Editing Anon's Deaf Wife

>I asked her out for tommrow after work.}}

==Thread 3==

sorry i'm late i told my wife to tell me when my alarm goes off to get me. guess she didn't hear me.

Oh you.

all jokes aside, who's ready for a good old fashion story? green text or written?

alright then kiddies, gather round. I'll tell you about the time we went to the zoo

>i had been saving up money from my paycheck each week

>finally had enough to take her some place other than around town

>her eyes light up and she wastes no time getting in

>give her some animal food  

>it was just some it was some sandwiches that she made

>the looked like normal sandwiches but holy fuck were they great

>she starts to nod her head rapidly

>we got back to my new apartment that night and slept on the couch in each others arms.

for the next story would you like to hear about our first pet?

I suppose not

>she tells me she gets board when i'm in classes so we head out to a nearby mall to pick up a new game for her game boy.

>on the way to the way there she asks if we can stop at the pet store to look at the animals, she loves those cute little critters.

>i notice that on of them is especially cute

>he is black with a a white spot on his nose

>get home and prepare for dawwwww

>she gets home about a half hour after i do

>she would always be sitting with him on the couch when i get home

>once in a while they be asleep, the puppy on her tummy, her head on the cushion with a bit of drool rolling down her cheek

we've had that dog for about 5 years now

I'm assuming you are no longer with her; since you keep referring to her in the past tense?

hmm, didn't notice that. but no.

what's the puppy's name? breed?

i suppose i wouldn't hurt to tell you his name.

his name is Dozer (Doh-zer)and he's a pitbull

Soon, he'll tell us about the time when she died slowly in a hospital bed holding his hand.

No no, wait, she gets hit by a bus she couldn't hear and didn't see due to her habit of looking at him.

STOP TRYING TO KILL OFF DEAF-TAN FUCKERS

i know it's all in good fun, but could you guys stop playing it off as if my wife died

Well, you do keep referring to her in the past tense in all your stories, we just assume she is no longer with us.

;_;

because these stories are in the past

That can't be that perfect, tell us about bad stuff

sure we have our share of disagreements, but i'm sure that you don't want to hear about that. now about that next story.

The fuck we don't. Pissed off Deaf-chan sounds like a hoot.

So. How about when you proposed to her?

fine then. i'll do this one after then

>dog pisses on floor

>puppies will be puppies, but i have to discipline him

>i bring the puppy inside and put it to her face

>he begins to lick her

we never argue just minor things like this

Am I the only one that's beginning to feel a bit enraged by DWST's awesome life? Like, I kinda want to punch him in the throat just because my life is inferior in every way.

thanks?

getting tired, might have to sleep soon.

i suppose one more will be fine. hope you don't mind the wait.

you.  

AND NEVER LET GO.

> implying i haven't already.

THEN DO IT AGAIN, DAMMIT.

DO IT AGAIN, FOR US.

Please yell APPRIVOISE as you do this and unleash all of your, and anons, libido unto her.

Then cuddle her some more ;__;

> With a deaf wife, you're able to say whatever embarrassing anime catch-phrases you want as long as she isn't looking at your lips.

> With a weeaboo deaf wife, it's okay if she's watching. She'll probably find it funny, and she won't compare your terrible impressions with professional voice acting.

i'll do it just for you guys. but i'll have to be sneaky, she can read lips and has seen star driver with me

so where's the wife atm? hope she doesn't mind that you're sharing perrsonal info on a public board.

she's sleeping next to me at the moment. i'm on my laptop. she's fine with it as long as i don;t deliver our names and stuff

it's getting late. my proposal will have to wait till tomorrow. but it will be longer than my other ones to give you every little detail. someone make a post around 2:00am eastern and i'll be there. make sure to bump it so i can see it.

So... Is this a goodbye? ;_;

it's not so much a goodbye as it is a see you next time. i hope you all enjoyed todays stories and that i managed to brighten up someones day/night. see you, space cowboy.

