Anon's Deaf Wife
Anonymous 04/19/11(Tue)02:17 No.48382323
>wife has been deaf since childhood
>as a child she would read a lot of books and one day came across some mange
>she can speak but it isn't the best sounding English
>One night. After watching anime with her, she tells me that she wants to show me.
>she tells me to close my eyes. I do.
>she gives me the word and I open my eyes to see her dressed up as sailor...
>It's not that bad of a costume, and I happen to love things like this
>We make our way to the bed and she begins to remove her panties
>I tell her to leave them on she does. and we begin
>I realize that she was the one who got into my fap folder.
>I have two major fetishes.
>cosplay
>dirtytalking
>as I continue thrusting I pray to god she doesn't... but it’s too late.
>she begins to scream “Awh Yawh. Giv et to meh harduh ANON. fuh me lik an animaw! uw lik salah moon pussah? Hun ya yew do.”
>i burst into laughter
>my wife stalls to ask my whats wrong
>play it off ad a coughing -fit and continue
>she begins again “ah ya i luv ut win yo touch meh dare!”
>OH SHIT, Think Fast
>I flip her over and we continue laughing as hard as i ever have.
crisis averted, although I’m going to hell for it.
Anonymous 04/19/11 (Tue)02:31 No.48382690
>>48382323
I have more but it doesn’t go along with this topic.
for instance
>have fart real bad
>wife is in the mom
>fart knowing she cant hear it and it was loud as fuck
>the smell was fucking horrible
>I laugh as we continue watching tv
>she starts sniffing
>my dumbass begins to realize that she can still “smell”.
>she looks at me and says "ANON! dats fuckun Gwoss!” and hits me in the arm.
Anonymous 04/19/11(Tue)02:51 No.48383183
>>48382746
I'd like to think so. I have a loving, faithful wife, who has the same hobbies an me and well paying job as a programmer. my wife isn’t a hambeast either. she's definitely at least an 7/10. here's another one.
>out walking with my wife to the store 4
>we get there and the line is huge
>we forgot a cart so we were holding all the groceries in our hands
>almost our turn
>6'2 300I6 man and his girl cuts in front of us with a cart
>wife is not happy
>hoo dew yew tink yew ar buddy, weef been here fo twendy minutes an I’ll be damned if yew link you go in below us!"
>man turns to my wife and from the look of his glasses and how he holds the girl we realize he's blind.
>my wife suddenly apologizes for getting upset
>Im laughing uncontrollably
Anonymous 04/19/11(Tue)02:92 No.48383218
>>48181183
You and your waiu must have a weird time going through Katawa Shoujo, huh?
Anonymous 04/19/11(Tue)02:57 No.48383334
>>48383218
we actually played through together, she got pissed when she asked me who my favorite girls is and I said Rin.
Anonymous 04/19/11(Tue)03:05 No.48383539
>>48383349
when we first started dating things were just as great. One time in particular was memorable
>we had been dating for about two months and it was going great
>I got her house number from her dad
>I call
>he answers
>”hi, this is ANON. Mayl speak with you daughter?”
>he begins to laugh himself into a coughing fit
>realize what he was laughing about
>I’m a dumb ass
>I tell him be over in an hour
>I get there and tell her what I did
>"yorw a dumass”
this one of only a few situations where we both laughed
DeafWifeStoryTime 04/19/11(Tue)03:27 No.48384125 I'll use this name for now.
This next one is tale very special time for us.
>dating for about 3 months now and I invite her over
>I show her my dvd collection
>she picks a the Princess Bride
>I start the movie and press play
>after about three minutes i realize that she is staring at me
>”is something wrong hun?"
>”guess”
>she points at the tv
>realize once again that! am a dumb ass and quickly turn on subtitles
>she giggles
>i smile and join in
>we snuggle on the couch and begin to get intimate
>i begin to touch her
>she yelps
>I quickly retract my hand and apologize
>she grabs my retracted hand and as I gaze into her eyes
>”I think i weedy to... to... make luv"
>HNNNGGGGG and instaboner
>I slowly undress her
>she looks so fragile
>She tells me she loves me for the first time
>I immediately reply the same
>we made love for the first time that night
>it was both of our firsts
>it was both awkwards and amazingly beautiful
I knew that night that she was the only one I’d ever love this much.
DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw 04/19/11(Tue)03:52 No.48384716
how about for my last for the night i tell you all how we met?
DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw 04/19/11(Tue)04:12 No.48385160
>>48384732
>>48384731
Alright then
>I had just graduated from highschool and needed a job
>being from a small town jobs where hard to find so i had to move in with my aunt in a more rural area to find a job and get ready for collage
>on on of my job searched i notice a small bookstore
>i go in and ask for application but the woman was buried in her book
>I notice that the book is actually a manga
>i tap her on the shoulder
>in her surprise the young women yelped
>I apologizing to her for startling her
>I ask if she has any applications
>she passes me one over the counter
>I notice she is still blushing and holding the manga behind her back
>Thinking she might be embarrassed i say ”My favorite is maes hughes”.
>she is somewhat surprised by this remark
>”mines mustang”.
