Anon's Deaf Wife
Anonymous 04/19/11(Tue)02:17 No.48382323
>wife has been deaf since childhood
>as a child she would read a lot of books and one day came across some mange
>she can speak but it isn't the best sounding English
>One night. After watching anime with her, she tells me that she wants to show me.
>she tells me to close my eyes. I do.
>she gives me the word and I open my eyes to see her dressed up as sailor...
>It's not that bad of a costume, and I happen to love things like this
>We make our way to the bed and she begins to remove her panties
>I tell her to leave them on she does. and we begin
>I realize that she was the one who got into my fap folder.
>I have two major fetishes.
>cosplay
>dirtytalking
>as I continue thrusting I pray to god she doesn't... but it’s too late.
>she begins to scream “Awh Yawh. Giv et to meh harduh ANON. fuh me lik an animaw! uw lik salah moon pussah? Hun ya yew do.”
>i burst into laughter
>my wife stalls to ask my whats wrong
>play it off ad a coughing -fit and continue
>she begins again “ah ya i luv ut win yo touch meh dare!”
>OH SHIT, Think Fast
>I flip her over and we continue laughing as hard as i ever have.
crisis averted, although I’m going to hell for it.
Anonymous 04/19/11 (Tue)02:31 No.48382690
>>48382323
I have more but it doesn’t go along with this topic.
for instance
>have fart real bad
>wife is in the mom
>fart knowing she cant hear it and it was loud as fuck
>the smell was fucking horrible
>I laugh as we continue watching tv
>she starts sniffing
>my dumbass begins to realize that she can still “smell”.
>she looks at me and says "ANON! dats fuckun Gwoss!” and hits me in the arm.
Anonymous 04/19/11(Tue)02:51 No.48383183
>>48382746
I'd like to think so. I have a loving, faithful wife, who has the same hobbies an me and well paying job as a programmer. my wife isn’t a hambeast either. she's definitely at least an 7/10. here's another one.
>out walking with my wife to the store 4
>we get there and the line is huge
>we forgot a cart so we were holding all the groceries in our hands
>almost our turn
>6'2 300I6 man and his girl cuts in front of us with a cart
>wife is not happy
>hoo dew yew tink yew ar buddy, weef been here fo twendy minutes an I’ll be damned if yew link you go in below us!"
>man turns to my wife and from the look of his glasses and how he holds the girl we realize he's blind.
>my wife suddenly apologizes for getting upset
>Im laughing uncontrollably
Anonymous 04/19/11(Tue)02:92 No.48383218
>>48181183
You and your waiu must have a weird time going through Katawa Shoujo, huh?
Anonymous 04/19/11(Tue)02:57 No.48383334
>>48383218
we actually played through together, she got pissed when she asked me who my favorite girls is and I said Rin.
Anonymous 04/19/11(Tue)03:05 No.48383539
>>48383349
when we first started dating things were just as great. One time in particular was memorable
>we had been dating for about two months and it was going great
>I got her house number from her dad
>I call
>he answers
>”hi, this is ANON. Mayl speak with you daughter?”
>he begins to laugh himself into a coughing fit
>realize what he was laughing about
>I’m a dumb ass
>I tell him be over in an hour
>I get there and tell her what I did
>"yorw a dumass”
this one of only a few situations where we both laughed
DeafWifeStoryTime 04/19/11(Tue)03:27 No.48384125 I'll use this name for now.
This next one is tale very special time for us.
>dating for about 3 months now and I invite her over
>I show her my dvd collection
>she picks a the Princess Bride
>I start the movie and press play
>after about three minutes i realize that she is staring at me
>”is something wrong hun?"
>”guess”
>she points at the tv
>realize once again that! am a dumb ass and quickly turn on subtitles
>she giggles
>i smile and join in
>we snuggle on the couch and begin to get intimate
>i begin to touch her
>she yelps
>I quickly retract my hand and apologize
>she grabs my retracted hand and as I gaze into her eyes
>”I think i weedy to... to... make luv"
>HNNNGGGGG and instaboner
>I slowly undress her
>she looks so fragile
>She tells me she loves me for the first time
>I immediately reply the same
>we made love for the first time that night
>it was both of our firsts
>it was both awkwards and amazingly beautiful
I knew that night that she was the only one I’d ever love this much.
DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw 04/19/11(Tue)03:52 No.48384716
how about for my last for the night i tell you all how we met?
DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw 04/19/11(Tue)04:12 No.48385160
>>48384732
>>48384731
Alright then
>I had just graduated from highschool and needed a job
>being from a small town jobs where hard to find so i had to move in with my aunt in a more rural area to find a job and get ready for collage
>on on of my job searched i notice a small bookstore
>i go in and ask for application but the woman was buried in her book
>I notice that the book is actually a manga
>i tap her on the shoulder
>in her surprise the young women yelped
>I apologizing to her for startling her
>I ask if she has any applications
>she passes me one over the counter
>I notice she is still blushing and holding the manga behind her back
>Thinking she might be embarrassed i say ”My favorite is maes hughes”.
>she is somewhat surprised by this remark
>”mines mustang”.
>it was at this point i notice that her voice was odd
>i thanked her an went on my way
>i ended up getting the job and eventually put found out from her father that she was deaf
>She could still read lips and speak fairly well
>we began to slowly connect with each other
>we would discuss our favorite manga and anime
>we were becoming closer each day
>until one day she was acting more down than usual
>i heard from her dad that her mother had died when she was 7
>I get her to talk with me after she avoided me for most of the week
>1 kept pressing her to tell me what was the matter
>she eventually broke into tear
>I brought her out back
>she told me about her mother
>I tried to console her, she was crying louder than i think she knew
>she told me I don’t understand
>i correct her and tell her that she is wrong
>my mother died when l was five from breast cancer
>she cried in my arms for at least an hour.
continuing
DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw 04/19/11(Tue)04:25 No.48385497
>>483135160
>when she finished we went back to work
>before we closed up she told me “pweas dent tell anywon about tewday. “
>i with her eyes still red from crying i could say anthing but “of course not”
>after that day she began to open to me
>we'd sometimes sit side by side and read
>i began to develop feelings for her
>after work, invited her out to eat at the pizza place beside the bookstore
>she, to my surprise, agrees to go
>she got spaghetti
>at one point she had that sauce ring around her mouth
>I laughed an passed her a napkin as
>she looked at me with her head cocked
>i pointed to my mouth to mirror
>she became flustered and wipe her mouth
>HHHHNNGGGGGGGG!
>we exit after we finish
>I she begins to text her dad
>nows my chance
>I nervously ask her if she'd mind doing it again sometime
>she blushes a bit and looks at her feet
>”ef yowr alrigt wif me bum min food fwom you…”
>I asked her out for tommrow after work.
Thread 3
DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Wed 20 Apr 2011 01:07:44 No.48419208
sorry i'm late i told my wife to tell me when my alarm goes off to get me. guess she didn't hear me.
Anonymous Wed 20 Apr 2011 01:08:44 No.48419238 Report >>48419208 >guess she didn't hear me
Oh you.
DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Wed 20 Apr 2011 01:09:44 No.48419263 Report Quoted By: >>48419286 >>48419303 >>48419312 >>48419337 all jokes aside, who's ready for a good old fashion story? green text or written? DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Wed 20 Apr 2011 01:12:44 No.48419352 Report Quoted By: >>48419363 >>48419371 >>48419390 >>48419400 >>48419404 >>48419421 >>48419469 >>48419508 >>48419814 >>48419303 alright then kiddies, gather round. I'll tell you about the time we went to the zoo DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Wed 20 Apr 2011 01:36:44 No.48419881 Report Quoted By: >>48419936 >>48419965 >>48419982 >>48419984 >>48419985 >>48419992 >>48420006 >>48420031 >>48420037 >>48420049 >>48420053 >>48420063 >>48420075 >>48420130 >>48420155 >>48420281 >>48420370 >>48420478 >after 6 months of dating we decided to take a trip >i had been saving up money from my paycheck each week >finally had enough to take her some place other than around town >we head out on a Saturday to go to a nearby zoo >ride takes about an hour >wife is visually frustrated from having nothing to do. >remembered to bring my gameboy and her favorite game, super mario world. >we arrive an unpack >i notice that she packed lunch, i had just planned on eating out but this is the first time i've been able to eat her cooking so fuck that shit >we look around >she sees the dear, one which seemed to be an infant >she dawwws with the cutest face ever >we walk to the tigers, which she hasn't notice yet, due to her habit o looking at me when we walk. >tiger roars >wife doesn't notice it until i point it out >her face is about 1 1/2 feet from the tiger she jumps and squeaks >she notices im laughing and hit me in the shoulder >to make it up to her i bring her to th petting zoo >her eyes light up and she wastes no time getting in >give her some animal food >she smile a wide grin and starts to pet the goat. DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Wed 20 Apr 2011 01:36:44 No.48419900 Report Quoted By: >>48419936 >>48419955 >>48419965 >>48419970 >>48419982 >>48419984 >>48419985 >>48419992 >>48420006 >>48420031 >>48420037 >>48420039 >>48420049 >>48420053 >>48420063 >>48420075 >>48420099 >>48420124 >>48420130 >>48420155 >>48420281 >>48420370 >>48420478 >>48421009 >>48421343 >after about three hours we head to the car to eat what she prepared >it was just some it was some sandwiches that she made >the looked like normal sandwiches but holy fuck were they great >i continually tell her of my satisfaction >and she replies only by blushing and smiling with that grin of hers. >i reach into the back seat >pull out box >he eyes begin to water >i found out today was her birthday about a mount before this trip from her father. >she opened the box with little patience or regard for the rapper. >it was a picture of an apartment >she looks confused >i tell her "it's a one bedroom apartment that i've rented. I was wondering if you'd mind keeping me company. >she is in awe >she begins to cry a bit >"ar yew sure yew wan to move in together?" >"i don't think i could stand to be apart from you. so what do you think?" >she starts to nod her head rapidly >we got back to my new apartment that night and slept on the couch in each others arms. it was still about a week until she moved in with me, but that first night together in our new apartment was nothing short of magical. DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Wed 20 Apr 2011 01:41:44 No.48419986 Report Quoted By: >>48420027 >>48420042 >>48420045 >>48420049 >>48420101 >>48420151 >>48420161 >>48420370 for the next story would you like to hear about our first pet? DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Wed 20 Apr 2011 02:05:44 No.48420620 Report Quoted By: >>48420746 >>48420747 >>48420770 >>48420771 >>48420786 >>48420845 >>48420859 >>48420888 >>48420968 >>48420027 I suppose not >After about 7 months of dating >she tells me she gets board when i'm in classes so we head out to a nearby mall to pick up a new game for her game boy. >on the way to the way there she asks if we can stop at the pet store to look at the animals, she loves those cute little critters. >There is absolutely no way in hell i can say no to her when she puts on her "PWEASSSE" face >when get in and she immediately runs to the hamsters >she like a kid in a candy store going to each animal one after another rapid fire >after almost an hour i tell her it's almost time to go >she becomes instantly bummed >I tell her we can come back on the weekend >she reluctantly fallows me out of the store >we get her game, pokemon emerald >she is happy about the game but seems more upset than usual after leaving the pet store >Decide right then and there that i'm getting her a pet >Tell her father about this >he informs me that his friend at the mill has a dog that had given birth to a litter and is looking for a home from them >bingo >he brings her out for lunch as i head out on my quest for puppy >i get there and get see the puppies >i notice that on of them is especially cute >he is black with a a white spot on his nose >double bingo DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Wed 20 Apr 2011 02:06:44 No.48420658 Report Quoted By: >>48420706 >>48420745 >>48420746 >>48420770 >>48420771 >>48420786 >>48420859 >>48420888 >>48420954 >>48420968 >take him to the pet store get a collar, food, and a bed >get home and prepare for dawwwww >she gets home about a half hour after i do >She calls out to me >"Anon awm howm" >walkout with the puppy behind my back >he's fussing around >she's confused until she sees the tail >"wats dat Anon!" >"it's our puppy, hun" >"weery!?" >i let the puppy down and he starts jumping at her leg, barking and being cut n' shit >she is dawwwing >i receive kiss for my efforts >puppy sleeps in the middle of the bed that night, and still does now rendering the bed i got him useless >she would always be sitting with him on the couch when i get home >once in a while they be asleep, the puppy on her tummy, her head on the cushion with a bit of drool rolling down her cheek >HHHHNNNGGGGGGGG!!!!! we've had that dog for about 5 years now
Anonymous Wed 20 Apr 2011 02:08:44 No.48420741 Report Quoted By: >>48420776 >>48420803 >>48420834 >she would always
I'm assuming you are no longer with her; since you keep referring to her in the past tense?
DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Wed 20 Apr 2011 02:10:44 No.48420776 Report Quoted By: >>48420807 >>48420964 >>48420741 hmm, didn't notice that. but no. Anonymous Wed 20 Apr 2011 02:10:44 No.48420786 Report Quoted By: >>48420850 >>48420658 >>48420620 what's the puppy's name? breed? DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Wed 20 Apr 2011 02:12:44 No.48420850 Report >>48420786 i suppose i wouldn't hurt to tell you his name. his name is Dozer (Doh-zer)and he's a pitbull Anonymous Wed 20 Apr 2011 02:12:44 No.48420834 Report Quoted By: >>48420872 >>48420890 >>48420937 >>48420971 >>48420741
Soon, he'll tell us about the time when she died slowly in a hospital bed holding his hand. Anonymous Wed 20 Apr 2011 02:13:44 No.48420890 Report Quoted By: >>48420911 >>48420937 >>48420971 >>48420834
No no, wait, she gets hit by a bus she couldn't hear and didn't see due to her habit of looking at him. Kimura-sensei !!9/gdCt3KtKh Wed 20 Apr 2011 02:15:44 No.48420911 Report Quoted By: >>48420961 >>48420890 STOP TRYING TO KILL OFF DEAF-TAN FUCKERS DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Wed 20 Apr 2011 02:15:44 No.48420937 Report Quoted By: >>48420979 >>48420994 >>48420890 >>48420834 i know it's all in good fun, but could you guys stop playing it off as if my wife died Anonymous Wed 20 Apr 2011 02:16:44 No.48420979 Report Quoted By: >>48421056 >>48420937 Well, you do keep referring to her in the past tense in all your stories, we just assume she is no longer with us.
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DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Wed 20 Apr 2011 02:19:44 No.48421056 Report Quoted By: >>48421077 >>48420979 because these stories are in the past
Anonymous Wed 20 Apr 2011 02:11:44 No.48420823 Report Quoted By: >>48421005 >>48421037 That can't be that perfect, tell us about bad stuff DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Wed 20 Apr 2011 02:17:44 No.48421005 Report Quoted By: >>48421034 >>48420823 sure we have our share of disagreements, but i'm sure that you don't want to hear about that. now about that next story. Anonymous Wed 20 Apr 2011 02:18:44 No.48421034 Report Quoted By: >>48421069 >>48421122 >>48421005 The fuck we don't. Pissed off Deaf-chan sounds like a hoot. swx !yQJt0dDL2A Wed 20 Apr 2011 02:19:44 No.48421057 Report Quoted By: >>48421075 >>48421078 >>48421122 >>48421148 So. How about when you proposed to her? DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Wed 20 Apr 2011 02:21:44 No.48421122 Report Quoted By: >>48421195 >>48421474 >>48421034 fine then. i'll do this one after then >>48421057 DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Wed 20 Apr 2011 02:33:44 No.48421479 Report Quoted By: >>48421531 >>48421538 >>48421558 >>48421593 >>48421636 >>48422050 >we were watching labyrinth on dvd >dog pisses on floor >puppies will be puppies, but i have to discipline him >put his nose in it and put him outside >wife is visibly upset with me >i begin to clean the carpet >she tells me that i'm a Meany >try to tell her that it's for his own good >she closes her eyes and gives me the "double silent treatment" >after about five minutes i give in >i bring the puppy inside and put it to her face >he begins to lick her >we finish the movie we never argue just minor things like this Kimura-sensei !!9/gdCt3KtKh Wed 20 Apr 2011 02:38:44 No.48421593 Report Quoted By: >>48421619 >>48421620 >>48421623 >>48421651 >>48421674 >>48421708 >>48421479 Am I the only one that's beginning to feel a bit enraged by DWST's awesome life? Like, I kinda want to punch him in the throat just because my life is inferior in every way. DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Wed 20 Apr 2011 02:39:44 No.48421623 Report Quoted By: >>48421800 >>48421593 thanks? DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Wed 20 Apr 2011 02:43:44 No.48421701 Report Quoted By: >>48421717 >>48421738 >>48421794 getting tired, might have to sleep soon. DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Wed 20 Apr 2011 02:46:44 No.48421796 Report >>48421717 >>48421738 i suppose one more will be fine. hope you don't mind the wait. Anonymous Wed 20 Apr 2011 02:46:44 No.48421794 Report Quoted By: >>48421822 >>48421878 >>48421701
you.
