cherry blossoms in Yoyogi Park tomorrow.   
Apparently Denko and some of her friends are going to see the cherry blossoms in Yoyogi Park tomorrow.   
I might be able to see Denko from afar, while she’s distracted by the blossoms.   
I might be able to see Denko from afar, while she’s distracted by the blossoms.   
But I could use your advice to make sure I don’t do anything wrong… (´・ω・`)   
But I could use your advice to make sure I don’t do anything wrong… (´・ω・`)   
    
    
'''2ch'''   
</nowiki> <br/> '''2ch''' <br/> <nowiki>  
How did you find this out?   
How did you find this out?   
    
    
'''OP'''   
</nowiki> <br/> '''OP''' <br/> <nowiki>  
Denko’s friend sold me the info for 3000 yen… (´・ω・`)   
Denko’s friend sold me the info for 3000 yen… (´・ω・`)   
    
    
'''2ch'''   
</nowiki> <br/> '''2ch''' <br/> <nowiki>  
Oh, right. Is that friend who’s selling you info a boy or a girl?   
Oh, right. Is that friend who’s selling you info a boy or a girl?   
    
    
'''OP'''   
</nowiki> <br/> '''OP''' <br/> <nowiki>  
She’s a girl, but don’t worry, I know I can’t trust her 100%. (´・ω・`)   
She’s a girl, but don’t worry, I know I can’t trust her 100%. (´・ω・`)   
    
    
'''2ch'''   
</nowiki> <br/> '''2ch''' <br/> <nowiki>  
Having to pay for information isn’t making you lose heart?   
Having to pay for information isn’t making you lose heart?   
What would Denko have to say to make you give up??   
What would Denko have to say to make you give up??   
    
    
'''OP'''   
</nowiki> <br/> '''OP''' <br/> <nowiki>  
I think I’m being very faithful by going as far as paying to know more about Denko.   
I think I’m being very faithful by going as far as paying to know more about Denko.   
Giving up at this point would be unthinkable, so I’m not thinking about it.   
Giving up at this point would be unthinkable, so I’m not thinking about it.   
Because I really don’t know what I would do.   
Because I really don’t know what I would do.   
    
    
'''2ch'''   
</nowiki> <br/> '''2ch''' <br/> <nowiki>  
Ignoring that this could be a complete troll, Denko’s a real good kid.   
Ignoring that this could be a complete troll, Denko’s a real good kid.   
    
    
I mean, she actually gave the time of day to OP despite him being bullied all his life and still being a creeper even in college.   
I mean, she actually gave the time of day to OP despite him being bullied all his life and still being a creeper even in college.   
    
    
'''2ch'''   
</nowiki> <br/> '''2ch''' <br/> <nowiki>  
What was this confession email you sent, OP?   
What was this confession email you sent, OP?   
    
    
[Love letter reposted.]   
[Love letter reposted.]   
    
    
'''OP'''   
</nowiki> <br/> '''OP''' <br/> <nowiki>  
H-Hey, guys, stop posting that, it’s embarrassing!   
H-Hey, guys, stop posting that, it’s embarrassing!   
I think things are really going to make progress this afternoon.   
I think things are really going to make progress this afternoon.   
No replies since Denko seems to be asleep… (´・ω・`)   
No replies since Denko seems to be asleep… (´・ω・`)   
    
    
'''2ch'''   
</nowiki> <br/> '''2ch''' <br/> <nowiki>  
You should just casually greet her today.   
You should just casually greet her today.   
    
    
And since it’s hot, you can give her some juice.   
And since it’s hot, you can give her some juice.   
    
    
'''OP'''   
</nowiki> <br/> '''OP''' <br/> <nowiki>  
I’ve been thinking about just casually showing up, yeah…   
I’ve been thinking about just casually showing up, yeah…   
And then meeting Denko in person under the cherry blossoms so I can confess once more… (´・ω・`)   
And then meeting Denko in person under the cherry blossoms so I can confess once more… (´・ω・`)   
    
    
'''2ch'''   
</nowiki> <br/> '''2ch''' <br/> <nowiki>  
Er, do you think suddenly running into you would make Denko happy?   
Er, do you think suddenly running into you would make Denko happy?   
    
