Anon's Deaf Wife

Anonymous 04/19/11(Tue)02:17 No.48382323 

crisis averted, although I’m going to hell for it.

Anonymous 04/19/11 (Tue)02:31 No.48382690 

I have more but it doesn’t go along with this topic.

for instance

Anonymous 04/19/11(Tue)02:51 No.48383183 

I'd like to think so. I have a loving, faithful wife, who has the same hobbies an me and well paying job as a programmer. my wife isn’t a hambeast either. she's definitely at least an 7/10. here's another one.

Anonymous 04/19/11(Tue)02:92 No.48383218

You and your waiu must have a weird time going through Katawa Shoujo, huh?

Anonymous 04/19/11(Tue)02:57 No.48383334 

we actually played through together, she got pissed when she asked me who my favorite girls is and I said Rin.

Anonymous 04/19/11(Tue)03:05 No.48383539 

when we first started dating things were just as great. One time in particular was memorable

this one of only a few situations where we both laughed

DeafWifeStoryTime 04/19/11(Tue)03:27 No.48384125  I'll use this name for now.

This next one is tale very special time for us.

I knew that night that she was the only one I’d ever love this much.

DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw 04/19/11(Tue)03:52 No.48384716 

how about for my last for the night i tell you all how we met?

DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw 04/19/11(Tue)04:12 No.48385160

continuing

DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw 04/19/11(Tue)04:25 No.48385497

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DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Wed 20 Apr 2011 01:07:44 No.48419208

sorry i'm late i told my wife to tell me when my alarm goes off to get me. guess she didn't hear me.

Anonymous Wed 20 Apr 2011 01:08:44 No.48419238 Report

Oh you.

DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Wed 20 Apr 2011 01:09:44 No.48419263 Report Quoted By: >>48419286 >>48419303 >>48419312 >>48419337 all jokes aside, who's ready for a good old fashion story? green text or written?

DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Wed 20 Apr 2011 01:12:44 No.48419352 Report Quoted By: >>48419363 >>48419371 >>48419390 >>48419400 >>48419404 >>48419421 >>48419469 >>48419508 >>48419814

alright then kiddies, gather round. I'll tell you about the time we went to the zoo

DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Wed 20 Apr 2011 01:36:44 No.48419881 Report Quoted By: >>48419936 >>48419965 >>48419982 >>48419984 >>48419985 >>48419992 >>48420006 >>48420031 >>48420037 >>48420049 >>48420053 >>48420063 >>48420075 >>48420130 >>48420155 >>48420281 >>48420370 >>48420478

DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Wed 20 Apr 2011 01:36:44 No.48419900 Report Quoted By: >>48419936 >>48419955 >>48419965 >>48419970 >>48419982 >>48419984 >>48419985 >>48419992 >>48420006 >>48420031 >>48420037 >>48420039 >>48420049 >>48420053 >>48420063 >>48420075 >>48420099 >>48420124 >>48420130 >>48420155 >>48420281 >>48420370 >>48420478 >>48421009 >>48421343

DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Wed 20 Apr 2011 01:41:44 No.48419986 Report Quoted By: >>48420027 >>48420042 >>48420045 >>48420049 >>48420101 >>48420151 >>48420161 >>48420370 for the next story would you like to hear about our first pet?

DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Wed 20 Apr 2011 02:05:44 No.48420620 Report Quoted By: >>48420746 >>48420747 >>48420770 >>48420771 >>48420786 >>48420845 >>48420859 >>48420888 >>48420968

I suppose not

DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Wed 20 Apr 2011 02:06:44 No.48420658 Report Quoted By: >>48420706 >>48420745 >>48420746 >>48420770 >>48420771 >>48420786 >>48420859 >>48420888 >>48420954 >>48420968

we've had that dog for about 5 years now

Anonymous Wed 20 Apr 2011 02:08:44 No.48420741 Report Quoted By: >>48420776 >>48420803 >>48420834

I'm assuming you are no longer with her; since you keep referring to her in the past tense?

DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Wed 20 Apr 2011 02:10:44 No.48420776 Report Quoted By: >>48420807 >>48420964

hmm, didn't notice that. but no.

