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>I asked her out for tommrow after work.}} | >I asked her out for tommrow after work.}} | ||
==Thread 3== | ==Thread 3== | ||
DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Wed 20 Apr 2011 01:07:44 No.48419208 | |||
sorry i'm late i told my wife to tell me when my alarm goes off to get me. guess she didn't hear me. | sorry i'm late i told my wife to tell me when my alarm goes off to get me. guess she didn't hear me. | ||
Anonymous Wed 20 Apr 2011 01:08:44 No.48419238 Report | |||
>>48419208 | |||
>guess she didn't hear me | |||
>guess she didn't hear me | |||
Oh you. | Oh you. | ||
DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Wed 20 Apr 2011 01:09:44 No.48419263 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>48419286 >>48419303 >>48419312 >>48419337 | |||
all jokes aside, who's ready for a good old fashion story? green text or written? | all jokes aside, who's ready for a good old fashion story? green text or written? | ||
DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Wed 20 Apr 2011 01:12:44 No.48419352 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>48419363 >>48419371 >>48419390 >>48419400 >>48419404 >>48419421 >>48419469 >>48419508 >>48419814 | |||
>>48419303 | |||
alright then kiddies, gather round. I'll tell you about the time we went to the zoo | alright then kiddies, gather round. I'll tell you about the time we went to the zoo | ||
DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Wed 20 Apr 2011 01:36:44 No.48419881 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>48419936 >>48419965 >>48419982 >>48419984 >>48419985 >>48419992 >>48420006 >>48420031 >>48420037 >>48420049 >>48420053 >>48420063 >>48420075 >>48420130 >>48420155 >>48420281 >>48420370 >>48420478 | |||
>after 6 months of dating we decided to take a trip | |||
>i had been saving up money from my paycheck each week | >i had been saving up money from my paycheck each week | ||
>finally had enough to take her some place other than around town | >finally had enough to take her some place other than around town | ||
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>her eyes light up and she wastes no time getting in | >her eyes light up and she wastes no time getting in | ||
>give her some animal food | >give her some animal food | ||
>she smile a wide grin and starts to pet the goat. | >she smile a wide grin and starts to pet the goat. | ||
DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Wed 20 Apr 2011 01:36:44 No.48419900 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>48419936 >>48419955 >>48419965 >>48419970 >>48419982 >>48419984 >>48419985 >>48419992 >>48420006 >>48420031 >>48420037 >>48420039 >>48420049 >>48420053 >>48420063 >>48420075 >>48420099 >>48420124 >>48420130 >>48420155 >>48420281 >>48420370 >>48420478 >>48421009 >>48421343 | |||
>after about three hours we head to the car to eat what she prepared | |||
>it was just some it was some sandwiches that she made | >it was just some it was some sandwiches that she made | ||
>the looked like normal sandwiches but holy fuck were they great | >the looked like normal sandwiches but holy fuck were they great | ||
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>she starts to nod her head rapidly | >she starts to nod her head rapidly | ||
>we got back to my new apartment that night and slept on the couch in each others arms. | >we got back to my new apartment that night and slept on the couch in each others arms. | ||
it was still about a week until she moved in with me, but that first night together in our new apartment was nothing short of magical. | it was still about a week until she moved in with me, but that first night together in our new apartment was nothing short of magical. | ||
DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Wed 20 Apr 2011 01:41:44 No.48419986 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>48420027 >>48420042 >>48420045 >>48420049 >>48420101 >>48420151 >>48420161 >>48420370 | |||
for the next story would you like to hear about our first pet? | for the next story would you like to hear about our first pet? | ||
DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Wed 20 Apr 2011 02:05:44 No.48420620 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>48420746 >>48420747 >>48420770 >>48420771 >>48420786 >>48420845 >>48420859 >>48420888 >>48420968 | |||
>>48420027 | |||
I suppose not | I suppose not | ||
>After about 7 months of dating | |||