    
'''OP'''   
</nowiki> <br/> '''OP''' <br/> <nowiki>  
Was it accident or fate that me and Denko met on this earth?   
Was it accident or fate that me and Denko met on this earth?   
I got the information she was going flower-viewing from a friend, so maybe that could be fate?   
I got the information she was going flower-viewing from a friend, so maybe that could be fate?   
And Denko might just realize how fated our meeting is… (´・ω・`)   
And Denko might just realize how fated our meeting is… (´・ω・`)   
    
    
'''2ch'''   
</nowiki> <br/> '''2ch''' <br/> <nowiki>  
(゜Д゜)   
(゜Д゜)   
    
    
'''2ch'''   
</nowiki> <br/> '''2ch''' <br/> <nowiki>  
Are you going to check to see if Denko leaves on time?   
Are you going to check to see if Denko leaves on time?   
    
    
'''2ch'''   
</nowiki> <br/> '''2ch''' <br/> <nowiki>  
I would think this is a troll for sure, but that guy who got arrested a while ago was for real…   
I would think this is a troll for sure, but that guy who got arrested a while ago was for real…   
There are some serious crazies in the world.   
There are some serious crazies in the world.   
    
    
'''2ch'''   
</nowiki> <br/> '''2ch''' <br/> <nowiki>  
Details on guy who got arrested?   
Details on guy who got arrested?   
    
    
'''2ch'''   
</nowiki> <br/> '''2ch''' <br/> <nowiki>  
There was a stalker thread by some art student going on about such-and-such his true love.   
There was a stalker thread by some art student going on about such-and-such his true love.   
Everyone thought he was a troll, but then he got arrested.   
Everyone thought he was a troll, but then he got arrested.   
    
    
'''2ch'''   
</nowiki> <br/> '''2ch''' <br/> <nowiki>  
^ It was Minami.   
^ It was Minami.   
    
    
'''2ch'''   
</nowiki> <br/> '''2ch''' <br/> <nowiki>  
^ Wait, that was real?!   
^ Wait, that was real?!   
    
    
'''2ch'''   
</nowiki> <br/> '''2ch''' <br/> <nowiki>  
Here’s how things are going to go down:   
Here’s how things are going to go down:   
- He’s rejected or reported   
- He’s rejected or reported   
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- Denko gets shanked   
- Denko gets shanked   
    
    
'''2ch'''   
</nowiki> <br/> '''2ch''' <br/> <nowiki>  
^ JESUS CRHIST NOOOOO   
^ JESUS CRHIST NOOOOO   
DENKO RUN AWAY   
DENKO RUN AWAY   
    
    
'''2ch'''   
</nowiki> <br/> '''2ch''' <br/> <nowiki>  
I knew a guy who got rejected five times for “not being their type,” but the sixth dated him.   
I knew a guy who got rejected five times for “not being their type,” but the sixth dated him.   
I asked the girl why he dated him, and she seemed to honestly like his determination.   
I asked the girl why he dated him, and she seemed to honestly like his determination.   
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No reason for OP to give in! So good luck and don’t stab her!   
No reason for OP to give in! So good luck and don’t stab her!   
    
    
'''OP'''   
</nowiki> <br/> '''OP''' <br/> <nowiki>  
Whoa! That sounds exactly like me and Denko right now!   
Whoa! That sounds exactly like me and Denko right now!   
That really gives me hope!   
That really gives me hope!   
    
    
'''2ch'''   
</nowiki> <br/> '''2ch''' <br/> <nowiki>  
I wonder what Denko looks like.   
I wonder what Denko looks like.   
Is she cute?   
Is she cute?   
Being targeted by a stalker can’t be good for her mental state, though.   
Being targeted by a stalker can’t be good for her mental state, though.   
    
    
'''OP'''   
</nowiki> <br/> '''OP''' <br/> <nowiki>  
Yeah, she’s cute, though I don’t know if I could compare her to any celebrities since I don’t really know any…   
Yeah, she’s cute, though I don’t know if I could compare her to any celebrities since I don’t really know any…   
I guess you could call her the model Japanese beauty.   
I guess you could call her the model Japanese beauty.   
    
    
'''2ch'''   
</nowiki> <br/> '''2ch''' <br/> <nowiki>  
Hm…   
Hm…   
And her height? I bet she’s skinny.   
And her height? I bet she’s skinny.   
    