==Thread 4==

Deaf waifu stories when?

well it's just a bit early but i guess it should be fine

Holy shit, that was fast.

i always browse /a/ after me and my ladies "special time" so how is everyone tonight?

Tired, but now I can't go to sleep

Thanks a lot

there's always green oval, brah

TELL STORY OLD MAN I HAVE EARLY CLASSES AND EXHAUSTED

>old

now i'm hurt. i'm only 24. just for that no thread today.

don't do this to us man

Drawfag is ready and waiting...

sorry for not logging in last night or the other night? I was studying.

man you have no idea how effective that works on me.

i'm kidding. i will have the first story of the night up in a few.

Does your waifu know that she has a dedicated fan following due to these stories?

she's somewhat aware. i mean i told her, but it's not my fault if she wasn't listening.  

>I make all these jokes in good fun. don't lynch me.

seriously though she's somewhat aware from what I've told her, she doesn't know that I told you guys the sailor moon story though, and she never will

>she want's to get him a toy  

>she goes up to a squeaking toy

>don't have the heart to tell her to tell her why.  

>feel bad and bring to go get ice cream at a local parlor.

she was so cute trying to figure out what it did to. it was equally dawww and bawww

That's wonderful. You got yourself a wonderful girl, bro.

he better not have my girl. if she ever cheated on me (NEVER!!!) she'd never hear the end of it.

You sure she's not you're daughther

you never had a friend who was down and you felt bad for them so you sis something nice? it was like that but she did't know at the time what a toy like that was, thus she wasn't feeling down, and instead of just a friend its my soulmate. plus it was hot and we could have used some type of cooldown. that reminds me of our first beach trip.

Is she mentally handicapped?

hmm. is that how she gets portrayed? she's very childish and Innocent and she's shy around people. is it the way i write her speech? i write it that way because thats how i think she's sounds written down. if everyone prefer i don;t mind writing it out out normally.

NO DON'T

WRITE WHAT SHE SOUNDS LIKE

PLEASE

ok then. just a few more minutes.

>easily 90 degrees outside outside  

>sweating balls of

>we both head to the rest rooms nearby.

>finish changing first

more coming

>why must women take so long!

>she comes out five minutes later lite her hair in a tail

>starts to get dark

>ask her if she wants to head out

final part coming up

>she tells me she wants to go swimming at night

>we hang out on the pier until it gets dark

>almost finished washing

>she gives me the love nudge  

we usually go to lakes now but we try to head to the ocean at least once a year.

I've been waiting for the proposal story since last night!

Please DWST?

are you guys sure you want to hear such that so soon. it be like having sex and premature ejaculating. sure it still felt good but there was no journey or lead up

Point taken. Would you be able to tell any other stories, then?

one more long one or two shorter ones?

Two shorter ones.

alright then. two shorts coming right up

first time we went to the vet for to get his shots and vaccine for the dog

>she fidgeting in the car with dozer on her lap

>she's petting him as he puts his head out the window

>they have ice creme for dogs and it was her idea to get him some for being a brave boy

>with all she's done today i wonder how she'll be when we have kids

she spoiled him for the rest of that day

It's so cute that everything can be healed with ice cream with her.

Do you guys want kids? What kind of protection do you use?

of course we want kids, and thats private my man.

for my last one i'll leave it to choice.

name something and ill write something similar to it but it has to at least come close to something that we've actually done

last one for tonight. the closest we've come in regard to "family planning"

>flipping through channels

>she see's a baby and her mom playing on some tbs special

>"of course it tew ery, i was jus sayin i can't wait to have a baby with yew"

>we talk about what conditions we should meet before we begin to attempt baby making

we've met most of our goals, we just need to find a bigger place and we might start to have some young'ins running around.

so another thread comes to an end i'll be on tomorrow around midnight just make a thread and bump it and i'll find my way there

Say in 10+ years in the future where you have children.

