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<poem>'''OP  '''
'''OP  '''
There’s this girl I’ve had feelings for since high school, and now we’re in college together. We’ll call her Denko.   
There’s this girl I’ve had feelings for since high school, and now we’re in college together. We’ll call her Denko.   
Once we hit second year, we went out drinking, and I worked up the courage to exchange numbers.   
Once we hit second year, we went out drinking, and I worked up the courage to exchange numbers.   
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Please, somebody give me some advice.   
Please, somebody give me some advice.   
    
    
'''OP '''
'''2ch '''
SHE DOESN’T LIKE YOU.   
SHE DOESN’T LIKE YOU.   
GIVE IT UP.   
GIVE IT UP.   
    
    
'''OP '''
'''2ch '''
Maybe it’s ‘cause email’s a pain in the butt.   
Maybe it’s ‘cause email’s a pain in the butt.   
    
    
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Did I do something bad? PS. The stars were pretty last night.”   
Did I do something bad? PS. The stars were pretty last night.”   
    
    
'''OP '''
'''2ch '''
[RAMEN POSTS]   
[RAMEN POSTS]   
    
    
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I haven’t slept for an entire day…   
I haven’t slept for an entire day…   
    
    
'''OP '''
'''2ch '''
Just hypothetically, what would you think if you got an email like that from an ugly girl you don’t have any interest in?   
Just hypothetically, what would you think if you got an email like that from an ugly girl you don’t have any interest in?   
    
    
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I don’t know how to say it, but I think it might be mutual… (´・ω・`)   
I don’t know how to say it, but I think it might be mutual… (´・ω・`)   
    
    
'''OP '''
'''2ch '''
Pretty sure she hates you and is too shy to say it… ///   
Pretty sure she hates you and is too shy to say it… ///   
    
    
'''OP '''
'''2ch '''
I’ll divine OP and his girl’s love from her birthday.   
I’ll divine OP and his girl’s love from her birthday.   
Post OP’s birthday too, if possible.   
Post OP’s birthday too, if possible.   
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My birthday’s March 10th, Denko’s is September 7th…   
My birthday’s March 10th, Denko’s is September 7th…   
    
    
'''OP '''
'''2ch '''
To be perfectly honest, your emails sound incredibly shifty.   
To be perfectly honest, your emails sound incredibly shifty.   
That’s why everyone is talking about ramen instead…   
That’s why everyone is talking about ramen instead…   
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Sorry, I haven’t had much experience talking to girls… (´・ω・`)   
Sorry, I haven’t had much experience talking to girls… (´・ω・`)   
    
    
'''OP '''
'''2ch '''
So you got responses before?   
So you got responses before?   
What kind of emails are you sending?   
What kind of emails are you sending?   
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They’re mostly reports on my current mental state, I guess…? (´・ω・`)   
They’re mostly reports on my current mental state, I guess…? (´・ω・`)   
    
    
'''OP '''
'''2ch '''
Sending 600 emails out of worry from the lack of response… How spammy can you get…   
Sending 600 emails out of worry from the lack of response… How spammy can you get…   
    
    
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I don’t have any friends, so you’re the only people I can ask about this!   
I don’t have any friends, so you’re the only people I can ask about this!   
    
    
'''OP '''
'''2ch '''
…(゜д゜)   
…(゜д゜)   
    
    
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Maybe they’re a bit too incidental?   
Maybe they’re a bit too incidental?   
    
    
'''OP '''
'''2ch '''
Troll sighted.   
Troll sighted.   
And if you’re not? Give it up.   
And if you’re not? Give it up.   
    
    
'''OP '''
'''2ch '''
Knows he doesn’t have any friends.   
Knows he doesn’t have any friends.   
Oozes human filth right down to his emoticons.   
Oozes human filth right down to his emoticons.   
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So please, give me advice on how to get Denko to respond!   
So please, give me advice on how to get Denko to respond!   
    