>she tells me she gets board when i'm in classes so we head out to a nearby mall to pick up a new game for her game boy. | >she tells me she gets board when i'm in classes so we head out to a nearby mall to pick up a new game for her game boy. | ||
>on the way to the way there she asks if we can stop at the pet store to look at the animals, she loves those cute little critters. | >on the way to the way there she asks if we can stop at the pet store to look at the animals, she loves those cute little critters. | ||
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>i notice that on of them is especially cute | >i notice that on of them is especially cute | ||
>he is black with a a white spot on his nose | >he is black with a a white spot on his nose | ||
>double bingo | >double bingo | ||
DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Wed 20 Apr 2011 02:06:44 No.48420658 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>48420706 >>48420745 >>48420746 >>48420770 >>48420771 >>48420786 >>48420859 >>48420888 >>48420954 >>48420968 | |||
>take him to the pet store | |||
get a collar, food, and a bed | |||
>get home and prepare for dawwwww | >get home and prepare for dawwwww | ||
>she gets home about a half hour after i do | >she gets home about a half hour after i do | ||
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>she would always be sitting with him on the couch when i get home | >she would always be sitting with him on the couch when i get home | ||
>once in a while they be asleep, the puppy on her tummy, her head on the cushion with a bit of drool rolling down her cheek | >once in a while they be asleep, the puppy on her tummy, her head on the cushion with a bit of drool rolling down her cheek | ||
>HHHHNNNGGGGGGGG!!!!! | >HHHHNNNGGGGGGGG!!!!! | ||
we've had that dog for about 5 years now | we've had that dog for about 5 years now | ||
Anonymous Wed 20 Apr 2011 02:08:44 No.48420741 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>48420776 >>48420803 >>48420834 | |||
>she would always | |||
I'm assuming you are no longer with her; since you keep referring to her in the past tense? | I'm assuming you are no longer with her; since you keep referring to her in the past tense? | ||
DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Wed 20 Apr 2011 02:10:44 No.48420776 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>48420807 >>48420964 | |||
>>48420741 | |||
hmm, didn't notice that. but no. | hmm, didn't notice that. but no. | ||
Anonymous Wed 20 Apr 2011 02:10:44 No.48420786 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>48420850 | |||
>>48420658 | |||
>>48420620 | |||
what's the puppy's name? breed? | what's the puppy's name? breed? | ||
DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Wed 20 Apr 2011 02:12:44 No.48420850 Report | |||
>>48420786 | |||
i suppose i wouldn't hurt to tell you his name. | i suppose i wouldn't hurt to tell you his name. | ||
his name is Dozer (Doh-zer)and he's a pitbull | his name is Dozer (Doh-zer)and he's a pitbull | ||
Anonymous Wed 20 Apr 2011 02:12:44 No.48420834 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>48420872 >>48420890 >>48420937 >>48420971 | |||
>>48420741 | |||
Soon, he'll tell us about the time when she died slowly in a hospital bed holding his hand. | Soon, he'll tell us about the time when she died slowly in a hospital bed holding his hand. | ||
Anonymous Wed 20 Apr 2011 02:13:44 No.48420890 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>48420911 >>48420937 >>48420971 | |||
>>48420834 | |||
No no, wait, she gets hit by a bus she couldn't hear and didn't see due to her habit of looking at him. | No no, wait, she gets hit by a bus she couldn't hear and didn't see due to her habit of looking at him. | ||
Kimura-sensei !!9/gdCt3KtKh Wed 20 Apr 2011 02:15:44 No.48420911 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>48420961 | |||
>>48420890 | |||
STOP TRYING TO KILL OFF DEAF-TAN FUCKERS | STOP TRYING TO KILL OFF DEAF-TAN FUCKERS | ||
DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Wed 20 Apr 2011 02:15:44 No.48420937 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>48420979 >>48420994 | |||
>>48420890 | |||
>>48420834 | |||
i know it's all in good fun, but could you guys stop playing it off as if my wife died | i know it's all in good fun, but could you guys stop playing it off as if my wife died | ||
Anonymous Wed 20 Apr 2011 02:16:44 No.48420979 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>48421056 | |||
>>48420937 | |||
