The Catfish Man Strikes Back

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Thread 1
Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 18:07:59 No.669159724(OP) Gather round faglords for a story you will remember. I am a kissless faggot virgin that no girl wants turned super villain. You know my name. Call me Catfishman. Day 1

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2015 18:10:04 No.669160009 Day 2 [Expired, kept for archival purposes]

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 18:17:23 No.669161031 Day 3 – screenshot 1 Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 18:19:29 No.669161326 day 3 – screenshot 2 I lured this one uptight girl to Arby’s and had a Little fun. Little did I know it would cause huge problems for me down the line. If you guys are interested I’ve got more, just keep this shit alive. Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 18:21:18 No.669161593 Day 3 – screenshot 3

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 18:29:08 No.669162814 Day 4

will post dropbox link next post keep bumping

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 18:32:50 No.669163345 I was beginning to think no one remembered me. Keep bumping. We need something more on /b/ besides get treads. Be careful of this dropbox link. Let me know what it is if you click it though

Anonymous Mon Feb 2016 18:34:23 No.669163552 Lel I'm not checking that shit I don’t want the cops rolling up to my place Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 18:36:16 No 669163816 Report Day 5

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 19:38:31 No.669164151 Report Quoted By: >>669164698 y u do dis?

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 19:42:14 No.669164698 Report Quoted By: >>669167427 >>669170374 >>669171467

Because I am an ugly kissless virgin that has nothing better to do.

Also this is the link to the cougar video

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 19:41:46 No.669164614 Report Quoted By: >>669164901 {Greentext|>>669159724(OP)}} Didn't read, fag imposter

Anonymous(OP) Mon 15 Feb 2016 19:43:39 No.669164901 Report Quoted By: >>669165180 >>669165263 >>669168225 >>669170374

I swear, I'm the legit Catfishman.

Day 6

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 19:47:42 No.669165526 Report Quoted By: >>669166242 >>669170374 day 7

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 19:52:19 No.669166242 Report

Holy shit lol Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 19:55:08 No.669166698 Report Quoted By: >>669167020 >>669167038 >>669170374 day 8

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 19:59:54 No.669167426 Report Quoted By: >>669170374 >>669184353 day 9

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 20:04:45 No.669168225 Report Quoted By: >>669168764

Proof your the real one?

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 20:07:59 No.669168764 Report Quoted By: >>669169820 >>669170160 >>669170374

Would a copycat have Catfishman tshirts made up? Or a Theme song?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TysPn9odvT

The copy cat questions though are legit, and you'll see why next post. Keep bumping please. Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 20:11:24 No.669169316 Report Quoted By: >>669169509 >>669170764 Please put me in the screen cap :^)

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 20:13:01 No.669169582 Report Quoted By: >>669170374 >>669180565 day 10

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 20:18:27 No.669170483 Report Quoted By: >>669170764 SCREENCAPPING THIS SHIT [Thanks Anon ~ B.A.]

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 20:18:35 No.669170499 Report day 11

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 20:22:24 No.669171135 Report Quoted By: >>669171524 >>669171763 day 12 Things are going to start getting fucky. I started noticing myself changing. It wasn't just hijinx and lulz it started getting creepy as fuck.

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 20:26:17 No.669171678 Report Quoted By: >>669171932 day 13

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 20:29:14 No.669172107 Report Quoted By: >>669177710 day 14

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 20:33:53 No.669172790 Report Quoted By: >>669181485 I'm compiling the bigger stories, while you wait here's the kind of brazen shit I do. I basically admit I'm a super villain to girls and they think I am joking since i am so hot rofl.

