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DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Fri 22 Apr 2011 23:59:29 No.48543485 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>48543536 >>48543541 >>48543548 >>48543599 >>48543613 >>48543619 >>48543758 | |||
well hello. sorry i'm late. | well hello. sorry i'm late. | ||
Anonymous Sat 23 Apr 2011 00:01:29 No.48543536 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>48543594 | |||
>>48543485 | |||
OHBOYOHBOYPOHBOY! | |||
OHBOYOHBOYPOHBOY! | |||
So, id your wife creeped out by all this? Or have you not told her? | So, id your wife creeped out by all this? Or have you not told her? | ||
DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Sat 23 Apr 2011 00:02:29 No.48543594 Report | |||
>>48543536 | |||
she's fine with it, more flattered than offended by the remarks posted. i fins that she is a very tolerable person. | she's fine with it, more flattered than offended by the remarks posted. i fins that she is a very tolerable person. | ||
Anonymous Sat 23 Apr 2011 00:03:29 No.48543599 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>48543684 | |||
>>48543485 | |||
Did you get your wife to record something on vocaroo? | Did you get your wife to record something on vocaroo? | ||
DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Sat 23 Apr 2011 00:05:29 No.48543684 Report | |||
>>48543548 | |||
>>48543541 | |||
>>48543619 | |||
oh /a/ how you flatter me. | oh /a/ how you flatter me. | ||
>>48543599 | |||
she was uncomfortable with it, so i dropped the subject | she was uncomfortable with it, so i dropped the subject | ||
DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Sat 23 Apr 2011 00:08:29 No.48543776 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>48543861 >>48543867 >>48544445 >>48544815 | |||
i would also like to apologize for my absence. there were pressing matters to attend to. | i would also like to apologize for my absence. there were pressing matters to attend to. | ||
>go to write you guys some stories before hand | |||
>wife is awake later than usual, she's restless. | >wife is awake later than usual, she's restless. | ||
>"hunny, is something the matter?" | >"hunny, is something the matter?" | ||
>within 15 seconds she makes it perfectally clear what she want's | >within 15 seconds she makes it perfectally clear what she want's | ||
>well lets just say it was "something important" | >well lets just say it was "something important" | ||
by the way, to the anon who wanted me to say KIRABOSH! i want you to know i am a man of my word | by the way, to the anon who wanted me to say KIRABOSH! i want you to know i am a man of my word | ||
nonymous Sat 23 Apr 2011 00:04:29 No.48543655 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>48543759 >>48543862 | |||
I think he's run out of interesting material, lets not run it into the ground. | I think he's run out of interesting material, lets not run it into the ground. | ||
DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Sat 23 Apr 2011 00:11:29 No.48543862 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>48544002 | |||
>>48543655 | |||
>>48543759 | |||
if thats how you feel i can just post one story a week. i certainly don't mind. | if thats how you feel i can just post one story a week. i certainly don't mind. | ||
Anonymous Sat 23 Apr 2011 00:15:29 No.48544002 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>48544132 | |||
>>48543862 | |||
>if thats how you feel i can just post one story a week. i certainly don't mind. | |||
>if thats how you feel i can just post one story a week. i certainly don't mind. | |||
Whatever you feel is best DWST. | Whatever you feel is best DWST. | ||
DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Sat 23 Apr 2011 00:18:29 No.48544132 Report | |||
>>48544002 | |||
i have i have 6+ years with her, and although each moment with her is special to me, i can understand how others might get bored. | i have i have 6+ years with her, and although each moment with her is special to me, i can understand how others might get bored. | ||
DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Sat 23 Apr 2011 00:20:29 No.48544213 Report | |||
>>48544124 | |||
okay then fridays it is. | okay then fridays it is. | ||
Anonymous Sat 23 Apr 2011 00:12:29 No.48543903 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>48543979 | |||
Are you a double income household? If so, what kinda job does she hold? | Are you a double income household? If so, what kinda job does she hold? | ||
DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Sat 23 Apr 2011 00:15:29 No.48543979 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>48544057 | |||
>>48543903 | |||
yes, we both have jobs. she works at a book store. | yes, we both have jobs. she works at a book store. | ||