Well, you do keep referring to her in the past tense in all your stories, we just assume she is no longer with us. | Well, you do keep referring to her in the past tense in all your stories, we just assume she is no longer with us. | ||
;_; | ;_; | ||
DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Wed 20 Apr 2011 02:19:44 No.48421056 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>48421077 | |||
>>48420979 | |||
because these stories are in the past | because these stories are in the past | ||
Anonymous Wed 20 Apr 2011 02:11:44 No.48420823 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>48421005 >>48421037 | |||
That can't be that perfect, tell us about bad stuff | That can't be that perfect, tell us about bad stuff | ||
DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Wed 20 Apr 2011 02:17:44 No.48421005 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>48421034 | |||
>>48420823 | |||
sure we have our share of disagreements, but i'm sure that you don't want to hear about that. now about that next story. | sure we have our share of disagreements, but i'm sure that you don't want to hear about that. now about that next story. | ||
Anonymous Wed 20 Apr 2011 02:18:44 No.48421034 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>48421069 >>48421122 | |||
>>48421005 | |||
The fuck we don't. Pissed off Deaf-chan sounds like a hoot. | The fuck we don't. Pissed off Deaf-chan sounds like a hoot. | ||
swx !yQJt0dDL2A Wed 20 Apr 2011 02:19:44 No.48421057 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>48421075 >>48421078 >>48421122 >>48421148 | |||
So. How about when you proposed to her? | So. How about when you proposed to her? | ||
DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Wed 20 Apr 2011 02:21:44 No.48421122 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>48421195 >>48421474 | |||
>>48421034 | |||
fine then. i'll do this one after then | fine then. i'll do this one after then | ||
>>48421057 | |||
DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Wed 20 Apr 2011 02:33:44 No.48421479 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>48421531 >>48421538 >>48421558 >>48421593 >>48421636 >>48422050 | |||
>we were watching labyrinth on dvd | |||
>dog pisses on floor | >dog pisses on floor | ||
>puppies will be puppies, but i have to discipline him | >puppies will be puppies, but i have to discipline him | ||
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>i bring the puppy inside and put it to her face | >i bring the puppy inside and put it to her face | ||
>he begins to lick her | >he begins to lick her | ||
>we finish the movie | >we finish the movie | ||
we never argue just minor things like this | we never argue just minor things like this | ||
Kimura-sensei !!9/gdCt3KtKh Wed 20 Apr 2011 02:38:44 No.48421593 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>48421619 >>48421620 >>48421623 >>48421651 >>48421674 >>48421708 | |||
>>48421479 | |||
Am I the only one that's beginning to feel a bit enraged by DWST's awesome life? Like, I kinda want to punch him in the throat just because my life is inferior in every way. | Am I the only one that's beginning to feel a bit enraged by DWST's awesome life? Like, I kinda want to punch him in the throat just because my life is inferior in every way. | ||
DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Wed 20 Apr 2011 02:39:44 No.48421623 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>48421800 | |||
>>48421593 | |||
thanks? | thanks? | ||
DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Wed 20 Apr 2011 02:43:44 No.48421701 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>48421717 >>48421738 >>48421794 | |||
getting tired, might have to sleep soon. | getting tired, might have to sleep soon. | ||
DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Wed 20 Apr 2011 02:46:44 No.48421796 Report | |||
>>48421717 | |||
>>48421738 | |||
i suppose one more will be fine. hope you don't mind the wait. | i suppose one more will be fine. hope you don't mind the wait. | ||
Anonymous Wed 20 Apr 2011 02:46:44 No.48421794 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>48421822 >>48421878 | |||
>>48421701 | |||
you. | you. | ||
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AND NEVER LET GO. | AND NEVER LET GO. | ||
DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Wed 20 Apr 2011 02:47:44 No.48421822 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>48421836 >>48421860 | |||
>>48421794 | |||
> implying i haven't already. | > implying i haven't already. | ||