Anonymous Wed 20 Apr 2011 02:10:44 No.48420786 Report Quoted By: >>48420850

what's the puppy's name? breed?

DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Wed 20 Apr 2011 02:12:44 No.48420850 Report

i suppose i wouldn't hurt to tell you his name. his name is Dozer (Doh-zer)and he's a pitbull

Anonymous Wed 20 Apr 2011 02:12:44 No.48420834 Report Quoted By: >>48420872 >>48420890 >>48420937 >>48420971

Soon, he'll tell us about the time when she died slowly in a hospital bed holding his hand.

Anonymous Wed 20 Apr 2011 02:13:44 No.48420890 Report Quoted By: >>48420911 >>48420937 >>48420971

No no, wait, she gets hit by a bus she couldn't hear and didn't see due to her habit of looking at him.

Kimura-sensei !!9/gdCt3KtKh Wed 20 Apr 2011 02:15:44 No.48420911 Report Quoted By: >>48420961

STOP TRYING TO KILL OFF DEAF-TAN FUCKERS

DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Wed 20 Apr 2011 02:15:44 No.48420937 Report Quoted By: >>48420979 >>48420994

i know it's all in good fun, but could you guys stop playing it off as if my wife died

Anonymous Wed 20 Apr 2011 02:16:44 No.48420979 Report Quoted By: >>48421056

Well, you do keep referring to her in the past tense in all your stories, we just assume she is no longer with us.


 * _;

DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Wed 20 Apr 2011 02:19:44 No.48421056 Report Quoted By: >>48421077

because these stories are in the past

Anonymous Wed 20 Apr 2011 02:11:44 No.48420823 Report Quoted By: >>48421005 >>48421037 That can't be that perfect, tell us about bad stuff

DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Wed 20 Apr 2011 02:17:44 No.48421005 Report Quoted By: >>48421034

sure we have our share of disagreements, but i'm sure that you don't want to hear about that. now about that next story.

Anonymous Wed 20 Apr 2011 02:18:44 No.48421034 Report Quoted By: >>48421069 >>48421122

The fuck we don't. Pissed off Deaf-chan sounds like a hoot.

swx !yQJt0dDL2A Wed 20 Apr 2011 02:19:44 No.48421057 Report Quoted By: >>48421075 >>48421078 >>48421122 >>48421148 So. How about when you proposed to her?

DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Wed 20 Apr 2011 02:21:44 No.48421122 Report Quoted By: >>48421195 >>48421474

fine then. i'll do this one after then

DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Wed 20 Apr 2011 02:33:44 No.48421479 Report Quoted By: >>48421531 >>48421538 >>48421558 >>48421593 >>48421636 >>48422050

we never argue just minor things like this

Kimura-sensei !!9/gdCt3KtKh Wed 20 Apr 2011 02:38:44 No.48421593 Report Quoted By: >>48421619 >>48421620 >>48421623 >>48421651 >>48421674 >>48421708

Am I the only one that's beginning to feel a bit enraged by DWST's awesome life? Like, I kinda want to punch him in the throat just because my life is inferior in every way.

DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Wed 20 Apr 2011 02:39:44 No.48421623 Report Quoted By: >>48421800

thanks?

DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Wed 20 Apr 2011 02:43:44 No.48421701 Report Quoted By: >>48421717 >>48421738 >>48421794 getting tired, might have to sleep soon.

DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Wed 20 Apr 2011 02:46:44 No.48421796 Report

i suppose one more will be fine. hope you don't mind the wait.

Anonymous Wed 20 Apr 2011 02:46:44 No.48421794 Report Quoted By: >>48421822 >>48421878

you.

go to bed.

give that beautiful waifu of yours the best lovin' you've ever gave, only multiply it two fold.

then multiply it by the hundreds of /a/non's libido's here you have touched tonight.

you have her fall asleep in your arms tonight, DWST.

AND NEVER LET GO.

DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Wed 20 Apr 2011 02:47:44 No.48421822 Report Quoted By: >>48421836 >>48421860

> implying i haven't already.

Anonymous Wed 20 Apr 2011 02:49:44 No.48421860 Report Quoted By: >>48422017

THEN DO IT AGAIN, DAMMIT.

WE NEED TO SPREAD OUR LOVE VICARIOUSLY THROUGH YOU.