Would it be ok to you if your children were to watch anime?

What kind of shows would you make them watch?

I'm sure you'd monitor it because there's plenty of stuff children shouldn't see.

i guess i can answer this before i head out. i'll allow them to watch what ever medium they want as long as it is age appropriate. if they take an interest in it i'll support it by showing them some classics. if not then i'll respect their opinion and will not force them to be like me.

==Thread  5==

well hello. sorry i'm late.

So, id your wife creeped out by all this? Or have you not told her?

she's fine with it, more flattered than offended by the remarks posted. i fins that she is a very tolerable person.

Did you get your wife to record something on vocaroo?

oh /a/ how you flatter me.

she was uncomfortable with it, so i dropped the subject

i would also like to apologize for my absence. there were pressing matters to attend to.

>wife is awake later than usual, she's restless.

>"hunny, is something the matter?"

>within 15 seconds she makes it perfectally clear what she want's

by the way, to the anon who wanted me to say KIRABOSH! i want you to know i am a man of my word

I think he's run out of interesting material, lets not run it into the ground.

if thats how you feel i can just post one story a week. i certainly don't mind.

Whatever you feel is best DWST.

i have i have 6+ years with her, and although each moment with her is special to me, i can understand how others might get bored.

okay then fridays it is.

Are you a double income household? If so, what kinda job does she hold?

yes, we both have jobs. she works at a book store.

Thought she was a programmer

i program for my uncle.

I can't say that I particularly care for either of these stories, but seeing people excited for things like this makes me smile. The site that I loved is still alive, somewhere in there.

Blindmute Loli, Nurse-kun, Red... good times, 4chan. Good times.

Thanks for keeping it real, DeafWifeStoryTime, Bedford.

So.. if your wife is deaf, how do you talk to her?

Do you use notes or something? Sign Language?

of course i also learned sign language

here's a story

>remote, cell phone, dvd cases, etc, just chewed right up

>disiple him each time but he dosn't seem to get the message

>i get a call from her dad and he asks me if i want to keep the couches feet, saying that having replacement feet are nice to have incase

>i tell him to keep them, just got a plan

>she finds one that looks like it can fit three, it's cumfy, and its within our price range

>we end up getting it and they say it should ship within two business days

>lets just say she let me put it in the "suggestion box"

>dozer stopped chewing stuff when we got him back as well

i kid about the wizard part but he is truly a great man

Her dad is a total bro.

So cuuuuuuuuuute.

Her dad sounds like a true bro.

>dozer stopped chewing stuff when we got him back as well

>start to believe that her father is some sort of wizard

I lol'd.

he is. i could tell one involving me and him if you guys don't mind.

final story of the night

>he want's to go fishing but all his buds are either out on work, he and a lot of his friends are truck drivers.

>he calls me and asks if i can come

>the look on her face was evidence enough who the victor was

>we laugh away the discomfort in the air

just something to lighten the mood [In reference to [[The Bedford Strangler]]]

>she has one of her legs off the side of the bed, she is slightly snoring, drool rolling down her cheek, shirt slightly raised exposing her belly button

>i laugh to myself  

I truly love this woman, in fact i think it might be time for me to join her.

Damnit man, you're living the absolute dream. And you know what? I'm happier for you than I have been for just about anybody else I have ever known. You already know this, but, you better hang onto that girl of yours with a grip so tight not even the world can break, because the world is certainly going to be what's trying to break that grip. You've done well for yourself, man, really. Don't do a thing differently; you're doing an incredible job at this whole "life" thing, while so many others haven't.  

Hell, it's even starting to give me hope that I can make an awesome life too. Good night to you, sir. I can't wait until Friday.

thank you, i truly appreciate your kind words. but to tell the truth my life wasn't nearly as happy as it is now. my school life was horrible, kids can be cruel. but i suppose thats a story meant for a different audience, another day.