Helium

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| image = helium.png | description = >anon tries suicide by helium when his mom walks in | story = | creation_date = 2013-01-17 | discovery_date = 2018-09-02 | language = English | source_url = https://i.imgur.com/VnErZuV.png | provenance = 4chan,Reddit

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Helium
>anon tries suicide by helium when his mom walks in
Story
Language	English
Source URL	https://i.imgur.com/VnErZuV.png
Provenance	4chan,Reddit
Creation Date	2013-01-17
Discovery Date	2018-09-02

Anonymous (ID: 7XU81Xeo) 01/17/13(Thu)16:49 No.4517712741

>about to commit suicide
>helium tank/gas mask assembly complete
>equip mask
turn on tank
>lay down face up on bed
>close eyes
>mom opens door"
>"ANON WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING"
>take off gas mask
>prepare the most dramatic speech that will make her cry for sure
>deep breath
>attempt to begin speech
>forget the fact that there's helium in my lungs
>the words "you'll never understand my pain" come out in the squeekiest, queerest fucking chipmunk voice
>mfw she died laughing and left