Anonymous Wed 20 Apr 2011 02:49:44 No.48421860 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>48422017 | |||
>>48421822 | |||
THEN DO IT AGAIN, DAMMIT. | THEN DO IT AGAIN, DAMMIT. | ||
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DO IT AGAIN, FOR US. | DO IT AGAIN, FOR US. | ||
Anonymous Wed 20 Apr 2011 02:50:44 No.48421878 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>48421909 >>48421988 >>48422017 | |||
>>48421794 | |||
Please yell APPRIVOISE as you do this and unleash all of your, and anons, libido unto her. | Please yell APPRIVOISE as you do this and unleash all of your, and anons, libido unto her. | ||
Then cuddle her some more ;__; | Then cuddle her some more ;__; | ||
Anonymous Wed 20 Apr 2011 02:54:44 No.48421988 Report | |||
>>48421878 | |||
> With a deaf wife, you're able to say whatever embarrassing anime catch-phrases you want as long as she isn't looking at your lips. | > With a deaf wife, you're able to say whatever embarrassing anime catch-phrases you want as long as she isn't looking at your lips. | ||
> With a weeaboo deaf wife, it's okay if she's watching. She'll probably find it funny, and she won't compare your terrible impressions with professional voice acting. | > With a weeaboo deaf wife, it's okay if she's watching. She'll probably find it funny, and she won't compare your terrible impressions with professional voice acting. | ||
DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Wed 20 Apr 2011 02:55:44 No.48422017 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>48422062 >>48422104 >>48422160 | |||
>>48421860 | |||
>>48421878 | |||
i'll do it just for you guys. but i'll have to be sneaky, she can read lips and has seen star driver with me | i'll do it just for you guys. but i'll have to be sneaky, she can read lips and has seen star driver with me | ||
Anonymous Wed 20 Apr 2011 03:02:44 No.48422204 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>48422213 >>48422235 | |||
so where's the wife atm? hope she doesn't mind that you're sharing perrsonal info on a public board. | so where's the wife atm? hope she doesn't mind that you're sharing perrsonal info on a public board. | ||
DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Wed 20 Apr 2011 03:04:44 No.48422235 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>48422474 | |||
>>48422204 | |||
she's sleeping next to me at the moment. i'm on my laptop. she's fine with it as long as i don;t deliver our names and stuff | she's sleeping next to me at the moment. i'm on my laptop. she's fine with it as long as i don;t deliver our names and stuff | ||
DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Wed 20 Apr 2011 03:10:44 No.48422393 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>48422447 >>48422503 >>48422529 >>48422540 | |||
it's getting late. my proposal will have to wait till tomorrow. but it will be longer than my other ones to give you every little detail. someone make a post around 2:00am eastern and i'll be there. make sure to bump it so i can see it. | it's getting late. my proposal will have to wait till tomorrow. but it will be longer than my other ones to give you every little detail. someone make a post around 2:00am eastern and i'll be there. make sure to bump it so i can see it. | ||
Anonymous Wed 20 Apr 2011 03:12:44 No.48422447 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>48422565 | |||
>>48422393 | |||
So... Is this a goodbye? ;_; | So... Is this a goodbye? ;_; | ||
DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Wed 20 Apr 2011 03:17:44 No.48422565 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>48422596 >>48422623 | |||
>>48422447 | |||
it's not so much a goodbye as it is a see you next time. i hope you all enjoyed todays stories and that i managed to brighten up someones day/night. see you, space cowboy. | it's not so much a goodbye as it is a see you next time. i hope you all enjoyed todays stories and that i managed to brighten up someones day/night. see you, space cowboy. | ||
==Thread 4== | ==Thread 4== | ||
Anonymous Thu 21 Apr 2011 00:37:30 No.48456383 Report | |||
Deaf waifu stories when? | Deaf waifu stories when? | ||
DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Thu 21 Apr 2011 00:50:30 No.48456783 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>48456808 >>48456811 >>48456824 >>48456861 | |||
well it's just a bit early but i guess it should be fine | well it's just a bit early but i guess it should be fine | ||