>it was at this point i notice that her voice was odd
>i thanked her an went on my way
>i ended up getting the job and eventually put found out from her father that she was deaf
>She could still read lips and speak fairly well
>we began to slowly connect with each other
>we would discuss our favorite manga and anime
>we were becoming closer each day
>until one day she was acting more down than usual
>i heard from her dad that her mother had died when she was 7
>I get her to talk with me after she avoided me for most of the week
>1 kept pressing her to tell me what was the matter
>she eventually broke into tear
>I brought her out back
>she told me about her mother
>I tried to console her, she was crying louder than i think she knew
>she told me I don’t understand
>i correct her and tell her that she is wrong
>my mother died when l was five from breast cancer
>she cried in my arms for at least an hour.
continuing
DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw 04/19/11(Tue)04:25 No.48385497
>>483135160
>when she finished we went back to work
>before we closed up she told me “pweas dent tell anywon about tewday. “
>i with her eyes still red from crying i could say anthing but “of course not”
>after that day she began to open to me
>we'd sometimes sit side by side and read
>i began to develop feelings for her
>after work, invited her out to eat at the pizza place beside the bookstore
>she, to my surprise, agrees to go
>she got spaghetti
>at one point she had that sauce ring around her mouth
>I laughed an passed her a napkin as
>she looked at me with her head cocked
>i pointed to my mouth to mirror
>she became flustered and wipe her mouth
>HHHHNNGGGGGGGG!
>we exit after we finish
>I she begins to text her dad
>nows my chance
>I nervously ask her if she'd mind doing it again sometime
>she blushes a bit and looks at her feet
>”ef yowr alrigt wif me bum min food fwom you…”
>I asked her out for tommrow after work.
Thread 3
DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Wed 20 Apr 2011 01:07:44 No.48419208
sorry i'm late i told my wife to tell me when my alarm goes off to get me. guess she didn't hear me.
Anonymous Wed 20 Apr 2011 01:08:44 No.48419238 Report
>>48419208
>guess she didn't hear me
Oh you.
DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Wed 20 Apr 2011 01:09:44 No.48419263 Report
Quoted By: >>48419286 >>48419303 >>48419312 >>48419337
all jokes aside, who's ready for a good old fashion story? green text or written?
DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Wed 20 Apr 2011 01:12:44 No.48419352 Report
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>>48419303
alright then kiddies, gather round. I'll tell you about the time we went to the zoo
DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Wed 20 Apr 2011 01:36:44 No.48419881 Report
Quoted By: >>48419936 >>48419965 >>48419982 >>48419984 >>48419985 >>48419992 >>48420006 >>48420031 >>48420037 >>48420049 >>48420053 >>48420063 >>48420075 >>48420130 >>48420155 >>48420281 >>48420370 >>48420478
>after 6 months of dating we decided to take a trip
>i had been saving up money from my paycheck each week
>finally had enough to take her some place other than around town
>we head out on a Saturday to go to a nearby zoo
>ride takes about an hour
>wife is visually frustrated from having nothing to do.
>remembered to bring my gameboy and her favorite game, super mario world.
>we arrive an unpack
>i notice that she packed lunch, i had just planned on eating out but this is the first time i've been able to eat her cooking so fuck that shit
>we look around
>she sees the dear, one which seemed to be an infant
>she dawwws with the cutest face ever
>we walk to the tigers, which she hasn't notice yet, due to her habit o looking at me when we walk.
>tiger roars
>wife doesn't notice it until i point it out
>her face is about 1 1/2 feet from the tiger she jumps and squeaks
>she notices im laughing and hit me in the shoulder
>to make it up to her i bring her to th petting zoo
>her eyes light up and she wastes no time getting in
>give her some animal food
>she smile a wide grin and starts to pet the goat.
DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Wed 20 Apr 2011 01:36:44 No.48419900 Report
Quoted By: >>48419936 >>48419955 >>48419965 >>48419970 >>48419982 >>48419984 >>48419985 >>48419992 >>48420006 >>48420031 >>48420037 >>48420039 >>48420049 >>48420053 >>48420063 >>48420075 >>48420099 >>48420124 >>48420130 >>48420155 >>48420281 >>48420370 >>48420478 >>48421009 >>48421343
>after about three hours we head to the car to eat what she prepared
>it was just some it was some sandwiches that she made
>the looked like normal sandwiches but holy fuck were they great
>i continually tell her of my satisfaction
>and she replies only by blushing and smiling with that grin of hers.
>i reach into the back seat
>pull out box
>he eyes begin to water
>i found out today was her birthday about a mount before this trip from her father.
>she opened the box with little patience or regard for the rapper.
>it was a picture of an apartment
>she looks confused
>i tell her "it's a one bedroom apartment that i've rented. I was wondering if you'd mind keeping me company.
>she is in awe
>she begins to cry a bit
>"ar yew sure yew wan to move in together?"
>"i don't think i could stand to be apart from you. so what do you think?"
>she starts to nod her head rapidly
>we got back to my new apartment that night and slept on the couch in each others arms.
it was still about a week until she moved in with me, but that first night together in our new apartment was nothing short of magical.
DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Wed 20 Apr 2011 01:41:44 No.48419986 Report
Quoted By: >>48420027 >>48420042 >>48420045 >>48420049 >>48420101 >>48420151 >>48420161 >>48420370
for the next story would you like to hear about our first pet?
DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Wed 20 Apr 2011 02:05:44 No.48420620 Report
Quoted By: >>48420746 >>48420747 >>48420770 >>48420771 >>48420786 >>48420845 >>48420859 >>48420888 >>48420968
>>48420027
I suppose not
>After about 7 months of dating
>she tells me she gets board when i'm in classes so we head out to a nearby mall to pick up a new game for her game boy.
>on the way to the way there she asks if we can stop at the pet store to look at the animals, she loves those cute little critters.