    
'''OP'''   
</nowiki> <br/> '''OP''' <br/> <nowiki>  
She’s right around 150 cm and yeah, has a slender figure… (´・ω・`)   
She’s right around 150 cm and yeah, has a slender figure… (´・ω・`)   
And she’s a virign. (´・ω・`)   
And she’s a virign. (´・ω・`)   
    
    
'''2ch'''   
</nowiki> <br/> '''2ch''' <br/> <nowiki>  
Wait, how do you know she’s a virgin.   
Wait, how do you know she’s a virgin.   
Did she tell you that herself?   
Did she tell you that herself?   
    
    
'''OP'''   
</nowiki> <br/> '''OP''' <br/> <nowiki>  
Um, I just have a feeling she is…? I mean, I KNOW Denko couldn’t possibly be such a loose girl… (´・ω・`)   
Um, I just have a feeling she is…? I mean, I KNOW Denko couldn’t possibly be such a loose girl… (´・ω・`)   
    
    
'''2ch'''   
</nowiki> <br/> '''2ch''' <br/> <nowiki>  
Pfft, you’re guessing…?   
Pfft, you’re guessing…?   
Well, who wouldn’t believe OP’s got a sixth sense for this stuff?   
Well, who wouldn’t believe OP’s got a sixth sense for this stuff?   
    
    
'''2ch'''   
</nowiki> <br/> '''2ch''' <br/> <nowiki>  
I’m really sorry, dude.   
I’m really sorry, dude.   
    
    
'''2ch'''   
</nowiki> <br/> '''2ch''' <br/> <nowiki>  
Denko might develop a fear of men at this rate.   
Denko might develop a fear of men at this rate.   
And why the hell did Denko’s friend give OP info?   
And why the hell did Denko’s friend give OP info?   
Even to make a quick buck, that’s being the worst friend ever…   
Even to make a quick buck, that’s being the worst friend ever…   
    
    
'''2ch'''   
</nowiki> <br/> '''2ch''' <br/> <nowiki>  
This is definitely reminding me of the Minami thread.   
This is definitely reminding me of the Minami thread.   
    
    
'''2ch'''   
</nowiki> <br/> '''2ch''' <br/> <nowiki>  
Somebody call for a Snake?   
Somebody call for a Snake?   
I’ll go.   
I’ll go.   
    
    
'''2ch'''   
</nowiki> <br/> '''2ch''' <br/> <nowiki>  
^ Please protect Denko.   
^ Please protect Denko.   
    
    
'''2ch'''   
</nowiki> <br/> '''2ch''' <br/> <nowiki>  
^ You are our ray of light.   
^ You are our ray of light.   
    
    
'''2ch'''   
</nowiki> <br/> '''2ch''' <br/> <nowiki>  
Where does OP live?   
Where does OP live?   
    
    
'''2ch'''   
</nowiki> <br/> '''2ch''' <br/> <nowiki>  
Same class as Denko in high school.   
Same class as Denko in high school.   
They both live with their parents.   
They both live with their parents.   
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If it were any lower than that, I don’t think they’d go to Yoyogi for flower-viewing.   
If it were any lower than that, I don’t think they’d go to Yoyogi for flower-viewing.   
    
    
'''OP'''   
</nowiki> <br/> '''OP''' <br/> <nowiki>  
Still not here… (´・ω・`)   
Still not here… (´・ω・`)   
Which means not much to write. If I get an email, I expect some advice.   
Which means not much to write. If I get an email, I expect some advice.   
    
    
'''2ch'''   
</nowiki> <br/> '''2ch''' <br/> <nowiki>  
By the way, this is what he sent as a followup to the rejection email after peeking through windows for Denko.   
By the way, this is what he sent as a followup to the rejection email after peeking through windows for Denko.   
[Repost of “Subject: This Is How I Feel.”]   
[Repost of “Subject: This Is How I Feel.”]   
    
    
'''2ch'''   
</nowiki> <br/> '''2ch''' <br/> <nowiki>  
He explicitly denied wanting to “kill her or rape her”…   
He explicitly denied wanting to “kill her or rape her”…   
If this is real, that’s nightmarish…   
If this is real, that’s nightmarish…   
    
    
'''OP'''   
</nowiki> <br/> '''OP''' <br/> <nowiki>  
Guys, don’t come look for me! That’d be embarrassing!   
Guys, don’t come look for me! That’d be embarrassing!   
You’ll make me laugh if I see you while I’m confessing…   
You’ll make me laugh if I see you while I’m confessing…   
    
    
'''2ch'''   
</nowiki> <br/> '''2ch''' <br/> <nowiki>  
What are you going to go in, a suit?   
What are you going to go in, a suit?   
    
