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Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2015 06:49:58 No.50754127 ViewReplyOriginalReport | |||
Quoted By: >>50754158 >>50754272 >>50754611 >>50762253 >>50763841 >>50765416 >>50768974 >>50770040 >>50770598 >>50773381 | |||
ITT software analogies | ITT software analogies | ||
>go to gentoo restaurant to eat | |||
>its empty, no one except me | >its empty, no one except me | ||
>plenty of people at work told me its a horrible place to eat but some people said its the best in the town | >plenty of people at work told me its a horrible place to eat but some people said its the best in the town | ||
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>i compile everything into a sandwich | >i compile everything into a sandwich | ||
>enjoy the meal | >enjoy the meal | ||
>leave without paying | >leave without paying | ||
Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2015 07:00:14 No.50754238 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>50756441 | |||
That's the arch restaurant. This is the gentoo restaurant | That's the arch restaurant. This is the gentoo restaurant | ||
>walk in | |||
>nobody there except you | >nobody there except you | ||
>not even any staff | >not even any staff | ||
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>start from fresh | >start from fresh | ||
>finally compile ingredients again | >finally compile ingredients again | ||
>still not great, but its edible | >still not great, but its edible | ||
Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2015 07:04:49 No.50754272 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>50760933 >>50764781 | |||
>>50754127 | |||
>be sheep | >be sheep | ||
>enjoying with the herd, chewing on green grass at Apple™ Ranch | >enjoying with the herd, chewing on green grass at Apple™ Ranch | ||
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>they have 6 sheep, more grass, less hunters | >they have 6 sheep, more grass, less hunters | ||
>we have 4 sheep, a 4x4 patch of grass and a barn full of hyenas | >we have 4 sheep, a 4x4 patch of grass and a barn full of hyenas | ||
>claim the other ranch sheeps are poor | >claim the other ranch sheeps are poor | ||
Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2015 07:15:51 No.50754395 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>50754445 >>50754482 >>50754627 >>50759353 >>50762484 >>50763084 >>50764353 | |||
>Go to Windows restaurant for lunch. It's been on this corner for nearly 30 years. | |||
>It's packed! Just as it has been for decades. It's almost like the majority of the world eats lunch here. | >It's packed! Just as it has been for decades. It's almost like the majority of the world eats lunch here. | ||
>Check the menu | >Check the menu | ||
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>Ask waiter for check | >Ask waiter for check | ||
>Jesus, this place is kinda pricey. $120, and I didn't even order the deluxe burger. | >Jesus, this place is kinda pricey. $120, and I didn't even order the deluxe burger. | ||
>Leave full and ready to be productive at work - but at the same time wishing the experience had been a more pleasant one. | >Leave full and ready to be productive at work - but at the same time wishing the experience had been a more pleasant one. | ||
Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2015 07:22:30 No.50754482 Report | |||
>>50754395 | |||
>order sandwich | >order sandwich | ||
>get given a 2 year old plastic-wrapped sandwich | >get given a 2 year old plastic-wrapped sandwich | ||
>wrapping has a EULA sticker on it absolving microsoft of any negative consequences from ingesting the sandwich, as well as preventing me from doing anything with it besides eating it, including sharing it with a friend or giving it away | >wrapping has a EULA sticker on it absolving microsoft of any negative consequences from ingesting the sandwich, as well as preventing me from doing anything with it besides eating it, including sharing it with a friend or giving it away | ||
>sandwich contains viruses | >sandwich contains viruses | ||
>die | >die | ||
thanks microsoft | thanks microsoft | ||
Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2015 07:26:50 No.50754528 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>50754545 >>50754547 | |||
>go to a restaurant to eat | |||
>order a simple burger | >order a simple burger | ||
>ask the the waiter for the recipe | >ask the the waiter for the recipe | ||
>he says it's a company secret | >he says it's a company secret | ||
>I leave the damn restaurant | >I leave the damn restaurant | ||
Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2015 07:33:54 No.50754611 Report | |||
>>50754127 | |||
>go to a restaurant | >go to a restaurant | ||
>paying 700$ for the kid menu (with a toy inside for free) | >paying 700$ for the kid menu (with a toy inside for free) | ||
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>feeling important | >feeling important | ||
>paying an extra for using the bathroom | >paying an extra for using the bathroom | ||
>don't wanna go home tonight because i can't pay for the heating | >don't wanna go home tonight because i can't pay for the heating | ||
Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2015 07:35:07 No.50754627 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>50756042 >>50761589 >>50771858 | |||
>>50754395 | |||
This is probably the best analogy I've heard. | This is probably the best analogy I've heard. | ||
>go to Android World Cuisine restaurant | |||
>heard plenty of mixed reviews | >heard plenty of mixed reviews | ||
>fukkin packed place, people of every race, social class and denomination | >fukkin packed place, people of every race, social class and denomination | ||
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>pay my bill and leave tip for helpful staff who brought me pepper when I wanted a little extra | >pay my bill and leave tip for helpful staff who brought me pepper when I wanted a little extra | ||
>go back to work feeling satisfied I wasn't ripped off for a good lunch | >go back to work feeling satisfied I wasn't ripped off for a good lunch | ||
>lingering feeling they took my address and phone number when I paid by card | >lingering feeling they took my address and phone number when I paid by card | ||
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Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2015 07:36:17 No.50754640 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>50755300 | |||
>Hire some burly men to keep my house safe. | |||
>They routinely search my house for any intruders. | >They routinely search my house for any intruders. | ||
>Seems ok for a while | >Seems ok for a while | ||
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>They refuse | >They refuse | ||
>Even months after I forcibly evict them, I keep finding their shit in the closets, attic, etc. | >Even months after I forcibly evict them, I keep finding their shit in the closets, attic, etc. | ||
>Decide the best solution is to simply tear down the house and build a new one. | >Decide the best solution is to simply tear down the house and build a new one. | ||
Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2015 07:44:58 No.50754710 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>50772026 | |||
>work at car company NVIDIA | |||
>we make pretty good cars, but overprice them a lot | >we make pretty good cars, but overprice them a lot | ||
>only competitor is AMD | >only competitor is AMD | ||
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>vehicle usage stats are released by a third party | >vehicle usage stats are released by a third party | ||
>we get ready to receive the prize | >we get ready to receive the prize | ||
>most used brand is golf caddy making brand intel | >most used brand is golf caddy making brand intel | ||
Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2015 08:43:03 No.50755300 Report | |||
>>50754640 | |||
>Hire Kaspersky Protection Services from a representative recommendation | |||
>Burly men show up and search the house | >Burly men show up and search the house | ||
>They report it's fine | >They report it's fine | ||
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>Try and clean the house but they keep making noise in the walls | >Try and clean the house but they keep making noise in the walls | ||
>Clean as best as I can, still here them complaining from the walls about my friends | >Clean as best as I can, still here them complaining from the walls about my friends | ||
>Going to tear down the house | >Going to tear down the house | ||
Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2015 10:42:24 No.50756650 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>50756881 >>50764648 | |||
>>50756327 | |||
More like: | More like: | ||
>Go to OSX restaurant | |||
>It's really busy, plenty of trendy customer's inside all eating and laughing | >It's really busy, plenty of trendy customer's inside all eating and laughing | ||
>Patiently await my top quality, expensive meal to be cooked to the perfect standard | >Patiently await my top quality, expensive meal to be cooked to the perfect standard | ||
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>Pick up cutlery and prepare to indulge in what will be the finest food I've eaten in weeks | >Pick up cutlery and prepare to indulge in what will be the finest food I've eaten in weeks | ||
>"Oh no sir, you can't eat that, it's made of plastic" | >"Oh no sir, you can't eat that, it's made of plastic" | ||
>"We don't actually serve edible food here, we just provide the perfect dining experience" | >"We don't actually serve edible food here, we just provide the perfect dining experience" | ||
Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2015 11:03:24 No.50756920 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>50764323 >>50765387 | |||
>go to /g/ restaurant to try it out because it's down the block of where I usually eat | |||
>when I get there there are a lot of people talking amongst themselves | >when I get there there are a lot of people talking amongst themselves | ||
>call for the waiter and ask what he thinks of the cheesburger that is described in the menu items | >call for the waiter and ask what he thinks of the cheesburger that is described in the menu items | ||
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>"under new administration" | >"under new administration" | ||
