Family Christmas

Anonymous Wed 11 Jun 2014 04:50:41 No.21529636 Report Quoted By: >>21529646 >>21529652 >>21529711 >>21530258 >>21530565

Now these family members were all on my fathers side, who I hate All the bro-tier family members on my moms side who spent their lives hunting in the god damn outback are all in melbourne

This is the story about how I kicked out my family on christmas and tossed each except my grandfathers presents into a fire infront of their greedy eyes.

Go grab a beer or something and stay a while

Anonymous Wed 11 Jun 2014 05:09:38 No.21529711 Report Quoted By: >>21529721 >>21529754 >>21529758 >>21529779 >>21530258

I actually contemplated adopting them and reporting the aunts for child abuse for shit they've done in the past, but that's another story

Anonymous Wed 11 Jun 2014 05:29:07 No.21529779 Report Quoted By: >>21529795 >>21529804 >>21529833 >>21530009 >>21530258

both of them are on welfare, both are unmarried, both have children

shes the 5 yr old

Anonymous Wed 11 Jun 2014 05:42:28 No.21529833 Report Quoted By: >>21529866 >>21529881 >>21529932 >>21529940 >>21530258

Did I mention she leaves the daughter with me every friday because she wants to go clubbing? I asked her why not drop her off with her dad, she replies, "I don't like him, I think he touches her"

I dont mind buying for the daughter and my grandpa, but everyone else can go fuck themselves back to the story

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Anonymous Wed 11 Jun 2014 06:58:38 No.21530232 Report Quoted By: >>21530243 >>21530246 >>21530247 >>21530249 >>21530252 >>21530258 >>21530613 >>21530650

Next morning the funeral pyre was gone, I think my grandpa told me he waited for the fire to die down when everyone left and took a shovel and buried the burnt leather and stuff. Thanked him and apologized. My grandpa was the only one with a key so I guess he let himself in and spent the night because I saw the kids sleeping in my guest room.

Took em to Dennys and we had pancakes. After that I dropped them off and picked up my grill from the airport. She just laughed and we went home.

Apparently my aunts tried to call the cops but they left their phones inside my house or something I never had any authorities come by, seeing also how I live in buttfuck nowhere

Girlfiend went to bed and I played stalker Was a good day, finally found that one sniper everyone was talking about