Editing Chapter Twenty-Three - Of Pokemans and Haikus

 

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<span style="color:#35B214">>its team galactic faggot

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<span style="color:#35B214">>If you ID her like this, EVERYTHING you've worked for and built will be destroyed in ONE night. From what I've read about her, DON'T do it.

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<span style="color:#35B214">>By the way, Nurse-kun, she can only battle us if we give you our codes as well, so you can choose who to have her fight.

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<span style="color:#35B214">>You can find people on the internet in places other than /b/. It would be completely retarded to post it here.

  <span style="color:#35B214">>If you do, don't identify her, just do it in an "ITT friend codes" manner.

  <span style="color:#35B214">>BTW, is it possible to do the internet stuff through no$gba?

 

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<span style="color:#35B214">>i'd prolly go out and buy a ds just to play with her and make her happy, though i'm not the normal /b/tard being a father and all..

 

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<span style="color:#35B214">>Nurse-Kun!

  <span style="color:#35B214">>I've been thinking lately, why don't you give nintendo a shout about your story?

  <span style="color:#35B214">>I mean, this girl has regained the use of her hands using one of their products :B

  <span style="color:#35B214">>They'll pretty much gonna be able to sponsor that, maybe even make a one handed DS for her.

  <span style="color:#35B214">>It's worth a try.

  <span style="color:#35B214">>PS I love you nurse-kun

 

<span style="color:#35B214">>Nurse-kun, I don't suppose you watched ABC news last night? They had this young woman on there who 1) was Asian 2) was a triple amputee (with one arm left) 3) just graduated med school.

<span style="color:#35B214">>Anyway, if amputeechan wants to feel like there's someone out there to relate to, etc.

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<span style="color:#35B214">>Nurse-Kun you're awesome, keep it up.

  <span style="color:#35B214">>And I want her friend code. I'm a nice person, I swear.

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<span style="color:#35B214">>Welp, I'll play.

  <span style="color:#35B214">>Lemme get my DS.

  <span style="color:#35B214">>Ill post FC in a bit.

  <span style="color:#35B214">>What cap? 50? 100?

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  <span style="color:#35B214">>nurse-kun, I heard you're using:

<span style="color:#35B214">>as your tripcode, what's going on, imposter can't be trusted :(

  <span style="color:#35B214">>Dood, No contact can happen unless BOTH parties have friend codes.

<span style="color:#35B214">>Post her code, anon will enter it and NOTHING AT ALL WILL HAPPEN EVER unless you give amputee-chan our friend codes.

Really? See, I thought it worked that way, but I couldn't be sure...of course, thanks to /b/'s nature, I still can't. Is this how it works?

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<span style="color:#35B214">>Nurse-kun, any word on the adoption?

Since monday? No.

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<span style="color:#35B214">>Assuming she's beaten 2-3 gyms, she's atleast 15-20.

  <span style="color:#35B214">>Lowest cap I know of is 50. I know 100 brings you up to 100, dunno about 50.

  <span style="color:#35B214">>Free Game has too much potential to break out 100 legendaries.

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<span style="color:#35B214">>Comming down to it, for this to even happen, we would need some direct contact with you or her.

  <span style="color:#35B214">>Because starting a thread everytime she wants to play will get old and annoying. We won't be on all the time. And as you said, next time you see her is 8 hours away.

 

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<span style="color:#35B214">>Nurse-kun, you are one of the few tripfags I truly respect. So believe me when I say:_

  <span style="color:#35B214">>Do not look to /b/ for playmates for ampu-tan. While it is true that some of us (myself included) actually care about her in a non-pooper way, the vast majority would just be assholes to her. And you damn well know that anybody here is gonna let it slip that you've been telling stories about her all this time, even if it's accidental. And of course it will be blown all out of proportion - say goodbye to chances of adoption.

  <span style="color:#35B214">>All that you've worked for will be ruined.

  <span style="color:#35B214">>Don't do it, Nurse-kun.

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<span style="color:#35B214">>So this thread is basically:

  <span style="color:#35B214">>"Can one of you helpful, kind anons play a game over the internet with my handicapped child, but only if you are super nice to her, give her lots of pity, sympathy, and maybe even lose to her on purpose so she will feel good about herself?"