>customers waiting outside spreading pamphlets about the new boss being corrupt and shit | >customers waiting outside spreading pamphlets about the new boss being corrupt and shit | ||
>don't give a fuck and enter again because even though I didn't get to eat, I had a good time anyways | >don't give a fuck and enter again because even though I didn't get to eat, I had a good time anyways | ||
Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2015 11:41:01 No.50757476 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>50764536 | |||
>go to windows phone restaurant to eat | |||
>its pretty much empty, no one except me and some social outcasts | >its pretty much empty, no one except me and some social outcasts | ||
>plenty of people at work told me to stay away from it because their menu is shit but some people said its the restaurant of tomorrow and nokia is making a comeback with this | >plenty of people at work told me to stay away from it because their menu is shit but some people said its the restaurant of tomorrow and nokia is making a comeback with this | ||
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>order literally anything | >order literally anything | ||
>he tells me they don't serve that here | >he tells me they don't serve that here | ||
>i leave and find a better restaurant | >i leave and find a better restaurant | ||
Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2015 13:35:38 No.50759353 Report | |||
>>50754395 | |||
More like | More like | ||
>Go to Windows restaurant for lunch. It's been on this corner for nearly 30 years and has always usually been good. | |||
>It's packed but I strangely notice much less people than before. | >It's packed but I strangely notice much less people than before. | ||
>Check the menu which has recently been replaced by the kids menu. | >Check the menu which has recently been replaced by the kids menu. | ||
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>After giving them my card to swipe, the waiter asks me for my email address, facebook profile, wifi password, social security number, and takes a scan of my driver license | >After giving them my card to swipe, the waiter asks me for my email address, facebook profile, wifi password, social security number, and takes a scan of my driver license | ||
>Jesus, this place is getting really shitty now. $120, and I didn't even order the deluxe burger. | >Jesus, this place is getting really shitty now. $120, and I didn't even order the deluxe burger. | ||
>Leave full and ready to be productive at work - but at the same time being sadly dissapointed and wishing the experience had been a more pleasant one. | >Leave full and ready to be productive at work - but at the same time being sadly dissapointed and wishing the experience had been a more pleasant one. | ||
Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2015 15:10:37 No.50760844 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>50769620 | |||
>Go to a Samsung restaurant | |||
>Seems like a decent place | >Seems like a decent place | ||
>Be seated and given a menu with plenty of choice, ranging from the expensive to the cheap | >Be seated and given a menu with plenty of choice, ranging from the expensive to the cheap | ||
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>Ask the waiter who together with the people from the other table tell me that I'm going to have to order another portion if I want to stop making it taste bad | >Ask the waiter who together with the people from the other table tell me that I'm going to have to order another portion if I want to stop making it taste bad | ||
>Someone from another table suggest bringing my own side dishes and spices next time | >Someone from another table suggest bringing my own side dishes and spices next time | ||
>Spend the next night with my face over the toilet as I'm suffering from food poisoning after going to the Samsung restaurant | >Spend the next night with my face over the toilet as I'm suffering from food poisoning after going to the Samsung restaurant | ||
Never again... Never again... | Never again... Never again... | ||
Samsung may make decent components for other companies, but they really suck at making whole devices and their long term post sale support seriously sucks. | Samsung may make decent components for other companies, but they really suck at making whole devices and their long term post sale support seriously sucks. | ||
Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2015 15:31:09 No.50761127 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>50769649 | |||
>See iPhone restaurant and have a look at the menu on the door | |||
>Horrifically expensive so I keep walking | >Horrifically expensive so I keep walking | ||
>See Android restaurant and after having a look at the menu on the door decide that this is the place for me | >See Android restaurant and after having a look at the menu on the door decide that this is the place for me | ||
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>Also tells me that he can ask them for the data from the microphone and CCTV camera if he wants to and they have to give it to him | >Also tells me that he can ask them for the data from the microphone and CCTV camera if he wants to and they have to give it to him | ||
