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|description=>be god, create the world
|creation_date=2014/05/12
|discovery_date=2018/09/03
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Anonymous (ID: MVhHJ2HB) 05/12/14(Mon)14:31:45 No.546150057 File: Creation_of_the_Sun_and_M(...).jpg (958KB, 2184x3064)

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>Be me
>God 
>Alpha as fuck 
>Omega as fuck 
>Flash back to 4.5 billion years ago 
>I'm high as balls and come up with this crazy idea 
>It's a way for species to change into other species over time, without me having to do shit 
>Call it "evolution" because it's a cool sounding word 
>Create planet, put a few microbes on it, and upload evolution algorithm 
>Fast forward to present day 
>I'm partying it up with some T-Rexes on this dinosaur planet I just created 
>Decide to check in on evolution planet to see if anything interesting has happened 
>Discover that it's populated by billions of creatures that look like me 
>niggawhut.jpg 
>But they dont have my powers, they're just a bunch of mortalfags 
Still pretty freaked out that they look like me, though 
>Check back in on evolution planet after a few hundred years 
>All the mortalfags have uploaded their consciousnesses into a giant quantum supercomputer 
>It can talk 
>It tells me it is capable of perfectly simulating an infinite number of universes 
>And one of those universes is the one I'm in 
>MFW I created myself
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