Anonymous Sat 23 Apr 2011 00:16:29 No.48544057 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>48544116 >>48544183 | |||
>>48543979 | |||
Thought she was a programmer | Thought she was a programmer | ||
DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Sat 23 Apr 2011 00:19:29 No.48544183 Report | |||
>>48544057 | |||
i program for my uncle. | i program for my uncle. | ||
Anonymous Sat 23 Apr 2011 00:56:29 No.48545704 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>48545926 | |||
I can't say that I particularly care for either of these stories, but seeing people excited for things like this makes me smile. The site that I loved is still alive, somewhere in there. | I can't say that I particularly care for either of these stories, but seeing people excited for things like this makes me smile. The site that I loved is still alive, somewhere in there. | ||
Blindmute Loli, Nurse-kun, Red... good times, 4chan. Good times. | Blindmute Loli, Nurse-kun, Red... good times, 4chan. Good times. | ||
Thanks for keeping it real, DeafWifeStoryTime, Bedford. | Thanks for keeping it real, DeafWifeStoryTime, Bedford. | ||
Anonymous Sat 23 Apr 2011 01:07:29 No.48546125 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>48546191 >>48546368 | |||
>>48545895 | |||
So.. if your wife is deaf, how do you talk to her? | So.. if your wife is deaf, how do you talk to her? | ||
Do you use notes or something? Sign Language? | Do you use notes or something? Sign Language? | ||
DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Sat 23 Apr 2011 01:14:29 No.48546368 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>48546389 >>48546478 >>48546555 >>48546556 >>48546607 >>48546900 >>48546906 | |||
>>48546125 | |||
of course i also learned sign language | of course i also learned sign language | ||
here's a story | here's a story | ||
>our dog was going through a chewing faze | |||
>remote, cell phone, dvd cases, etc, just chewed right up | >remote, cell phone, dvd cases, etc, just chewed right up | ||
>disiple him each time but he dosn't seem to get the message | >disiple him each time but he dosn't seem to get the message | ||
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>i get a call from her dad and he asks me if i want to keep the couches feet, saying that having replacement feet are nice to have incase | >i get a call from her dad and he asks me if i want to keep the couches feet, saying that having replacement feet are nice to have incase | ||
>i tell him to keep them, just got a plan | >i tell him to keep them, just got a plan | ||
>we look through them and see if she likes any, i'm a simple man and as long as she likes it it's fine | >we look through them and see if she likes any, i'm a simple man and as long as she likes it it's fine | ||
DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Sat 23 Apr 2011 01:15:29 No.48546389 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>48546478 >>48546543 >>48546555 >>48546556 >>48546607 >>48546900 >>48546906 >>48548487 | |||
>>48546368 | |||
>she finds one that looks like it can fit three, it's cumfy, and its within our price range | >she finds one that looks like it can fit three, it's cumfy, and its within our price range | ||
>we end up getting it and they say it should ship within two business days | >we end up getting it and they say it should ship within two business days | ||
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>lets just say she let me put it in the "suggestion box" | >lets just say she let me put it in the "suggestion box" | ||
>dozer stopped chewing stuff when we got him back as well | >dozer stopped chewing stuff when we got him back as well | ||
>start to believe that her father is some sort of wizard | >start to believe that her father is some sort of wizard | ||
i kid about the wizard part but he is truly a great man | i kid about the wizard part but he is truly a great man | ||
Anonymous Sat 23 Apr 2011 01:19:29 No.48546543 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>48546995 | |||
>>48546389 | |||
Her dad is a total bro. | Her dad is a total bro. | ||
Anonymous Sat 23 Apr 2011 01:20:29 No.48546555 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>48546995 >>48550178 | |||
>>48546389 | |||
>>48546368 | |||
So cuuuuuuuuuute. | So cuuuuuuuuuute. | ||
Her dad sounds like a true bro. | Her dad sounds like a true bro. | ||
The Los Angeles Lobotomizer !iBrainsYkw Sat 23 Apr 2011 01:20:29 No.48546558 Report | The Los Angeles Lobotomizer !iBrainsYkw Sat 23 Apr 2011 01:20:29 No.48546558 Report | ||
Quoted By: >>48546995 | |||
>dozer stopped chewing stuff when we got him back as well | >dozer stopped chewing stuff when we got him back as well | ||