 

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<span style="color:#35B214">>Idea. Go to 10minutemail.com and set up a temporary address. Post that and then screen from there and give any worthy anons the code. Also, this is a terrible idea and if you can block all chat features on DS, you should if you do try it.

<span style="color:#35B214">>"HAY THARE CRIPPLE I HERD UR NURSE STUCK IT IN YOUR POOPER"

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  <span style="color:#35B214">>I let people request Nicknames.

<span style="color:#35B214">>Unless they're going to Japan.

I meant more for battling and such than traded nicknames. I've heard a lot about seakings named 'Fuck Yeah!' for instance. Of course, living in a hospital, then with a lot of older people with diminishing mental faculties, not to mention health care workers, who are as prone to swearing under their breath as anyone, she's heard enough dirty words to bring her up to speed and desensitize her already...

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<span style="color:#35B214">>Nurse-kun, 'nother thought I had:

  <span style="color:#35B214">>Remember seeing a message from another amputee saying they didn't like receiving help, as it made them seem out of control and helpless.

  <span style="color:#35B214">>I was thinking that getting her a pet, probably something shit like a fish that doesn't require handling or whatever (can be looked after one handed : /) might be good, might prove that her existence is unbelievable important to someone other than you and the whole of /b/ it seems.

  <span style="color:#35B214">>maybe fish not allowed in hospital though :(

<span style="color:#35B214">>You can't. They have select words. Mail isn't a worry.

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<span style="color:#35B214">> >>28666434

  <span style="color:#35B214">>We only would inquire whether certain rod-like items have in the past, present, or possible future ever penetrated within said rectumNamely a PENIS

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For the record. She was using the internet a fair amount before the accident, as makes sense for an intelligent young girl from an intelligent young family of professionals. The parents making up the rest of said family having educated her on the perils of the internets, and how to remain safe from said perils whilst surfing the highway, to mix metaphors. She already knows there are 'bad people' out there, as we (she and I) have in fact discussed, when I told her there was a possibility of getting friends codes from said internets. She isn't a wideeyed retarded naif from Amish country, nor a sheltered mystic named after a precious stone, people, even if she is still a child, and thus not nearly fully aware of precisely what constitutes the 'bad stuff' people can do.Just for the record.

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<span style="color:#35B214">> >>28666859

  <span style="color:#35B214">>Here's a good screening technique: DONT TELL THEM YOU ONLY WANT THEM TO BATTLE A CRIPPLE WITH FRAIL EMOTIONS FOR WHOM YOU SEEK TO FIND SOMEBODY TO GIVE HER PITY TO HELP HER SHITTY SELF ESTEEM SINCE SHE IS MISSING THREE LIMBS AND HER LIFE TOTALLY SUCKS SAVE FOR THE INVOLVEMENT OF A SUSPICIOUSLY MOTIVATED MALE NURSE.

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<span style="color:#35B214">> >>28667148

 

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<span style="color:#35B214">>If you really want her to play with people on the Internet:1) It should be girls, because they're less likely to be total assholes.2) You should find them through a normal gaming channel, not through /b/.3) If at all possible, you should screen them first. (I'm not sure how.)

 

>  <span style="color:#35B214">>quoted for truthSeriously, Nurse-kun, you are smarter than this.

 

  <span style="color:#35B214">>All namefags desire a little attention now and then. Even Nurse-kun.

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<span style="color:#35B214">> >>28667251

  <span style="color:#35B214">>Also, as a kind gesture, she have a favorite pokemon we could try and get for her?

 

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<span style="color:#35B214">> >>28667148

  <span style="color:#35B214">>Dealing with random anonymous bad people is very different from dealing with Random Anonymous bad people. /b/ is filled with assholes who's only pleasure is to fuck with people. It's one thing for her to deal with a trash-talker or pedophile or whatever; she can probably handle that. But what about when some /b/tard names their Pokemon "Stumpy", "Loser", "Orphan", and "Freak"? How much will that hurt her, not only the insults, but the knowledge that you've been talking to random people about her?