CaptainBroseph Thu 21 Apr 2011 00:51:30 No.48456811 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>48456844 | |||
>>48456783 | |||
Holy shit, that was fast. | Holy shit, that was fast. | ||
DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Thu 21 Apr 2011 00:52:30 No.48456844 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>48456869 >>48456899 >>48456916 | |||
>>48456811 | |||
i always browse /a/ after me and my ladies "special time" so how is everyone tonight? | i always browse /a/ after me and my ladies "special time" so how is everyone tonight? | ||
Anonymous Thu 21 Apr 2011 00:53:30 No.48456869 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>48456891 | |||
>>48456844 | |||
Tired, but now I can't go to sleep | Tired, but now I can't go to sleep | ||
Thanks a lot | Thanks a lot | ||
DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Thu 21 Apr 2011 00:54:30 No.48456891 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>48456963 >>48456999 >>48457018 | |||
>>48456869 | |||
there's always green oval, brah | there's always green oval, brah | ||
Anonymous Thu 21 Apr 2011 00:55:30 No.48456921 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>48456954 >>48456963 | |||
TELL STORY OLD MAN I HAVE EARLY CLASSES AND EXHAUSTED | TELL STORY OLD MAN I HAVE EARLY CLASSES AND EXHAUSTED | ||
DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Thu 21 Apr 2011 00:56:30 No.48456954 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>48457083 >>48457132 >>48457173 | |||
>>48456921 | |||
>old | >old | ||
now i'm hurt. i'm only 24. just for that no thread today. | now i'm hurt. i'm only 24. just for that no thread today. | ||
Anonymous Thu 21 Apr 2011 01:00:30 No.48457083 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>48457117 | |||
>>48456954 | |||
don't do this to us man | don't do this to us man | ||
[DOUBLE SILENT TREATMENT PICTURE HERE]Anonymous Thu 21 Apr 2011 00:57:30 No.48457001 Report | |||
[ | Quoted By: >>48457025 >>48457063 >>48457103 >>48458206 >>48458240 | ||
Drawfag is ready and waiting... | Drawfag is ready and waiting... | ||
sorry for not logging in last night or the other night? I was studying. | sorry for not logging in last night or the other night? I was studying. | ||
DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Thu 21 Apr 2011 00:59:30 No.48457063 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>48457100 | |||
>>48457001 | |||
man you have no idea how effective that works on me. | man you have no idea how effective that works on me. | ||
DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Thu 21 Apr 2011 01:01:30 No.48457117 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>48457202 | |||
>>48457083 | |||
i'm kidding. i will have the first story of the night up in a few. | i'm kidding. i will have the first story of the night up in a few. | ||
Anonymous Thu 21 Apr 2011 01:00:30 No.48457100 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>48457148 >>48457263 | |||
>>48457063 | |||
Does your waifu know that she has a dedicated fan following due to these stories? | Does your waifu know that she has a dedicated fan following due to these stories? | ||
DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Thu 21 Apr 2011 01:05:30 No.48457263 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>48457392 >>48457515 | |||
>>48457100 | |||
she's somewhat aware. i mean i told her, but it's not my fault if she wasn't listening. | she's somewhat aware. i mean i told her, but it's not my fault if she wasn't listening. | ||
>I make all these jokes in good fun. don't lynch me. | >I make all these jokes in good fun. don't lynch me. | ||
seriously though she's somewhat aware from what I've told her, she doesn't know that I told you guys the sailor moon story though, and she never will | seriously though she's somewhat aware from what I've told her, she doesn't know that I told you guys the sailor moon story though, and she never will | ||
DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Thu 21 Apr 2011 01:13:30 No.48457546 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>48457574 >>48457604 >>48457638 >>48457640 >>48457656 >>48457663 >>48457693 >>48457742 | |||
>one day we go out to get some food for the dog | |||
>she want's to get him a toy | >she want's to get him a toy | ||
>she goes up to a squeaking toy | >she goes up to a squeaking toy | ||
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>don't have the heart to tell her to tell her why. | >don't have the heart to tell her to tell her why. | ||