>There is absolutely no way in hell i can say no to her when she puts on her "PWEASSSE" face
>when get in and she immediately runs to the hamsters
>she like a kid in a candy store going to each animal one after another rapid fire
>after almost an hour i tell her it's almost time to go
>she becomes instantly bummed
>I tell her we can come back on the weekend
>she reluctantly fallows me out of the store
>we get her game, pokemon emerald
>she is happy about the game but seems more upset than usual after leaving the pet store
>Decide right then and there that i'm getting her a pet
>Tell her father about this
>he informs me that his friend at the mill has a dog that had given birth to a litter and is looking for a home from them
>bingo
>he brings her out for lunch as i head out on my quest for puppy
>i get there and get see the puppies
>i notice that on of them is especially cute
>he is black with a a white spot on his nose
>double bingo
DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Wed 20 Apr 2011 02:06:44 No.48420658 Report
Quoted By: >>48420706 >>48420745 >>48420746 >>48420770 >>48420771 >>48420786 >>48420859 >>48420888 >>48420954 >>48420968
>take him to the pet store
>get a collar, food, and a bed
>get home and prepare for dawwwww
>she gets home about a half hour after i do
>She calls out to me
>"Anon awm howm"
>walkout with the puppy behind my back
>he's fussing around
>she's confused until she sees the tail
>"wats dat Anon!"
>"it's our puppy, hun"
>"weery!?"
>i let the puppy down and he starts jumping at her leg, barking and being cut n' shit
>she is dawwwing
>i receive kiss for my efforts
>puppy sleeps in the middle of the bed that night, and still does now rendering the bed i got him useless
>she would always be sitting with him on the couch when i get home
>once in a while they be asleep, the puppy on her tummy, her head on the cushion with a bit of drool rolling down her cheek
>HHHHNNNGGGGGGGG!!!!!
we've had that dog for about 5 years now
Anonymous Wed 20 Apr 2011 02:08:44 No.48420741 Report
Quoted By: >>48420776 >>48420803 >>48420834
>she would always
I'm assuming you are no longer with her; since you keep referring to her in the past tense?
DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Wed 20 Apr 2011 02:10:44 No.48420776 Report
Quoted By: >>48420807 >>48420964
>>48420741
hmm, didn't notice that. but no.
Anonymous Wed 20 Apr 2011 02:10:44 No.48420786 Report
Quoted By: >>48420850
>>48420658
>>48420620
what's the puppy's name? breed?
DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Wed 20 Apr 2011 02:12:44 No.48420850 Report
>>48420786
i suppose i wouldn't hurt to tell you his name. his name is Dozer (Doh-zer)and he's a pitbull
Anonymous Wed 20 Apr 2011 02:12:44 No.48420834 Report
Quoted By: >>48420872 >>48420890 >>48420937 >>48420971
>>48420741
Soon, he'll tell us about the time when she died slowly in a hospital bed holding his hand.
Anonymous Wed 20 Apr 2011 02:13:44 No.48420890 Report
Quoted By: >>48420911 >>48420937 >>48420971
>>48420834
No no, wait, she gets hit by a bus she couldn't hear and didn't see due to her habit of looking at him.
Kimura-sensei !!9/gdCt3KtKh Wed 20 Apr 2011 02:15:44 No.48420911 Report
Quoted By: >>48420961
>>48420890
STOP TRYING TO KILL OFF DEAF-TAN FUCKERS
DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Wed 20 Apr 2011 02:15:44 No.48420937 Report
Quoted By: >>48420979 >>48420994
>>48420890
>>48420834
i know it's all in good fun, but could you guys stop playing it off as if my wife died
Anonymous Wed 20 Apr 2011 02:16:44 No.48420979 Report
Quoted By: >>48421056
>>48420937
Well, you do keep referring to her in the past tense in all your stories, we just assume she is no longer with us.
- _;
DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Wed 20 Apr 2011 02:19:44 No.48421056 Report
Quoted By: >>48421077
>>48420979
because these stories are in the past
Anonymous Wed 20 Apr 2011 02:11:44 No.48420823 Report
Quoted By: >>48421005 >>48421037
That can't be that perfect, tell us about bad stuff
DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Wed 20 Apr 2011 02:17:44 No.48421005 Report
Quoted By: >>48421034
>>48420823
sure we have our share of disagreements, but i'm sure that you don't want to hear about that. now about that next story.
Anonymous Wed 20 Apr 2011 02:18:44 No.48421034 Report
Quoted By: >>48421069 >>48421122
>>48421005
The fuck we don't. Pissed off Deaf-chan sounds like a hoot.
swx !yQJt0dDL2A Wed 20 Apr 2011 02:19:44 No.48421057 Report
Quoted By: >>48421075 >>48421078 >>48421122 >>48421148
So. How about when you proposed to her?
DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Wed 20 Apr 2011 02:21:44 No.48421122 Report
Quoted By: >>48421195 >>48421474
>>48421034
fine then. i'll do this one after then
>>48421057
DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Wed 20 Apr 2011 02:33:44 No.48421479 Report
Quoted By: >>48421531 >>48421538 >>48421558 >>48421593 >>48421636 >>48422050
>we were watching labyrinth on dvd
>dog pisses on floor
>puppies will be puppies, but i have to discipline him
>put his nose in it and put him outside
>wife is visibly upset with me
>i begin to clean the carpet
>she tells me that i'm a Meany
>try to tell her that it's for his own good
>she closes her eyes and gives me the "double silent treatment"
>after about five minutes i give in
>i bring the puppy inside and put it to her face
>he begins to lick her
>we finish the movie
we never argue just minor things like this
Kimura-sensei !!9/gdCt3KtKh Wed 20 Apr 2011 02:38:44 No.48421593 Report
Quoted By: >>48421619 >>48421620 >>48421623 >>48421651 >>48421674 >>48421708
>>48421479
Am I the only one that's beginning to feel a bit enraged by DWST's awesome life? Like, I kinda want to punch him in the throat just because my life is inferior in every way.
DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Wed 20 Apr 2011 02:39:44 No.48421623 Report
Quoted By: >>48421800
>>48421593
thanks?
DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Wed 20 Apr 2011 02:43:44 No.48421701 Report
Quoted By: >>48421717 >>48421738 >>48421794
getting tired, might have to sleep soon.
DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Wed 20 Apr 2011 02:46:44 No.48421796 Report
>>48421717
>>48421738
i suppose one more will be fine. hope you don't mind the wait.
Anonymous Wed 20 Apr 2011 02:46:44 No.48421794 Report
Quoted By: >>48421822 >>48421878
>>48421701
you.
go to bed.
give that beautiful waifu of yours the best lovin' you've ever gave, only multiply it two fold.
then multiply it by the hundreds of /a/non's libido's here you have touched tonight.
you have her fall asleep in your arms tonight, DWST.
AND NEVER LET GO.
DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Wed 20 Apr 2011 02:47:44 No.48421822 Report
Quoted By: >>48421836 >>48421860
>>48421794
> implying i haven't already.
Anonymous Wed 20 Apr 2011 02:49:44 No.48421860 Report
Quoted By: >>48422017
>>48421822
THEN DO IT AGAIN, DAMMIT.
WE NEED TO SPREAD OUR LOVE VICARIOUSLY THROUGH YOU.
YOU ARE ONE OF THE PRECIOUS FEW WHO ARE "LIVING THE DREAM" WITH A REAL WAIFU.
DO IT AGAIN, FOR US.
Anonymous Wed 20 Apr 2011 02:50:44 No.48421878 Report
Quoted By: >>48421909 >>48421988 >>48422017
>>48421794
Please yell APPRIVOISE as you do this and unleash all of your, and anons, libido unto her.
Then cuddle her some more ;__;
Anonymous Wed 20 Apr 2011 02:54:44 No.48421988 Report
>>48421878
> With a deaf wife, you're able to say whatever embarrassing anime catch-phrases you want as long as she isn't looking at your lips. > With a weeaboo deaf wife, it's okay if she's watching. She'll probably find it funny, and she won't compare your terrible impressions with professional voice acting.
DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Wed 20 Apr 2011 02:55:44 No.48422017 Report
Quoted By: >>48422062 >>48422104 >>48422160
>>48421860
>>48421878
i'll do it just for you guys. but i'll have to be sneaky, she can read lips and has seen star driver with me
Anonymous Wed 20 Apr 2011 03:02:44 No.48422204 Report
Quoted By: >>48422213 >>48422235
so where's the wife atm? hope she doesn't mind that you're sharing perrsonal info on a public board.
DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Wed 20 Apr 2011 03:04:44 No.48422235 Report
Quoted By: >>48422474
>>48422204
she's sleeping next to me at the moment. i'm on my laptop. she's fine with it as long as i don;t deliver our names and stuff
DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Wed 20 Apr 2011 03:10:44 No.48422393 Report
Quoted By: >>48422447 >>48422503 >>48422529 >>48422540
it's getting late. my proposal will have to wait till tomorrow. but it will be longer than my other ones to give you every little detail. someone make a post around 2:00am eastern and i'll be there. make sure to bump it so i can see it.
Anonymous Wed 20 Apr 2011 03:12:44 No.48422447 Report
Quoted By: >>48422565
>>48422393
So... Is this a goodbye? ;_;
DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Wed 20 Apr 2011 03:17:44 No.48422565 Report
Quoted By: >>48422596 >>48422623
>>48422447
it's not so much a goodbye as it is a see you next time. i hope you all enjoyed todays stories and that i managed to brighten up someones day/night. see you, space cowboy.
Thread 4
Anonymous Thu 21 Apr 2011 00:37:30 No.48456383 Report
Deaf waifu stories when?
DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Thu 21 Apr 2011 00:50:30 No.48456783 Report
Quoted By: >>48456808 >>48456811 >>48456824 >>48456861
well it's just a bit early but i guess it should be fine
CaptainBroseph Thu 21 Apr 2011 00:51:30 No.48456811 Report
Quoted By: >>48456844
>>48456783
Holy shit, that was fast.
DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Thu 21 Apr 2011 00:52:30 No.48456844 Report
Quoted By: >>48456869 >>48456899 >>48456916
>>48456811
i always browse /a/ after me and my ladies "special time" so how is everyone tonight?
Anonymous Thu 21 Apr 2011 00:53:30 No.48456869 Report
Quoted By: >>48456891
>>48456844
Tired, but now I can't go to sleep Thanks a lot
DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Thu 21 Apr 2011 00:54:30 No.48456891 Report
Quoted By: >>48456963 >>48456999 >>48457018
>>48456869
there's always green oval, brah
Anonymous Thu 21 Apr 2011 00:55:30 No.48456921 Report
Quoted By: >>48456954 >>48456963
TELL STORY OLD MAN I HAVE EARLY CLASSES AND EXHAUSTED
DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Thu 21 Apr 2011 00:56:30 No.48456954 Report
Quoted By: >>48457083 >>48457132 >>48457173
>>48456921
>old now i'm hurt. i'm only 24. just for that no thread today.
Anonymous Thu 21 Apr 2011 01:00:30 No.48457083 Report
Quoted By: >>48457117
>>48456954
don't do this to us man
Anonymous Thu 21 Apr 2011 00:57:30 No.48457001 Report
Quoted By: >>48457025 >>48457063 >>48457103 >>48458206 >>48458240
Drawfag is ready and waiting...
sorry for not logging in last night or the other night? I was studying.
DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Thu 21 Apr 2011 00:59:30 No.48457063 Report
Quoted By: >>48457100
>>48457001
man you have no idea how effective that works on me.
DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Thu 21 Apr 2011 01:01:30 No.48457117 Report
Quoted By: >>48457202
>>48457083
i'm kidding. i will have the first story of the night up in a few.
Anonymous Thu 21 Apr 2011 01:00:30 No.48457100 Report
Quoted By: >>48457148 >>48457263
>>48457063
Does your waifu know that she has a dedicated fan following due to these stories?
DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Thu 21 Apr 2011 01:05:30 No.48457263 Report
Quoted By: >>48457392 >>48457515
>>48457100
she's somewhat aware. i mean i told her, but it's not my fault if she wasn't listening. >I make all these jokes in good fun. don't lynch me. seriously though she's somewhat aware from what I've told her, she doesn't know that I told you guys the sailor moon story though, and she never will
DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Thu 21 Apr 2011 01:13:30 No.48457546 Report
Quoted By: >>48457574 >>48457604 >>48457638 >>48457640 >>48457656 >>48457663 >>48457693 >>48457742
>one day we go out to get some food for the dog
>she want's to get him a toy
>she goes up to a squeaking toy
>You know. you squeeze it and it squeaks, in fact the case says "squeeze me please"
>she becomes confuse with why a dog would want a frog doll, or why you should squeeze it
>don't have the heart to tell her to tell her why.
>feel bad and bring to go get ice cream at a local parlor.
>she doesn't know why we went but she gladly gets a scoop cookies n' creme ice creme.
she was so cute trying to figure out what it did to. it was equally dawww and bawww
Dusty !VRangrVOMM Thu 21 Apr 2011 01:14:30 No.48457559 Report
Quoted By: >>48457637
>>48457468[Not DeafWife Anon]
That's wonderful. You got yourself a wonderful girl, bro.
DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Thu 21 Apr 2011 01:16:30 No.48457637 Report
Quoted By: >>48457652 >>48457694 >>48457697
>>48457559
he better not have my girl. if she ever cheated on me (NEVER!!!) she'd never hear the end of it.
Anonymous Thu 21 Apr 2011 01:15:30 No.48457604 Report
Quoted By: >>48457754
>>48457546
>paternal reactions/actions
You sure she's not you're daughther
DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Thu 21 Apr 2011 01:20:30 No.48457754 Report
Quoted By: >>48457783 >>48457786 >>48457794 >>48457796 >>48457797 >>48457896
>>48457604
you never had a friend who was down and you felt bad for them so you sis something nice? it was like that but she did't know at the time what a toy like that was, thus she wasn't feeling down, and instead of just a friend its my soulmate. plus it was hot and we could have used some type of cooldown. that reminds me of our first beach trip.
Anonymous Thu 21 Apr 2011 01:23:30 No.48457821 Report
Quoted By: >>48457832 >>48457872 >>48457905
Is she mentally handicapped?
DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Thu 21 Apr 2011 01:26:30 No.48457905 Report
Quoted By: >>48457921 >>48457939 >>48457945 >>48457954 >>48458041
>>48457821
hmm. is that how she gets portrayed? she's very childish and Innocent and she's shy around people. is it the way i write her speech? i write it that way because thats how i think she's sounds written down. if everyone prefer i don;t mind writing it out out normally.
Anonymous Thu 21 Apr 2011 01:28:30 No.48457954 Report
>>48457905
>if everyone prefer i don;t mind writing it out out normally.
NO DON'T WRITE WHAT SHE SOUNDS LIKE PLEASE
DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Thu 21 Apr 2011 01:30:30 No.48457980 Report
Quoted By: >>48458061 >>48458107
ok then. just a few more minutes.
DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Thu 21 Apr 2011 01:43:30 No.48458387 Report
Quoted By: >>48458481 >>48458530 >>48458603 >>48459137
>hot as balls out
>easily 90 degrees outside outside
>sweating balls of
>me and the mrs. are sitting on the couch watchin the news, low 90 all day
>i'm wearing a t shirt and she's wearing my wife beater, no bra btw.
>both sticky from sweat
>decide i want to take shower
>she gets an invite
>invite accepted
>we start to strip on the way to the shower
>if you have never seen a woman sticky with sweat take off a wife beater without a bra on i have to say you should put that on the list
>both washing in the shower
>wife obviously not in the mood to fool around
>have to use the MIND OF STEEL to keep little anon from reaching critical mass.
>we finish off and head back to the couch, both
saying, fuck clothes.
>we return to melting on the couch
>"is tew hawt ow"
>"we could go to the beach." i suggest
>"sur!"
>i tell her to get ready
>realizing that i haven't seen her in a bathing suit
>awshitnigga.png
>think about it the whole ride there
>we get there
>packed
>suggest we walk around a bit.
>find a nice place to set up
>we both head to the rest rooms nearby.
>finish changing first
>the wait hurt my heart guys
more coming
DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Thu 21 Apr 2011 02:08:30 No.48459137 Report
Quoted By: >>48459229 >>48459266 >>48459280 >>48459284 >>48459677
>>48458387
>why must women take so long!
>she comes out five minutes later lite her hair in a tail
>OH FUCK MY HEART!
>cute fucking bikini,which was yellow with orange polka dots.
>she is obviously self conscious though
>she looks at her feet as her toe's play with the grass
>tell her she looks amazing, and i could't possible overstate this
>she still shy and aware
>hold her hand and start leading her to the water
>she reminds me of suntan lotion
>we apply it all over, using each others help
>we finally enter the water
>still fairly early in summer so some shrinkage and slowly wading
>decide to be a man and dive right away because fuck cold
>turn around to see that she is visibly not amused
>realized my feet splashed her
>i apologize
>she splashes me
>oh it's on
>TIDAL WAVE
>critical hit!