    
'''OP '''
'''2ch '''
You seriously sent 600 emails in three days? lol   
You seriously sent 600 emails in three days? lol   
    
    
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Well, I think it was only around 50 the first two days… (´・ω・`)   
Well, I think it was only around 50 the first two days… (´・ω・`)   
    
    
'''OP '''
'''2ch '''
Why wouldn’t she respond if she wasn’t dumping you?   
Why wouldn’t she respond if she wasn’t dumping you?   
If something happened, maybe her power went out!   
If something happened, maybe her power went out!   
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All right, I’ll try calling her. But I’m awful at talking, so give me something to talk about.   
All right, I’ll try calling her. But I’m awful at talking, so give me something to talk about.   
    
    
'''OP '''
'''2ch '''
I want to see what your conversations were like when you got replies.   
I want to see what your conversations were like when you got replies.   
    
    
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That sort of thing.   
That sort of thing.   
    
    
'''OP '''
'''2ch '''
LOL, wow did she cut things short…   
LOL, wow did she cut things short…   
Did it ever go on any longer than that?   
Did it ever go on any longer than that?   
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SHE’S ON   
SHE’S ON   
    
    
'''OP '''
'''2ch '''
RUN FOR YOUR LIFE, DENKO!!   
RUN FOR YOUR LIFE, DENKO!!   
    
    
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OH GOD I WAS SO NERVOUS I PANICKED AND HUNG UP ON HER (´;ω;`)   
OH GOD I WAS SO NERVOUS I PANICKED AND HUNG UP ON HER (´;ω;`)   
    
    
'''OP '''
'''2ch '''
The cherry blossoms! Invite her to go see the cherry blossoms, OP!!!   
The cherry blossoms! Invite her to go see the cherry blossoms, OP!!!   
    
    
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I’ve never been so nervous about talking to somebody aaaaaUUUUUGH (´・ω・`)   
I’ve never been so nervous about talking to somebody aaaaaUUUUUGH (´・ω・`)   
    
    
'''OP '''
'''2ch '''
Oh for the love of… apologize for hanging up.   
Oh for the love of… apologize for hanging up.   
This’ll be your last chance.   
This’ll be your last chance.   
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I sent her an email saying I knew I shouldn’t have hung up, and my heart just wasn’t ready…   
I sent her an email saying I knew I shouldn’t have hung up, and my heart just wasn’t ready…   
    
    
'''OP '''
'''2ch '''
God damn, I’ve never seen such a revolting sack of crap.   
God damn, I’ve never seen such a revolting sack of crap.   
I’ve got a good idea of why you can’t get Denko, or any friends period.   
I’ve got a good idea of why you can’t get Denko, or any friends period.   
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I was bullied in grade school, but I’ve been fine since college.   
I was bullied in grade school, but I’ve been fine since college.   
    
    
'''OP '''
'''2ch '''
(´・ω・`) ← This is starting to piss me off.   
(´・ω・`) ← This is starting to piss me off.   
    
    
'''OP '''
'''2ch '''
This should go down as one of the most terrifying incidents to occur on 2chan.   
This should go down as one of the most terrifying incidents to occur on 2chan.   
    
    
'''OP '''
'''2ch '''
Here you go, OP.   
Here you go, OP.   
1. What classes are you taking?   
1. What classes are you taking?   
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YSEYESYES   
YSEYESYES   
    
    
'''OP '''
'''2ch '''
What is this, a romance board?   
What is this, a romance board?   
    
    
'''OP '''
'''2ch '''
Are you willing to call this romance? lol   
Are you willing to call this romance? lol   
    
    
'''OP '''
'''2ch '''
I had a stalker once too, but it’s even scarier to think he had the same thought processes as this guy.   
I had a stalker once too, but it’s even scarier to think he had the same thought processes as this guy.   
600 emails? You gotta be trolling. Please tell me that’s a troll.   
600 emails? You gotta be trolling. Please tell me that’s a troll.   
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For now, I’m glad Denko is safe. I was worried what might happen since I’m so bad at talking to girls, but I guess I managed…   
For now, I’m glad Denko is safe. I was worried what might happen since I’m so bad at talking to girls, but I guess I managed…   
    
    
'''OP '''
'''2ch '''
You’re serious.   
You’re serious.   
    