>Eat my food, which tastes decent but not great, while being annoyed by the ads on everything, the microphone and CCTV camera in the ceiling recording everything I say and do and the man with sunglasses indoors constantly eyeing me | >Eat my food, which tastes decent but not great, while being annoyed by the ads on everything, the microphone and CCTV camera in the ceiling recording everything I say and do and the man with sunglasses indoors constantly eyeing me | ||
>Wow never again to go someplace with as little regard for customer privacy as this place | >Wow never again to go someplace with as little regard for customer privacy as this place | ||
Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2015 15:34:38 No.50761177 Report | |||
>Go to OS X restaurant | |||
>it's relatively full | >it's relatively full | ||
>order | >order | ||
>takes forever because of HFS+ waiters | >takes forever because of HFS+ waiters | ||
>food finally arrives | >food finally arrives | ||
>it's actually good | >it's actually good | ||
Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2015 15:40:53 No.50761271 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>50761339 >>50761922 >>50762233 >>50764442 >>50771009 | |||
>friend tells me about this new 4chan restaurant | |||
>be curious, check it out | >be curious, check it out | ||
>it's this dark leaking restaurant, 20 blocks from the city centre but still crammed with people | >it's this dark leaking restaurant, 20 blocks from the city centre but still crammed with people | ||
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>return to my burger | >return to my burger | ||
>enjoy the rest of the horrifying burger | >enjoy the rest of the horrifying burger | ||
>never leave the restaurant | >never leave the restaurant | ||
Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2015 16:30:31 No.50761976 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>50762170 | |||
>go to oracle restaraunt | |||
>terrible service | >terrible service | ||
>food arrives and is awful | >food arrives and is awful | ||
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>oracle restaurant sues me for defamation | >oracle restaurant sues me for defamation | ||
>eventually settle out of court for an undisclosed sum | >eventually settle out of court for an undisclosed sum | ||
>next week I go to my favourite sandwich shop and find that it's now an oracle franchise | >next week I go to my favourite sandwich shop and find that it's now an oracle franchise | ||
Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2015 17:11:30 No.50762651 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>50769669 >>50772076 | |||
>go to Limewire restaurant | |||
>look on the menu for burger | >look on the menu for burger | ||
>order the top burger (Burger [fast delivery]) | >order the top burger (Burger [fast delivery]) | ||
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>did not get my burger | >did not get my burger | ||
>got a food-poisoning | >got a food-poisoning | ||
>it was free, so worth it | >it was free, so worth it | ||
Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2015 17:54:48 No.50763290 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>50769688 | |||
>Go to Sumatra restaurant | |||
>The building looks ugly, but some friends say the food is great | >The building looks ugly, but some friends say the food is great | ||
>Looks kind of sketchy | >Looks kind of sketchy | ||
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>Start eating the burger | >Start eating the burger | ||
>It's literally the best burger I've ever had | >It's literally the best burger I've ever had | ||
>Infinitely better than McAdobe's | >Infinitely better than McAdobe's | ||
Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2015 18:28:30 No.50763824 Report | |||
>go to Apple restaurant | |||
>look at menu, everything is $1,000 + | >look at menu, everything is $1,000 + | ||
>cheapest item is the burger mini, so I decide i'll get it | >cheapest item is the burger mini, so I decide i'll get it | ||
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>guess i will, since no burger is complete without toppings | >guess i will, since no burger is complete without toppings | ||
>waiter says "sir, you need the apple (tm) fork to eat this burger, you can't just use ANY fork with it! | >waiter says "sir, you need the apple (tm) fork to eat this burger, you can't just use ANY fork with it! | ||
>try to leave but i'm legally bound by the EULA to rot in there for eternity. | >try to leave but i'm legally bound by the EULA to rot in there for eternity. | ||
Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2015 19:19:19 No.50764585 Report | |||
>Be in a Windows restaurant | |||
>having a good time | >having a good time | ||
>Suddenly, my food starts enveloping everything it can reach, slowly spreading as if it were a liquid. Nothing I do slows its progress. | >Suddenly, my food starts enveloping everything it can reach, slowly spreading as if it were a liquid. Nothing I do slows its progress. | ||
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>Shoots food | >Shoots food | ||
>Gives me my food free of charge for the incident | >Gives me my food free of charge for the incident | ||
