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==Thread 4== | ==Thread 4== | ||
Anonymous Thu 21 Apr 2011 00:37:30 No.48456383 Report | |||
Deaf waifu stories when? | Deaf waifu stories when? | ||
DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Thu 21 Apr 2011 00:50:30 No.48456783 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>48456808 >>48456811 >>48456824 >>48456861 | |||
well it's just a bit early but i guess it should be fine | well it's just a bit early but i guess it should be fine | ||
CaptainBroseph Thu 21 Apr 2011 00:51:30 No.48456811 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>48456844 | |||
>>48456783 | |||
Holy shit, that was fast. | Holy shit, that was fast. | ||
DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Thu 21 Apr 2011 00:52:30 No.48456844 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>48456869 >>48456899 >>48456916 | |||
>>48456811 | |||
i always browse /a/ after me and my ladies "special time" so how is everyone tonight? | i always browse /a/ after me and my ladies "special time" so how is everyone tonight? | ||
Anonymous Thu 21 Apr 2011 00:53:30 No.48456869 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>48456891 | |||
>>48456844 | |||
Tired, but now I can't go to sleep | Tired, but now I can't go to sleep | ||
Thanks a lot | Thanks a lot | ||
DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Thu 21 Apr 2011 00:54:30 No.48456891 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>48456963 >>48456999 >>48457018 | |||
>>48456869 | |||
there's always green oval, brah | there's always green oval, brah | ||
Anonymous Thu 21 Apr 2011 00:55:30 No.48456921 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>48456954 >>48456963 | |||
TELL STORY OLD MAN I HAVE EARLY CLASSES AND EXHAUSTED | TELL STORY OLD MAN I HAVE EARLY CLASSES AND EXHAUSTED | ||
DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Thu 21 Apr 2011 00:56:30 No.48456954 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>48457083 >>48457132 >>48457173 | |||
>>48456921 | |||
>old | >old | ||
now i'm hurt. i'm only 24. just for that no thread today. | now i'm hurt. i'm only 24. just for that no thread today. | ||
Anonymous Thu 21 Apr 2011 01:00:30 No.48457083 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>48457117 | |||
>>48456954 | |||
don't do this to us man | don't do this to us man | ||
[DOUBLE SILENT TREATMENT PICTURE HERE]Anonymous Thu 21 Apr 2011 00:57:30 No.48457001 Report | |||
[ | Quoted By: >>48457025 >>48457063 >>48457103 >>48458206 >>48458240 | ||
Drawfag is ready and waiting... | Drawfag is ready and waiting... | ||
sorry for not logging in last night or the other night? I was studying. | sorry for not logging in last night or the other night? I was studying. | ||
DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Thu 21 Apr 2011 00:59:30 No.48457063 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>48457100 | |||
>>48457001 | |||
man you have no idea how effective that works on me. | man you have no idea how effective that works on me. | ||
DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Thu 21 Apr 2011 01:01:30 No.48457117 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>48457202 | |||
>>48457083 | |||
i'm kidding. i will have the first story of the night up in a few. | i'm kidding. i will have the first story of the night up in a few. | ||
Anonymous Thu 21 Apr 2011 01:00:30 No.48457100 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>48457148 >>48457263 | |||
>>48457063 | |||
Does your waifu know that she has a dedicated fan following due to these stories? | Does your waifu know that she has a dedicated fan following due to these stories? | ||
DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Thu 21 Apr 2011 01:05:30 No.48457263 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>48457392 >>48457515 | |||
>>48457100 | |||
she's somewhat aware. i mean i told her, but it's not my fault if she wasn't listening. | she's somewhat aware. i mean i told her, but it's not my fault if she wasn't listening. | ||
>I make all these jokes in good fun. don't lynch me. | >I make all these jokes in good fun. don't lynch me. | ||
seriously though she's somewhat aware from what I've told her, she doesn't know that I told you guys the sailor moon story though, and she never will | seriously though she's somewhat aware from what I've told her, she doesn't know that I told you guys the sailor moon story though, and she never will | ||
DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Thu 21 Apr 2011 01:13:30 No.48457546 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>48457574 >>48457604 >>48457638 >>48457640 >>48457656 >>48457663 >>48457693 >>48457742 | |||