    
'''OP '''
'''2ch '''
>She said some other time!   
>She said some other time!   
>She said some other time!   
>She said some other time!   
>She said some other time!   
>She said some other time!   
    
    
'''OP '''
'''2ch '''
WHY ARE YOU GOING CLOTHES SHOPPING IF YOU GOT REJECTED   
WHY ARE YOU GOING CLOTHES SHOPPING IF YOU GOT REJECTED   
    
    
there is sUCH A THING AS BEING TOO OPTIMISTIC??   
there is sUCH A THING AS BEING TOO OPTIMISTIC??   
    
    
'''OP '''
'''2ch '''
"Some other time" = "never talk to me again you creep"   
"Some other time" = "never talk to me again you creep"   
    
    
'''OP '''
'''2ch '''
Okay, she hates you, no doubt.   
Okay, she hates you, no doubt.   
    
    
'''OP '''
'''2ch '''
Oh, OP…   
Oh, OP…   
If this isn’t a troll, please, give this up now.   
If this isn’t a troll, please, give this up now.   
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I’m wondering when I should send another email… (´・ω・`)   
I’m wondering when I should send another email… (´・ω・`)   
    
    
'''OP '''
'''2ch '''
What were your meetings with Denko like?   
What were your meetings with Denko like?   
What made you fall for her?   
What made you fall for her?   
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We made eye contact a lot in class, too… (´・ω・`)   
We made eye contact a lot in class, too… (´・ω・`)   
    
    
'''OP '''
'''2ch '''
That’s probably because you were the one looking, creep.   
That’s probably because you were the one looking, creep.   
    
    
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Anyway, a reply!! I’m kind of scared to read it, haha…   
Anyway, a reply!! I’m kind of scared to read it, haha…   
    
    
'''OP '''
'''2ch '''
You’re hopeless. Find out her house and her workplace.   
You’re hopeless. Find out her house and her workplace.   
Girls love overbearing go-getter guys.   
Girls love overbearing go-getter guys.   
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I don’t want Denko to hate me… (´・ω・`)   
I don’t want Denko to hate me… (´・ω・`)   
    
    
'''OP '''
'''2ch '''
>I don’t want Denko to hate me   
>I don’t want Denko to hate me   
>I don’t want Denko to hate me   
>I don’t want Denko to hate me   
>I don’t want Denko to hate me   
>I don’t want Denko to hate me   
    
    
'''OP '''
'''2ch '''
I know I’D hate you.   
I know I’D hate you.   
    
    
'''OP '''
'''2ch '''
Serious post here.   
Serious post here.   
If you don’t get a reply after three times, stop.   
If you don’t get a reply after three times, stop.   
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So stop it, please.   
So stop it, please.   
    
    
'''OP '''
'''2ch '''
Even from a boyfriend, 600 emails in three days is scary.   
Even from a boyfriend, 600 emails in three days is scary.   
    
    
'''OP '''
'''2ch '''
Giving girls small animals as presents makes them most happy. ^^   
Giving girls small animals as presents makes them most happy. ^^   
Stuff thirty hamsters in a box and send them to her house, and she’ll be so surprised she’ll fall for OP in a flash!   
Stuff thirty hamsters in a box and send them to her house, and she’ll be so surprised she’ll fall for OP in a flash!   
So yeah, I think a thirty-hamster present would be good. ^^   
So yeah, I think a thirty-hamster present would be good. ^^   
    
    
'''OP '''
'''2ch '''
Girls love to get clothes. The price of the clothes and their attraction to you are directly proportional.   
Girls love to get clothes. The price of the clothes and their attraction to you are directly proportional.   
    