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<span style="color:#35B214">> >>28668049

  <span style="color:#35B214">>SO I HERD U LIEK GARDEVOIRS

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<span style="color:#35B214">>Hihi Nurse kun,I've been watching your threads for quite some time, and I've always wanted to talk to you in one.I believe I may have came face to face with you a while back with Amputee-chan, but I promptly was too stunned to say anything.. I mean, there were a few things that were different.. And.. well.. I am pretty sure it was you.. but I've always had a bit of doubt nagging at me.. A few of the differences had to do with amputee chan... But whatever.. I've always reguarded them as being those "Red herrings." You've thrown in..If I wanted to approach you and say hey.. what would be the right way? I mean.. would you freak out? I mean.. :p Blarg..

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<span style="color:#35B214">> >>28668049

  <span style="color:#35B214">>Actually, Its possible to have any pokémon before you "See the 150".

 

If anyone Trades her anything it'll work, Its just the GTS where you have to see it first before you can get it.**' I think she was talking about the system for trading between GBA carts and the new games, but, right. She's hesitated at going into GTS and such so far.**

 

<span style="color:#35B214">>i know teasing could be a problem, but how hard WOULD it be to find her some irl friends? i mean you got to have some neighbors or something with little kids too. at the least you could get a friend code from them or something_

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<span style="color:#35B214">> >>28668264

  <span style="color:#35B214">>I wasn't trying to be harsh, just insistent. We're all rooting for you, Nurse-kun. Don't forget that.

 

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<span style="color:#35B214">>I don't suggest it. I think you should really try using another outlet for communication. Using /b/ is just asking for trouble. If you had another outlet, you might have a better chance of decent people.

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<span style="color:#35B214">>Awright, Awright, Awright. >:3But.. I mean.. .... How many guys(Looked to be late twenties) running arround with an adorable loli can there possibly be? @.@BTW.. you reminded me of a slightly stockier subway commercial guy.. I forget his name, but the guy(You, or whoever) reminded me muchly of him, in physical appearance. I mean.... really average.

Hey man, screw you. I don't look anything like that dick! Must've been some other loliherder...

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<span style="color:#35B214">>How's your dad?

<span style="color:#35B214">>tl;dr did you fuck her yet?

No.

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<span style="color:#35B214">> >>28669236

  <span style="color:#35B214">>i am intrigued. You must talk like you were asking a stranger the time, but then slip in a 'btw, sup b?'depending on response, dont freak out. ask if he is a caretaker or a nurse, maybe give him your phone number or email address, and promptly leave. supposing it is him and he finds you decent enough, you'll get a call or email. in a perfect world, of course.

That, or he'll come to your place and brutally murder you in your home, then use his experience in the ER and the OR to dismember your corpse and dispose of it in an untracable manner!Maybe.

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<span style="color:#35B214">>The penguin does not suck. The turtle sucks.

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<span style="color:#35B214">> >>28669614

  <span style="color:#35B214">>has she gotten healthy again?

  <span style="color:#35B214">>and are you healthy again?

<span style="color:#35B214">>Few questions for you if you have the time pal:_

  <span style="color:#35B214">>1. Kind of relating to the thread, but how has Amputan been doing as far as being more open around you and others? I'm sure you two are progressing, but it sure as hell would be sad if she keeps herself closed off from her emotions. From what I have read on the wiki, she even has a hard time looking you in the eyes when she is talking about something emotional. Poor girl.

  <span style="color:#35B214">>Question 2: How's she feeling now? Last I checked, she chilled at your place for some R&R. It's nice that they allowed you to do that.

  <span style="color:#35B214">>Question 3: Any chance you can post the recipe of the soup? I can go for some right now, if I dont seriously fuck it up with my horrible cooking skills.

  <span style="color:#35B214">>Last Question: Any updates on the adoption process? Has she ever mentioned she would want to go to your place again for a while, to get out of the home or whatnot?Epic thread. Best of luck to both you, its real nice you take such good care of her. The girl needs it.*commence "gtfo emofag" posts from the trolls.