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''*The Return of the Well Cultured Anonymous'' is an updated book, based on the original ''Well Cultured Anonymous'', which was painstakingly built by fellow [[Anonymous]] on [[Wikichan]]. It attempts to show others (primarily other Anonymous) how to be sophisticated, talented, and polite in today's modern world. | ''*The Return of the Well Cultured Anonymous'' is an updated book, based on the original ''Well Cultured Anonymous'', which was painstakingly built by fellow [[Anonymous]] on [[Wikichan]]. It attempts to show others (primarily other Anonymous) how to be sophisticated, talented, and polite in today's modern world. | ||
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Some parts need to be updated, important topics need to be added, and a few pages need to be customized for a girl's point of view. If you can help with this, just go ahead when you feel like it. | Some parts need to be updated, important topics need to be added, and a few pages need to be customized for a girl's point of view. If you can help with this, just go ahead when you feel like it. | ||
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We added "The Return" to this book's title, since it was entirely lost in it's original form after Wikichan fell apart. Some parts still live on in [http://www.wellcultured.com Well-Cultured]), a website based on the book, made by the last Wikichan admin in a attempt to make a serious men's help magazine. Because of the unfortunate fate of such an informative guide, we have restored the original and reopened it to editing. | We added "The Return" to this book's title, since it was entirely lost in it's original form after Wikichan fell apart. Some parts still live on in [http://www.wellcultured.com Well-Cultured]), a website based on the book, made by the last Wikichan admin in a attempt to make a serious men's help magazine. Because of the unfortunate fate of such an informative guide, we have restored the original and reopened it to editing. | ||
== Intro == | == Intro == <!--T:4--> | ||
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You have seen them everywhere – self help topics of Anonymous begging for help with his life. Some people have no idea how they should dress other than wearing a Pantera t-shirt with jeans that their mother bought for them five years ago. Some have no idea how to approach women and spend their time [[Masturbation|masturbating]] to [[Loli]]. And some just want to know if they should shave their [[Grooming|pubes]]. | You have seen them everywhere – self help topics of Anonymous begging for help with his life. Some people have no idea how they should dress other than wearing a Pantera t-shirt with jeans that their mother bought for them five years ago. Some have no idea how to approach women and spend their time [[Masturbation|masturbating]] to [[Loli]]. And some just want to know if they should shave their [[Grooming|pubes]]. | ||
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Here, my friends, is your answer. Written by anon, edited by anon, and perfected by anon. Every single tip, trick, and [[Barrel Roll]] you will ever need to know without having to ask for help. The first chapters of this Wikibook will intend to enlighten and refresh your memory on the basics- how to look decent, how to keep in shape, and that kind of thing. Then, it will segue into other people- how to pick up women, how to handle other people, and how to have a dinner party where you don't throw food. Then, the miscellaneous things- College, protips and tricks, and basically anything else you could ever want to know. | Here, my friends, is your answer. Written by anon, edited by anon, and perfected by anon. Every single tip, trick, and [[Barrel Roll]] you will ever need to know without having to ask for help. The first chapters of this Wikibook will intend to enlighten and refresh your memory on the basics- how to look decent, how to keep in shape, and that kind of thing. Then, it will segue into other people- how to pick up women, how to handle other people, and how to have a dinner party where you don't throw food. Then, the miscellaneous things- College, protips and tricks, and basically anything else you could ever want to know. | ||
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Read away. Edit away. Learn, Anonymous. | Read away. Edit away. Learn, Anonymous. | ||
== Disclaimer == | == Disclaimer == <!--T:8--> | ||
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The information in these chapters is not to be taken literally or be used in any way to commit any illegal acts. This information is for learning purposes only, and does not (directly or indirectly) support the topics discussed thereof. You take all responsibility for how you use any of these chapters, no matter what. | The information in these chapters is not to be taken literally or be used in any way to commit any illegal acts. This information is for learning purposes only, and does not (directly or indirectly) support the topics discussed thereof. You take all responsibility for how you use any of these chapters, no matter what. | ||