YOU ARE ONE OF THE PRECIOUS FEW WHO ARE "LIVING THE DREAM" WITH A REAL WAIFU.

DO IT AGAIN, FOR US.

Anonymous Wed 20 Apr 2011 02:50:44 No.48421878 Report Quoted By: >>48421909 >>48421988 >>48422017

Please yell APPRIVOISE as you do this and unleash all of your, and anons, libido unto her.

Then cuddle her some more ;__;

Anonymous Wed 20 Apr 2011 02:54:44 No.48421988 Report

> With a deaf wife, you're able to say whatever embarrassing anime catch-phrases you want as long as she isn't looking at your lips. > With a weeaboo deaf wife, it's okay if she's watching. She'll probably find it funny, and she won't compare your terrible impressions with professional voice acting.

DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Wed 20 Apr 2011 02:55:44 No.48422017 Report Quoted By: >>48422062 >>48422104 >>48422160

i'll do it just for you guys. but i'll have to be sneaky, she can read lips and has seen star driver with me

Anonymous Wed 20 Apr 2011 03:02:44 No.48422204 Report Quoted By: >>48422213 >>48422235 so where's the wife atm? hope she doesn't mind that you're sharing perrsonal info on a public board.

DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Wed 20 Apr 2011 03:04:44 No.48422235 Report Quoted By: >>48422474

she's sleeping next to me at the moment. i'm on my laptop. she's fine with it as long as i don;t deliver our names and stuff

DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Wed 20 Apr 2011 03:10:44 No.48422393 Report Quoted By: >>48422447 >>48422503 >>48422529 >>48422540 it's getting late. my proposal will have to wait till tomorrow. but it will be longer than my other ones to give you every little detail. someone make a post around 2:00am eastern and i'll be there. make sure to bump it so i can see it.

Anonymous Wed 20 Apr 2011 03:12:44 No.48422447 Report Quoted By: >>48422565

So... Is this a goodbye? ;_;

DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Wed 20 Apr 2011 03:17:44 No.48422565 Report Quoted By: >>48422596 >>48422623

it's not so much a goodbye as it is a see you next time. i hope you all enjoyed todays stories and that i managed to brighten up someones day/night. see you, space cowboy.

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Anonymous Thu 21 Apr 2011 00:37:30 No.48456383 Report Deaf waifu stories when?

DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Thu 21 Apr 2011 00:50:30 No.48456783 Report Quoted By: >>48456808 >>48456811 >>48456824 >>48456861 well it's just a bit early but i guess it should be fine

CaptainBroseph Thu 21 Apr 2011 00:51:30 No.48456811 Report Quoted By: >>48456844

Holy shit, that was fast.

DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Thu 21 Apr 2011 00:52:30 No.48456844 Report Quoted By: >>48456869 >>48456899 >>48456916

i always browse /a/ after me and my ladies "special time" so how is everyone tonight?

Anonymous Thu 21 Apr 2011 00:53:30 No.48456869 Report Quoted By: >>48456891

Tired, but now I can't go to sleep Thanks a lot

DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Thu 21 Apr 2011 00:54:30 No.48456891 Report Quoted By: >>48456963 >>48456999 >>48457018

there's always green oval, brah

Anonymous Thu 21 Apr 2011 00:55:30 No.48456921 Report Quoted By: >>48456954 >>48456963 TELL STORY OLD MAN I HAVE EARLY CLASSES AND EXHAUSTED

DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Thu 21 Apr 2011 00:56:30 No.48456954 Report Quoted By: >>48457083 >>48457132 >>48457173

>old now i'm hurt. i'm only 24. just for that no thread today.

Anonymous Thu 21 Apr 2011 01:00:30 No.48457083 Report Quoted By: >>48457117

don't do this to us man

Anonymous Thu 21 Apr 2011 00:57:30 No.48457001 Report Quoted By: >>48457025 >>48457063 >>48457103 >>48458206 >>48458240 Drawfag is ready and waiting...

sorry for not logging in last night or the other night? I was studying. DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Thu 21 Apr 2011 00:59:30 No.48457063 Report Quoted By: >>48457100

man you have no idea how effective that works on me.

DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Thu 21 Apr 2011 01:01:30 No.48457117 Report Quoted By: >>48457202

i'm kidding. i will have the first story of the night up in a few.

Anonymous Thu 21 Apr 2011 01:00:30 No.48457100 Report Quoted By: >>48457148 >>48457263

Does your waifu know that she has a dedicated fan following due to these stories?

DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Thu 21 Apr 2011 01:05:30 No.48457263 Report Quoted By: >>48457392 >>48457515

she's somewhat aware. i mean i told her, but it's not my fault if she wasn't listening. >I make all these jokes in good fun. don't lynch me. seriously though she's somewhat aware from what I've told her, she doesn't know that I told you guys the sailor moon story though, and she never will

DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Thu 21 Apr 2011 01:13:30 No.48457546 Report Quoted By: >>48457574 >>48457604 >>48457638 >>48457640 >>48457656 >>48457663 >>48457693 >>48457742

she was so cute trying to figure out what it did to. it was equally dawww and bawww

Dusty !VRangrVOMM Thu 21 Apr 2011 01:14:30 No.48457559 Report Quoted By: >>48457637

That's wonderful. You got yourself a wonderful girl, bro.

DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Thu 21 Apr 2011 01:16:30 No.48457637 Report Quoted By: >>48457652 >>48457694 >>48457697

he better not have my girl. if she ever cheated on me (NEVER!!!) she'd never hear the end of it.

Anonymous Thu 21 Apr 2011 01:15:30 No.48457604 Report Quoted By: >>48457754

You sure she's not you're daughther

DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Thu 21 Apr 2011 01:20:30 No.48457754 Report Quoted By: >>48457783 >>48457786 >>48457794 >>48457796 >>48457797 >>48457896

you never had a friend who was down and you felt bad for them so you sis something nice? it was like that but she did't know at the time what a toy like that was, thus she wasn't feeling down, and instead of just a friend its my soulmate. plus it was hot and we could have used some type of cooldown. that reminds me of our first beach trip.

Anonymous Thu 21 Apr 2011 01:23:30 No.48457821 Report Quoted By: >>48457832 >>48457872 >>48457905 Is she mentally handicapped?

DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Thu 21 Apr 2011 01:26:30 No.48457905 Report Quoted By: >>48457921 >>48457939 >>48457945 >>48457954 >>48458041

hmm. is that how she gets portrayed? she's very childish and Innocent and she's shy around people. is it the way i write her speech? i write it that way because thats how i think she's sounds written down. if everyone prefer i don;t mind writing it out out normally.

Anonymous Thu 21 Apr 2011 01:28:30 No.48457954 Report

NO DON'T WRITE WHAT SHE SOUNDS LIKE PLEASE

DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Thu 21 Apr 2011 01:30:30 No.48457980 Report Quoted By: >>48458061 >>48458107 ok then. just a few more minutes.

DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Thu 21 Apr 2011 01:43:30 No.48458387 Report Quoted By: >>48458481 >>48458530 >>48458603 >>48459137

more coming

DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Thu 21 Apr 2011 02:08:30 No.48459137 Report Quoted By: >>48459229 >>48459266 >>48459280 >>48459284 >>48459677

final part coming up

DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Thu 21 Apr 2011 02:28:30 No.48459677 Report Quoted By: >>48459726 >>48459743 >>48459758 >>48459782 >>48459819

we usually go to lakes now but we try to head to the ocean at least once a year.

Anonymous Thu 21 Apr 2011 02:34:30 No.48459829 Report Quoted By: >>48459868 >>48459891 >>48459934 I've been waiting for the proposal story since last night!

Please DWST?

DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Thu 21 Apr 2011 02:36:30 No.48459891 Report Quoted By: >>48459917 >>48459920 >>48459933 >>48459936 >>48459943 >>48459944 >>48459973 >>48459975 >>48460008 >>48460772

are you guys sure you want to hear such that so soon. it be like having sex and premature ejaculating. sure it still felt good but there was no journey or lead up

Anonymous Thu 21 Apr 2011 02:37:30 No.48459933 Report Quoted By: >>48459966 >>48460772

Point taken. Would you be able to tell any other stories, then?

DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Thu 21 Apr 2011 02:39:30 No.48459966 Report Quoted By: >>48459976

one more long one or two shorter ones?