>Continue to patronize Linux for many years afterwards | >Continue to patronize Linux for many years afterwards | ||
Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2015 19:25:21 No.50764663 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>50774279 | |||
>go to Windows Restaurant | |||
>the kitchen is full of clowns | >the kitchen is full of clowns | ||
>waiter is in a bear suit and comes riding up on a unicycle | >waiter is in a bear suit and comes riding up on a unicycle | ||
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>other homeless people give me tips on how to get good ingredients from the piles | >other homeless people give me tips on how to get good ingredients from the piles | ||
>finally make a burger and eat it | >finally make a burger and eat it | ||
>it's pretty good even though nobody was there to help me except for other homeless people | >it's pretty good even though nobody was there to help me except for other homeless people | ||
Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2015 19:29:22 No.50764721 Report | |||
>go to Mac restaurant | |||
>the menu offers names and prices, but not recipes | >the menu offers names and prices, but not recipes | ||
>you order | >you order | ||
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>the meal tasted good, service was good | >the meal tasted good, service was good | ||
>tell people you had a good experience at the Mac Restaurant | >tell people you had a good experience at the Mac Restaurant | ||
>people on 4chan fly into autistic rage, call you a shill. | >people on 4chan fly into autistic rage, call you a shill. | ||
Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2015 19:29:31 No.50764725 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>50765544 | |||
>go to Python's Buffet | |||
>queue is 20 minutes long, barely moving | >queue is 20 minutes long, barely moving | ||
>only one person take food at once, the rest must wait until he's finished | >only one person take food at once, the rest must wait until he's finished | ||
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>talk to the guy at my table about how the food here helped with my constipation | >talk to the guy at my table about how the food here helped with my constipation | ||
>some girl two tables away hears it and calls the security on us for talking about something disgusting | >some girl two tables away hears it and calls the security on us for talking about something disgusting | ||
>get kicked out | >get kicked out | ||
Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2015 19:55:09 No.50765123 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>50770259 | |||
>go to C++ Kitchen | |||
>place is packed, food is delicious | >place is packed, food is delicious | ||
>everyone there is constantly complaining what a shitpile it is | >everyone there is constantly complaining what a shitpile it is | ||
>ask if there are better restaurants in town | >ask if there are better restaurants in town | ||
>everyone agrees the rest are worse | >everyone agrees the rest are worse | ||
Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2015 19:58:20 No.50765155 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>50766667 >>50772112 | |||
>>50763998 | |||
>go party at 4chan's /g/ house | |||
>see everyone having a good time talking to one another | >see everyone having a good time talking to one another | ||
>find a small group of people and we really hit it off, talking about computers while watching anime on the giant projector screen that is as huge as the house | >find a small group of people and we really hit it off, talking about computers while watching anime on the giant projector screen that is as huge as the house | ||
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>They start bullying people for trying to keep watching the anime | >They start bullying people for trying to keep watching the anime | ||
>They kick the DJ out and replace the anisongs with shitty callofdutycore | >They kick the DJ out and replace the anisongs with shitty callofdutycore | ||
>No one's having a good time anymore, Chad started arguing very loudly with his friend about his choice of clothing brands | >No one's having a good time anymore, Chad started arguing very loudly with his friend about his choice of clothing brands | ||
Anonymous Mon 12 Oct 2015 02:38:32 No.50770040 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>50770076 | |||
>>50754127 | |||
> windows car dealership | > windows car dealership | ||
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> Pull over to get gas, really bad neighborhood | > Pull over to get gas, really bad neighborhood | ||
> Try to start car..."Installing update 1 of 54,371" | > Try to start car..."Installing update 1 of 54,371" | ||
> "Oh shit." | > "Oh shit." | ||
Anonymous Mon 12 Oct 2015 03:03:04 No.50770259 Report | |||
>>50765123 | |||
>C# Kitchen | |||
>Food and service are great | >Food and service are great | ||
>Can't cut your own food though, it's not safe, call someone to cut your own food | >Can't cut your own food though, it's not safe, call someone to cut your own food | ||