    
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I’m so grateful! And so tense! Oh my god…   
I’m so grateful! And so tense! Oh my god…   
    
    
'''OP '''
'''2ch '''
What clothes do you own?   
What clothes do you own?   
    
    
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I wonder if I can get clothes in Harajuku? (´・ω・`)   
I wonder if I can get clothes in Harajuku? (´・ω・`)   
    
    
'''OP '''
'''2ch '''
OP’s a super cool guy.   
OP’s a super cool guy.   
His girl’s just shy.   
His girl’s just shy.   
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My friend says she wants to go drinking with your brother, me, and you. What do you think?   
My friend says she wants to go drinking with your brother, me, and you. What do you think?   
    
    
'''OP '''
'''2ch '''
I was wondering this whole time why Denko didn’t reject the OP, but now I think I know.   
I was wondering this whole time why Denko didn’t reject the OP, but now I think I know.   
    
    
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Would a suit and a necktie be safe?   
Would a suit and a necktie be safe?   
    
    
'''OP '''
'''2ch '''
Didn’t she say she was busy?   
Didn’t she say she was busy?   
    
    
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Tell me what would make girls happy… (´・ω・`)   
Tell me what would make girls happy… (´・ω・`)   
    
    
'''OP '''
'''2ch '''
No, no presents.   
No, no presents.   
If you bring a present every time, Denko’ll just think OP’s her personal ATM.   
If you bring a present every time, Denko’ll just think OP’s her personal ATM.   
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Konaka’s open, so I’m gonna go buy a striped suit.   
Konaka’s open, so I’m gonna go buy a striped suit.   
    
    
'''OP '''
'''2ch '''
A picture? Don’t be silly…   
A picture? Don’t be silly…   
Feeling the warmth of a little creature makes a woman’s heart tremble. Buy hamsters. Nothing but hamsters.   
Feeling the warmth of a little creature makes a woman’s heart tremble. Buy hamsters. Nothing but hamsters.   
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I’m asking my mom about it now.   
I’m asking my mom about it now.   
    
    
'''OP '''
'''2ch '''
OP, girls love sweet things too.   
OP, girls love sweet things too.   
So once you’ve got your hamsters packed into a box, sprinkle the hamsters with about 10 kg of sugar until they’re hidden.   
So once you’ve got your hamsters packed into a box, sprinkle the hamsters with about 10 kg of sugar until they’re hidden.   
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Got it? Get to it, OP!   
Got it? Get to it, OP!   
    
    
'''OP '''
'''2ch '''
Reading this thread reminds me that there are people like this, and reassures me that I’m doing just fine.   
Reading this thread reminds me that there are people like this, and reassures me that I’m doing just fine.   
    
    
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ALSO YOU GUYS CALLING ME CREEPY AND HOPELESS ARE REALLY MAKING ME LOSE CONFIDENCE. (´・ω・`)   
ALSO YOU GUYS CALLING ME CREEPY AND HOPELESS ARE REALLY MAKING ME LOSE CONFIDENCE. (´・ω・`)   
    
    
'''OP '''
'''2ch '''
>implying you had confidence before   
>implying you had confidence before   
    
    
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Actually, you’ll probably say something weird, so never mind. (´・ω・`)   
Actually, you’ll probably say something weird, so never mind. (´・ω・`)   
    
    
'''OP '''
'''2ch '''
You’re being a pest if you send more than three emails without a reply.   
You’re being a pest if you send more than three emails without a reply.   
Also, you should learn how to have a proper conversation.   
Also, you should learn how to have a proper conversation.   
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I don’t know what I should talk about… (´・ω・`)   
I don’t know what I should talk about… (´・ω・`)   
    
    
'''OP '''
'''2ch '''
You’ve got a completely wrong idea of what “listen” means.   
You’ve got a completely wrong idea of what “listen” means.   
    