    
'''OP'''   
</nowiki> <br/> '''OP''' <br/> <nowiki>  
Just pants and a shirt… (´・ω・`)   
Just pants and a shirt… (´・ω・`)   
    
    
'''2ch'''   
</nowiki> <br/> '''2ch''' <br/> <nowiki>  
What do you think the chances of your confession succeeding are?   
What do you think the chances of your confession succeeding are?   
    
    
'''OP'''   
</nowiki> <br/> '''OP''' <br/> <nowiki>  
Honestly, probably about fifty-fifty… But I know she’s going to accept! I believe!   
Honestly, probably about fifty-fifty… But I know she’s going to accept! I believe!   
    
    
'''2ch'''   
</nowiki> <br/> '''2ch''' <br/> <nowiki>  
Poor Denko’s gonna have PTSD.   
Poor Denko’s gonna have PTSD.   
    
    
'''OP'''   
</nowiki> <br/> '''OP''' <br/> <nowiki>  
Not to spoil anything, but I do have a special backup plan…   
Not to spoil anything, but I do have a special backup plan…   
I’ll have one of Denko’s friends ask her to buy some alcohol.   
I’ll have one of Denko’s friends ask her to buy some alcohol.   
Then while Denko is alone, I call to her and bring her under the cherry blossoms. (´・ω・`)   
Then while Denko is alone, I call to her and bring her under the cherry blossoms. (´・ω・`)   
    
    
'''2ch'''   
</nowiki> <br/> '''2ch''' <br/> <nowiki>  
Ooh, what a schemer!   
Ooh, what a schemer!   
Make sure she doesn’t hurt herself when she swoons.   
Make sure she doesn’t hurt herself when she swoons.   
    
    
'''2ch'''   
</nowiki> <br/> '''2ch''' <br/> <nowiki>  
You got some real great friends, Denko… lololol   
You got some real great friends, Denko… lololol   
    
    
'''2ch'''   
</nowiki> <br/> '''2ch''' <br/> <nowiki>  
Has all the info so far been correct?   
Has all the info so far been correct?   
    
    
'''OP'''   
</nowiki> <br/> '''OP''' <br/> <nowiki>  
The info I got from Denko’s friend? So far, I guess…   
The info I got from Denko’s friend? So far, I guess…   
But I still don’t trust her 100%.   
But I still don’t trust her 100%.   
    
    
'''2ch'''   
</nowiki> <br/> '''2ch''' <br/> <nowiki>  
Where’d OP go?   
Where’d OP go?   
    
    
'''2ch'''   
</nowiki> <br/> '''2ch''' <br/> <nowiki>  
Probably school.   
Probably school.   
    
    
His priorities are all out of whack, but in a way it makes me envious…   
His priorities are all out of whack, but in a way it makes me envious…   
    
    
'''OP'''   
</nowiki> <br/> '''OP''' <br/> <nowiki>  
Actually, I’ve been ignoring college. They all call me creepy, so I’ve stopped going… (´・ω・`)   
Actually, I’ve been ignoring college. They all call me creepy, so I’ve stopped going… (´・ω・`)   
    
    
'''2ch'''   
</nowiki> <br/> '''2ch''' <br/> <nowiki>  
If you’re gonna make a thread, answer your damn questions!   
If you’re gonna make a thread, answer your damn questions!   
    
    
Seriously, what an aspie…   
Seriously, what an aspie…   
    
    
'''OP'''   
</nowiki> <br/> '''OP''' <br/> <nowiki>  
I’m not an “aspie,” okay? I’ll answer anything!   
I’m not an “aspie,” okay? I’ll answer anything!   
But sorry if I overlook anything… (´・ω・`)   
But sorry if I overlook anything… (´・ω・`)   
    
    
'''2ch'''   
</nowiki> <br/> '''2ch''' <br/> <nowiki>  
So the only info you’ve gotten from the friend is Denko’s contact info and the info about today?   
So the only info you’ve gotten from the friend is Denko’s contact info and the info about today?   
    