>feel bad and bring to go get ice cream at a local parlor. | >feel bad and bring to go get ice cream at a local parlor. | ||
>she doesn't know why we went but she gladly gets a scoop cookies n' creme ice creme. | >she doesn't know why we went but she gladly gets a scoop cookies n' creme ice creme. | ||
she was so cute trying to figure out what it did to. it was equally dawww and bawww | she was so cute trying to figure out what it did to. it was equally dawww and bawww | ||
Dusty !VRangrVOMM Thu 21 Apr 2011 01:14:30 No.48457559 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>48457637 | |||
>>48457468[Not DeafWife Anon] | |||
That's wonderful. You got yourself a wonderful girl, bro. | That's wonderful. You got yourself a wonderful girl, bro. | ||
DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Thu 21 Apr 2011 01:16:30 No.48457637 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>48457652 >>48457694 >>48457697 | |||
>>48457559 | |||
he better not have my girl. if she ever cheated on me (NEVER!!!) she'd never hear the end of it. | he better not have my girl. if she ever cheated on me (NEVER!!!) she'd never hear the end of it. | ||
Anonymous Thu 21 Apr 2011 01:15:30 No.48457604 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>48457754 | |||
>>48457546 | |||
>paternal reactions/actions | |||
>paternal reactions/actions | |||
You sure she's not you're daughther | You sure she's not you're daughther | ||
DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Thu 21 Apr 2011 01:20:30 No.48457754 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>48457783 >>48457786 >>48457794 >>48457796 >>48457797 >>48457896 | |||
>>48457604 | |||
you never had a friend who was down and you felt bad for them so you sis something nice? it was like that but she did't know at the time what a toy like that was, thus she wasn't feeling down, and instead of just a friend its my soulmate. plus it was hot and we could have used some type of cooldown. that reminds me of our first beach trip. | you never had a friend who was down and you felt bad for them so you sis something nice? it was like that but she did't know at the time what a toy like that was, thus she wasn't feeling down, and instead of just a friend its my soulmate. plus it was hot and we could have used some type of cooldown. that reminds me of our first beach trip. | ||
Anonymous Thu 21 Apr 2011 01:23:30 No.48457821 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>48457832 >>48457872 >>48457905 | |||
Is she mentally handicapped? | Is she mentally handicapped? | ||
DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Thu 21 Apr 2011 01:26:30 No.48457905 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>48457921 >>48457939 >>48457945 >>48457954 >>48458041 | |||
>>48457821 | |||
hmm. is that how she gets portrayed? she's very childish and Innocent and she's shy around people. is it the way i write her speech? i write it that way because thats how i think she's sounds written down. if everyone prefer i don;t mind writing it out out normally. | hmm. is that how she gets portrayed? she's very childish and Innocent and she's shy around people. is it the way i write her speech? i write it that way because thats how i think she's sounds written down. if everyone prefer i don;t mind writing it out out normally. | ||
Anonymous Thu 21 Apr 2011 01:28:30 No.48457954 Report | |||
>>48457905 | |||
>if everyone prefer i don;t mind writing it out out normally. | |||
>if everyone prefer i don;t mind writing it out out normally. | |||
NO DON'T | NO DON'T | ||
WRITE WHAT SHE SOUNDS LIKE | WRITE WHAT SHE SOUNDS LIKE | ||
PLEASE | PLEASE | ||
DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Thu 21 Apr 2011 01:30:30 No.48457980 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>48458061 >>48458107 | |||
ok then. just a few more minutes. | ok then. just a few more minutes. | ||
DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Thu 21 Apr 2011 01:43:30 No.48458387 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>48458481 >>48458530 >>48458603 >>48459137 | |||
>hot as balls out | |||
>easily 90 degrees outside outside | >easily 90 degrees outside outside | ||
>sweating balls of | >sweating balls of | ||
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>we both head to the rest rooms nearby. | >we both head to the rest rooms nearby. | ||
>finish changing first | >finish changing first | ||
>the wait hurt my heart guys | >the wait hurt my heart guys | ||
more coming | more coming | ||
DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Thu 21 Apr 2011 02:08:30 No.48459137 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>48459229 >>48459266 >>48459280 >>48459284 >>48459677 | |||
>>48458387 | |||
>why must women take so long! | >why must women take so long! | ||
>she comes out five minutes later lite her hair in a tail | >she comes out five minutes later lite her hair in a tail | ||
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>starts to get dark | >starts to get dark | ||
>ask her if she wants to head out | >ask her if she wants to head out | ||
>"naw yet" | >"naw yet" | ||
final part coming up | final part coming up | ||
DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Thu 21 Apr 2011 02:28:30 No.48459677 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>48459726 >>48459743 >>48459758 >>48459782 >>48459819 | |||
>>48459137 | |||
>she tells me she wants to go swimming at night | >she tells me she wants to go swimming at night | ||
>we hang out on the pier until it gets dark | >we hang out on the pier until it gets dark | ||
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>almost finished washing | >almost finished washing | ||
>she gives me the love nudge | >she gives me the love nudge | ||
>Aw yeah | >Aw yeah | ||
we usually go to lakes now but we try to head to the ocean at least once a year. | we usually go to lakes now but we try to head to the ocean at least once a year. | ||
Anonymous Thu 21 Apr 2011 02:34:30 No.48459829 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>48459868 >>48459891 >>48459934 | |||
I've been waiting for the proposal story since last night! | I've been waiting for the proposal story since last night! | ||
Please DWST? | Please DWST? | ||
DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Thu 21 Apr 2011 02:36:30 No.48459891 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>48459917 >>48459920 >>48459933 >>48459936 >>48459943 >>48459944 >>48459973 >>48459975 >>48460008 >>48460772 | |||
>>48459829 | |||
are you guys sure you want to hear such that so soon. it be like having sex and premature ejaculating. sure it still felt good but there was no journey or lead up | are you guys sure you want to hear such that so soon. it be like having sex and premature ejaculating. sure it still felt good but there was no journey or lead up | ||
Anonymous Thu 21 Apr 2011 02:37:30 No.48459933 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>48459966 >>48460772 | |||
>>48459891 | |||
Point taken. Would you be able to tell any other stories, then? | Point taken. Would you be able to tell any other stories, then? | ||
DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Thu 21 Apr 2011 02:39:30 No.48459966 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>48459976 | |||
>>48459933 | |||
one more long one or two shorter ones? | one more long one or two shorter ones? | ||
Anonymous Thu 21 Apr 2011 02:39:30 No.48459976 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>48459987 >>48459999 >>48460088 | |||
>>48459966 | |||
Two shorter ones. | Two shorter ones. | ||
DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Thu 21 Apr 2011 02:43:30 No.48460088 Report | |||
>>48459976 | |||
>>48459987 | |||
>>48459999 | |||
alright then. two shorts coming right up | alright then. two shorts coming right up | ||
DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Thu 21 Apr 2011 02:57:30 No.48460425 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>48460471 >>48460478 >>48460485 >>48460510 >>48460525 >>48460526 >>48460540 >>48460600 >>48460660 | |||
first time we went to the vet for to get his shots and vaccine for the dog | first time we went to the vet for to get his shots and vaccine for the dog | ||
>she has been dreading today | |||
>she fidgeting in the car with dozer on her lap | >she fidgeting in the car with dozer on her lap | ||
>she's petting him as he puts his head out the window | >she's petting him as he puts his head out the window | ||
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>they have ice creme for dogs and it was her idea to get him some for being a brave boy | >they have ice creme for dogs and it was her idea to get him some for being a brave boy | ||
>with all she's done today i wonder how she'll be when we have kids | >with all she's done today i wonder how she'll be when we have kids | ||
>become embarrassed | >become embarrassed | ||
she spoiled him for the rest of that day | she spoiled him for the rest of that day | ||