    
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Also, I invited her to just have three of us go if my brother can’t come. (´・ω・`)   
Also, I invited her to just have three of us go if my brother can’t come. (´・ω・`)   
    
    
'''OP '''
'''2ch '''
His brother is definitely looking like the real target here…   
His brother is definitely looking like the real target here…   
    
    
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It’s a bit of a shock… (´・ω・`)   
It’s a bit of a shock… (´・ω・`)   
    
    
'''OP '''
'''2ch '''
Screw you guys. OP’s persistence should be COMMENDED.   
Screw you guys. OP’s persistence should be COMMENDED.   
    
    
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Uh oh, I wonder if she’ll figure out I like her…   
Uh oh, I wonder if she’ll figure out I like her…   
    
    
'''OP '''
'''2ch '''
You really must be an aspie if you thought that was serious…   
You really must be an aspie if you thought that was serious…   
    
    
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Do people send emails like that?   
Do people send emails like that?   
    
    
'''OP '''
'''2ch '''
I guess, maybe…   
I guess, maybe…   
If you don’t at least ask, you might not be able to face each other.   
If you don’t at least ask, you might not be able to face each other.   
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I sent it. Can’t wait for the reply… (´・ω・`)   
I sent it. Can’t wait for the reply… (´・ω・`)   
    
    
'''OP '''
'''2ch '''
Let’s think about this sensibly.   
Let’s think about this sensibly.   
    
    
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It’s really irritating, though. What makes girls happy?   
It’s really irritating, though. What makes girls happy?   
    
    
'''OP '''
'''2ch '''
YOU NOT EMAILING HER WOULD BE GREAT   
YOU NOT EMAILING HER WOULD BE GREAT   
    
    
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I want to make sure there’s no misunderstanding… (´・ω・`)   
I want to make sure there’s no misunderstanding… (´・ω・`)   
    
    
'''OP '''
'''2ch '''
If you want to clear up misunderstanding, send an email.   
If you want to clear up misunderstanding, send an email.   
"Sorry to scare you. But don’t misunderstand. I just want to be friends, Denko."   
"Sorry to scare you. But don’t misunderstand. I just want to be friends, Denko."   
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Still, thanks!   
Still, thanks!   
    
    
'''OP '''
'''2ch '''
Whoa, man, think about it the other way around.   
Whoa, man, think about it the other way around.   
    
    
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It’s really annoying me… (´・ω・`)   
It’s really annoying me… (´・ω・`)   
    
    
'''OP '''
'''2ch '''
Even if she doesn’t want to say it, man you’re scary.   
Even if she doesn’t want to say it, man you’re scary.   
    
    
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Please, tell me something I can say to make her happy and not leave any misunderstandings.   
Please, tell me something I can say to make her happy and not leave any misunderstandings.   
    
    
'''OP '''
'''2ch '''
How about the new teriyaki burger at McDonald’s?   
How about the new teriyaki burger at McDonald’s?   
    
    
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You guys are so experienced, haha…   
You guys are so experienced, haha…   
    
    
'''OP '''
'''2ch '''
I don’t think this has anything to do with experience…   
I don’t think this has anything to do with experience…   
Man, poor Denko.   
Man, poor Denko.   
    
    
'''OP '''
'''2ch '''
Experienced or not, I can’t comprehend how you don’t get things that everyone should know.   
Experienced or not, I can’t comprehend how you don’t get things that everyone should know.   
    
    
'''OP '''
'''2ch '''
I know where you’re coming from, unfortunately.   
I know where you’re coming from, unfortunately.   
    
    
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Is that just me? (´・ω・`)   
Is that just me? (´・ω・`)   
    
    
'''OP '''
'''2ch '''
It’s best that this ends soon.   
It’s best that this ends soon.   
Do it and be done with it.   
Do it and be done with it.   
    