== Contents == | == Contents == <!--T:10--> | ||
=== About/Around the Book === | === About/Around the Book === <!--T:11--> | ||
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''Because it is a community work to begin with.'' | ''Because it is a community work to begin with.'' | ||
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* [[The Return of the Well Cultured Anonymous/Authors of the Well-Cultured Anonymous|Authors of the Well-Cultured Anonymous]] - The people who made the original guide on Wikichan. | * [[The Return of the Well Cultured Anonymous/Authors of the Well-Cultured Anonymous|Authors of the Well-Cultured Anonymous]] - The people who made the original guide on Wikichan. | ||
* [[The Return of the Well Cultured Anonymous/Authors of the Return of the Well-Cultured Anonymous|Authors of the Return of the Well-Cultured Anonymous]] - The people who resurrected it from deletion and updated it for inclusion in the Bibliotheca Anonoma. | * [[The Return of the Well Cultured Anonymous/Authors of the Return of the Well-Cultured Anonymous|Authors of the Return of the Well-Cultured Anonymous]] - The people who resurrected it from deletion and updated it for inclusion in the Bibliotheca Anonoma. | ||
* [[The Return of the Well Cultured Anonymous/Similar Books and References|Similar Books and References]] | * [[The Return of the Well Cultured Anonymous/Similar Books and References|Similar Books and References]] | ||
=== Cleaning Yourself Up === | === Cleaning Yourself Up === <!--T:14--> | ||
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''Because it's what you need to do to even step foot in society.'' | ''Because it's what you need to do to even step foot in society.'' | ||
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* [[The Return of the Well Cultured Anonymous/Grooming|Grooming]] | * [[The Return of the Well Cultured Anonymous/Grooming|Grooming]] | ||
* [[The Return of the Well Cultured Anonymous/Dressing|Dressing]] | * [[The Return of the Well Cultured Anonymous/Dressing|Dressing]] | ||
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* [[The Return of the Well Cultured Anonymous/Eating|Eating]] | * [[The Return of the Well Cultured Anonymous/Eating|Eating]] | ||
=== Getting Cultured=== | === Getting Cultured=== <!--T:17--> | ||
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''The reason this book exists.'' | ''The reason this book exists.'' | ||
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* [[The Return of the Well Cultured Anonymous/General *ure|General *ure]] | * [[The Return of the Well Cultured Anonymous/General *ure|General *ure]] | ||
* [[The Return of the Well Cultured Anonymous/Literature|Literature]] | * [[The Return of the Well Cultured Anonymous/Literature|Literature]] | ||
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* [[The Return of the Well Cultured Anonymous/Avoid Like the Fucking Plague|Avoid Like the Fucking Plague]] | * [[The Return of the Well Cultured Anonymous/Avoid Like the Fucking Plague|Avoid Like the Fucking Plague]] | ||
=== Work and Play=== | === Work and Play=== <!--T:20--> | ||
''Because that's most of your time.'' | ''Because that's most of your time.'' | ||
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* [[The Return of the Well Cultured Anonymous/Friends and Coworkers|Friends and Coworkers]] | * [[The Return of the Well Cultured Anonymous/Friends and Coworkers|Friends and Coworkers]] | ||
* [[The Return of the Well Cultured Anonymous/Academia|Academia]] | * [[The Return of the Well Cultured Anonymous/Academia|Academia]] | ||
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* [[The Return of the Well Cultured Anonymous/Craft|Craft]] | * [[The Return of the Well Cultured Anonymous/Craft|Craft]] | ||
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''Because in the end, that's what you want'' | ''Because in the end, that's what you want'' | ||
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* [[The Return of the Well Cultured Anonymous/Girls|Girls]] | * [[The Return of the Well Cultured Anonymous/Girls|Girls]] | ||
* [[The Return of the Well Cultured Anonymous/Guys|Guys]] | * [[The Return of the Well Cultured Anonymous/Guys|Guys]] | ||
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* [[The Return of the Well Cultured Anonymous/Sex|Sex]] | * [[The Return of the Well Cultured Anonymous/Sex|Sex]] | ||
== Special Thanks == | == Special Thanks == <!--T:24--> | ||
