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*July 11 - [http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/chunk/110843819/ /sp/ gets a sticky for the Euro 2020 final between England and Italy.] Celebrations of "it's coming home" turn to "it's coming Rome" as England does what it does best and chokes in the penalty shootout (coincidentally, they're managed by the guy who choked his penalty at Euro 1996). The sticky becomes the largest thread in /sp/ history, beating out Super Bowl LII. /sp/ peaks at 600 posts per minute post-game and the board ends up with 115000 posts in a day, easily outdoing every day of the 2018 World Cup. [http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/110878290/#110879128 England says the line.] The England mockery on the board is further increased over how all three black players missed their penalties, after the English team kneeled for diversity and anti-racism prior to every game, and /sp/ basks in the Twitter and YouTube cope.
*July 11 - [http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/chunk/110843819/ /sp/ gets a sticky for the Euro 2020 final between England and Italy.] Celebrations of "it's coming home" turn to "it's coming Rome" as England does what it does best and chokes in the penalty shootout (coincidentally, they're managed by the guy who choked his penalty at Euro 1996). The sticky becomes the largest thread in /sp/ history, beating out Super Bowl LII. /sp/ peaks at 600 posts per minute post-game and the board ends up with 115000 posts in a day, easily outdoing every day of the 2018 World Cup. [http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/110878290/#110879128 England says the line.] The England mockery on the board is further increased over how all three black players missed their penalties, after the English team kneeled for diversity and anti-racism prior to every game, and /sp/ basks in the Twitter and YouTube cope.
*July 13 - England, Wales, and Scotland flags are removed now that the Euros are over. All bongs now post under the Union Jack once more.
*July 13 - England, Wales, and Scotland flags are removed now that the Euros are over. All bongs now post under the Union Jack once more.
*July 30 - The Chris-chan Saga is almost certainly over: A leaked chat and phone call in which Chris-chan literally admits that he is fucking his 80 year old mentally-deficient mother makes the rounds. The shitstorm begins a-brewing on [https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/64764372 /r9k/] and [https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/332124544 /pol/]. "CHRIS CHAN DID WHAT" trends on Twitter. Kiwi Farms struggles to handle the influx of users. Greene County police is contacted and within a few hours of the leak, [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-chan-incest-leak-chris-has-been-removed-from-14-branchland-court.96559/ Chris is removed from his base of operations (and probably put in a cell) and his mother is taken to a hospital to be assessed.] Mother/son incest in Virginia is a Class 5 Felony, punishable by up to 10 years in prison if Chris-chan is convicted of the felony, or up to 12 months if convicted of the misdemeanor (and that's not accounting for likely rape and senior abuse charges). Following his removal, Chris-chan attempts to stay with extended family, but instead gets the boot and has to sleep at a hotel. Joshua Moon, the Kiwi Farms op and Chris-chan simp who'd set up a GoFundMe  to help Chris get to the Everfree Northwest convention, learns that they've just banned him and announces that he is refunding the donors.
*July 27 - Joey Jordison passes away suddenly. /mu/ gets [https://archive.ph/tCCaS a sticky.]
*July 27 - Joey Jordison passes away suddenly. /mu/ gets [https://archive.ph/tCCaS a sticky.]
*July 28 - Just a day later, Dusty Hill also passes, with [https://archive.ph/zpnjo another sticky] on /mu/.
*July 28 - Just a day later, Dusty Hill also passes, with [https://archive.ph/zpnjo another sticky] on /mu/.
*July 30 - The Chris-chan Saga is almost certainly over: A leaked chat and phone call in which Chris-chan literally admits that he is fucking his 80 year old mentally-deficient mother makes the rounds. The shitstorm begins a-brewing on [https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/64764372 /r9k/] and [https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/332124544 /pol/]. "CHRIS CHAN DID WHAT" trends on Twitter. Kiwi Farms struggles to handle the influx of users. Greene County police is contacted and within a few hours of the leak, [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-chan-incest-leak-chris-has-been-removed-from-14-branchland-court.96559/ Chris is removed from his base of operations (and probably put in a cell) and his mother is taken to a hospital to be assessed.] Mother/son incest in Virginia is a Class 5 Felony, punishable by up to 10 years in prison if Chris-chan is convicted of the felony, or up to 12 months if convicted of the misdemeanor (and that's not accounting for likely rape and senior abuse charges). Following his removal, Chris-chan attempts to stay with extended family, but instead gets the boot and has to sleep at a hotel. Joshua Moon, the Kiwi Farms op and Chris-chan simp who'd set up a GoFundMe  to help Chris get to the Everfree Northwest convention, learns that they've just banned him and announces that he is refunding the donors.
*July 31 - The saga gets more retarded. Joshua Moon discovers that Chris-chan [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-chan-incest-leak-chris-has-been-removed-from-14-branchland-court.96559/page-407#post-9580110 has stolen $750 out of his mother's bank account], violating the emergency protective order he'd just been put under. He calls the cops on him and finally declares that he's done helping Chris-chan. He also releases private chat logs from a month prior in which Chris-chan talked about his new girlfriend.
*July 31 - The saga gets more retarded. Joshua Moon discovers that Chris-chan [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-chan-incest-leak-chris-has-been-removed-from-14-branchland-court.96559/page-407#post-9580110 has stolen $750 out of his mother's bank account], violating the emergency protective order he'd just been put under. He calls the cops on him and finally declares that he's done helping Chris-chan. He also releases private chat logs from a month prior in which Chris-chan talked about his new girlfriend.
*August 1 - The cops finally descend on Chris-chan at the Regency Inn in Richmond, Virginia. Chris-chan is arrested and the arrest is streamed for the world to see. The Henrico County Sheriff's Office shows that he is officially being charged with incest. The snoot game sticky on /trash/ is finally unstickied after 67129 posts, making it the 4th largest thread in the history of 4chan.
*August 1 - The cops finally descend on Chris-chan at the Regency Inn in Richmond, Virginia. Chris-chan is arrested and the arrest is streamed for the world to see. The Henrico County Sheriff's Office shows that he is officially being charged with incest. The snoot game sticky on /trash/ is finally unstickied after 67129 posts, making it the 4th largest thread in the history of 4chan.
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