    
'''OP '''
'''2ch '''
Geez, we told you not to be so forward…   
Geez, we told you not to be so forward…   
    
    
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Well? (´・ω・`)   
Well? (´・ω・`)   
    
    
'''OP '''
'''2ch '''
SOUNDS GOOD TO ME   
SOUNDS GOOD TO ME   
    
    
'''OP '''
'''2ch '''
Perfection.   
Perfection.   
Nothing can be done to improve it.   
Nothing can be done to improve it.   
    
    
'''OP '''
'''2ch '''
This is worse than the love letter I wrote in fifth grade.   
This is worse than the love letter I wrote in fifth grade.   
    
    
'''OP '''
'''2ch '''
I don’t even…   
I don’t even…   
    
    
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Also, since I wanted to increase my chances, I added that no matter what happens, I won’t give up on her.   
Also, since I wanted to increase my chances, I added that no matter what happens, I won’t give up on her.   
    
    
'''OP '''
'''2ch '''
oh god holy geez what in the   
oh god holy geez what in the   
    
    
'''OP '''
'''2ch '''
STOP.   
STOP.   
Your chances at dating sit at ZERO!   
Your chances at dating sit at ZERO!   
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What’s the intent of this email? Someone interpret it… (´・ω・`)   
What’s the intent of this email? Someone interpret it… (´・ω・`)   
    
    
'''OP '''
'''2ch '''
Maybe “sure” was in reply to the McDonald’s teriyaki burger, so “don’t email me anymore” was in reply to the confession.   
Maybe “sure” was in reply to the McDonald’s teriyaki burger, so “don’t email me anymore” was in reply to the confession.   
    
    
Which means you’re not dating.   
Which means you’re not dating.   
    
    
'''OP '''
'''2ch '''
^ I like this interpretation.   
^ I like this interpretation.   
    
    
'''OP '''
'''2ch '''
Well, let’s see..   
Well, let’s see..   
    
    
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Or should I try to calm her?   
Or should I try to calm her?   
    
    
'''OP '''
'''2ch '''
No. Stop.   
No. Stop.   
You’re not dating.   
You’re not dating.   
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I’ll wait a bit…   
I’ll wait a bit…   
    
    
'''OP '''
'''2ch '''
oh god   
oh god   
    
    
'''OP '''
'''2ch '''
OBVIOUSLY SHE’S TELLING HER FRIENDS ABOUT HER NEW BOYFRIEND   
OBVIOUSLY SHE’S TELLING HER FRIENDS ABOUT HER NEW BOYFRIEND   
    
    
'''OP '''
'''2ch '''
^ Bingo!   
^ Bingo!   
    
    
'''OP '''
'''2ch '''
^ You, sir, know the heart of a woman well.   
^ You, sir, know the heart of a woman well.   
    
    
'''OP '''
'''2ch '''
No doubt she’s waiting for you to call.   
No doubt she’s waiting for you to call.   
Try calling back once every minute.   
Try calling back once every minute.   
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I’ll report once she does. (´・ω・`) Bye!   
I’ll report once she does. (´・ω・`) Bye!   
    
    
'''OP '''
'''2ch '''
I’m really starting to read the “Help!” in the title as Denko’s screaming.   
I’m really starting to read the “Help!” in the title as Denko’s screaming.   
    
    
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Maybe she’s testing to see if I’d come to save her if something happened?   
Maybe she’s testing to see if I’d come to save her if something happened?   
    
    
'''OP '''
'''2ch '''
We’ve got a Sherlock Holmes on our hands.   
We’ve got a Sherlock Holmes on our hands.   
    
    
'''OP '''
'''2ch '''
Spoilers: Denko is wrapped up in an incident, all right. A stalking incident.   
Spoilers: Denko is wrapped up in an incident, all right. A stalking incident.   
    
    
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It looks like Denko still isn’t back…   
It looks like Denko still isn’t back…   
If the thread’s still here when she gets back, I’ll report in… (´・ω・`)   
If the thread’s still here when she gets back, I’ll report in… (´・ω・`)   
 
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