Horrible Monster

12829018 Let me tell you a story about a horrible monster. Like most horrible monsters, she was a small, pretty girl. I met her in elementary school, before she became a terrifying beast. I didn't actually become "friends" with her until high school, before that she was a fairly normal child, I believe. But around the start of high school, she started to change. Or rather, everyone else did. Boys started working out and idolizing rock stars, girls started wearing tight clothes and fucking everything that moved, but she stayed the same. She called herself Baby. While the other students started finding interest in the opposite sex, Baby still found interest in stuffed animals and fluffy skirts. Being a true robot, I had no friends when I started high school. Like a lot of you, the first lunch period of freshman year, I had no where to sit. There was one completely empty table behind the disabled kids, which I assume was empty because no one wanted to sit by the disabled kids. But I had no where else. I sat down at the table on the far side of the kid who was listening to head phones and rocking enthusiastically. I have nothing against disabled kids, he was just rocking into the chair behind him; Elmo Goes Over the Hill is a party song. Shortly after I sat down and accepted that I would die alone as all robots do, something fluffy and pink appeared in the corner of my eye. I looked up; it was a pretty girl. I said, "H-Hel-Helsdfbgbfdfd." She smiled at me vacantly and said, "May I sit with you?" Not realizing that she was just being polite, not that she hadn't heard me, I breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Sure."

12829040  She sat, carefully straightening her skirts. She said nothing as she ate a tiny lunch. Again, being a true robot, I didn't know when to keep my mouth shut. I asked her, "What's you're name?" She smiled lightly and said, "Baby." I laughed and said, "Seriously?" She turned toward me, she had big dark eyes and chubby pink cheeks. She really did look like a baby. She said, "Yes," and went back to eating. I realized I had been rude. I said, "Sorry, I thought you were joking." She said nothing. "My name is Jake." She said, "That's fine." I didn't know what to say to that, she didn't sound sarcastic at all. So I said nothing. We sat together at lunch every day for the rest of the year. Saying nothing every single day.

There's nothing wrong with any of that though, not really.

12829334  We weren't really friends, clearly, we just sat together for forty minutes per day. But I saw her through out the day too and sometimes action came to her. Early on in the year, some girls came up to her at lunch. They were your average whores, 14-year-olds wearing Ugg boots tucked into skinny jeans who had already taken three dicks in the ass a piece. Apparently, these whores had beef with Baby. A girl with a ridiculous poof of hair at the front of her head walked up next to baby and tipped her little Hello Kitty lunch box over. She said, "You look like the Barbie isle at Wal-Mart puked on you." Baby looked up at her with her empty smile and round eyes and said, "That's a terribly rude thing to do, you know." The poof-headed whore laughed, "Who fucking cares what you think? Fucking dyke. No one cares what happens to you. Why don't you go home? Why don't you kill yourself too?" I was quite shocked, never having seen girl-bullying before. The bullying I was used to was somebody bigger than you punches you in the arm, calls you a fag, and then walks away. Baby wasn't having none of that shit. She stood up, still smiling, pushed her chair in, and whispered into the girl's ear. The look on her face melted into fear. She backed up. She said, "You're a freak! Cunt! Fucking faggot! Kill yourself!" as she kept backing up and eventually ran away. The other girls stared. I, too, stared. Baby sat back down and cleaned up her lunch. The other girls left, presumably to find their friend. I asked Baby, "What did you say to her?" Baby said, "Nothing that wasn't true."

That was a little unusual...

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12829521 [image](http://data2.whicdn.com/images/42642164/superthumb.jpg)

Nope, they're both girls. Sorry to disappoint.

Baby was the calmest person I had ever met. A few other instances of girl-bullying happened, but every time, baby gave them no fun reaction, so it stopped fairly quickly. But one day, something awful happened. As Baby and I were leaving the cafeteria, and Baby was going to the library to skip gym as usual, someone spilled soup on her. Now, even as a normal person, it sucks when someone spills food on you. But for Baby, someone spilling food on you is comparable to being burned with fireplace poker. She shrieked as though she'd just seen a baby carriage hit by a car. The boy who did it was grinning like a little faggot and his friend elbowed him and said, "Whoops." Baby. Wasn't having. None of that shit. She grabbed his face with her long, decorated fingernails and dug at his eyes. His friend left him and ran. Everyone around us ran too. The boy flailed and punched her as he tried to get away. I stood and watched because I'm fucking useless. The principal and school monitor came running in eventually, a lunch lady had run to the office and told them what was happening. They pulled her off of him, her little pink Mary Janes kicking. She screamed, "MYYYYY BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!!" as they carried her away.