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 20:39:10 No.669173556 Report Quoted By: >>669174315 >>669175801 day 15

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 20:39:52 No.669173658 Report Posting in epic bread Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 20:40:44 No.669173796 Report Quoted By: >>669174534 >>669178167 I know all of you think this is bullshit so here's some texts in this album between me and Zoo girl. http://imgur.com/a/mYkHz Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 20:46:47 No.669174716 Report Quoted By: >>669174969 >>669181807 >>669182907 day 16

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 20:47:41 No.669174868 Report Doing gods work catfishman

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 20:49:22 No.669175146 Report Quoted By: >>669175653 >>669182933

You fucked up Kirk! Why the fuck didn't you block that out? loloololo Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 20:49:55 No.669175241 Report What a glorious second coming of the CFM Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 20:50:35 No.669175344 Report Quoted By: >>669175684 oh fml, twitter raid. you fucked up big time punkass Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 20:52:53 No.669175672 Report I'd suck CFM dick for $5 Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 20:52:59 No.669175684 Report Quoted By: >>669175925 >>669181208

She's going to dump your ass when she sees this lol you fucking retard. She's actually pretty hot too Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 20:53:29 No.669175748 Report I sincerely hope these anons don't fuck this up for you catfishman Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 20:53:49 No.669175810 Report ITS 100% REAL OMFG Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 20:54:32 No.669175925 Report

DUUDDE SHE A FINE AS WHITEBONE, YOU BETTA HIT THAT SHIT MENG Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 20:54:43 No.669175953 Report Quoted By: >>669176030 >>669176308 >>669176854

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 20:55:02 No.669176007 Report Quoted By: >>669176324 >>669176414 >>669179455 >>669181417 Guys, I'll continue this story if you please don't bother her. We have a good thing going. Please don't make her pay for my mistake. We're happy. Here's proof of the day 6 cop girl Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 20:57:37 No.669176378 Report Why the fuck would you want to fuck with cat fish man? I've been reading his shit for years. Leave him alone, you neet faggots. Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 20:57:49 No.669176414 Report

STREISAND EFFECT YOU ASSTARD Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 20:57:58 No.669176438 Report

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 20:58:34 No.669176540 Report Fuck you anons don't ruin this for him! Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 20:59:16 No.669176644 Report FIRST I WITNESS THE SECONDCUMMING THAN I RUIN CATFISH MAN Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 20:59:17 No.669176651 Report TELL HER TO DELETE TWITTER NOW Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 20:59:22 No.669176666 Report Quoted By: >>669176743 >>669176830 >>669176849 >>669177165 >>669184301 WE JUST GOT CATFISHED BY CATFISHMAN WHAT A LEGEND Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 21:00:30 No.669176854 Report
 * 1) BLESSED

The CFM is way too meticulous to do something like not block out a Twitter name. I think this could be his greatest fish ever. Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 21:00:35 No.669176871 Report Quoted By: >>669177255 day 17

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 21:01:41 No.669177085 Report Quoted By: >>669177349 >>669177843 >>669179504

Pic related Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 21:02:23 No.669177208 Report

That song is beautiful I am listening to it nonstop Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 21:03:44 No.669177452 Report Quoted By: >>669177728 if i get baited im going to be fucking pissed. cucked and catfished by the man himself. Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 21:04:21 No.669177564 Report praise the CFM Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 21:04:51 No.669177646 Report DONT KILL THE CATFISHMAN! Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 21:05:08 No.669177696 Report Well fuck this shit Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 21:05:38 No.669177793 Report Quoted By: >>669178014 >>669178344 >>669178534 >>669179817 >>669181714 >>669183432

I am OP. If you google search you'll see the city I have mentioned for the sisters arbys matches up to that restaurant. Here's part of a spreadsheet I use to keep track of dates. Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 21:05:54 No.669177843 Report >>669177085 a true legend of /b/, ascending to a higher plane of conciousness Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 21:06:56 No.669178014 Report >>669177793 omg a spreadsheet. Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 21:10:15 No.669178534 Report

Fucking yes Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 21:10:26 No.669178565 Report

No. I have seen her once though at a bar called the Ship & Anchor. She was with a boy. I got really jealous when I saw him I tried to figure out his name so I could steal his facebook pics and post them on okcupid or pof and then send nerd girl an anon email (I figured out her work email last year)