go to bed.
give that beautiful waifu of yours the best lovin' you've ever gave, only multiply it two fold.
then multiply it by the hundreds of /a/non's libido's here you have touched tonight.
you have her fall asleep in your arms tonight, DWST.
AND NEVER LET GO. DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Wed 20 Apr 2011 02:47:44 No.48421822 Report Quoted By: >>48421836 >>48421860 >>48421794 > implying i haven't already. Anonymous Wed 20 Apr 2011 02:49:44 No.48421860 Report Quoted By: >>48422017 >>48421822
THEN DO IT AGAIN, DAMMIT.
WE NEED TO SPREAD OUR LOVE VICARIOUSLY THROUGH YOU.
YOU ARE ONE OF THE PRECIOUS FEW WHO ARE "LIVING THE DREAM" WITH A REAL WAIFU.
DO IT AGAIN, FOR US. Anonymous Wed 20 Apr 2011 02:50:44 No.48421878 Report Quoted By: >>48421909 >>48421988 >>48422017 >>48421794 Please yell APPRIVOISE as you do this and unleash all of your, and anons, libido unto her.
Then cuddle her some more ;__; Anonymous Wed 20 Apr 2011 02:54:44 No.48421988 Report >>48421878 > With a deaf wife, you're able to say whatever embarrassing anime catch-phrases you want as long as she isn't looking at your lips. > With a weeaboo deaf wife, it's okay if she's watching. She'll probably find it funny, and she won't compare your terrible impressions with professional voice acting. DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Wed 20 Apr 2011 02:55:44 No.48422017 Report Quoted By: >>48422062 >>48422104 >>48422160 >>48421860 >>48421878 i'll do it just for you guys. but i'll have to be sneaky, she can read lips and has seen star driver with me Anonymous Wed 20 Apr 2011 03:02:44 No.48422204 Report Quoted By: >>48422213 >>48422235 so where's the wife atm? hope she doesn't mind that you're sharing perrsonal info on a public board. DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Wed 20 Apr 2011 03:04:44 No.48422235 Report Quoted By: >>48422474 >>48422204 she's sleeping next to me at the moment. i'm on my laptop. she's fine with it as long as i don;t deliver our names and stuff DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Wed 20 Apr 2011 03:10:44 No.48422393 Report Quoted By: >>48422447 >>48422503 >>48422529 >>48422540 it's getting late. my proposal will have to wait till tomorrow. but it will be longer than my other ones to give you every little detail. someone make a post around 2:00am eastern and i'll be there. make sure to bump it so i can see it. Anonymous Wed 20 Apr 2011 03:12:44 No.48422447 Report Quoted By: >>48422565 >>48422393 So... Is this a goodbye? ;_; DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Wed 20 Apr 2011 03:17:44 No.48422565 Report Quoted By: >>48422596 >>48422623 >>48422447 it's not so much a goodbye as it is a see you next time. i hope you all enjoyed todays stories and that i managed to brighten up someones day/night. see you, space cowboy.