It was fucking crazy. The boy was mostly okay.

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if this doesn't end in yandere sex between you and her, i'll be disappointed

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YEEEEEAAAAHHH

12829769  Baby didn't show up at school for a month. I figured that she had been expelled or sent to the alternative school. But then, a month later, Baby came back, in a fluffy mint green dress and little mint green matching shoes, smiling her vacant smile like nothing had happened. At first i was hit with a rush of joy, she was back! MY lunch friend was back! But then I remembered, this girl violently assaulted a boy for pouring soup on her. I was still excited though. I asked, "Baby, how are you? Where have you been?" Baby's smile seemed to become less doll-like and more genuine. Maybe she thought it was nice that someone had missed her. She said, "I go to the hospital sometimes. They just need to make sure I'm alright." "Oh, did you get burned by it or something?" "No." "Oh, so like a mental hospital?" "...Yes, like that." "So you didn't get in trouble or anything?" "No. That boy was in the wrong. He did a horrible thing and he was punished for it. I did nothing wrong, why would I get into trouble?" Maybe because you clawed a guy's eye out? But I said, "Oh, I was just wondering." And that was the last we spoke of it.

Maybe girls really do get special treatment.

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12832618  Well OP is kill here's the end of the story:

I have to go now, she's coming upstairs to smack my nads around again.

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Well, I'd give you my word that I'm OP, but I know that doesn't mean shit here.

Hahahahahaha, no. No no no. No I did not.

Anyway.

cont

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She seems like a nice girl I don't why you were so scared

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Just stop imposter, your posts equate to nails screeching on chalk board

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god dammit just fuck already

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Aw, you hurt her feelings. You asshole.

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Newfag

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Fuck off retard

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Fucking newfag

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Fuck off newfag

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cont

12832926  [image](http://2ch-b.ru/i/5e7d93724987aa920f60bcd9fd382e49.gif)

I just found the thread, it was most definitely bait

Still, good /x/-esque story

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Fuckin' losing it OP. You waited like 20 minutes fuck off and finish it up.

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yes finially he gets to touch the boob

12833058 Come the fuck on OP it's 5:40am and you're all that's keeping me awake

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FUCK YOU OP CAN'T YOU SEE WE'RE HAVING A FIGHT

lel

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OP DID IT HE FINIALLY DID IT!

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The end. She didn't get pregnant, luckily, but it was a horrible realization at the time. Oh, and also,

[spoiler]We're moving in together in two weeks.[/spoiler]

Good night, /r9k/.

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DAMN IT BOBBY

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All that foreshadowing for nothing. I guess she kept tools in an abandoned house for fun

12833250 [image](http://www.rusechan.org/jp/src/139447299685.png) good shit OP

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yeah what's up with the plot hole

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I actually still wonder if what she does with that shit. I don't have proof of anything, though. But there's no way she keeps that shit out there for no reason. Also she accidentally killed two girls on two separate occasions, both of which were during fights, and both of which she served time for in juvy. Those stories just weren't really interesting enough to include. Also I know she's doing something horrible out there in the woods. I'm kind of hoping that if I turn up missing after we move in, the police will search my internet history, fin this, and know what's up.

For real though, good night.

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Should I commit suicide?

Fanfiction
It wouldn't be a 4chan story without a hijack or two.

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I'm getting back to it right now, thank you for being patient with me.

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oh baby yeah I love a good cock suinning

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Wow I got rused pretty hard m8 :^)

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To be continued

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This is an imposter

I am the real op

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Fuck off faggot, you have already been exposed, kindly return to the dark corner from whence you came, you are just embarrassing yourself at this point.

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Dude I'm really op, baby has a cock and she made me suck it, I'm op!

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You can't explain that one away, you're definitely not OP, OP is an amerifat.

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It was a typo, sorry

To be continued.,.

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Amerifat keyboards don't have the euro symbol, you stupid limey. Go fuck around in another thread, you blew your cover in this one already.

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To be continued...

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I'm using a god tier iPhone, do yes there is this symbol €€€€€€

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The fake-plot thickens.

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Still don't know how to get back at baby

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Fanfiction 2: Electric Boogaloo
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