Let me finish this story Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 21:10:56 No.669178651 Report Quoted By: >>669178915 >>669179004 >>669179085 >>669179474

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 21:11:23 No.669178735 Report Quoted By: >>669179329 i need a CFM shirt, sell em op Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 21:14:34 No.669179243 Report JUST WITNESSED THE GREATEST INTERNET EVENT Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 21:15:01 No.669179329 Report

just use the below pic it's the exact one 1 used. My Niece and Nephew helped make it

Give me a second guys my phone is ringing off the hook

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 21:15:45 No.669179450 Report This is beautiful You are doing gods work catfishman. I love you catfishman. Keep being our Messiah of Madness. -Commissar_EyeCancer

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 21:15:47 No.669179455 Report

Catfish Man's got skills for days Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 21:23:06 No.669180695 Report Quoted By: >>669180981 >>669181450 day 17

http://imgur.com/a/h831Z

if I can figure out how to post voice mails I will Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 21:26:12 No.669181208 Report

She's hot as fuck, go for it, CFM. Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 21:27:35 No.669181417 Report

I'm rooting for you, go for it. Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 21:28:25 No.669181561 Report Quoted By: >>669181778 >>669181817 toasting the the epicest bread have my baby CFM

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 21:29:51 No.669181807 Report

Holy fuck bro you catfishman'd your sister. I hope you're proud Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 21:29:53 No.669181815 Report Witnessed CFM is a god among us mere men Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 21:29:55 No.669181817 Report

Meet me at the zoo for fuck. Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 21:34:05 No.669182540 Report Quoted By: >>669182751 >>669182762 >>669182797 >>669182851 >>669182855 You fucking assholes. Which one of you faggots told her? She's on the phone with me...I'm crying my eyes out...ruined the only good thing I've ever had Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 21:40:45 No.669183593 Report Quoted By: >>669183753 >>669183877 >>669183952 Sorry haven't been able to write next days. Because Zoo girl is talking with me. I think she might know. Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 21:42:40 No.669183877 Report

Some whiteknight faggot already told her on Twitter I just saw go on here and see for yourself but you can easily make it better you're catfishman Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 21:43:09 No.669183952 Report

Wtf guys.... A good op and you do this to him? Why /b/ why?

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 21:43:36 No.669184015 Report Quoted By: >>669184133 ok guys we're moving threads this ones about done

>>669182153

Thread 2
Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 21:39:02 No.669183319 Report Quoted By: >>669183503 If the guy in the last thread near the end is the real cfm then he seriously might be crying right now... Like a bitch

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 21:43:34 No.669184009 Report So he blew his chance to get with an emotionnally fragile girl who was ready for any kind of bullshit?

She looked so awesome. All gone now.

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 21:45:42 No.669184370 Report Quoted By: >>669184446 >>669184500 >>669184510 >>669184540 >>669184622

You guys fucked me over.

This is the real CFM by the way.

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 21:47:26 No.669184622 Report Quoted By: >>669184719 >>669184720 >>669189755

An awesome op with awesome oc and you guys fuck him... /b/ doesn't deserve good content anymore...

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 21:49:00 No.669184857 Report

Check her twitter, some unfaithful faggot is screwing his life

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 21:49:54 No.669184990 Report Quoted By: >>669185202 Fuck you guys. She's literally screaming at me over the phone asking her why people are tweeting her shit about the zoo. View SameGoogleImgOpsiqdbSauceNAO ripcatfishman.png, 354KiB, 601x635

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 21:50:00 No.669185008 Report Quoted By: >>669185166 >>669185202 >>669189833 her twitter is getting bombarded.

I genuinely feel sorry for CFM.