>she lets out a gasp
>she is now soaked
>give me the "guess who's not having sex tonight look"
>thank god that pissed off face turns into laughter
>we splash and swim
>i inflate her tube and tow her around for awhile
>she want's to go faster
>engaging warp speed
>after we get tired we pack our stuff back up in the car and head over to the pier
>Arcade time
>get my ass stomped at street fighter
>finally get some grub at at a stall on the pier
>she gets some fries and a soda
>hamburger for me
>starts to get dark
>ask her if she wants to head out
>"naw yet"
final part coming up
DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Thu 21 Apr 2011 02:28:30 No.48459677 Report
Quoted By: >>48459726 >>48459743 >>48459758 >>48459782 >>48459819
>>48459137
>she tells me she wants to go swimming at night
>we hang out on the pier until it gets dark
>After getting my ass handed to me at almost every game in the arcade but skeetball, i am a god at skeetball, we head out to the beach.
>we have to stick close to the pier because we need the light
>we wade through the water and walk across the shore
>water is much colder at night so nothing past our knees
>the moon is near full and reflecting off the water
>she starts to yawn
>time to go
>she holds my arm till we get to where we park
>we both get in
>i can see she is visibly tired
>on the ride home she sleeps as i listen to the radio
>get home
>i open my door and go to wake her
>her head is resting up against the window she
>i wake her with a gentle nestle
>she comes to and she has a bit of drool rolling down her cheek
>you have no idea how cute that is to me
>we head in and fall asleep on the bed still in our bathing suits, still sticky from the water
>she wakes me in the morning for a shower
>put the blanket in the washer
>washing and shit
>today is much better
>70 degrees
>almost finished washing
>she gives me the love nudge
>Aw yeah
we usually go to lakes now but we try to head to the ocean at least once a year.
Anonymous Thu 21 Apr 2011 02:34:30 No.48459829 Report
Quoted By: >>48459868 >>48459891 >>48459934
I've been waiting for the proposal story since last night!
Please DWST?
DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Thu 21 Apr 2011 02:36:30 No.48459891 Report
Quoted By: >>48459917 >>48459920 >>48459933 >>48459936 >>48459943 >>48459944 >>48459973 >>48459975 >>48460008 >>48460772
>>48459829
are you guys sure you want to hear such that so soon. it be like having sex and premature ejaculating. sure it still felt good but there was no journey or lead up
Anonymous Thu 21 Apr 2011 02:37:30 No.48459933 Report
Quoted By: >>48459966 >>48460772
>>48459891
Point taken. Would you be able to tell any other stories, then?
DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Thu 21 Apr 2011 02:39:30 No.48459966 Report
Quoted By: >>48459976
>>48459933
one more long one or two shorter ones?
Anonymous Thu 21 Apr 2011 02:39:30 No.48459976 Report
Quoted By: >>48459987 >>48459999 >>48460088
>>48459966
Two shorter ones.
DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Thu 21 Apr 2011 02:43:30 No.48460088 Report
>>48459976
>>48459987
>>48459999
alright then. two shorts coming right up
DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Thu 21 Apr 2011 02:57:30 No.48460425 Report
Quoted By: >>48460471 >>48460478 >>48460485 >>48460510 >>48460525 >>48460526 >>48460540 >>48460600 >>48460660
first time we went to the vet for to get his shots and vaccine for the dog
>she has been dreading today
>she fidgeting in the car with dozer on her lap
>she's petting him as he puts his head out the window
>get there and sign in
>i read a sports illustrated
>not really enjoying the stories, but she is still anxious and i'm laughing a bit so i have to pretend it's because of the magazine and hope she doesn't catch on
>hear my name being called by the assistant
>notify her that it's his turn
>she slowly rises and follow me to the vet
>the doctor tells her to put him on the table
>she didn't hear him because she was looking at the dog and me
>i motion here to the table
>she catches on and slowly puts him down
>doctor begins exam
>tells us everything is fine
>tells us to hold him down as he readies the first shot
>wife is afraid of needles and is a very sympathetic person
>winces with each shot
>puppy is fine, she's the only one showing discomfort
>afterwards we head out to get a treat at the local ice cream parlor
>they have ice creme for dogs and it was her idea to get him some for being a brave boy
>with all she's done today i wonder how she'll be when we have kids
>become embarrassed
she spoiled him for the rest of that day
Anonymous Thu 21 Apr 2011 03:01:30 No.48460510 Report
>>48460425
It's so cute that everything can be healed with ice cream with her.
Anonymous Thu 21 Apr 2011 03:03:30 No.48460540 Report
Quoted By: >>48460637
>>48460425
Do you guys want kids? What kind of protection do you use?
DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Thu 21 Apr 2011 03:08:30 No.48460637 Report
Quoted By: >>48460692 >>48460709
>>48460540
of course we want kids, and thats private my man.
DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Thu 21 Apr 2011 03:05:30 No.48460584 Report
Quoted By: >>48460616 >>48460632 >>48460711 >>48460742
for my last one i'll leave it to choice.
name something and ill write something similar to it but it has to at least come close to something that we've actually done
DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Thu 21 Apr 2011 03:34:30 No.48461115 Report
Quoted By: >>48461162 >>48461171 >>48461185 >>48461214 >>48461249 >>48461311
last one for tonight. the closest we've come in regard to "family planning"
>resting on the couch with her on my lap and the dog at our feet
>flipping through channels
>she see's a baby and her mom playing on some tbs special
>she smiling, and saying how cute the baby is
>she looks at me and makes a comment on how much she wants a baby.