>one day we go out to get some food for the dog | |||
>she want's to get him a toy | >she want's to get him a toy | ||
>she goes up to a squeaking toy | >she goes up to a squeaking toy | ||
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>don't have the heart to tell her to tell her why. | >don't have the heart to tell her to tell her why. | ||
>feel bad and bring to go get ice cream at a local parlor. | >feel bad and bring to go get ice cream at a local parlor. | ||
>she doesn't know why we went but she gladly gets a scoop cookies n' creme ice creme. | >she doesn't know why we went but she gladly gets a scoop cookies n' creme ice creme. | ||
she was so cute trying to figure out what it did to. it was equally dawww and bawww | she was so cute trying to figure out what it did to. it was equally dawww and bawww | ||
Dusty !VRangrVOMM Thu 21 Apr 2011 01:14:30 No.48457559 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>48457637 | |||
>>48457468[Not DeafWife Anon] | |||
That's wonderful. You got yourself a wonderful girl, bro. | That's wonderful. You got yourself a wonderful girl, bro. | ||
DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Thu 21 Apr 2011 01:16:30 No.48457637 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>48457652 >>48457694 >>48457697 | |||
>>48457559 | |||
he better not have my girl. if she ever cheated on me (NEVER!!!) she'd never hear the end of it. | he better not have my girl. if she ever cheated on me (NEVER!!!) she'd never hear the end of it. | ||
Anonymous Thu 21 Apr 2011 01:15:30 No.48457604 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>48457754 | |||
>>48457546 | |||
>paternal reactions/actions | |||
>paternal reactions/actions | |||
You sure she's not you're daughther | You sure she's not you're daughther | ||
DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Thu 21 Apr 2011 01:20:30 No.48457754 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>48457783 >>48457786 >>48457794 >>48457796 >>48457797 >>48457896 | |||
>>48457604 | |||
you never had a friend who was down and you felt bad for them so you sis something nice? it was like that but she did't know at the time what a toy like that was, thus she wasn't feeling down, and instead of just a friend its my soulmate. plus it was hot and we could have used some type of cooldown. that reminds me of our first beach trip. | you never had a friend who was down and you felt bad for them so you sis something nice? it was like that but she did't know at the time what a toy like that was, thus she wasn't feeling down, and instead of just a friend its my soulmate. plus it was hot and we could have used some type of cooldown. that reminds me of our first beach trip. | ||
Anonymous Thu 21 Apr 2011 01:23:30 No.48457821 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>48457832 >>48457872 >>48457905 | |||
Is she mentally handicapped? | Is she mentally handicapped? | ||
DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Thu 21 Apr 2011 01:26:30 No.48457905 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>48457921 >>48457939 >>48457945 >>48457954 >>48458041 | |||
>>48457821 | |||
hmm. is that how she gets portrayed? she's very childish and Innocent and she's shy around people. is it the way i write her speech? i write it that way because thats how i think she's sounds written down. if everyone prefer i don;t mind writing it out out normally. | hmm. is that how she gets portrayed? she's very childish and Innocent and she's shy around people. is it the way i write her speech? i write it that way because thats how i think she's sounds written down. if everyone prefer i don;t mind writing it out out normally. | ||
Anonymous Thu 21 Apr 2011 01:28:30 No.48457954 Report | |||
>>48457905 | |||
>if everyone prefer i don;t mind writing it out out normally. | |||
>if everyone prefer i don;t mind writing it out out normally. | |||
NO DON'T | NO DON'T | ||
WRITE WHAT SHE SOUNDS LIKE | WRITE WHAT SHE SOUNDS LIKE | ||
PLEASE | PLEASE | ||
DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Thu 21 Apr 2011 01:30:30 No.48457980 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>48458061 >>48458107 | |||
ok then. just a few more minutes. | ok then. just a few more minutes. | ||
DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Thu 21 Apr 2011 01:43:30 No.48458387 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>48458481 >>48458530 >>48458603 >>48459137 | |||
>hot as balls out | |||
>easily 90 degrees outside outside | >easily 90 degrees outside outside | ||
>sweating balls of | >sweating balls of | ||