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 21:51:20 No.669185205 Report Quoted By: >>669185338 >>669185401 >>669185467 >>669185478 >>669192320 im sorry cfm. im battletoads. it was for the laughs

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 21:51:21 No.669185206 Report i don't know if were being catfished or slowly killing that which we love

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 21:51:22 No.669185210 Report poor CFM just wanted to find love

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 21:53:09 No.669185459 Report Quoted By: >>669185688 Guys just tell her you're my friends playing a family day prank that's what I told her this was

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 21:53:40 No.669185526 Report Quoted By: >>669185623 >>669185815 >>669185877 >>669185987 >>669186228 >>669187132 Just got here but look at the name on the account fools....Cat F.....man

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 21:54:37 No.669185666 Report Quoted By: >>669185756 >>669185811

gosh darnit catfishman

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 21:56:51 No.669186036 Report It's all literally a plot to get her to break up with her current boyfriend, he must've jetlagged conversations and bought 2 throw way phones to text back and forth to 'catherine'. He literally tricked you into trying to break up a 10/10 with her boyfriend.

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 21:57:03 No.669186070 Report

The /b/ giveth. The /b/ taketh.

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 22:00:13 No.669186559 Report I mean come on, he put magnets on his PC. HE WOULDVE BLOCKED OUT THE TWITTER.

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 22:03:45 No.669187085 Report Quoted By: >>669187251 >>669187298 >>669189863 Fuck you guys who are doing this.

live update

You can't fuck me faggots. I'm the Catfishman

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 22:05:45 No.669187444 Report Quoted By: >>669187547 >>669187700 I am torn here guys... do not know what to believe.

Is he my real god?

Is he an imposer?

Is the twitter real?

Is it him cat-fishing us?

Will the real catfishman please stand up?

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 22:09:10 No.669188043 Report CFM is no longer a human, he has ascended as a new being, a God. We have been witness of the ryse of something that we can't acknowledge as true.

You will live for ever in our hearts, CFM

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 22:14:28 No.669188830 Report Quoted By: >>669189130 CATFISHMAN HAS BEEN BTFO

IT WAS FUNNY AS SHIT WHAT HE WAS DOING BUT THAT UPPITY FAGGOT FINALLY GOT HIS COMEUPPANCE

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 22:15:32 No.669189031 Report Quoted By: >>669189654 wanna know how we know that he's catfishing us?

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 22:18:17 No.669189499 Report Quoted By: >>669190136

CFM has reached new levels of bait.

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 22:22:10 No.669189956 Report This is gonna be like the sad dog episode from futurama, I feel it

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 22:23:44 No.669190290 Report

Oh God here it comes. We've been catfished.

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 22:23:58 No.669190328 Report Quoted By: >>669190461 "Gotchya Bitch"

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 22:24:17 No.669190371 Report

kek

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 22:24:32 No.669190410 Report Quoted By: >>669190594 >>669190607 >>669190666 >>669190791 >>669191038 >>669191116

GOD DAMN IT CFM

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 22:25:59 No.669190666 Report

FUCK

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 22:26:27 No.669190751 Report day 18

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 22:26:43 No.669190791 Report

IT HAPPENED

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 22:28:00 No.669191001 Report Quoted By: >>669191397 >>669191518 >>669191837 day 19

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 22:31:17 No.669191504 Report I cant do this anymore. The constant memeing and the baiting is something I cant handle. I must abandon thread. I wake up everyday in my shitty bed with my shitty life to shitpost things. But this? thi

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 22:31:22 No.669191518 Report Quoted By: >>669191779

FAGGOT ITS A HONEYPOT

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 22:32:03 No.669191622 Report

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 22:33:47 No.669191896 Report

If you end this whole charade with "mom's spaghetti", i am going to skin you alive CFM.

