The Legend of Chippo Man

The random board of 4chan has seen its fair share of epic greentext threads, some feels-heavy, some cringe, and others that are just downright hilarious shitposting. These threads are glimmering jewels in an enormous expanse of trap, YLYL, furry and rule 34 threads. So, that's why we're proud to present the latest of these gems, still fresh from the greatest cesspit that 4chan has to offer.

This particular greentext story actually spanned 2 threads because of the immense amount of replies in such a short time leading to the first thread being auto-saged (it could not be bumped anymore) before the OP could finish the story, and described an event that had happened on the same day that the first thread was created. It belongs to a particular niche of greentext stories that could be described as a "tard thread", where people share their experiences with mentally disabled people, mainly ones with Down Syndrome.

OP works part time at a local chip shop in southern England that is described as the best in the area. One day, a group of 13 "tards" and "downeys" along with 2 caretakers enter the shop he's working at to order some food.

What ensues is the tale of an ordeal that should be placed among such classics as Homer's Iliad and Dante's Inferno. It is an examination of humankind's willingness to fight against the most impossible of odds, our strength, our resilience. It is truly a shining inspiration for the most downtrodden of humanity, to rise up, and win.

The Story
Anonymous 2016-03-05 23:25:59 Post No. 672375548 Report Quoted By: >>672376124 >>672376680 >>672379174 >>672388448 >>672388450 Greentext story time.

(All true events that happened tonight. Typing on phone so be patient)

Anonymous 2016-03-05 23:29:33 Post No.672375991 Report cont im bored and want to read greentext

Anonymous 2016-03-05 23:35:00 Post No.672376680 Report Quoted By: >>672377449 >>672377595 >>672377690 >>672383589 >>672388450

Hand trying out on phone. Not prepped. Bear with me guys. Got 13 Tards to get through. Anonymous 2016-03-05 23:42:00 Post No.672377595 Report Quoted By: >>672378744 >>672383304 >>672388450

More incoming my good people

Anonymous 2016-03-05 23:50:01 Post No.672378744 Report Quoted By: >>672378889 >>672379031 >>672379691 >>672385252 >>672388450

Going as fast as I can. Someone screencap this, never going to retell this on 4chan probably.

Anonymous 2016-03-05 23:56:00 Post No.672379691 Report Quoted By: >>672379972 >>672380042 >>672380503 >>672380668 >>672388450

Continuing

Anonymous 2016-03-06 00:01:22 Post No.672380503 Report Quoted By: >>672380580 >>672381587 >>672381613 >>672388450

Anonymous 2016-03-06 00:08:46 Post No.672381587 Report Quoted By: >>672381695 >>672381776 >>672381860 >>672381942 >>672382250 >>672382652 >>672387134 >>672388318 >>672388450

I'll try and make this a little more Shortform. Or thread will die.

First greentext story that's my oc. Doing alright?

Anonymous 2016-03-06 00:15:37 Post No.672382652 Report Quoted By: >>672382822 >>672383261 >>672383774 >>672383793 >>672386725 >>672388450

Continuing. And I wish I had to exaggerate. I got a 50 quid bonus in cash for handling them tonight it was that bad.

Anonymous 2016-03-06 00:22:36 Post No.672383793 Report Quoted By: >>672384146 >>672384465 >>672384907 >>672384961 >>672385092 >>672388450 >>672388819

THE CHIPPO TRAIN NEVER STOPS

Anonymous 2016-03-06 00:30:57 Post No.672385092 Report Quoted By: >>672385510 >>672385511 >>672385656 >>672385939 >>672386070 >>672386665 >>672388450

Anonymous 2016-03-06 00:41:07 Post No.672386665 Report Quoted By: >>672387010 >>672387313 >>672387901 >>672388450

Should explain that some orders can be handed over instantly. But we cook all of our fish and batter to order, so it tastes as good as it can be. So some of these tards are waiting around for their food still. Including sausage potato.

Anonymous 2016-03-06 00:50:31 Post No.672387901 Report Quoted By: >>672388030 >>672388139 >>672388147 >>672388365 >>672388366 >>672388605 >>672388644 >>672388856 >>672389202 >>672389631 >>672389751

Continuing Finale coming soon boys. Going to post a selfie in the end so you can identify your lord chippo man <3

Anonymous 2016-03-06 00:59:41 Post No.672389202 Report Quoted By: >>672389952

This is the time I found out. The tards. Had an agenda.

{Greentext|>begin finalising the potato cannibalism >neatly wrap it all >even 12 nuggets Individually >I take pride in it, I'm good at it >neatly hand wrapped 7 haddock (entire battered fish ) >5 sausages >you know the drill >hand them over one by one >most thank "chippo man" >small applause from the actual human beings in the shop >that's when it kicks off}}

I need to stress this to you. Whilst you have no reason to trust me. Every single one of the events I've portrayed happened. All I did was play with the wording to make it sound better.

{Greentext|>carers come inside to collect tards >"jersey" is in tow still stinking >woman drops fag onto my floor and I lose it >"WHY DON'T YOU PICK THAT UP YOU IGNORANT UGANDAN SCROTUM TICKLER, DO YOUR FUCKING JOB AND LET ME DO MINE IN PEACE" >blame her and other male carer >tards not to blame for shitty carers putting them here >that's when it happens...}}

CONTINUING

Anonymous 2016-03-06 01:17:31 Post No.672391947 Report Quoted By: >>672392297 >>672392925 >>672395145

Welcome back my glorious turds.

Last one next

Anonymous 2016-03-06 01:23:33 Post No.672392925 Report Quoted By: >>672393119 >>672393170 >>672393197 >>672393359 >>672393618 >>672395145 File: image_17.jpg (157 KB, 770x730) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google] image_17.jpg

Was gonna make this the last one bit some fag impersonated me. More coming

Anonymous 2016-03-06 01:28:25 Post No.672393618 Report Quoted By: >>672394012 >>672394087 >>672394099 >>672394686 >>672395145

One more post. A followup with face.

Anonymous 2016-03-06 01:36:07 Post No.672394686 Report Quoted By: >>672394810 >>672394890 >>672394893 >>672394897 >>672394918 >>672394955 >>672394968 >>672394994 >>672395056 >>672395090 >>672395124 >>672395132 >>672395168 >>672395221 >>672395262 >>672395279 >>672395370 >>672395374 >>672395381 >>672395398 >>672395419 >>672395441 >>672395454 >>672395472

Not a greentext but closure. This happened in a small rural community in the south of England and may even be on the news tomorrow. Would love to see a fully edited screencap of my time this evening. Glad you all enjoyed it as much as I did. Although the actual work is fucking hell. You have no reason to believe me, but I'll swear on any or mother that this is real. All I did was make it worded better, no changing of events.

Source
https://randomarchive.com/board/b/thread/672389698#p672389698