Editing Russian invasion of Ukraine

On 24 February 2022, '''Russia invaded Ukraine''' after having annexed Crimea and occupied parts of eastern Ukraine in 2014. This article presents a selection representing 4chan's reaction to those events.
==Odesa Anon==
Source: https://archived.moe/b/thread/873409024/
===Anonymous Sat 26 Feb 2022 03:20:53 No.873409024===
Odessa<ref name="sic">So in original.</ref> anon here. I live 200m from the main port. It got bombarded with rockets or some shit last evening (around 20:00 local time). Pretty scary. Loud fireworks. A house next to mine got completely vapourated<ref name="sic" /> by a rouge<ref name="sic" />  blast. Hopefully nobody was at home, half of the fucking city has fled.<br />
Still, it's a miracle I came out of this unharmed.<br />
How do I survive through this war, fellow anons? Fleeing is not an option.<br />
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===Anonymous Sat 26 Feb 2022 03:23:38 No.873409125===
>>873409024 <br />
get naked and go fight the ruskies<ref name="sic" /> you coward! 
===Anonymous Sat 26 Feb 2022 03:27:04 No.873409246===
>>873409125 <br />
Dude that's literally the opposite of what I'm trying to achieve. I have better chances staying alive by avoiding the war instead of fighting it.
===Anonymous Sat 26 Feb 2022 03:27:08 No.873409248===
Kidnap a girl and make her your sex slave. They will chalk up your raping, murder spree to russians<ref name="sic" />.
===Anonymous Sat 26 Feb 2022 03:27:29 No.873409262===
>>873409024
make a diary like anne frank<ref name="sic" /> and after your potential death become a super star

jk

just hide in the basement, hide somewhere safe, distract urself<ref name="sic" /> while waiting for this to be over good luck
===Anonymous Sat 26 Feb 2022 03:31:06 No.873409374===
>>873409262<br />
>>873409254<br />
Thanks. I get that it's better to hide in the basement (located in the yard) during bombardments. But I'm also worried about looters. Should I stay inside the house and protect my possessions during the day? I have granddad's single shot hunting rifle.<br />
>>873409302<br />
>>873409248<br />
I have 7TB of freshly downloaded porn on my laptop I don't need a girl