Anonymous Thu 21 Apr 2011 03:01:30 No.48460510 Report | |||
>>48460425 | |||
It's so cute that everything can be healed with ice cream with her. | It's so cute that everything can be healed with ice cream with her. | ||
Anonymous Thu 21 Apr 2011 03:03:30 No.48460540 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>48460637 | |||
>>48460425 | |||
Do you guys want kids? What kind of protection do you use? | Do you guys want kids? What kind of protection do you use? | ||
DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Thu 21 Apr 2011 03:08:30 No.48460637 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>48460692 >>48460709 | |||
>>48460540 | |||
of course we want kids, and thats private my man. | of course we want kids, and thats private my man. | ||
DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Thu 21 Apr 2011 03:05:30 No.48460584 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>48460616 >>48460632 >>48460711 >>48460742 | |||
for my last one i'll leave it to choice. | for my last one i'll leave it to choice. | ||
name something and ill write something similar to it but it has to at least come close to something that we've actually done | name something and ill write something similar to it but it has to at least come close to something that we've actually done | ||
DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Thu 21 Apr 2011 03:34:30 No.48461115 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>48461162 >>48461171 >>48461185 >>48461214 >>48461249 >>48461311 | |||
last one for tonight. the closest we've come in regard to "family planning" | last one for tonight. the closest we've come in regard to "family planning" | ||
>resting on the couch with her on my lap and the dog at our feet | |||
>flipping through channels | >flipping through channels | ||
>she see's a baby and her mom playing on some tbs special | >she see's a baby and her mom playing on some tbs special | ||
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>"of course it tew ery, i was jus sayin i can't wait to have a baby with yew" | >"of course it tew ery, i was jus sayin i can't wait to have a baby with yew" | ||
>we talk about what conditions we should meet before we begin to attempt baby making | >we talk about what conditions we should meet before we begin to attempt baby making | ||
>finish the night watching Gilligans island | >finish the night watching Gilligans island | ||
we've met most of our goals, we just need to find a bigger place and we might start to have some young'ins running around. | we've met most of our goals, we just need to find a bigger place and we might start to have some young'ins running around. | ||
DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Thu 21 Apr 2011 03:38:30 No.48461206 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>48461232 | |||
so another thread comes to an end i'll be on tomorrow around midnight just make a thread and bump it and i'll find my way there | so another thread comes to an end i'll be on tomorrow around midnight just make a thread and bump it and i'll find my way there | ||
Anonymous Thu 21 Apr 2011 03:39:30 No.48461214 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>48461267 | |||
>>48461115 | |||
Say in 10+ years in the future where you have children. | Say in 10+ years in the future where you have children. | ||
Would it be ok to you if your children were to watch anime? | Would it be ok to you if your children were to watch anime? | ||
What kind of shows would you make them watch? | What kind of shows would you make them watch? | ||
I'm sure you'd monitor it because there's plenty of stuff children shouldn't see. | I'm sure you'd monitor it because there's plenty of stuff children shouldn't see. | ||
DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Thu 21 Apr 2011 03:42:30 No.48461267 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>48461281 >>48461331 | |||
>>48461214 | |||
i guess i can answer this before i head out. i'll allow them to watch what ever medium they want as long as it is age appropriate. if they take an interest in it i'll support it by showing them some classics. if not then i'll respect their opinion and will not force them to be like me. | i guess i can answer this before i head out. i'll allow them to watch what ever medium they want as long as it is age appropriate. if they take an interest in it i'll support it by showing them some classics. if not then i'll respect their opinion and will not force them to be like me. | ||
==Thread 5== | ==Thread 5== | ||