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>the selection of sides or toppings isn't that grand and the waiters tone leaves a bad taste in your mouth | >the selection of sides or toppings isn't that grand and the waiters tone leaves a bad taste in your mouth | ||
>Food still comes out good | >Food still comes out good | ||
>but you won't be recommending this to the guys... i uh... mean... compatriots.... anytime soon | >but you won't be recommending this to the guys... i uh... mean... compatriots.... anytime soon | ||
Anonymous Mon 12 Oct 2015 03:12:00 No.50770358 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>50770630 | |||
>Walk up to the HTC restaurant | |||
>Looks like a nice, modern and clean place | >Looks like a nice, modern and clean place | ||
>The music playing is pretty good | >The music playing is pretty good | ||
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>Go to restaurant review site and look up HTC | >Go to restaurant review site and look up HTC | ||
>Some people say that it used to be better, world-class even | >Some people say that it used to be better, world-class even | ||
>Some of them rumour that the place might be closing down soon | >Some of them rumour that the place might be closing down soon | ||
Anonymous Mon 12 Oct 2015 03:14:45 No.50770389 Report | |||
>windows 10 joint | |||
>its the new thing in town and, apparently, free for the first year or so they say | >its the new thing in town and, apparently, free for the first year or so they say | ||
>advertisements forcibly downloaded to my work desk for months so I figured why not give a try | >advertisements forcibly downloaded to my work desk for months so I figured why not give a try | ||
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>meat was stale, friend next to me got infected though | >meat was stale, friend next to me got infected though | ||
>before i left they told me I could take the table I brought with me, but I had to leave a copy free of charge in chase I lost mine | >before i left they told me I could take the table I brought with me, but I had to leave a copy free of charge in chase I lost mine | ||
>no place for argument | >no place for argument | ||
Anonymous Mon 12 Oct 2015 03:41:05 No.50770598 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>50771196 | |||
>>50754127 | |||
>linux car dealership | >linux car dealership | ||
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>and that it is a worthy choice. | >and that it is a worthy choice. | ||
>What will I tell my wife? | >What will I tell my wife? | ||
Anonymous Mon 12 Oct 2015 05:25:11 No.50771327 Report | |||
>Go to the OnePlus restaurant | |||
>Can't enter because I need to be invited | >Can't enter because I need to be invited | ||
>Request an invitation | >Request an invitation | ||
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>He tells me to go fuck myself | >He tells me to go fuck myself | ||
>I have to settle for the drink I didn't want | >I have to settle for the drink I didn't want | ||
>Leave the restaurant with mixed feelings | >Leave the restaurant with mixed feelings | ||
Anonymous Mon 12 Oct 2015 05:47:12 No.50771529 Report | |||
>Go to Windows restaurant | |||
>Everything seems nice and normal | >Everything seems nice and normal | ||
>Relatively modern and tasteful decor | >Relatively modern and tasteful decor | ||
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>leave restaurant, never come back | >leave restaurant, never come back | ||
>find out that it closed three years later | >find out that it closed three years later | ||
>no more restaurants in town, only drive-thrus | >no more restaurants in town, only drive-thrus | ||
Anonymous Mon 12 Oct 2015 07:31:03 No.50772418 Report | |||
>go to android restaurant | |||
>food looks great, as good as if not better than the apple restaurant across the street | >food looks great, as good as if not better than the apple restaurant across the street | ||
>order food | >order food | ||
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>get these guys to cook for you instead | >get these guys to cook for you instead | ||
>it's free and delicious | >it's free and delicious | ||
>they even let you choose what to cook with | >they even let you choose what to cook with | ||
Anonymous Mon 12 Oct 2015 10:07:27 No.50774069 Report | |||
Quoted By: >>50774194 | |||
>Heard about this Xubuntu's Coney Island from someone | |||
>Said it was a spinoff from the Ubuntu restaurant that's a bit cheaper and faster | >Said it was a spinoff from the Ubuntu restaurant that's a bit cheaper and faster | ||
>Walk to restaurant | >Walk to restaurant | ||
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>"Xubuntu's the shit. I love that place." | >"Xubuntu's the shit. I love that place." | ||
>Random guy walks off | >Random guy walks off | ||
>"Basicaly what he said." | >"Basicaly what he said." | ||
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>Go to Firefox Resturant | |||
>Leave because I waited an hour for my food. | >Leave because I waited an hour for my food. | ||
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>Go to Internet Explorer Resturaunt | >Go to Internet Explorer Resturaunt | ||
>They pour ranch dressing on the table | >They pour ranch dressing on the table |