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>we both head to the rest rooms nearby. | >we both head to the rest rooms nearby. | ||
>finish changing first | >finish changing first | ||
>the wait hurt my heart guys | >the wait hurt my heart guys | ||
more coming | more coming | ||
DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Thu 21 Apr 2011 02:08:30 No.48459137 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>48459229 >>48459266 >>48459280 >>48459284 >>48459677 | |||
>>48458387 | |||
>why must women take so long! | >why must women take so long! | ||
>she comes out five minutes later lite her hair in a tail | >she comes out five minutes later lite her hair in a tail | ||
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>starts to get dark | >starts to get dark | ||
>ask her if she wants to head out | >ask her if she wants to head out | ||
>"naw yet" | >"naw yet" | ||
final part coming up | final part coming up | ||
DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Thu 21 Apr 2011 02:28:30 No.48459677 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>48459726 >>48459743 >>48459758 >>48459782 >>48459819 | |||
>>48459137 | |||
>she tells me she wants to go swimming at night | >she tells me she wants to go swimming at night | ||
>we hang out on the pier until it gets dark | >we hang out on the pier until it gets dark | ||
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>almost finished washing | >almost finished washing | ||
>she gives me the love nudge | >she gives me the love nudge | ||
>Aw yeah | >Aw yeah | ||
we usually go to lakes now but we try to head to the ocean at least once a year. | we usually go to lakes now but we try to head to the ocean at least once a year. | ||
Anonymous Thu 21 Apr 2011 02:34:30 No.48459829 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>48459868 >>48459891 >>48459934 | |||
I've been waiting for the proposal story since last night! | I've been waiting for the proposal story since last night! | ||
Please DWST? | Please DWST? | ||
DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Thu 21 Apr 2011 02:36:30 No.48459891 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>48459917 >>48459920 >>48459933 >>48459936 >>48459943 >>48459944 >>48459973 >>48459975 >>48460008 >>48460772 | |||
>>48459829 | |||
are you guys sure you want to hear such that so soon. it be like having sex and premature ejaculating. sure it still felt good but there was no journey or lead up | are you guys sure you want to hear such that so soon. it be like having sex and premature ejaculating. sure it still felt good but there was no journey or lead up | ||
Anonymous Thu 21 Apr 2011 02:37:30 No.48459933 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>48459966 >>48460772 | |||
>>48459891 | |||
Point taken. Would you be able to tell any other stories, then? | Point taken. Would you be able to tell any other stories, then? | ||
DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Thu 21 Apr 2011 02:39:30 No.48459966 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>48459976 | |||
>>48459933 | |||
one more long one or two shorter ones? | one more long one or two shorter ones? | ||
Anonymous Thu 21 Apr 2011 02:39:30 No.48459976 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>48459987 >>48459999 >>48460088 | |||
>>48459966 | |||
Two shorter ones. | Two shorter ones. | ||
DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Thu 21 Apr 2011 02:43:30 No.48460088 Report | |||
>>48459976 | |||
>>48459987 | |||
>>48459999 | |||
alright then. two shorts coming right up | alright then. two shorts coming right up | ||
DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Thu 21 Apr 2011 02:57:30 No.48460425 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>48460471 >>48460478 >>48460485 >>48460510 >>48460525 >>48460526 >>48460540 >>48460600 >>48460660 | |||
first time we went to the vet for to get his shots and vaccine for the dog | first time we went to the vet for to get his shots and vaccine for the dog | ||
>she has been dreading today | |||
>she fidgeting in the car with dozer on her lap | >she fidgeting in the car with dozer on her lap | ||
>she's petting him as he puts his head out the window | >she's petting him as he puts his head out the window | ||
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>they have ice creme for dogs and it was her idea to get him some for being a brave boy | >they have ice creme for dogs and it was her idea to get him some for being a brave boy | ||
>with all she's done today i wonder how she'll be when we have kids | >with all she's done today i wonder how she'll be when we have kids | ||
>become embarrassed | >become embarrassed | ||