>oh shit.
>"isn't it a bit early to be thinking about children, i mean i'm still getting my degree and i just just don't think that we have enough money saved..."
>she starts to laugh
>"of course it tew ery, i was jus sayin i can't wait to have a baby with yew"
>we talk about what conditions we should meet before we begin to attempt baby making
>finish the night watching Gilligans island
we've met most of our goals, we just need to find a bigger place and we might start to have some young'ins running around.
DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Thu 21 Apr 2011 03:38:30 No.48461206 Report
Quoted By: >>48461232
so another thread comes to an end i'll be on tomorrow around midnight just make a thread and bump it and i'll find my way there
Anonymous Thu 21 Apr 2011 03:39:30 No.48461214 Report
Quoted By: >>48461267
>>48461115
Say in 10+ years in the future where you have children. Would it be ok to you if your children were to watch anime? What kind of shows would you make them watch? I'm sure you'd monitor it because there's plenty of stuff children shouldn't see.
DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Thu 21 Apr 2011 03:42:30 No.48461267 Report
Quoted By: >>48461281 >>48461331
>>48461214
i guess i can answer this before i head out. i'll allow them to watch what ever medium they want as long as it is age appropriate. if they take an interest in it i'll support it by showing them some classics. if not then i'll respect their opinion and will not force them to be like me.
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DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Fri 22 Apr 2011 23:59:29 No.48543485 Report Quoted By: >>48543536 >>48543541 >>48543548 >>48543599 >>48543613 >>48543619 >>48543758 well hello. sorry i'm late. Anonymous Sat 23 Apr 2011 00:01:29 No.48543536 Report Quoted By: >>48543594 >>48543485 OHBOYOHBOYPOHBOY! So, id your wife creeped out by all this? Or have you not told her? DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Sat 23 Apr 2011 00:02:29 No.48543594 Report >>48543536 she's fine with it, more flattered than offended by the remarks posted. i fins that she is a very tolerable person. Anonymous Sat 23 Apr 2011 00:03:29 No.48543599 Report Quoted By: >>48543684 >>48543485 Did you get your wife to record something on vocaroo? DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Sat 23 Apr 2011 00:05:29 No.48543684 Report >>48543548 >>48543541 >>48543619 oh /a/ how you flatter me. >>48543599 she was uncomfortable with it, so i dropped the subject DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Sat 23 Apr 2011 00:08:29 No.48543776 Report Quoted By: >>48543861 >>48543867 >>48544445 >>48544815 i would also like to apologize for my absence. there were pressing matters to attend to. >go to write you guys some stories before hand >wife is awake later than usual, she's restless. >"hunny, is something the matter?" >within 15 seconds she makes it perfectally clear what she want's >well lets just say it was "something important" by the way, to the anon who wanted me to say KIRABOSH! i want you to know i am a man of my word nonymous Sat 23 Apr 2011 00:04:29 No.48543655 Report Quoted By: >>48543759 >>48543862 I think he's run out of interesting material, lets not run it into the ground. DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Sat 23 Apr 2011 00:11:29 No.48543862 Report Quoted By: >>48544002 >>48543655 >>48543759 if thats how you feel i can just post one story a week. i certainly don't mind. Anonymous Sat 23 Apr 2011 00:15:29 No.48544002 Report Quoted By: >>48544132 >>48543862 >if thats how you feel i can just post one story a week. i certainly don't mind.
Whatever you feel is best DWST. DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Sat 23 Apr 2011 00:18:29 No.48544132 Report >>48544002 i have i have 6+ years with her, and although each moment with her is special to me, i can understand how others might get bored. DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Sat 23 Apr 2011 00:20:29 No.48544213 Report >>48544124 okay then fridays it is. Anonymous Sat 23 Apr 2011 00:12:29 No.48543903 Report Quoted By: >>48543979 Are you a double income household? If so, what kinda job does she hold? DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Sat 23 Apr 2011 00:15:29 No.48543979 Report Quoted By: >>48544057 >>48543903 yes, we both have jobs. she works at a book store. Anonymous Sat 23 Apr 2011 00:16:29 No.48544057 Report Quoted By: >>48544116 >>48544183 >>48543979 Thought she was a programmer DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Sat 23 Apr 2011 00:19:29 No.48544183 Report >>48544057 i program for my uncle. Anonymous Sat 23 Apr 2011 00:56:29 No.48545704 Report Quoted By: >>48545926 I can't say that I particularly care for either of these stories, but seeing people excited for things like this makes me smile. The site that I loved is still alive, somewhere in there. Blindmute Loli, Nurse-kun, Red... good times, 4chan. Good times.
Thanks for keeping it real, DeafWifeStoryTime, Bedford. Anonymous Sat 23 Apr 2011 01:07:29 No.48546125 Report Quoted By: >>48546191 >>48546368 >>48545895
So.. if your wife is deaf, how do you talk to her?