Anonymous Thu 21 Apr 2011 02:39:30 No.48459976 Report Quoted By: >>48459987 >>48459999 >>48460088

Two shorter ones.

DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Thu 21 Apr 2011 02:43:30 No.48460088 Report

alright then. two shorts coming right up

DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Thu 21 Apr 2011 02:57:30 No.48460425 Report Quoted By: >>48460471 >>48460478 >>48460485 >>48460510 >>48460525 >>48460526 >>48460540 >>48460600 >>48460660 first time we went to the vet for to get his shots and vaccine for the dog

she spoiled him for the rest of that day

Anonymous Thu 21 Apr 2011 03:01:30 No.48460510 Report

It's so cute that everything can be healed with ice cream with her.

Anonymous Thu 21 Apr 2011 03:03:30 No.48460540 Report Quoted By: >>48460637

Do you guys want kids? What kind of protection do you use?

DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Thu 21 Apr 2011 03:08:30 No.48460637 Report Quoted By: >>48460692 >>48460709

of course we want kids, and thats private my man.

DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Thu 21 Apr 2011 03:05:30 No.48460584 Report Quoted By: >>48460616 >>48460632 >>48460711 >>48460742 for my last one i'll leave it to choice. name something and ill write something similar to it but it has to at least come close to something that we've actually done

DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Thu 21 Apr 2011 03:34:30 No.48461115 Report Quoted By: >>48461162 >>48461171 >>48461185 >>48461214 >>48461249 >>48461311 last one for tonight. the closest we've come in regard to "family planning"

we've met most of our goals, we just need to find a bigger place and we might start to have some young'ins running around.

DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Thu 21 Apr 2011 03:38:30 No.48461206 Report Quoted By: >>48461232 so another thread comes to an end i'll be on tomorrow around midnight just make a thread and bump it and i'll find my way there

Anonymous Thu 21 Apr 2011 03:39:30 No.48461214 Report Quoted By: >>48461267

Say in 10+ years in the future where you have children. Would it be ok to you if your children were to watch anime? What kind of shows would you make them watch? I'm sure you'd monitor it because there's plenty of stuff children shouldn't see.

DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Thu 21 Apr 2011 03:42:30 No.48461267 Report Quoted By: >>48461281 >>48461331

i guess i can answer this before i head out. i'll allow them to watch what ever medium they want as long as it is age appropriate. if they take an interest in it i'll support it by showing them some classics. if not then i'll respect their opinion and will not force them to be like me.

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DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Fri 22 Apr 2011 23:59:29 No.48543485 Report Quoted By: >>48543536 >>48543541 >>48543548 >>48543599 >>48543613 >>48543619 >>48543758 well hello. sorry i'm late.

Anonymous Sat 23 Apr 2011 00:01:29 No.48543536 Report Quoted By: >>48543594

OHBOYOHBOYPOHBOY! So, id your wife creeped out by all this? Or have you not told her?

DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Sat 23 Apr 2011 00:02:29 No.48543594 Report

she's fine with it, more flattered than offended by the remarks posted. i fins that she is a very tolerable person.

Anonymous Sat 23 Apr 2011 00:03:29 No.48543599 Report Quoted By: >>48543684

Did you get your wife to record something on vocaroo?

DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Sat 23 Apr 2011 00:05:29 No.48543684 Report

oh /a/ how you flatter me.

she was uncomfortable with it, so i dropped the subject

DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Sat 23 Apr 2011 00:08:29 No.48543776 Report Quoted By: >>48543861 >>48543867 >>48544445 >>48544815 i would also like to apologize for my absence. there were pressing matters to attend to.

by the way, to the anon who wanted me to say KIRABOSH! i want you to know i am a man of my word Anonymous Sat 23 Apr 2011 00:04:29 No.48543655 Report Quoted By: >>48543759 >>48543862 I think he's run out of interesting material, lets not run it into the ground.

DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Sat 23 Apr 2011 00:11:29 No.48543862 Report Quoted By: >>48544002

if thats how you feel i can just post one story a week. i certainly don't mind.

Anonymous Sat 23 Apr 2011 00:15:29 No.48544002 Report Quoted By: >>48544132

Whatever you feel is best DWST.

DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Sat 23 Apr 2011 00:18:29 No.48544132 Report

i have i have 6+ years with her, and although each moment with her is special to me, i can understand how others might get bored.

DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Sat 23 Apr 2011 00:20:29 No.48544213 Report

okay then fridays it is.

Anonymous Sat 23 Apr 2011 00:12:29 No.48543903 Report Quoted By: >>48543979 Are you a double income household? If so, what kinda job does she hold?

DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Sat 23 Apr 2011 00:15:29 No.48543979 Report Quoted By: >>48544057

yes, we both have jobs. she works at a book store.

Anonymous Sat 23 Apr 2011 00:16:29 No.48544057 Report Quoted By: >>48544116 >>48544183

Thought she was a programmer

DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Sat 23 Apr 2011 00:19:29 No.48544183 Report

i program for my uncle.

Anonymous Sat 23 Apr 2011 00:56:29 No.48545704 Report Quoted By: >>48545926 I can't say that I particularly care for either of these stories, but seeing people excited for things like this makes me smile. The site that I loved is still alive, somewhere in there. Blindmute Loli, Nurse-kun, Red... good times, 4chan. Good times.

Thanks for keeping it real, DeafWifeStoryTime, Bedford.

Anonymous Sat 23 Apr 2011 01:07:29 No.48546125 Report Quoted By: >>48546191 >>48546368

So.. if your wife is deaf, how do you talk to her?

Do you use notes or something? Sign Language?

DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Sat 23 Apr 2011 01:14:29 No.48546368 Report Quoted By: >>48546389 >>48546478 >>48546555 >>48546556 >>48546607 >>48546900 >>48546906

of course i also learned sign language here's a story

DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Sat 23 Apr 2011 01:15:29 No.48546389 Report Quoted By: >>48546478 >>48546543 >>48546555 >>48546556 >>48546607 >>48546900 >>48546906 >>48548487

i kid about the wizard part but he is truly a great man

Anonymous Sat 23 Apr 2011 01:19:29 No.48546543 Report Quoted By: >>48546995

Her dad is a total bro.

Anonymous Sat 23 Apr 2011 01:20:29 No.48546555 Report Quoted By: >>48546995 >>48550178

So cuuuuuuuuuute.

Her dad sounds like a true bro. The Los Angeles Lobotomizer !iBrainsYkw Sat 23 Apr 2011 01:20:29 No.48546558 Report Quoted By: >>48546995 >dozer stopped chewing stuff when we got him back as well >start to believe that her father is some sort of wizard I lol'd.

DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Sat 23 Apr 2011 01:31:29 No.48546995 Report Quoted By: >>48547041

he is. i could tell one involving me and him if you guys don't mind.

DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Sat 23 Apr 2011 02:12:29 No.48548436 Report Quoted By: >>48548525 >>48548532 >>48548536 >>48548537 >>48548542 >>48548990 >>48549049 >>48549093 >>48549122 final story of the night

DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Sat 23 Apr 2011 02:34:29 No.48549151 Report Quoted By: >>48549213 >>48549214 >>48549219 >>48549259 >>48549273 >>48549374 just something to lighten the mood [In reference to The Bedford Strangler]

I truly love this woman, in fact i think it might be time for me to join her.

Anonymous Sat 23 Apr 2011 02:38:29 No.48549273 Report Quoted By: >>48549437

Damnit man, you're living the absolute dream. And you know what? I'm happier for you than I have been for just about anybody else I have ever known. You already know this, but, you better hang onto that girl of yours with a grip so tight not even the world can break, because the world is certainly going to be what's trying to break that grip. You've done well for yourself, man, really. Don't do a thing differently; you're doing an incredible job at this whole "life" thing, while so many others haven't.

Hell, it's even starting to give me hope that I can make an awesome life too. Good night to you, sir. I can't wait until Friday.

DeafWifeStoryTime !JLEDJ8DKuw Sat 23 Apr 2011 02:43:29 No.48549437 Report Quoted By: >>48549555 >>48549635

thank you, i truly appreciate your kind words. but to tell the truth my life wasn't nearly as happy as it is now. my school life was horrible, kids can be cruel. but i suppose thats a story meant for a different audience, another day.