>start to believe that her father is some sort of wizard | >start to believe that her father is some sort of wizard | ||
I lol'd. | I lol'd. | ||
DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Sat 23 Apr 2011 01:31:29 No.48546995 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>48547041 | |||
>>48546543 | |||
>>48546555 | |||
>>48546558 | |||
he is. i could tell one involving me and him if you guys don't mind. | he is. i could tell one involving me and him if you guys don't mind. | ||
DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Sat 23 Apr 2011 02:12:29 No.48548436 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>48548525 >>48548532 >>48548536 >>48548537 >>48548542 >>48548990 >>48549049 >>48549093 >>48549122 | |||
final story of the night | final story of the night | ||
>me and him are pretty tight | |||
>he want's to go fishing but all his buds are either out on work, he and a lot of his friends are truck drivers. | >he want's to go fishing but all his buds are either out on work, he and a lot of his friends are truck drivers. | ||
>he calls me and asks if i can come | >he calls me and asks if i can come | ||
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>the look on her face was evidence enough who the victor was | >the look on her face was evidence enough who the victor was | ||
>we laugh away the discomfort in the air | >we laugh away the discomfort in the air | ||
>even without what happened later that night i can still say it was a truly amazing day. | >even without what happened later that night i can still say it was a truly amazing day. | ||
DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Sat 23 Apr 2011 02:34:29 No.48549151 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>48549213 >>48549214 >>48549219 >>48549259 >>48549273 >>48549374 | |||
just something to lighten the mood [In reference to [[The Bedford Strangler]]] | just something to lighten the mood [In reference to [[The Bedford Strangler]]] | ||
>just went to check on wife | |||
>she has one of her legs off the side of the bed, she is slightly snoring, drool rolling down her cheek, shirt slightly raised exposing her belly button | >she has one of her legs off the side of the bed, she is slightly snoring, drool rolling down her cheek, shirt slightly raised exposing her belly button | ||
>i laugh to myself | >i laugh to myself | ||
>i move her hair to the side and kiss her forehead gently as not to wake her. | >i move her hair to the side and kiss her forehead gently as not to wake her. | ||
I truly love this woman, in fact i think it might be time for me to join her. | I truly love this woman, in fact i think it might be time for me to join her. | ||
Anonymous Sat 23 Apr 2011 02:38:29 No.48549273 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>48549437 | |||
>>48549151 | |||
Damnit man, you're living the absolute dream. And you know what? I'm happier for you than I have been for just about anybody else I have ever known. You already know this, but, you better hang onto that girl of yours with a grip so tight not even the world can break, because the world is certainly going to be what's trying to break that grip. You've done well for yourself, man, really. Don't do a thing differently; you're doing an incredible job at this whole "life" thing, while so many others haven't. | Damnit man, you're living the absolute dream. And you know what? I'm happier for you than I have been for just about anybody else I have ever known. You already know this, but, you better hang onto that girl of yours with a grip so tight not even the world can break, because the world is certainly going to be what's trying to break that grip. You've done well for yourself, man, really. Don't do a thing differently; you're doing an incredible job at this whole "life" thing, while so many others haven't. | ||
Hell, it's even starting to give me hope that I can make an awesome life too. Good night to you, sir. I can't wait until Friday. | Hell, it's even starting to give me hope that I can make an awesome life too. Good night to you, sir. I can't wait until Friday. | ||
DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Sat 23 Apr 2011 02:43:29 No.48549437 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>48549555 >>48549635 | |||
>>48549273 | |||
thank you, i truly appreciate your kind words. but to tell the truth my life wasn't nearly as happy as it is now. my school life was horrible, kids can be cruel. but i suppose thats a story meant for a different audience, another day. | thank you, i truly appreciate your kind words. but to tell the truth my life wasn't nearly as happy as it is now. my school life was horrible, kids can be cruel. but i suppose thats a story meant for a different audience, another day. |