she spoiled him for the rest of that day | she spoiled him for the rest of that day | ||
Anonymous Thu 21 Apr 2011 03:01:30 No.48460510 Report | |||
>>48460425 | |||
It's so cute that everything can be healed with ice cream with her. | It's so cute that everything can be healed with ice cream with her. | ||
Anonymous Thu 21 Apr 2011 03:03:30 No.48460540 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>48460637 | |||
>>48460425 | |||
Do you guys want kids? What kind of protection do you use? | Do you guys want kids? What kind of protection do you use? | ||
DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Thu 21 Apr 2011 03:08:30 No.48460637 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>48460692 >>48460709 | |||
>>48460540 | |||
of course we want kids, and thats private my man. | of course we want kids, and thats private my man. | ||
DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Thu 21 Apr 2011 03:05:30 No.48460584 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>48460616 >>48460632 >>48460711 >>48460742 | |||
for my last one i'll leave it to choice. | for my last one i'll leave it to choice. | ||
name something and ill write something similar to it but it has to at least come close to something that we've actually done | name something and ill write something similar to it but it has to at least come close to something that we've actually done | ||
DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Thu 21 Apr 2011 03:34:30 No.48461115 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>48461162 >>48461171 >>48461185 >>48461214 >>48461249 >>48461311 | |||
last one for tonight. the closest we've come in regard to "family planning" | last one for tonight. the closest we've come in regard to "family planning" | ||
>resting on the couch with her on my lap and the dog at our feet | |||
>flipping through channels | >flipping through channels | ||
>she see's a baby and her mom playing on some tbs special | >she see's a baby and her mom playing on some tbs special | ||
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>"of course it tew ery, i was jus sayin i can't wait to have a baby with yew" | >"of course it tew ery, i was jus sayin i can't wait to have a baby with yew" | ||
>we talk about what conditions we should meet before we begin to attempt baby making | >we talk about what conditions we should meet before we begin to attempt baby making | ||
>finish the night watching Gilligans island | >finish the night watching Gilligans island | ||
we've met most of our goals, we just need to find a bigger place and we might start to have some young'ins running around. | we've met most of our goals, we just need to find a bigger place and we might start to have some young'ins running around. | ||
DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Thu 21 Apr 2011 03:38:30 No.48461206 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>48461232 | |||
so another thread comes to an end i'll be on tomorrow around midnight just make a thread and bump it and i'll find my way there | so another thread comes to an end i'll be on tomorrow around midnight just make a thread and bump it and i'll find my way there | ||
Anonymous Thu 21 Apr 2011 03:39:30 No.48461214 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>48461267 | |||
>>48461115 | |||
Say in 10+ years in the future where you have children. | Say in 10+ years in the future where you have children. | ||
Would it be ok to you if your children were to watch anime? | Would it be ok to you if your children were to watch anime? | ||
What kind of shows would you make them watch? | What kind of shows would you make them watch? | ||
I'm sure you'd monitor it because there's plenty of stuff children shouldn't see. | I'm sure you'd monitor it because there's plenty of stuff children shouldn't see. | ||
DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Thu 21 Apr 2011 03:42:30 No.48461267 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>48461281 >>48461331 | |||
>>48461214 | |||
i guess i can answer this before i head out. i'll allow them to watch what ever medium they want as long as it is age appropriate. if they take an interest in it i'll support it by showing them some classics. if not then i'll respect their opinion and will not force them to be like me. | i guess i can answer this before i head out. i'll allow them to watch what ever medium they want as long as it is age appropriate. if they take an interest in it i'll support it by showing them some classics. if not then i'll respect their opinion and will not force them to be like me. | ||
==Thread 5== | ==Thread 5== | ||