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 22:34:44 No.669192036 Report Quoted By: >>669192194 >>669192416 >>669192582 >>669192600 >>669192649 >>669192688

day 20

{{Greentext|>next day >I'm in the parking lot >there are flowers in my car >picked them up cause I saw it in a movie once >I was ready to give it all up for her >but it don't matter >the police scanner I got from ebay has tons of chatter >the place is swarming with cops >see her waiting in the corner of the restaurant from window >by herself >she's fidgeting >she keeps looking over at 2 buff dudes a few tables away >one has an earpiece >I'm supposed to be wearing something red so she can see who I am >But I'm wearing my white Catfishman shirt and jeans >walk inside >look at my dream girl for a quick second as I scan the room >as I'm waiting I think what life would be like if I wasn't an ug >Maybe guitar girl and I coulda been happy >I wouldn't have been the way I am >I wouldn't be this fucking lonely super villain >I would have made her so happy >I'm tearing up a bit >"Hello sir, what can I get for you?" >order my roast beef sandwich, curly fries and a drink and then leave the arbys >"ksssh stand down, not the suspect, not wearing red" >as I'm leaving I slap a CFM sticker on the outside of the door >I'm staring through the window at guitar girl from my car as I eat my meal >I throw the flowers out the window along with the arbys bag of garbage shit >I mutter to myself like a retard as I start my car… >"Catfishman Forever."|

That's it boys. I'll include some bonus info and an AMA. I also have an epic catfish where I catfished an old woman for sooooo many texts. It's hilarious. If you want it I'll post.

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 22:38:53 No.669192714 Report Quoted By: >>669197791 >>669198173 {{Greentext|>>669192036}} YOU ARE THE ULTIMATE VILLAIN THE ENDING WAS PERFECT CATFISHMAN FOREVER

gotta throw on your theme song one last time

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TysPn9odvT

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 22:42:36 No.669193420 Report Quoted By: >>669193832 >>669193857 >>669194156 {{Greentext|>>669192621}}

Do it. I want there to be Catfishmen all over the world. All I ask is you use the logo and the symbol (.)< make it like a symbol of fear.

{{Greentext|>>669192649}} It wrecks the HD

{{Greentext|>>669192688}} Just these past weeks according to my spreadsheet: 104

Here is part 1 of the milf saga:

http://imgur.com/a/C2AxR

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 22:54:58 No.669195762 Report Quoted By: >>669195905 >>669195947 >>669196205 >>669196848 part 2 of the long Milf saga it gets laugh out loud cringey funny dudes

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 22:56:28 No.669196057 Report {{Greentext|>>669195575}} You sir are a god.

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 22:57:16 No.669196205 Report {{Greentext|>>669195762}} Oh jesus Catfishman. I'm going to put a poster of you inbetween my Batman one and my Neil Patrick Harris one. You're my hero (.)<

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 23:02:31 No.669197174 Report Quoted By: >>669197606 {{Greentext|>>669195947 >can't wait to lick your sweet pussy}}

I can't believe you texted that, and she was okay with it.

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 23:06:18 No.669197853 Report Quoted By: >>669198089 >>669198389 >>669198504 >>669198520 {{Greentext|>>669197606}}

Did you see her bro? Did you see the guy she thought she was banging?

Here's the next part of the milf saga

http://imgur.com/a/Kjc2b

last part will be the huge payoff

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 23:09:26 No.669198347 Report Quoted By: >>669198550 >>669198947 >>669199064 {{Greentext|>>669198089}}

http://imgur.com/a/SYmfS

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 23:20:26 No.669200113 Report Quoted By: >>669200270 >>669200358 >>669200379 >>669200396 >>669200403 >>669200526 >>669200533 >>669201016 >>669201353 CFM here, are you guys going to post it to le reddit? I am heading out soon but it would make lulz like mad if you included the milf saga.

Also if you could include this little speech of mine: I tried to get this thread started 5 times but every time this thing 404'd with 0 replies. Don't let /b/ become shit with only get threads. Bump interesting threads. I'm gone. I have to go put magnets on my computer now to not leave a trace.

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 23:21:59 No.669200379 Report {{Greentext|>>669200113}} Good night Catfishman. We will wait for your return

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 23:22:08 No.669200396 Report {{Greentext|>>669200113}} Real or not, your Legend will never die.

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 23:29:09 No.669201468 Report  (.)<