    
'''OP'''   
</nowiki> <br/> '''OP''' <br/> <nowiki>  
No, she’s already sold me a bunch of other info.   
No, she’s already sold me a bunch of other info.   
Like the other day, Denko went with a friend to a soap store and bought some honey-scented body soap.   
Like the other day, Denko went with a friend to a soap store and bought some honey-scented body soap.   
So now I’m using the exact same stuff as Denko… (´・ω・`)   
So now I’m using the exact same stuff as Denko… (´・ω・`)   
    
    
'''OP'''   
</nowiki> <br/> '''OP''' <br/> <nowiki>  
And please don’t do this Snake thing, okay?   
And please don’t do this Snake thing, okay?   
My entire life is riding on today’s confession, so I’m terrified of someone getting in the way… (´・ω・`)   
My entire life is riding on today’s confession, so I’m terrified of someone getting in the way… (´・ω・`)   
    
    
'''2ch'''   
</nowiki> <br/> '''2ch''' <br/> <nowiki>  
Just one thing I want to ask OP.   
Just one thing I want to ask OP.   
If Denko’s with a boyfriend at the park, will you stab her?   
If Denko’s with a boyfriend at the park, will you stab her?   
    
    
'''OP'''   
</nowiki> <br/> '''OP''' <br/> <nowiki>  
She definitely doesn’t have one so it’ll be okay. (´・ω・`)   
She definitely doesn’t have one so it’ll be okay. (´・ω・`)   
    
    
'''OP'''   
</nowiki> <br/> '''OP''' <br/> <nowiki>  
Ack! Apparently I’m being misunderstood again!   
Ack! Apparently I’m being misunderstood again!   
The reason I’m using the same body soap is just because I thought it might help me know Denko’s feelings and make me think about things.   
The reason I’m using the same body soap is just because I thought it might help me know Denko’s feelings and make me think about things.   
So it’s not for gross reasons or anything…   
So it’s not for gross reasons or anything…   
    
    
'''OP'''   
</nowiki> <br/> '''OP''' <br/> <nowiki>  
OHMYGODOHMYGOD I GOT AN EMAIL FROM DENKO!!!!   
OHMYGODOHMYGOD I GOT AN EMAIL FROM DENKO!!!!   
I’M GONNA EXPLOOOODE!!!   
I’M GONNA EXPLOOOODE!!!   
Gonna wash my face first like usual!   
Gonna wash my face first like usual!   
    
    
'''OP'''   
</nowiki> <br/> '''OP''' <br/> <nowiki>  
Subject: N/A   
Subject: N/A   
Contents:   
Contents:   
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…I think this is the first time I’ve experienced synchronicity…   
…I think this is the first time I’ve experienced synchronicity…   
    
    
'''2ch'''   
</nowiki> <br/> '''2ch''' <br/> <nowiki>  
Busteeeeed.   
Busteeeeed.   
    
    
'''OP'''   
</nowiki> <br/> '''OP''' <br/> <nowiki>  
How did she find me out…? (´・ω・`)   
How did she find me out…? (´・ω・`)   
I’m thinking how to reply…   
I’m thinking how to reply…   
Please, I need a way to avert this crisis…   
Please, I need a way to avert this crisis…   
    
    
'''2ch'''   
</nowiki> <br/> '''2ch''' <br/> <nowiki>  
It was probably one of these two:   
It was probably one of these two:   
    
    
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Haha, gonna have to get serious now…   
Haha, gonna have to get serious now…   
    
    
'''2ch'''   
</nowiki> <br/> '''2ch''' <br/> <nowiki>  
This is tough…   
This is tough…   
She’s clever.   
She’s clever.   
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That’s the best I’ve got…   
That’s the best I’ve got…   
    
    
'''OP'''   
</nowiki> <br/> '''OP''' <br/> <nowiki>  
You’re all so mean… (´・ω・`)   
You’re all so mean… (´・ω・`)   
For now, I sent ^ that email.   
For now, I sent ^ that email.   
    
    
'''OP'''   
</nowiki> <br/> '''OP''' <br/> <nowiki>  
I’m feeling so depressed… (´・ω・`)   
I’m feeling so depressed… (´・ω・`)   
Well, for the people supporting me, I’ll keep you up to date on the results of the flower-viewing! Buh-bye!   
Well, for the people supporting me, I’ll keep you up to date on the results of the flower-viewing! Buh-bye!   
 
</nowiki>
</poem>
</poem>
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