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*July 5 - A new non-Jewgle captcha is implemented. A global message is made saying "New CAPTCHA testing thread is here." with a link to a /qa/ thread. Sliders cause low-IQ retards to froth, mobileniggers are utterly btfo, and anons go apeshit in the [https://archive.ph/soz86 /qa/ test thread,] which reportedly jumped above 1000% usual activity. Many usually fast boards such as /biz/ and /bant/ see their activity rates [https://i.imgur.com/syAXKrU.png absolutely plummet,] which should give you an idea of the average poster there. Meanwhile, the audio software Audacity gets called "spyware" after recent data collection changes by the new owners, leading to a forking of the project on Github. [https://desuarchive.org/g/thread/82402134 /g/ finds the naming poll] and pushes "Sneedacity" which leads to analblasting by GitTards and the fork's creator, who claims 4chan trolls are calling him IRL (100% a lie). Somebody else lies and claims "Sneed" is a slur meaning "Special Needs". While the original poll/fork is deleted, /g/ users make their own Sneedacity fork.
*July 5 - A new non-Jewgle captcha is implemented. A global message is made saying "New CAPTCHA testing thread is here." with a link to a /qa/ thread. Sliders cause low-IQ retards to froth, mobileniggers are utterly btfo, and anons go apeshit in the [https://archive.ph/soz86 /qa/ test thread,] which reportedly jumped above 1000% usual activity. Many usually fast boards such as /biz/ and /bant/ see their activity rates [https://i.imgur.com/syAXKrU.png absolutely plummet,] which should give you an idea of the average poster there. Meanwhile, the audio software Audacity gets called "spyware" after recent data collection changes by the new owners, leading to a forking of the project on Github. [https://desuarchive.org/g/thread/82402134 /g/ finds the naming poll] and pushes "Sneedacity" which leads to analblasting by GitTards and the fork's creator, who claims 4chan trolls are calling him IRL (100% a lie). Somebody else lies and claims "Sneed" is a slur meaning "Special Needs". While the original poll/fork is deleted, /g/ users make their own Sneedacity fork.
*July 5-7 - According to 4stats data, posting activity on 4chan dropped by nine to thirteen percent following the addition of the new captcha. For specific boards at peak times immediately surrounding the new Captcha's addition, /a/ dropped by 30%, /b/ dropped by 11%, /co/ dropped by 24%, /fit/ dropped by 28%, /int/ dropped by 28%, /mu/ dropped by 19%, /pol/ dropped by 2.5%, /r9k/ dropped by 31%, /tv/ dropped by 21%, /v/ dropped by 13%, /vg/ dropped by 11%. Some boards, like /biz/, /g/, /sp/, /tg/, /trash/, and /x/, increase in activity for various reasons (Sneedacity, Euros, etcetera).
*July 5-7 - According to 4stats data, posting activity on 4chan dropped by nine to thirteen percent following the addition of the new captcha. For specific boards at peak times immediately surrounding the new Captcha's addition, /a/ dropped by 30%, /b/ dropped by 11%, /co/ dropped by 24%, /fit/ dropped by 28%, /int/ dropped by 28%, /mu/ dropped by 19%, /pol/ dropped by 2.5%, /r9k/ dropped by 31%, /tv/ dropped by 21%, /v/ dropped by 13%, /vg/ dropped by 11%. Some boards, like /biz/, /g/, /sp/, /tg/, /trash/, and /x/, increase in activity for various reasons (Sneedacity, Euros, etcetera).
*July 7 - An anon on /v/ [https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/562986690/ makes a thread] showing off his drawing of his donut steel Starfy OC: a star with boxing gloves. Anons immediately fall in love with the character and create a mountain of fanart (including porn) of him, as well as a female version. Anons ultimately decide to name him Starfist the Fistar. [https://archive.md/Zp3hc Alternate archive.]
*July 11 - [http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/chunk/110843819/ /sp/ gets a sticky for the Euro 2020 final between England and Italy.] Celebrations of "it's coming home" turn to "it's coming Rome" as England does what it does best and chokes in the penalty shootout (coincidentally, they're managed by the guy who choked his penalty at Euro 1996). The sticky becomes the largest thread in /sp/ history, beating out Super Bowl LII. /sp/ peaks at 600 posts per minute post-game and the board ends up with 115000 posts in a day, easily outdoing every day of the 2018 World Cup. [http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/110878290/#110879128 England says the line.] The England mockery on the board is further increased over how all three black players missed their penalties, after the English team kneeled for diversity and anti-racism prior to every game, and /sp/ basks in the Twitter and YouTube cope.
*July 11 - [http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/chunk/110843819/ /sp/ gets a sticky for the Euro 2020 final between England and Italy.] Celebrations of "it's coming home" turn to "it's coming Rome" as England does what it does best and chokes in the penalty shootout (coincidentally, they're managed by the guy who choked his penalty at Euro 1996). The sticky becomes the largest thread in /sp/ history, beating out Super Bowl LII. /sp/ peaks at 600 posts per minute post-game and the board ends up with 115000 posts in a day, easily outdoing every day of the 2018 World Cup. [http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/110878290/#110879128 England says the line.] The England mockery on the board is further increased over how all three black players missed their penalties, after the English team kneeled for diversity and anti-racism prior to every game, and /sp/ basks in the Twitter and YouTube cope.
*July 13 - England, Wales, and Scotland flags are removed now that the Euros are over. All bongs now post under the Union Jack once more.
*July 13 - England, Wales, and Scotland flags are removed now that the Euros are over. All bongs now post under the Union Jack once more.
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