Do you use notes or something? Sign Language? DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Sat 23 Apr 2011 01:14:29 No.48546368 Report Quoted By: >>48546389 >>48546478 >>48546555 >>48546556 >>48546607 >>48546900 >>48546906 >>48546125 of course i also learned sign language here's a story >our dog was going through a chewing faze >remote, cell phone, dvd cases, etc, just chewed right up >disiple him each time but he dosn't seem to get the message >oned day i come home from school to find that our coach has been ripped up and bite marks everywhere >wife had been sleeping on the bed win then happened >I inform her after gentle a awaking her >we converse our options >we decide that the couch is insalvageable >i call her dad to see if he would mind bringing the couch to the dump and watch the dog while we go out to get a new one. >he comes by the next day and helps me load the couch into the bed of his truck >afterwards he heads off with dozer and we go to look at furnature >wife is distraught >that couch was the location of our first and held high sentimental value >i get a call from her dad and he asks me if i want to keep the couches feet, saying that having replacement feet are nice to have incase >i tell him to keep them, just got a plan >we look through them and see if she likes any, i'm a simple man and as long as she likes it it's fine DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Sat 23 Apr 2011 01:15:29 No.48546389 Report Quoted By: >>48546478 >>48546543 >>48546555 >>48546556 >>48546607 >>48546900 >>48546906 >>48548487 >>48546368 >she finds one that looks like it can fit three, it's cumfy, and its within our price range >we end up getting it and they say it should ship within two business days >I call up her father and tell him that he might need to keep the dog for a few days so we can clean and have some alone time >he says it's no problem >we get a call from the store 3 days later saying that the couch should be arriving around 12:00 >call her dad to get his help >"be right over" >the truck comes around 2:00 >we take it into the house >i ask him if he brought what i asked, he did >put our old coutches feet on the new one, and keep the new ones as replacements >she is all lovey because of it >we thank her dad for all his help as he leaves. i love that old man as much as my old man. >she is still a little bummed about the loss of our couch >i sugest we christen our new couch >lets just say she let me put it in the "suggestion box" >dozer stopped chewing stuff when we got him back as well >start to believe that her father is some sort of wizard i kid about the wizard part but he is truly a great man Anonymous Sat 23 Apr 2011 01:19:29 No.48546543 Report Quoted By: >>48546995 >>48546389 Her dad is a total bro. Anonymous Sat 23 Apr 2011 01:20:29 No.48546555 Report Quoted By: >>48546995 >>48550178 >>48546389 >>48546368 So cuuuuuuuuuute.
Her dad sounds like a true bro. The Los Angeles Lobotomizer !iBrainsYkw Sat 23 Apr 2011 01:20:29 No.48546558 Report Quoted By: >>48546995 >dozer stopped chewing stuff when we got him back as well >start to believe that her father is some sort of wizard I lol'd. DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Sat 23 Apr 2011 01:31:29 No.48546995 Report Quoted By: >>48547041 >>48546543 >>48546555 >>48546558 he is. i could tell one involving me and him if you guys don't mind. DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Sat 23 Apr 2011 02:12:29 No.48548436 Report Quoted By: >>48548525 >>48548532 >>48548536 >>48548537 >>48548542 >>48548990 >>48549049 >>48549093 >>48549122 final story of the night >me and him are pretty tight >he want's to go fishing but all his buds are either out on work, he and a lot of his friends are truck drivers. >he calls me and asks if i can come >nothing to do that day so yes >would have tried to go even if i had plans >he arives around 6:00 am >i ask if she wan'ts to come wit us >she tell me that she "wou'n wan tew be tha thwird wheel" >say "oh, okay" >realize she just said a gay joke about me >look back at and she's laughing >well i'll have to get her back for that later >we get out to the lake around 7:00 >we back up the boat to into the water and get out there >i hate fishing, but the old man is telling me stories about his youth >he gets to his wife >he tells me how they met, where they got married, all about her >he was smiling the entire time he reminisced >even though he's smiling he still has tears in his eyes and makes no attempts to hide it >"she sounded like a wonderful woman" i tell him, my voice giving off my emotion, she reminded me of my mom. >"she was. she always smiled and i couldn't help but fall for her. but now that she's gone all i have left is my house, my boat, my truck, and my daughter. please take care of her, she really likes ya and she smiles a lot more than she use to since you came around."" >"of course sir" >"thank you. you know i always wanted a son like you. you should have seen how bummed i was when we had a girl." >we laughed. litening the mood significantly >we head back around 7:00 pm >we say our goodbyes and i head inside >i am greeted by her with a "how was yowr date" >"you know your dads a real slut. didn't even take any force at all to ram it in. you might want to learn a few thing from him" >the look on her face was evidence enough who the victor was >we laugh away the discomfort in the air >even without what happened later that night i can still say it was a truly amazing day. DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Sat 23 Apr 2011 02:34:29 No.48549151 Report Quoted By: >>48549213 >>48549214 >>48549219 >>48549259 >>48549273 >>48549374 just something to lighten the mood [In reference to The Bedford Strangler] >just went to check on wife >she has one of her legs off the side of the bed, she is slightly snoring, drool rolling down her cheek, shirt slightly raised exposing her belly button >i laugh to myself >i move her hair to the side and kiss her forehead gently as not to wake her. I truly love this woman, in fact i think it might be time for me to join her. Anonymous Sat 23 Apr 2011 02:38:29 No.48549273 Report Quoted By: >>48549437 >>48549151
Damnit man, you're living the absolute dream. And you know what? I'm happier for you than I have been for just about anybody else I have ever known. You already know this, but, you better hang onto that girl of yours with a grip so tight not even the world can break, because the world is certainly going to be what's trying to break that grip. You've done well for yourself, man, really. Don't do a thing differently; you're doing an incredible job at this whole "life" thing, while so many others haven't.
Hell, it's even starting to give me hope that I can make an awesome life too. Good night to you, sir. I can't wait until Friday. DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Sat 23 Apr 2011 02:43:29 No.48549437 Report Quoted By: >>48549555 >>48549635 >>48549273 thank you, i truly appreciate your kind words. but to tell the truth my life wasn't nearly as happy as it is now. my school life was horrible, kids can be cruel. but i suppose thats a story meant for a different audience, another day.