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The authors of the Return of the Well Cultured Anonymous thank all the [[The Return of the Well Cultured Anonymous/Authors of the Well-Cultured Anonymous|authors of the first edition]] for making such an awesome guide, the [[Internet Archive]] for keeping Wikichan backed up when their actual owners didn't bother, and [[Shii]] for saving a copy of the PDF on his site. | The authors of the Return of the Well Cultured Anonymous thank all the [[The Return of the Well Cultured Anonymous/Authors of the Well-Cultured Anonymous|authors of the first edition]] for making such an awesome guide, the [[Internet Archive]] for keeping Wikichan backed up when their actual owners didn't bother, and [[Shii]] for saving a copy of the PDF on his site. | ||
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* [https://github.com/bibanon/bibanon/raw/master/Files/the_well-cultured_anonymous.pdf The (original) Well-Cultured Anonymous PDF] | * [https://github.com/bibanon/bibanon/raw/master/Files/the_well-cultured_anonymous.pdf The (original) Well-Cultured Anonymous PDF] | ||
* [http://web.archive.org/web/20080125233344/http://www.wikichan.org/index.php/The_Well_Cultured_Anonymous Internet Archive of The Well-Cultured Anonymous on Wikichan] | * [http://web.archive.org/web/20080125233344/http://www.wikichan.org/index.php/The_Well_Cultured_Anonymous Internet Archive of The Well-Cultured Anonymous on Wikichan] | ||
* [http://www.wellcultured.com/ Well-Cultured, a men's help website made by the last Wikichan admin, and based on this book] | * [http://www.wellcultured.com/ Well-Cultured, a men's help website made by the last Wikichan admin, and based on this book] | ||
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Revision as of 04:03, 6 August 2018
*The Return of the Well Cultured Anonymous is an updated book, based on the original Well Cultured Anonymous, which was painstakingly built by fellow Anonymous on Wikichan. It attempts to show others (primarily other Anonymous) how to be sophisticated, talented, and polite in today's modern world.
Some parts need to be updated, important topics need to be added, and a few pages need to be customized for a girl's point of view. If you can help with this, just go ahead when you feel like it.
We added "The Return" to this book's title, since it was entirely lost in it's original form after Wikichan fell apart. Some parts still live on in Well-Cultured), a website based on the book, made by the last Wikichan admin in a attempt to make a serious men's help magazine. Because of the unfortunate fate of such an informative guide, we have restored the original and reopened it to editing.
Intro
You have seen them everywhere – self help topics of Anonymous begging for help with his life. Some people have no idea how they should dress other than wearing a Pantera t-shirt with jeans that their mother bought for them five years ago. Some have no idea how to approach women and spend their time masturbating to Loli. And some just want to know if they should shave their pubes.
Here, my friends, is your answer. Written by anon, edited by anon, and perfected by anon. Every single tip, trick, and Barrel Roll you will ever need to know without having to ask for help. The first chapters of this Wikibook will intend to enlighten and refresh your memory on the basics- how to look decent, how to keep in shape, and that kind of thing. Then, it will segue into other people- how to pick up women, how to handle other people, and how to have a dinner party where you don't throw food. Then, the miscellaneous things- College, protips and tricks, and basically anything else you could ever want to know.
Read away. Edit away. Learn, Anonymous.
Disclaimer
The information in these chapters is not to be taken literally or be used in any way to commit any illegal acts. This information is for learning purposes only, and does not (directly or indirectly) support the topics discussed thereof. You take all responsibility for how you use any of these chapters, no matter what.
Contents
About/Around the Book
Because it is a community work to begin with.
- Authors of the Well-Cultured Anonymous - The people who made the original guide on Wikichan.
- Authors of the Return of the Well-Cultured Anonymous - The people who resurrected it from deletion and updated it for inclusion in the Bibliotheca Anonoma.
- Similar Books and References
Cleaning Yourself Up
Because it's what you need to do to even step foot in society.
Getting Cultured
The reason this book exists.
- General *ure
- Literature
- Drawing
- Cooking
- The Big Book Of Anonymous Recipes
- Drinking
- Writing
- Music
- Dancing
- Cinema
- Pets
- Avoid Like the Fucking Plague
Work and Play
Because that's most of your time.
Sex and Relationships
Because in the end, that's what you want
Special Thanks
The authors of the Return of the Well Cultured Anonymous thank all the authors of the first edition for making such an awesome guide, the Internet Archive for keeping Wikichan backed up when their actual owners didn't bother, and Shii for saving a copy of the PDF on his site.
